how do you have computer and internet access? is prison so bad with a computer and internet access?

>>677602117
Its european prison its amazing, we have internet for 2 hours a day

>>677602117
He snuck an iPhone in up his butt.

Why are you in the can?

>>677602222
Checked.
You also have blinds on the window in European prison?

Your prisons won't be great for too much longer - the nigger refugees who rape you in the shower will make sure of that.

>>677602026
what did you do?

>>677602350
A guy beat me up, and allegedly me and my friend got revenge

>>677602417
I have thin curtains, they never send any its high security so private showers. I only see other inmates during food times and yard.

But i need to go now, they are searching rooms.

>>677602381
You americunts are making such a big deal out of them, my god, why do you guys keep talking stupid shit when you know nothing about what happens here?

How long in the slammer?

>>677602812
just 8 more months.

>>677602760
Sounds like a libtard who hasn't spent any quality time with our darker brethren.

>>677602026
How do you entertain yourself? Can you masturbate without problems?

>>677602936
Reading, working out and of course shit tons of fapping.

>>677602861
what are you in prison for?

>>677603160
See
>>677602542

>>677603206
Thanks.

>>677602026
where in europe you are in prison?

so you're innocent or am i just retarded

>>677602026
why did a guy beat you up and how bad did you fix him? and why did you get caught? and why didnt the beat-up-guy get in prison first?

>>677603342
Netherlands.

Can you smoke there? And what are you reading atm? Please don't say the bible or kys

>>677602026
have you seen the season finale of walking dead?

>>677602026
former prisoner here. that's a nice cell compared to what we have here in the states.

10/10, would buttrape niggers in

>>677603391
Im 18 the guy that beat me up was about 35, I have no clue why, but he hit me with a baseball bat, I couldn't press charges because there was no proof that he did it. All I know about his condition is that he has some broken bones and is still in the hospital. I got caught because someone saw me do it.

>>677602026
How does it feel how does it feel to be black?

>>677602760
People here are looking for ways to vent their frustrations over minorities in their country without having to fight the shitskins that live here. They take it out elsewhere. They don't realize that not every minority acts like the retards we have.

>>677602222
checked

>>677603436
Yes I can smoke, Im currently reading of mice and men.

>>677603442
No.

>>677602026
have you visitors? Is your mate in the same prison? How is the lunch?

>>677602865

Or someone who has a clue.

You guys have fuckloads of niggers everywhere and have some states going down to Africa mode.

Most EU countries don't even have nigger majorities inside minor cities. It's a very, very low percentage by comparison for the most part. 5-7% in many countries.. and it's not really rising all that much.

>>677602026
are you seeing yourself as the good or the bad guy?

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>>677603631
Do you miss music?
Also did you hear that Obama was assassinated 3 days ago?

>>677603681
People visit on wensday. No I took the rep for him

>>677603777
I have a ipod. Who is this Obama guy?

>>677603691
Honestly I see myself as neither.

>>677603830
famous rapper. had a rap battle against biggie

>>677602026
Why do you have a full length curtain for a full length window?

>>677602381
>Europeans convicting muslims
Yeah nah faggot. Prison will be the only safe place in a few years.

>>677603401
are you 100% dutch ? Because now with the immigrant shizzle

>>677603973
I think I remember. such a shame.

Sterkte nederbroeder.

>>677602222
how monitored is it?
can you do anything as long as it isn't illegal?

Guys I don't think he knows about the massive flood of immigrants to the EU

Dude there's LITERALLY tens of millions flooding in as we speak

>>677604036
100% The guy who beat me up was of course not.

>>677603830
Are you getting sick of the same beats yet?
Big time heroine drug lord from Australia

>>677604101
It is fully monitored.
>>677604058
Bedankt
>>677604158
Nah they're alright.

>>677604132
Trust me the "Aryan botherhood" Talks about it all the time.

>>677604132
Why lie to the poor man ?

>>677603687
>and it's not really rising all that much
birhrates

>>677604141
How long you in for?

>>677604246
You got a prison bitch yet?

>>677604286
They aren't exaggerating man
The UN wants to step in its gotten so chaotic

>>677604378
As stated earlier just 8 more months to finish my 3 year sentence.

>>677604246
>It is fully monitored.
can you watch porn?

>>677604436
There is a 5'4 guy in the cell next to me, he "gives'' me his cigs and porn all the time. But he is not going near my penis or ass im not that desperate,

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>>677604246
Do you like having free accomodation and Internet access?

