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>>677596704

beware, it's a trap

An Hero

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>>677596704

You strip, it's the last thing she'd expect!

>>677596704
Masturbate and think about it if you are still in love.

Think about how she doesn't love a pleb like you back. She's only interested in your money. Nigger dick be hittin that.

>>677596704
if you're ok with your lady dry humping other guys for a living...

>>677596704
have plenty of ones on ya first date

>>677596704
Consider selling her into human trafficking.
monetary profit is the only thing you'll get out of that relationship.

She's so fucking cool, and chill. And she's literally the sweetest, most caring person I've ever met. Plus she's a perfect fucking 10. I'm hopeless

>>677596704
your best option is to tell me where she works, and i'll go see if she sucks dick in the VIP for you

>>677597832
She doesn't. Plus she's not just like a soul less stripper. She has a day job, and a degree, and she's really intelligent.

>>677598035
none of those things mean she doesn't whore in the champagne room. i've known quite a few dancers, many of them very smart, many with other jobs, and some even very highly educated. some of them still fuck for money.

a woman selling her mouth and/or pussy to guys she meets in a strip club doesn't make her soulless, just means she understands how to supplement her stripper income to the max.

>>677598035
>>677598532
actually, now that i think of it, some of them fuck for free.

>>677596704
>10/10 would laugh again

>>677598532
Maybe that's the case with the bimbos you've met, but she isn't like that. I myself have offered her large sums of money and she politely declined. I've heard other guys talking about the same kind of situation from her, she's a class act.

>>677599858
well the fact that you offered at all automatically means you need to an hero or get over her. if she ever was interested, she's not anymore.

even if you're right and she wouldn't do something like that...
weird thing happens when you offer a good girl money for sex.
she kind of stops considering you a potential partner. forever.

>>677599858
mo
ar
?

>>677597763
There's naive, and then there's this retard.
How many ones did you throw at this sweet, genuine lady, kiddo?

>>677600061
So then what do I do??? How do I get back on her good side?? She's literally perfect. She is the perfect human woman, like what we were all supposed to be like.

Post more pictures

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>>677601417
you don't. after that you can be on her "good customer side," not her good side. you can't be friends to a girl that you literally tried to make a whore.

in her eyes, you're another dude that offered her X dollars for a crack at the pussy. all you can do is throw a ton of money at her getting lapdances. she might add you on facebook, but you're never gonna hit that.

Whats wrong with all you faggots not asking for more pics?

More pics OP, NOW.

>>677601417
>>677601970
you might even get her number, but if you text her it's just gonna be "i'm working tonight baby, i hope you come by."

>>677601417
You stop obsessing and move on. Other anon was right, you don't offer money for sex with someone you want to date. Otherwise you man up and ask her to coffee, breakfast, or something. If she doesn't accept, you've got no hope

>>677601417
you're welcome for my sage advice. you can thank me with more pictures of the lady.

also, where does she work? she does actually look familiar.

>>677600652
I've given her thousands since I've known her, but fuck I'd give her anything and everything she asked for, she deserves it

>>677601970
>>677602186
>>677602245
She hasn't said anything to me that indicateshe this attitude.
Plus I have her phone number, we text occasionally, but not often. She's busy and I respect that. I just want her to see me aso a possible mate

>>677596704
The fact that you fucked her once and want to fuck her again doesn't mean you are in love dumbass.

move on or kill yourself

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>>677596704
>love
>stripper

Just admit you're dying to get cucked OP

>>677601970
Just wait in the parking lot after her shift, follow her home, and find out where she lives.

Late one night act out her rape fantasy

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>>677602565
Located in Dallas

>>677603430
trust me bro, she's not going to see you that way. this isn't something i'm telling you based on my knowledge of strippers, it applies to women universally.
you made her feel like a whore, quite literally, and not in the nice way that some women like behind closed doors but don't tell anybody about.
the fact that you've spent thousands on her since you've known her is the ONLY reason she's still talking to you.

you are an ATM machine. accept that. move on. find another stripper that you haven't solicited.
or offer this one more money. not sure what your initial offer was, but...
if she's as cool as you say and as deliciously fuckable as she looks, assuming she'd be willing to fuck for money in the first place...
she's got it in her head that pussy is worth thousands. per hour.

