>>677618248
Does that really count as cooking?

>>677618392
No

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>tfw no clever gf who puts canned spaghetti on top of regular pasta

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>>677618248
>pan seared hotdogs
>mac and cheese

>>677618248
Seeing this disgusting shit, I'm pretty happy I can cook for myself.

My old lady really only cooks chicken and spaghetti. It's not all its cracked up to be anon

>>677618691
It looks like she shit on his food. What the fuck

>>677618664
>tfw no gf who can boil water

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I don't need a fucking bitch to cook me dinner.

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Should have pan seared THESE hot dogs

>>677618248

>mfw i can make a steak dinner with sides
>mfw you pan sear fucking sausages

I'D RATHER EAT THAT FUCKING DESSERT RAMEN OVER THAT SHIT

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Translation: "Finally some breakfast"

Frozen pitas, frozen wok. I guess some people only need a microwave to "cook"

>>677619014
>She should have lip smeared his fucking hot dog after to make up for the atrocity on that plate

I cook for gf and myself. I am quite skilled, have impressed pretty much everyone I cook for, because I understand basic principles.

Gf's mom is great cook, same deal.

Gf's dad is a great grill operator and "outdoors" style cook.

Gf's sister goes out every day.

Gf is too much of an experimenter, never makes anything that is just right, unless she copies exactly what I did the day before, even then something is just a little out of whack.

Regardless, learn to cook based anon. You will impress yourself, all the single ladies, all the other ladies, other men (to show your superior woman wooing skills) and you won't eat a shitty alone meal again.

>You might eat a shitty gf meal though

>>677618248
Wifee cooked me roast chicken and veggies last night, shit was cash. But i like cooking too esp. grilling, so we split it up 50/50 for the most part

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My gf knows how to keep her man happy ;)

I dare you to post any of this shit in /ck/.
Many kids to be had

>>677618859
checked, seems like you cook as good as my gf
>>677620935

>>677618987
is that deer shit or prunes in that hot dog bun?

I just get a burrito like every day. The girl at the burrito place has a huge crush on me anyways and the food is good, so I don't really feel that feel.

>>677618859
lost

>>677619224
i can see why they are single...

>>677619224
where in this picture is the steak? it can't be that black thing to the side, right?

All the food posted looks pretty shit but at least these women are trying. I ve met women who wear their inability to cook for themselves as a badge that they are proud of.

>>677618248
if that atrocity is what you call cooking then i'd rather be by myself.

i mean, imagine having to stomach that every other day because you don't have the heart to tell her she can't cook for shit

>>677618248
that dish looks like shit

>>677621334
I'm more concerned with the potato...I think it might have been a plastic toy

>>677619652
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>itt: struggle plates

>>677621397
i wouldn't doubt feminazis out there consider being unable to cook "fighting the patriarchy" since they're going against their "designated roles/functions".

it's also no wonder plenty of them are small planets.

this makes me sick, no one should ever be served that terribly-plated pile of filth. Looking at this makes my skin itch.

>>677621397
That's actually a feminist value.

>>677618248
Seared? Good food poisoning.

>>677619224
is that black shit on the side the fucking steak??

These girls are doing this as a joke, right? RIGHT!?

>>677621638
oh shit you're right i hadn't noticed there were supposed to be potatoes in there.

i don't think he knows what baked means.

>>677621881

hotdogs are already boiled to fuck there is no way to get food poisoning even if you eat them out of the package uncooked

>>677621915

looks like a piece of beef jerky

>>677621736
>no wonder plenty of them are small planets.
kek.

>>677618248
>pan seared


Holy shit my sides

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>yfw your gf makes partially raw noodles
>yfw she burns everything
>yfw you have grown use to the taste of char over the past decade
>yfw you grew up eating home cooked meals made from scratch only to get married and eat microwave shit and half raw half burnt cooked meals every day
>yfw you now expect raw dough in the center whenever she makes cinnamon rolls
>yfw you now have extremely painful acid reflux and heart burn problems that you never used to have
is it just me are are women getting shittier
and shittier at cooking
but tell themselves they are amazing at it to keep up with the standard of great cooking housewives that can keep their man with just their meals...

>>677622007
Ah hotdogs not sausages, the new working class

>>677618248
>>677618525
>>677618664
>>677618691
>>677618987
>>677619014
>>677619224
Okok, what the fuck is going on here?
Is that an American thing or something?
How would you even be able to unrionically cook something that shitty? Or is this some social media trend where you brag while holding the most disgusting food imagineable?

>>677622100
Nah, you just aren't telling her when she fucks up so she has no reason to improve. If someone told you that you were the greatest lover in history, would you go all out trying to be even better? Fuck no, you're already awesome, why waste the time?

Same shit. Let her believe she's perfect and she'll act like it.

>>677622100
You have to pick up the mantle son. You have to become the family cook

>>677618248
this is like a thread about woman that can't cook for shit.

>>677622100
Have you ever tried cooking for yourself, you faggot?

>>677622100

I was going to insult you, but this is making me feel really bad. I made a lasagna with homemade noodles, mozzarella, and ricotta for dinner last night. You're welcome for dinner anytime.

>>677622100
How about you stop being a bitch and cook yourself then?