>>677603687
Depending where you live they are literally your future. That is why Merkel is letting so many in - the German population is steadily decreasing and the younger generation won't be able to afford the older generation's retirement pension costs.

>>677604454
I know
>>677604520
yea.
>>677604571
Its 11 euros a day for this nice room and futher accomodations

>>677604455
fuckoff you dont get 3 years in the netherlands for beating someone up

>>677604774
He is in a wheelchair, and I didnt give up my buddy.

>>677604645
... So she thinks letting in all these useless leeching niggers and charging them taxes will help the situation. That may be true for the Syrian refugees, but the north Africans will just drain Germany's welfare and cause huge increases in crime.
They say the Somali refugees are even worse than American niggers. Have you guys seen the video where they attack 60 minutes for literally no reason?

>>677604828
he was in a wheelchair before or after you beat him up?

>>677604645
That would make sense if immigrants paid into the system.
More than half are on welfare and have never generated any income.

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>>677604685
So you have to pay 11€ for the Cell?

>>677604913
Both.

Did you know they found life on one of Jupiters moons. Under icecap a there are huge eyeless blobs with 2 mouths under the ice

>>677604934
Yea I know. I didn't say it would work, that's just her insane thought process.

>>677604909
Was actually my follow up to that comment.

>>677604993
And internet, better food, our bathrooms get cleaned 2 times a day.

>>677605016
Jupiter has moons?

If you approached me in the park I would
Take out my Special Rope and slowly mutter today is the day.
>Today is the day
>Today is the day
As this is a park I would go to the nearest tree with rope in hand, drop my pants allowing my dick to flap in the wind, and then tie the rope firmly to a high branch then hang myself.
As I evacuated my bowels a banner I had swallowed days earlier in preperation would unfurl from my ass reading "Today is the Day, Happy Birthday (girls name)"

>>677605107
And How much money do you get for working there?

>>677605107
Over 50 my friend.

>>677605195
Oh man that would be so gloriously cool.

>>677605210
I dont work. Im white and have money.

Ama considering I been up for 3-4 days on point. And a 3x felon, 4x arrestee anything.

>>677602222
>be in prison
>internet for two hours
>go to 4chan
>be in internet prison

would you take laxatives before to be sure?
Also green text kinda wrecked it for me oldfag >>677605195

>>677605332
yeah but 3 years is a long time to play...

>>677605434
I just can't let go.

>>677605499
Trust fund.

What did you have for breakfast today?

>>677602026
do you eat chocolate and cheese together?

>>677605552
Peanutbutter sammie.

>>677605526
What do you want todo after Prison?
And do you got any Connection in prison?

As let go I am sure you are meaning your shaft.. Also you should enlighten us with a suicide tape, you waste of space <3
>>677605195

>>677603631
The retarded brother is killed by the normal brother because he tarted out and killed someone.

Enjoy criminal scum.

>>677605002
you got beat up by a guy in a wheelchair? KEK

>>677605586
Who the fuck does that

>>677605596
Probaly get a place and stop having to shove shit up my ass.

>>677605665
Sarcasm.

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>>677603687
We've kept niggers at 13% of the population for decades. You EU trash let sand nigger filth march across your borders and rape your women. At least here the cops kill blacks whens they get out of hand. Your Eurocops basically quit their jobs and liquidate them out to fresh sand niggers that showed up to your nation 3 weeks prior.

>>677605002
So you were beaten up by a guy in a wheelchair?

>>677605762
We need a leader like Adolf.

>>677605822
>>677605740

>>677605434
kek

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>>677602542
>allegedly
Suureee

>>677605685
3 years of your life wasted eh? That sucks. Was it worth it?

I spent the last three years finishing my degree and masters and starting from a new job soon. Pretty good pay.

>>677605927
This is all monitored so yes

>>677605685

Dutch people do according Jeremy Clarkson, on sandwhiches

>>677606011
I have a trustfund I dont need a job or degree I dropped out of school at age 14.

>>677606028
Sound terrible

Do you miss your hole being tight?

>>677606018
Doesn't it feel weird to know that they'll see all this degenerate shit here because they monitor your activity?

Like, they will think you're a totally fucked up person because of all the other fags around here. Hope you don't have a psychologist or something looking on it

>>677606018
Monitored you say? I vote we start posting ISIS recruitment material on this thread. Just to fuck with OP

>>677606146
That's nice dear. I was referring to achievements not daddies money. Not being a failure.