>>677604066
Pussy is woth about 100/ night max.. i am talking full bare back cum in tha hole.

Here's the deal OP. The most successful strippers are the ones that get their customers in this very position. They start to fall In love and it makes them irrationally part with thousands of dollars. It becomes quite literally an addiction.
Text her and invite her to coffee. Tell her you think you might have feelings for her and want to explore them.

When you meet her, but her coffee and ask her straight up if she thinks she could be more than a friend. When she says, of course I could and gets all flirty, you say that means I can't be your customer anymore.

And that's what it means. No more paying her to hang out. You have to be willing to give it up as much as she has to be. and on top of that, you have to be willing to not care that every night she grinds on dudes laps for $20, and that every guy is plotting the same transition that you are.

>>677604423
This guy gets it

>>677596704
tip her

>>677604343
seller's market. in my mind pussy is worth $0, but OP already offered her money.

>>677604423

Most sensible post ITT

>>677604423
I've kinda joked with her about us getting together, and evenow went as far as to say she wouldn't have to work anymore, but she said she's not trophy wife; I respect that. She has goals and aspirations, in life and her career. I'm slowly trying to except that she may never love me back.
But is there a way I could get her in to bed first?

>>677605031
Epic fail

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>>677604423
I get it, maybe she'll never be the mother of my kids or marry me, but god I would give my bank accounts, house, cars, and the shirt off my back to bed her, thoughts on that anon?

>>677605031
How can you be that bad at this? I mean you obviously did well enough at live to have $ to dump thousands on a stripper. You're terrible at it. The more you tell us the worse it is. It's like that scene in Swingers when Jon faverau keeps calling the girl back

>>677605538
how much did you offer her before?

>>677605031
Top kek.

>>677605538
Addiction

>>677605579
To be honest, I've been to focused on my career to have time to meet women, and its been a little while now, and I honestly just don't remember how.

>>677604864
most sensible post since like 4 years

>>677605579
^

>>677605579
>It's like that scene in Swingers when Jon faverau keeps calling the girl back

/thread

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>>677605538

you sound retarded or 15. no bitch is worth your everything unless she loves you back. why would you give anything to someone who doesnt care about you. go buy a hooker or a fleshlight faggot

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>>677605031
Yer dude, I was bangin a stripper for about 9 months and i never even came close to pullin all this pussy shit. never even went and saw her at work, just around mine for drinkin and sex.

wtf have u done u beta fuck?

>>677605624
Classic Supply / demand model.

Give her a few more years she be busting nuts for $25/load

>>677605624
I never fully propositioned her, just sarcastic joking, but showed her 10 in cash at the time.

>>677605538
>>677603982

>rotating pictures is hard

>>677597763
Ahhhh..... dude... she has an ugly face. U need to get out more. Wow... she is not a 10 maybe a 4 ...

Ill be real with ya here, Brother. If you came on the internet, specifically 4Chan, then clicked B, of all places and you STILL can't get someone to say "Fuck this bitch!"?

Its time to give it up...

>>677596704
Just cause she dances go-go it don't don't make her a hoe no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to Mexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

>>677605855

>show'd a 10.
>claims to have money

that's just fucking insulting her

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>>677605855
oh. well that's different. she might not actually hate you, or she might hate you more.

try $1,000. or more. or just see if she wants to get a drink with you that you don't have to pay her for.

>>677606041
Not $10.00 you moron.

>>677596704
She from Dallas? Where does she strip?

>>677605538
Dude, she's just some 6/10 average bitch with round tits. Those are a dime a dozen. Open your fucking eyes.

