>>677608290
I'm just as depressed as the rest of em. Bump

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>>677608290
have a frog tho

Is there such a thing as a feminine penis?

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>>677608429
*hugs tightly and lays her head on your shoulder, closing her eyes* It'll be okay.

>>677608460
That's not real a psychology question

>>677608290

How do I deal with someone threatening self harm if I don't pursue a relationship with them?

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Hakurei Shrine supports mental health! Here's a bump.

and me, milhouse.

>>677608593
Why would you? Are you a psychologist? If not, it's not your job; inform the proper authorities.

>>677608290
How do you feel knowing that your whole field is based on theories that have been proven to have no merit beyond the baseline patient-therapist relationship, aside from CBT... Which is basically "man up and take responsibility for your shit"?

>>677608682

>proper authorities

As in who? When you have someone literally telling you they're gonna "slice something open" who exactly is the proper authority?

>>677608290
Oldfag here
Why am i scared of meeting my gf's kid

From your last thread, you said that you didn't actually work as a psychologist. What do you do as a source of income? Is it related to psychology at all?

>>677608290
I got a new job, and im making more money than i spend, so why am I feeling like life has no meaning... I also suddenly have a problem with orientation in space

>>677608881
nice almost get fam

>>677608866
"do you want fries with that?"
Umm...sure?
"interesting... And how does that make you feel?"

How come I collect so much porn, and rarely masturbate to it?

>>677608545
Neither is it grammar good

>>677608512
I'm sure it will be. Eventually. Thanks for the reassurance.

>>677608290
do you like acid?

>>677608290
Your professional opinion on transsexual people (not transgenders)

>>677608788
cognitive behavioural therapy is basically about training your neocortex to inhibit your amygdala's hijacking of your brain via the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis.

It has nothing to do with manning up.

Try harder, troll.

>>677608823
Their parents, a teacher, the police, councilors, HR, anyone. The people whose job it is to deal with this.

>>677608855
Because that's a big fucking step man! You SHOULD be scared!

>>677608866
Programmer. I write financial models to predict behavior. So it's psychology and AI.

>>677608881
Tell me more about this orientation problem.

>>677608975
Yeah, most psychologists aren't doing that.

>>677608989
Gotta collect em all!

>>677609086
No.

>>677609099
...what do you mean?

>>677608290
What's the best thing to do when my gf is having a major depression episode and I can only Skype or call her rather than have her over late at night?

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Good morning anon! It's nice to see you again. Did you have a good weekend?

>>677608788
I'm not sure that cock and ball torture has much merit, to be honest...

>>677609172
Just talk to her. Keep her on the line as long as you can. Depression responds to pressure, both physical *think hugs* and emotional *think reassurance*.

>>677609204
It wasn't bad

>>677609144
what is the key to happiness?

please listen to my shit and tell me its good I survive on validation from others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftO8cjMhmNk

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I am having trouble deciding what kind of therapy to enlist myself into. I've heard of DBT and CBT but I am not sure which would be more beneficial for GAD and severe clinical depression?

>>677609291
There is none; happiness doesn't work like you think. It's a reward mechanism to encourage you to hill climb, to continue to refine what you are doing until you get it right.

It's transient, you can't capture it forever.

>>677609356
Probably CBT to start, as DBT is more for BPD.

....that was a lot of three letter acronyms.

>>677608290
If the kid gets to know me and I break up with my gf how bad can that fuck up the kid. I need you help senpai

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>>677609393
Yeah, yeah there were.

Thank you for taking time out of your day to help others. It's nice to see.

>>677609431
First, if you are going to address me, please use the formal modifier "sama".

Second, it won't fuck the kid up at much, if at all; divorce and breakups are temporary problems that kids largely recover from.

More than that, it's her decision, not yours. Ain't your kid.

>>677609550
It's what I do; a woman before me inspired me, and I hope to inspire those who come after.

I have an activity I do, and my girlfriend is easily paranoid about things. I have her some advice from said activity, and now they freaked out over it. A friend of mine told me I should just lie about the advice next time so it's better, but I don't feel right in lying, neither to my girlfriend or about the advice in general.
Is my friend giving terrible asvice by telling me to lie? Or am I being insensitive to my girlfriends flaws?