>>677602026
How does a prisoner get to make this post?

>>677606157
this

>>677606157
No more nigger penisses fit now

>>677606183
They probally have a psychologist looking now

>>677606193
Please dont.

>>677606193
>I vote we start posting ISIS recruitment material on this thread. Just to fuck with OP
Which is defeated by yourself right in the beginning. Good job dude

>>677606306
>They probally have a psychologist looking now
True, sorry

>>677606146
>has trustfund
>rich family
>not whitetrash
>in prison for assault

Kek you fuckup.

>>677606274
I dont care about achievements.

>>677606193
yes

>>677606376
CCTV sucks.

>>677606331
>Which is defeated by yourself right in the beginning
Wat?

>>677606381
I'm sure. I'm just enjoying your failures.

>>677606381
Same for me, as long as I can live a happy life why care about "achievements"? Things society wants you to do, muh monnez and stuff.

Couldn't give less of a shit about it anymore and am happier than ever now that I don't.

>>677606552
>I'm sure. I'm just enjoying your failures.
Calling it failures, while enjoying being a wageslave.

>>677606193
Allah Ackla etc. Let's blow up a Dutch government building. We'll plan it from prison with OP'S help. He's good at getting away with stuff, oh wait.

Take a photo out the window

>>677606552
"Failure" not being born in a poor white trash family is pretty cool.

Sterkte anon <3
Ben je met oud en nieuw weer buiten?

>1/?
PIPES:

Pipes are about as easy to purchase as a CD. You do not want to have the length any longer than 8
inches. Diameter should usually be between BE'' and 2''. If it's any longer than around 8'' it
might not blow up how it's supposed to. If it's thicker than around 2'', it will cost you a
fuck-load of money. Normal metal galvanized pipes are the best to use, since plastic melts to
easy and I don't think copper would be that great. Never did try it though. The way I bought most
of my pipes is by going out and getting all of the caps one day, then getting the pipes a few
days later, or at a different store. You don't want to look too suspicious

After you buy the caps you need to drill a 1/8'' hole in the center of 1 cap per pipe. This is
for the cannon fuse. Be sure to use good quality cannon fuse that isn't bent or taped together,

>>677606694
Not allowed.

>>677606764
Praise allah

>>677606764
>2/?
sure it all burns correctly. Try to keep that fuse in good condition. Even though you can
bend and fold that fuse all to hell and back and it will most likely still burn though, you do
not want to have a bunch of your enemies staring at a real heavy paperweight that isn't smoking.
Once you have the hole in the cap stick the cannon fuse through it and tape it on so it doesn't
keep moving around. 1-2 inches inside the pipe should be plenty to do the job, but in a fix you
can have as little as a fingernail's length. As far as how much you want on the outside, that
depends on the delay you want the blast to have. For a grenade type bomb you want about a
finger's length, for fun bombs you want about 2 feet, and for time bombs you want about an inch.

Screw that cap onto the pipe nice and hard, and then rig up some sort of holder so you can fill
the pipe and not screw up the fuse. There are several ways you can do that, so just be creative
and resourceful.

>>677606742
Bedankt en ja met kerst al.

>>677606764
>easy and I don't think copper would be that great. Never did try it though.
No, copper wouldn't be that great. To soft

>>677606639
Think you're getting me confused with someone else anon. 3 years in the slammer hasn't sharpened your mental acuity much has it?

Shrapnel is very important if you want to kill and injure a lot of people. Almost anything small
and metal will work. From paper clips cut into pieces to 2'' nails. You can use screws, solder,
BB's, pellets, nails of all kinds, buckshot of all sizes, twisted diskette centers, or any other
kind of metal object that can be twisted into a small size, and hell I'm sure staples would even
be useful. Small handgun ammunition might even be an interesting addition to large sized bombs.
What I have done in the past is just tossed a few screws or 1'' nails into the powder on the
sheet of cardboard and dumped it in just as I would normal powder. I have used a lot of #8
buckshot too, and for this I would either sprinkle it in as I am pouring the powder in, or use
the method just described. If you are using nails it might be a good idea to have them right up
against the pipe walls, so the go faster farther. As far as taping, tying, or gluing nails onto
the outside of the pipe, I am not sure that method works. I did try it on the Delta batch, and
since they won't be used until NBK it'll be kind of hard to report the results. You might try
asking the survivors if they got a good look at the bomb before it went off and then the remains!

>>677603657
Glen dies

>>677602026
Do you need assistance?