>>677606113
I don't know if you know the going rate for strippers, but $10 won't get you 3minutes of a shitty lap dance.

Go fuck some hookers or just hookup with girls at parties and stuff until you no longer have feelings for the stripper. Then stop getting off like this and get yourself a regular girl who doesn't just see you as another paycheck. You really aren't handling this money for arousal thing well.

>>677606155
Babydolls

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>in love, with a stripper, probably only had ONE lapdance... so much beta.

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>>677606439
That's not really in the cards for me, don't have time to date, to old for parties, and hookers have always been problematic for me, so I tend to steer clear.

>>677606445
I'll go to Babydolls and get hundreds of dollars worth of dances from her. The whole time I'll be rubbing my hands all over her tits and ass and fingering her under her panties and laughing about how you're in love with her. Then I'll offer her some hard drugs like meth or cocaine and $500-600 and take her to my place when she gets off work where I'll bang her for 3 or 4 hours while you sit at home crying and jacking off.

>>677606707
Legal ramifications, plus I still want her as a friend at least.

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>>677605031
fuckin idiot.

>>677606707
Agreed prostitutes and strippers almost never press charges

>>677606912
Fuck you. I'd bet she wouldn't even dance for a piece of shit like you, you fucking inbred white trash donkey.

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>>677606959
so you're not looking for a relationship, you're looking to bang her.

>>677606912
Kek

>>677607099
And even if they did, it's very easy to convince a jury against conviction

>>677607117
Hahahahaha
>implying whores are picky when it comes to money

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>>677607117
This just keeps getting better

>>677604423
This guy just won the Internet for today giving good and real advice! And stop trying to fuck her! Take her on dates if you want to date her and follow what this guy has allready said you thinking constantly about wanting to fuck her it's just going to make it s goal in your mind and then it could fall apart after you do get her to bed be a good person treat her right date her and regular sex will insue and let her have her dreams and work threw her own stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCkEdB87yGA

>>677607143
No, I'd love to be with her, but if that's not a possibility, then I want to have sex with her, and maintain our friendship.

>>677606823
Paying her for sex is going to be worse for you than the hookers. Avoiding her and finding new strippers would be better. Craigslist hookups come to as mind being better even. Do whatever it takes to kill this unhealthy fantasy that doesn't end in emotional/financial ruin or jail time.

>>677606439
This.

OP it's literally their job to make guys like them for money. Everything about her personality is fake, even down to the way she smiles and looks at you. Everything. Even if you did end up getting with her you're going to have to deal with the fact that she's spending her time rubbing her ass against other dudes' cocks, and if she fucked around with you, she's going to do it with any other guy she likes too.

And that's all assuming she doesn't have a real boyfriend somewhere that she goes back home and gets plowed by at the end of your date.

>>677606912
rekt

>>677607258
Speech to text?
Also, relatively good advice, but what would happen if she were to stop stripping from this attempt?

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>>677607328
>maintain our friendship

>implying you're friends w/ a stripper

You're simply a bank for her. That's it.

Get over this you immense cuck

>>677597763
Show her money. She takes clothes off when you show her money. Wear a condom.

>>677607561
three condoms at the very least. maybe a garbage bag,

>>677607455
she won't

>>677607669
Raw dog it you pussys

>>677607370
She's not fake though, she's genuine and sincere and honest. You can't fake the look in your eyes when you see someone, or feel a connection. I'm not a bank to her, we're friends, who care about each other in just happen to develop feelings in a sticky situation. Do pardon the pun.

This thread is a perfect example of why strippers should be illegal. So should any other profession selling a personalized sex service without actually delivering on the sex. Too many men can't handle themselves in that kind of situation.

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>>677603313
You're delusional if you think you're the one for her. Image yourself as the guy she thinks about as much as you want, but let's be honest, she's better off without you.

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>>677607732
have fun with your herpes

>>677607871
yes, you can.