>>677609634
Your friend is giving you terrible advice, and your girlfriend needs to seek medical attention or counseling.

>>677609629
Thank you Sama

>>677609736
You are welcome, anonymous-san

>>677609736
I don't think sama works on it's own, it'd be Anon-sama or something.

>>677609874
Her name is "Alice"

Why not.

I feel useless, like a waste of space. Anything that I could enjoy doing for 40 hours a week either doesn't work as a job or is an industry that I'd have to wait for someone to get ready to retire/keel over to get full training for. THe one thing I can do well that I could get reasonable pay for I hate and find tedious and boring to tears. I hate people outside of the few friends and the one potential girlfriend I have, and I have certain thoughts that make me feel like an abomination. Every day I fight a need to just be a hermit and tell the world to fuck off, partly because I feel so worthless.

>>677608290
What's the best way to deal with unrequited love, anon?

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Bump of fortune!
OPs fortune for the day is The Hanged Man - Upright
You'll need to make a sacrifice to get what you want today. You'll have an opportunity to change your perspective on a situation today and look at things from another view.

>>677609921
...why do you think you are supposed to enjoy your job? Only 18% of all people do. It's not something you are supposed to enjoy, it's something that pays for your hobbies that you DO enjoy.

Work is a two stroke engine Anonymous; not particularly powerful or fun, but it powers things that are.

>>677609981
Finding new love.

Why can't I talk to psychologists?

>>677609907
I'm aware, but I don't believe everyone else is.

>>677610054
Thanks Makoto.

>>677610106
You just did!

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Why do people romanticize murderers and those who do school shootings? What the fuck is wrong with these girls?!

How do I get rid of paranoid schizophrenia (complete with delusions and hearing voices) I've got from being 14 days awake on drugs? Got better but didn't went away. I think I'm totally fucked, and I'm not on any meds.

What do anon?

>>677610322
Because the system failed them, so they latch onto anyone who tried to make change.

Also the columbine kids were dreamy (joking).

>>677610322
Because there's a fetishist for anything.

>>677610459
Yeah, you are. You decided to do drugs that have a KNOWN SIDE EFFECT of causing latent schizophrenia to pop up, and guess what? It bit you.

Stop doing drugs and hope it fades away; it takes at least a year to do so.

>>677610093
I'm not even looking for a job I enjoy. And every time I find a job I tolerate everything seems to go right into the crapper.

>>677610600
So do something intolerable that pays well, and make up for it on the weekends.

Or try again man. Not EVERYTHING fails or falls through.

>>677608290
ok, so, ive been super depressed, but the fact of family and in some sense friends that have to see me die prevent me from doing so.
Just play games,. drink or learn something thayts fun?? so what if youre sad?

>>677610571
That's what I thought, thanks anon. Sleep deprivation is a bitch

>>677610668
>/
suicide that is

>>677610668
Sadness isn't depression. Seek medical attention Anonymous; depression is a serious medical disorder.

>>677610668
>drink
Don't drink tho. Alcohol here, drinking 2 litres of whisky every 2 days or so. Not do that.

>>677610773
You should stop that.

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>>677610476
Thankfully you're joking.

>>677610565
This is true. I should of thought about it like that.

>>677608788
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>>677609099
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>>677610600
Check'd & kek'd

>>677610761
i know i got antidepressive, maybe i should say feeling nothing instead of "sad"? u know what i mean, so what if everything sucks

>>677608290
Is it okay to be trans?

>>677610970
Yes.

>>677610882
Definitely, I even stopped for a whole month but then relapsed. For some reason I didn't even have much physical withdrawal effects so maybe it's not to late yet.

I should just not be the little bitch I currently am

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It's this thread again

>>677608512
*Door knocks*
It's me. Goku

>>677611013
Yeah, you gotta stop forever or it's no good.

>>677611065
You running a little late, Mokou-tan?

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>>677611065
You're late, Mokou.

I am a furry. Not irl and I don't want to go to cons and buy fursuits and shit.

But I fap to anthro animals. Not real animals tho. Does that mean anything blatantly obvious regarding my fucked up psyche? Any common reason why people turn into furries?

>>677608290
Just a small question.

Can a concussion trigger a latent psychosis/disorder?

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>>677611104
>>677611133

I was not aware there was a schedule I would have to stick to.

y are my friends such faggots?