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>>677606868
The infidels shall burn in the flames of Allah.

>>677607066
Never liked that yellow skin.

>>677607048
>twisted diskette centers
Lol wat, of all shrapnel sources you'd turn to fucking floppy disks?

>>677607048
>4/?
In just about every "anarchist" cookbook you can find you will see tons of napalm recipes.
Through trial and error I have found that only a few are worth the trouble. Although, some of my
tests can not be considered completely accurate since I was short on time and resources because
of the war. First of all, one of the best recipes is actually the simplest. Motor oil and
gasoline in a glass bottle is about all you need. You could spend hours and hours and lots of
money to make a batch of napalm that if at all is only a little better.Styrofoam and gasoline is a fairly good mixture, but it has its drawbacks. Styrofoam and gas
makes a solution that reminds me of pizza dough. It is rubbery, stringy, and is a bitch to
transfer from containers. It burns for a good while, and after it is done burning it turns into a
hard, black, plastic-type substance. I won't know how well it spreads upon explosion until actual combat.

>>677607048
>You might try
>asking the survivors if they got a good look at the bomb before it went off and then the remains!
The author really seems delusional

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>>677607077

MINECRAFT

>>677604645
It's not the old people we can't pay for. It's the old people plus all the tax breaks for corporations and corporate welfare in general. Tax avoidance and politicians leeching money like parasites. We can afford the old people np. Just not the politicians fucking us in the ass.

>>677607283
alex

OP is a colossal faggot and has never been in prison. that would require him to leave his mothers basement and commit a crime

>>677607288
MINECRAFT

>>677607326
>>677607330
MINECRAFT

>>677607335
MEIN KRAFT!

>>677607219
>5/5

have tried model glue also, and the results were about the same as gas alone. In short, you are
much better off using gas and oil instead of any, and I mean fucking ANY, other mixture because
it is cheaper, easier, quicker, and works just as good or better than anything else does. It is a
waste of time, effort, and resources to try to figure out the ideal recipe when gas and oil will
do the job just fine. If it can burn, the molitov cocktail will most likely burn it.

Storing gasoline is one of the biggest pain-in-the-ass tasks I have gone through in the pre-war
era. First of all, you have to take into account that any extra gas containers lying around the
shed or garage can easily cause suspicion. Second of all, it smells. So putting a couple jars in
your closet is a bad idea. Third, gas expands when it is hot, so you don't want to put it in your
trunk under a blazing sun all day long, because it might just blow up. So some good storage areas
are deep in garage closets that are rarely visited, in your trunk if the weather is not hot at
all, or under a tarp in your yard some place,

>there are the instructions you requested in code, operative. Glory be to Allah.

>>677607283
>>677607326
>>677607335
Fuck off

>>677607402
MINECRAFT

>>677607262
Bomb guy here. Yeah that was written by the columbine killer.

>>677607415
OP has left I think. He was a massive faggot anyway

>>677607330
Are you reflecting your current situation onto me?

>>677607423
MINECRAFT

>>677607479
>Bomb guy here. Yeah that was written by the columbine killer.
Oh, wow. Thanks for sharing that info, that makes a lot of sense actually

>>677607483
Im still here.

>>677606703
>spending three of your best years I prison

That a fucking failure my friend.

>>677607479
>>677607483
>>677607500
MINECRAFT

>>677602760
>why do americunts make fun of the immigrants when they don't know what happens there

why do eurocunts make fun of the election in the US when they don't know what happens here?

>>677607531
>>677607534
>>677607543
MINECRAFT

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So how do you like being kebab's bitch OP?

>>677607557
MINECRAFT

>>677607543
Its not that bad, I never have to stress or worry.

>>677607531
The FBI found it in his house. It really shows a pretty deep glance into his psyche.

>>677607607
MINECRAFT

>>677607618
>>677607664
MINECRAFT

>>677607664
Sure does, I'll look up more on it. Interesting

>>677607557
this

>>677607736
MINECRAFT
>>677607781
MINECRAFT

>>677604036
De cel in voor het meppen van een aap? Oei. Ook flauw.

minecraft.
/thread

>>677607908
MINECRAFT

Apparently british prisons are alright
>can watch tv
> smoke many cigs as you want
> can smoke weed occasionally
>Chocolate from vending machines
> easy to keep out of trouble ( unless you're a complete bitch)

Did you have to fight with other prisioners there? Also did some one tryed to rape you?

>>677608393
>>677608932
MINECRAFT