It's called acting, or being a good salesperson.
Strippers and Hoes all have their tricks.

>>677607871
You're so pathetic.
This is such a cliche story.

Naive permavirgin falls in love with a stripper who is PAID to make them feel good about themselves.

You're a fool. Plain and simple.

>>677607912
Meh, weeds out the betas from the acual men.

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If you met her at her stripperjob, then you have very, very small chance. She probably only gave her (work)phone to you to make you visit her at work. Or do you two date in a regular basis?

>>677607912
It's not the strippers fault that weak naive faggots fall for them.

If you fall for a stripper then you deserve to be taken advantage of because nothing is more fucking ignorant.

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>>677608291
jesus fucking christ that ass.

>>677608167
>>677608074
>>677607912
Okay, so I understand. I'm an idiot for believing i have a snowflakes chance in he'll of being with this girl, so how do I bed her. If thousands of dollars isn't enough, how do I make it happen so we're still friendly?

>>677608403
You're such a pathetic fucking loser.

>>677608356
This is true. Girls have the right to be a type of service and the beta male is the customer.

>>677607871
Oh really? You're friends? Does she come to your work to hang out with you and give you money, too?

>>677608291
We go out occasionally, grab dinner, coffee, art galleries, movies, after hours clubs, and we're seen as a couple. She has even let me put my arm around and shit.

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>>677608403
Seriously?

my gf is a stripper lol

>>677608599
Well, no, obviously. Is that the requirement to call one a friend though?

>>677608606
>she has let me put my around

ooooh, next you'll be holding hands!

>>677608606
None of this is true.
>art galleries
Yeah right

>>677608224
>>677608356
Everyone has weaknesses and shortcomings anons. We only enjoy our current high quality of life due to society trying to stop us from making the most severe and common mistakes.

>>677596704
Stop being in love with a stripper.

>>677607871
>You can't fake the look in your eyes when you see someone, or feel a connection.

No, YOU can't because you're a moron. She can because it's her job. They actually train them to do this faggot.

>I'm not a bank to her, we're friends, who care about each other in just happen to develop feelings in a sticky situation.

Dude if only you knew just how many women there are out there that will completely fake friendships for years just so they have some connections or people to fall back on or someone to give them a ride somewhere. I feel really bad for this is your first ride on the rollercoaster.

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>>677608805
OP is a faggot

/thread

>>677608768
No the requirement is reciprocity.

>>677605031
Dude.. Are you new? Strippers are constantly being told that. She doesn't need to be saved.

I've hooked up with a good amount of struppers.. Without paying extra. Be aggressive, and forward with her. Pretend to be alpha as fuck. Act like you respect what she's doing.. Because that's her reality. That's her life. You'll already stand out because everyone else has already said the same stupid shit to her.

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>>677608805
It is, not usually just the two of us, we are typically accompanied by mutual friends, or either of our own friends. However we have gone just us a time or two.

>>677605031
ITT: giant faggot loses thousands of dollars while stripper buys her real boyfriend a new Ducati from OP's money

My fkn sides ar in orbit you giant faggot

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>>677608834
weaknesses and shortcomings are fine.

Being a massive beta cuck isn't.

DARWIN BITCH!

OP, listen. Here's what you do
>go rent "the wrestler" starring Mickey Rourke
>pay special attention to the scenes when he fucked up his friend/customer relationship with Marisa tomei

>>677605987
Thread

>>677608403
>how do I bed her
Initially, you announced you loved her, but the truth comes out and you're proving that you lust her. You want to say, pay, or do anything to fuck her, so why don't you stop beating around the bush with her and propose it to her bluntly?

Too afraid of blowing your chances? You won't. You're her customer, and she's not going to lose a consistent paycheck from you because you proposed something she doesn't want. She's more likely use to hearing guys asking her for sex far more than you can imagine.

>>677607117
Witnessed

>>677608403
offer her an amount you can reasonably spend without getting into financial hardship
if she says no, get over it and move on

>>677608985
Will you please explain this tactic a bit more? I don't really get the idea.