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>>677608290
i only feel gay when im on /lgbt/ or /s4s/. should i stop going to those boards or should i embrace the faggotry? i used to cuddle my friends in bed when i was younger, no homo tho.

>>677611065
Fujiwara no Slowkou!

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>>677611165
Refrain from existing in the outside world please. There still may be hope for you, yet
>>677611229
You're usually here within the first few posts.

>>677610970
Only if you don't shove it in everyone's faces. Because honestly, especially if you have a friend that's good at makeup/you give a good, hard honest try at learning on how to pass, as long as you introduce yourself as your preferred gender no one will notice/care.

>>677611266
Sounds pretty homo; I'd say you are probably bi.

>>677611229
If there was, you wouldn't come, so there isn't.

>>677611228
Yes, any trauma can.

>>677611337
No, it's okay no matter what they do. It's their right to be who they are.

>>677611239
Because they love you

>>677611165
Fetishes are developed early on in life, so it's basically random.

>>677608290
Would a manic episode that results in one weaving through traffic at their vehichle's too speed whilst laughing uncontrollably be considered sufficient "danger to self and others" to warrant holding that person?

>>677611321
>Refrain from existing in the outside world please. There still may be hope for you, yet

I will, real world furries are very cringy I think. Bronies as well. I only come for the drawn porn, maybe it's just a phase

>>677611397
>Fetishes are developed early on in life, so it's basically random.

Thanks, tho I'm 32 years old and only got into furry recently. So it may well just be the novelty.

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>>677611397
I am into BDSM and am relatively submissive in the outside world. I have issues in standing up for myself and honestly I don't understand what made me develop this fetish when I was a young child?

I'm 21 and get afraid of the dark at random times. Like right now I'm fine, but I'm sure once I try to go to bed thoughts of what could be in that darkness come flooding to my mind making it impossible to sleep. Wat do? Happens all the time.

>>677608290
How would you tell if you are in love or it's something else?

>>677611442
Yes. 100%.

>>677611531
No, you always had the fetish, it just didn't "click".

>>677611592
Probably control issues with your parents.

>>677611442
That would probably warrant a pink slip

>>677611531
but they r cancer af

>>677611619
That's intrusive thoughts; go to a psychologist or councilor, they can fix you up in about 3 sessions as long as it isn't too serious (and if it is, it's schizophrenia, and you need to get checked out anyway).


>>677611620
....why are you worried about labels? If you enjoy being with someone, be with them you idiot!

>>677611442
>>677611637
Okay, next time I reach that point I should take myself to the hospital, got it.

>>677611637
>it just didn't "click".
Well then I hope I'll never get the urge to buy a fursuit kek. Yeah maybe I had that fetish earlier without living it, I never hated fur threads on here but I can't stand brony.

While they are just as cancerous for the average /b/tard. To the faggots fapping to "feminine dicks" and traps, but I digress. Thanks for the advice anon.

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>>677611637
I feel dumb for not thinking about that.

>>677608290
Thought about suicide a couple times recently. I don't even have that terrible of a life I'm just another loser that hates his job

>>677611863
No. Call an ambulance. DO NOT DRIVE IN THAT CONDITION.

>>677611883
If you haven't already, you probably won't in the future.

>>677611898
Yeah. It's pretty obvious.

>>677611901
Yeah, having a bad job doesn't make one want to suicide. Seek medical attention.

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>>677611397
Maybe.

>>677611837
I mean, it seems kinda dumb. Just seeing things like faces/creatures/arms and stuff coming through the dark.

What about constantly imaging myself getting injured during a normal day? Lately it's been having my toes sliced off for some reason.

>>677612023
Seek. Medical. Attention.

>>677611965
I have thought about seeing a psychologist recently but money is a bit of an issue and no medical doesn't help.

>>677612071
Wat? Does it seem that bad?

>>677612076
Your mental health is worth more than pretty much anything else Anonymous. Make it work.

Alright, got to get ready for work, see you all at 7-7:30PM today.

With love

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>>677611965
Thank you for all your help. Your predecessor would be proud.

>>677611798
>but they r cancer af

I don't actually think they are, I've had decent discussion in these threads. Some threads are just same things over and over but not all of them are.

To me bananafags and all the desu or rare pepe spammers are way more cancerous.