>>677627820
I think you don't know what poorly means.

>normal day at work
>shit hits the fan
>militar forces come to fuck things up
>get another job at the end

bioshock infi?

>>677628315
half life?

>>677627820
You suck at this.

>>677628315
Half Life

>>677627820

>how many fucking castles do you own, bitch?

>normal day at work
>terrorists do shit
>ends up in conspiracy BS

>Called to identify dead grandpa
>Read a history book in his mansion
>Find a city under the house

>>677628748
Postal 2

>>677628452
>>677628505
Winrar

>hired vía phone
>kill the living shit out of everyone
>masks

>come back from cruise
>fuck buddy gets killed
>yiu get blamed
>avenge fuck buddy

>>677627820
>go to work
>previous team assigned to my project fucked it up
>first stages of the assignment are pretty easy, lots of collecting things from various offices and putting them together
>later stages of the assignment are impossible, opposition moving much too fast
>one of my colleagues turns out to be working for the other guys
>end up in the basement, it's fucked up

>>677627820
cock of duty

>>677627820
>too high to climb
>too far to jump
>I'll take a shortcut

>>677628894
Fallout 4

>>677628799
Nope

>>677628893
Lol idk thats a good one

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>>677628893
>>677629082
Samefag a little harder, son.

>>677628318
yes

>>677627820

Bioshock Infinity

>>677628795
darkest dungeon

>>677628893
Dishonored ?

>>677627820

Its Bioshock Infinite

>>677628889

hotline miami

>>677628889
Hotline Miami. Ez fgg

>old pedophile granny kidnaps my sister
>look at every corner of her castle
>throw her from the last floor

>>677628949
Portal?

>>677628889
Hotline miami?

>>677627820
>be plumber
>mushrooms everywhere
>sometimes clouds too
>man-eating plants
>need to rescue princess
>go down a pipe
>underwater
>eat special shroom
>get big
>my name is mario
>have brother named luigi
>we're super

>>677628894
Portal 2?

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>>677629369

>>677629486
Wario Bro's ?

>do huge side jumps over and over to doge bullets
>probably look ridiculous IRL, just jumping side to side and slamming on the ground.

>>677628559
Mario

>>677629486
Dankey kang?

>>677628748
deus ex human revolution

>>677627820
>bro and his gf gets captured by hot bitch who wears black
>have to save him with other bro
>god this is hard
>THIS IS SO FUCKING HARD FUCK
>and also toads

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>>677629577

>>677629568
Sunset overdrive?

>>677629486
minecraft

>>677628894
SS13?

>>677628748
Postal

>>677629672
no

>>677629568
Max Payne?
Total overdose?

>>677629672
Max Payne?

>>677629621
Does gamestop have it?

>train goes boom

>>677629809
>>677629824
Max Payne, yep.

>start in normal town
>have to go through dessert, jungle and hellfire to find last boss
>i need more mana

>>677629364
Banjo kazooie

>>677629844
Probably not anymore

>>677629928
Diablo 2
>>677629959
Thought no one would guess

>get fucking murdered or whatever
>cyborg dude now apparently
>I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
>PRITCHARD
>PRITCHARD, DO YOU READ?
>PRITCHARD FUCK YOU

> run around and shoot things
> armor camping bitches
> grenade launcher sucks

>Stay a while and listen

>>677630133
Deus Ex Human revolution
aka oh god everything is orange!

>germans everywhere
>gottafuckemup.jpg
>hitler shows up
>fuckhimup.png
>win

>spawn somewhere and some niggers stole your stuff
>be totally drugged, zombies and other creepy shit around you
>build house made of dirt
>build bigger house made of dirt
>build giant house made of dirt

>>677627820
>In prison for last few years
>Sent to to some fucking island to work and shit
>Wake up out of a nightmare with some scarred up nigger looking at me
>They release me and I have to fucking go do some secret mission for some fucking organization
>>Apparently Im some fucking anti-christ sent to destroy a demi-god
>Fuck this, so I stab him in the heart
>He dies and then I become a werewolf
>Should really rest and meditate on what I learned

>>677630249
Wolfenstein 3d

>>677629993
Let's call and ask

>>677630252
Minecraft

>Orphan kills her mom, kinda, again
>Potato
>Fucking limey cunt

>some faggot and qt want you to help'em rob a museum
>they fuck you over
>somehow end up almost dead in Tibet
>you kill stuff

>>677630184
Reach

>>677630353
Portal 2

>>677630252
The Simpsons Hit & Run

>>677629568
Cataclyst

>Chilling with buddy's on vacation
>All good time
>Fallingfromplain.jpg
>Gotta save friends
>Hot native
>Choice

>>677627820
Silent Hill 3?

>you're working
>man shows up
>do shit he wants
>everyone is dead.

>>677630353
portal 2

>Go there
>do this
>why tho?
>die a lot. a lot. a lot.

>>677630364
No

>>677630274
Morrowind

>>677630362
Uncharted?

>>677629486
John Cena's Amazing Adventure 2?

>>677630453
You n'wah !!!

>>677630249
>>677630308
winrar

>>677630426
Far Cry 3

>be me
>total loser
>put into machine
>be some random faggot in the past
>kill everyone
>bugs everywhere
>happenes to me each hald year in another situation and i always end up in other time periodes and persons

>>677630463
Yup
Wasn't very hard, eh?