First off her job is to literal flirt with you. If you know this and still love her go for it. She seems sweet from the pics. The ones to stay away from are the drug addicts. I've had very nice relationships with with many strippers. A lot are career minded and are putting themselves through school or starting up a business. Follow your heart. Live life with no regrets.

>>677607871
Wow. Just.. Wow. I hope this is all bait

>>677609385
She shrugged away 10 like it was nothing. Where do I go from there??

>>677609492
>live life with no regrets
Haha anon it's a bit late for OP

>>677609598
How much can you spend?

If you're filthy rich, you can pay for her kids to go to college, if you can only afford 10, then that's that and it's time to move on w/ your life

>>677607912
That's not the suppliers fault. Too many people can't handle fast food.. Should Burger King be illegal?

>>677609637
kek

>>677603982
No shit? I live in Arlington. Which club?

>>677609492
I do understand she's required to be charming, but it's more than that. How did you enter the relationships you were in with the dancers? What was the first move?

>>677609714
nah, but they should send obese people to do hard labor in siberia.

>>677608606
You are such a fucking homo. I can't even

>>677609797
not meeting them at work

>>677609766
Babydolls

>>677608606
Someone needs to put together this guys posts.. It needs to show up in cringe threads for the rest of time

>>677609879
She must be the only hot bitch there because all the other ones are fugly as fuck.

>>677609797
Same as normal ones. Exchange numbers talk for hours on the phone then ask her out. Pretty girls are easier to get because most guys feel like you. Too afraid to just go for it and or rejection.

>>677609879
This thread is most likely the stripper herself doing a little self promotion.

>>677609897
put together the posts, go into Babydolls in Dallas, find this chick, have a laugh, take her home and bust her guts, send OP the pictures

>>677596704
OP You are a permavirgin and beta orbiter. You are a atm to her and a shit one with no sense of humour and acting like a giant faggot. This woman sees you are a annoying little faggot that you are. You actually can't handle this woman. She would want to be fucked rough up the ass not cummed in in two minutes with your precious love making trying to save her.

Sorry bro but you are not ready to date someone like this yet

>>677609766
>>677609696
I could do more, I just don't think I could stop. I can reasonably afford more, but at what point do I decide it's unreasonable.

Babydolls

>>677609975
plot twist kek

>>677596704
Are you a stupid private in the army?

>>677609714
Yes. The situation would also not be so dramatic as burger king becoming illegal. The looming threat of such action would motivate burger king to improve the quality of it's food. Society would still have burger kings but there would be far fewer ham beasts roaming the lands.

>>677610038
The thread describes her as the best stripper of all time who is the most loving, caring, and irresistible person.

It would only make people want to pay to see her.

>>677609991
You shut the fuck up! She would never do that, let alone like it, you perverted man child. She deserves a man, not a boy trying to get his Dick wet.

>>677609975
She's doing a poor job of it considering how few photos she's dropping.

Ahem OP that's your queue to drop more hot pics.

>>677610163
i can see that side, but also sounds exactly like something a betafag obsessed with a girl who dryhumped him for money would say.
"you don't understand, she's so sweet she made me cum in my pants."

>>677596704
>be rich
The end

>>677610254
a 'man' simply goes for it.

you, on the other hand, are trying to get dating advice online.

you, anon, are NOT a man.

>>677610398
>you, on the other hand, are trying to get dating advice online.
From /b/

>>677610351
I know, and it most likely is ... it's just so incredibly fucking pathetic that I'm hoping I'm right.

>>677609897
>cringe
http://archive.is/3FxCN

>>677609458
She's a stripper because she doesn't have a lot of better options. When you tell her you want to save her it reminds her of the shitty position she's in. Women don't like being told they're making the wrong choices. She doesn't want to be looked down on, or judged by her profession. Everyone else in her life already does this.