>>677630426
farcry 3

>wake up
>set some chick on fire
>be shot at
>play the damn fiddle

>>677630448
Dark Souls or bloodbourne ?

>>677630552
Avatar

>>677627820
>Start my first day
>Brother shows up, he works there too
>gives me some tipps for the job
>Yeha bla bla what evs
>Fast forward only a few days i watch my bro die, i killed my boss and my coworker and now iam out to kill the chiefs of my company
mfw

>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die
>wake up in room
>narrator tells me what to do
>i do it sometimes
>die

> Have camera
> Run from scripted event, do what game asks you to
> Run fron scripted event, do what game asks you to do
> Run from scripted event, do what game asks you to
> Run from scripted event, do what game asks you to
> Fail
> Get possessed
> Die

>>677630448
Fallout 3

>>677627820
>do-dee do-deedle do
>do-dee do-deedle do
>do-dee do-deedle do
>doodle-doodle-doodle-do

>wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-GULP-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-GULP-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-BWOOP-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-BWOOP-di-di-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-
>dew-dew-dew-deww, wip-wip

>>677630728
Stanley parable ?

>>677630685
Mgs

>>677630636
Yeppers

>>677630728
The Stanley parable, I guess?

>>677630616
Phantom Pain

>>677630728
The Stanley Parable?

>>677630187
Magicka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw

>>677630808
Adventures of the Not-Quite-A-Full-Circle

>>677630812
ayy

>>677630187
far cry 4

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>>677630808

>>677630552
assassins creed

>>677630815
Close but no cigar

>>677630932
The joke of that was that you didn't need to guess

>help capture dangerous fugitive
>government says thanks by sticking grandma full of rocks
>aw hell no

>>677630972
No phantom cigar
AmIRight

>Kill A Dragon
>In DLC the real boss is not a dragon

>>677630880
>>677630930
No

>lets bet money
>lets go underground
>who the fuck are these guys
>win money
>win respect
>win items
>texas hold em isn't'fun

>>677630808
Puck man

>>677629486
Konkey donk?

>>677631028
No MGS Game

>be me
>want to rescue chick
>some nigger goes apeshit and throws shit at me

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>>677630808
>mfw I have the sounds in my head

>just a normal day in canada

>be star-man
>be very stupid and have lack of attention
>have a train spaceship

>skip through meadows picking flowers and catching butterflies
>people keep telling you to do shit

>>677631064
fallout new vegas?

>>677631195
Super Mario Bro's ?

>>677631224
The Long Dark
>fighting a bear while I complete the captcha

>be literally noname in place for criminalists
>choose to join weedlords, blue guys or red guys
>run from one camp to another killing stuff
>defeat big ass demon and get rekt by rocks underground

>>677631249
Skyrim

>>677631224
The long dark

>you get nuked by an indian no matter what

>>677631224
Soma

>>677630742
outlast

>>677631332
>Real Life

>>677629486
I got it its jimmy neutrons drug fest 2

>You get Bourzouf

>>677630990
Infamous Second Son

>>677631291
>>677631319
winrr

>>677631368
kek

>>677631332
Any Civ?

>train ride
>some faggot talking about god
>shoot prostitutes
>MEEROWWWROWWWWWW
>My horse!

>>677629024
>>677629490
>>677629697
no

>>677631311
uh, yeah.

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>the world ends
>get attacked by spooky skeletons
>mannequins everywhere
>disco ball

good luck

>be an engineer
>alien zombies
>space scientologists

>Owe the mob money
>race coast to coast in some gumball race to win enough money to pay them back
>hook up with the qt3.14 at the end

>>677631462
Red Dead Redemption ?

>>677631402
And what a disappointment it was, relatively speaking

>me and my pals find and orphan
>half way to deliver the orphan we find his brother
>everyone is happy

>>677631584
dead space

>>677631584
DEAD SPACE
too easy

>>677631584
dead space

>>677631584
Try it a little harder, it's deadspace

>>677631584
Dear space 2

>be clueless protagonist
>slightly old man tells you to go to a different country
>you have to kill one of his most beloved friends and he also said to try and retrieve one of his letters, but it's not the main assignment
>sail in ship
>ship wrecks
>wellfuckme.gif
>wake up stranded in random ass cave
>still have your personal belongings of your choice
>escape cave after several hours of endless clicking across the screen
>at the end of it all you get mindfucked as everything happens at once

>die
>become a trophy
>fat mustaches guy picks you up and drives away

>>677629486
skyrim with mods

>it's my birthday so it's time to wonder off with a random creature
>find out about league to be the best
>beat the league, only to have to take a ship to whole another region.
>cheats make this game unplayable

>>677628894
Black Flag?

>be mexican
>you wan dat pussy
>spooky skeleton steals the pussy
>become a luchador

>go skiing
>get killed

something something my childhood

>>677631639
yesh

>>677631728
Pokemon Soul Silver

>>677629781
Matrix nigga

>>677631728
Pokemon

>>677631728
Poké man

>>677630808
Pika drug addict

> wake up
> orcs destroyed your village
>destroy ancient evil and save the world
> Uwe Boll makes a movie about your adventure but doesn't evem gwt the plot right

>wake up in alley
>spooky adventure
>that's one creepy fucking painting

>>677631728
Pokemon

>>677631805
Ski game

>be me
>has to steal, fight and look for treasure
>that bitchy mayor kinda likes me
>that undead clearly not
>root beer and monkeys, lots of them

>>677631249
Every Animal Crossing ever