Instead you need to talk about how banging she is. Tell her straight up you want to fuck. Tell her you're trying to get away with as much as possible (my favorite line to use at a strip club). Act like what she does is cool, and she is s strong independent woman for doing so. You can say whatever you want because it's your time. Your money.

Avoid telling her you want love, cuddles, and butterflies. She's hears that shit all the time, and it sounds weak. She thinks she's a predator. You need to act like she'd be lucky to fuck you.

BUT.. That all being said, it sounds like you're too far gone. You fucked up. She knows you're a bitch. Just do things differently with the next stripper you fall in love with.

>>677609997
offer $500

if answer is no, then go find another herpes-ridden cumbucket to stick you willy in

She's likely to say no to see if you re gonna offer more. DONT
If you withdraw your offer, she might change her mind cos it's now all or nothing.

>>677609977
True

>>677607370
Anon he's sooo far into this impression of this stripper that words nor yelling at him will not convince him otherwise >>677607871
ALL strippers, even the ones who do it professionally, have a price, even if you don't meet it someone else is and already banging her right now as you type away at your keyboard talking to other admins about your miserable life about not fucking her, 1.5k is what I think she'll bend over and fuck someone in the stripclubs bathroom or the hotel down the street for her services/private dances

>>677596704
an hero

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>>677610930
this

>>677596704
Hand her your wallet, give yourself chlamydia, sell all your stuff for drugs you aren't going to take, and watch her ride off on the back of a motorcycle with a suitcase pimp that is 10x more alpha than you.

>>677599858
$10 isn't a large sum of money faggit

>>677610789
>>677610854
I (jokingly) already offered her 10!!?? What makes you think less than 2 would do it, let alone less than 1!!!

>>677596704
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch... Fuck her a couple of times and then there is nothing else to do with it...

>>677610691
So I act macho and aloof?? It seems like she'd just walk away if I demonstrated a lack of interest.

>>677603430
OF COURSE SHE HASN'T SAID THAT BECAUSE SHE'S STILL MAKING MONEY OFF OF YOU YOU RETARDED FAG

>>677598035
Sounds like all of them. If she isn't giving you money then you are just one of her chumps. If she it's a "10", then she is pulling in $2000 a day. Figure it out. Strippers are fun for a while.

>>677608606
HAHAHA you're so getting played. At least this shit probably costs less than a real relationship.

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>>677611192
wait, you offered 10K?

jesus christ you're a faggot.

There's only one solution left:

be an hero OP

do it

Someone drop more pics of the stripper already. Reading about poor life decisions isn't cutting it for a fap.

>>677596704
Once you lose the ability to walk away you've lost the ability to negotiate. Meaning once that little tiny switch in your head flips "oh she's pretty cool" "oh there's something really unique about her" you're fucked. Totally fucked. You said you'd give her the shirt off your back? You're literally crawling at that point. You have no chance anon. You lost it when you were willing to crawl for it.

>>677611599
see >>677610318

>>677610691
And if I do act forward, just state my intentions, does she not just walk away also? I want a chance at courtship, or athe least one night of passion with her.

>>677611500
That's fucked up.

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>>677611782
ahw dude

this is pathetic.

A+ for cringe

>>677611866
not as bad as OP

>>677611754
Thanks anon. I'm off to fap to the facebook almost strippers.

>>677611672
So what do I do?
How do I finish this scenario in my favor?

>>677611998
Anon. You fucking cringey retard. YOU DO NOT.

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>>677611997
have fun :)

>>677611998
This video will explain how to save yourself here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>677611998
Anon what I'm trying to say is you've lost. You can't walk away. You have nothing to negotiate with any more because you're not willing to give her up. You will give anything and everything. So you lost the chance it can not end in your favor short of a bottle of chloroform and a dirty cum rag.

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If you knew her,or even saw her, yall would change yalls tune. Thanks for some of the advice, though.

>>677612622
Cunt you're fucked. End it.