Wut

>>677595970
So the tldr
>OP is a closet faggot and is trying to come out

Way too long

>>677595970
The 1st step to stop being a Virgin is to stop being a faggot

>>677595970
Inspiring!

>>677595970
Is this a cringe thread? I'm confused.

OP here:

Many of you are confused. This is not a cringe thread. This is an alpha thread. I rejected hot girls; denied them from my penis. Isn't that worth anything?

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>>677595970
OP you know it's okay to be gay now right? Is this your way of coming out?

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>>677595970
Tl;dr
Your a faggot who can't get laid and justifies it by making up a cool sounding story

>>677596934
but what did you got from that feeling of your superiority? you delusional autistic krambahol

>>677596934
No, not at all it's worth nothing

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Soon to be 36 yr old wizard. Don't know why I keep going.

>>677597172
Tell us about some of your encounters man. Anything cringe or alpha?

>>677596934
Listen, just cause you were juxtaposed into her doesn't mean you shift. I'm not really sure what you think you should be able to get the most popular and the rest of the kiddos healthy. Deeeepllll

>>677597154
I turned a 15 year old lesbian straight and then told her no, its worth something

>>677597463
But the fact that you are still a virgin didn't change

>>677597463
Not if you didn't fuck you cuck

>>677595970
As a person who lost it in middle school, currently 21. You have to understand that life isnt all about having sex or scoring chicks or who has the bigger dick. If you fixate yourself on any of these, your life will be depressing. Being a virgin at 20 is not bad or good. It doesnt matter, its what you see important that matters not what most people say that made you think being virgin is bad.

>>677597552
The point being it doesn't matter because I feel more accomplished knowing I can bang anyone and haven't yet

>>677597463
Methotrexate to the cafe in 6th 966eue 66363662 the kids have already crashed out from playing outside the box and the kids sleep well and I will not be a good day for a few weeks back from you in a heartbeat the way I could get the best way of the kiddos healthy diet pills are the you are a 722.

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>>677597375
Duuude this guy is tweaking in this thread..


WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS SIR? I WILL TELEPHONE THE AMBULANCE FOR YOU

>>677597688
How do you know you feel more accomplished with it if you don't know the feeling you can have when you fuck someone?

>>677597293
There's no stories at all. No female contact ever apart from friends and family. Pretty sure this is how serial killers start out.

>>677597688
You should only feel accomplished if you can bang anyone and have

>>677595970
When I was 17, my mother told my grandfather "if you don't stop smoking, you'll never live to see your grandchildren graduate" and my grandpa quit that day and promised to never smoke again. 3 years later he died of lung cancer and I fell on my knees and vowed to never smoke again. It's been extremely tough and I've beat cravings and temptation. I'm 27 now and haven't smoked in ten years. I'm starting to regret not smoking for those ten years because that post gave me cancer anyway.

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>>677595970
Somebody screencap this for a beta thread

>>677597948
Stop fixating yourself on women, its depressing. Who gives a shit who you can bang or not. Do something with your life. Pathetic

>>677597688
It's about the same for me, but I'm scared that it will cause me trouble if I really want to have sex with a special girl since I don't have any experience.

Biologically virginity isn't a thing. There is literally no difference between someone who's got laid and someone who hasn't. As such any virginity is just a concept society has come up with and it would be dumb to base any part of your identity on it.

Not to say sex isn't good or important. It's just not a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

>>677597463
>15 yearold tumblerina thinks shes a lesbian
>turns out she loves dick
>n-no m'lady I couldn't possible
>d-dont even touch it!
>I'll get on my hands and knees my love
>I'm so alpha and she knows it

i'm a 25 year old virgin but i've cammed with multiple girls and had at least 3 offer to pay to fly me over to fuck them, because i've cybered so much that they're convinced i'm an expert at sex
i coaxed this innocent virgin christian girl into showing me her tits after showing her a picture of myself, she got on video and was so shy and embarrassed that it looked like she was about to cry, i actually felt bad until later when she was sending me pictures and asking about sexual stuff, telling me about how her parents were so strictly religious that they'd lose their shit at her for having anything to do with me
but eventually i had her taking her phone into the shower with her so i could jack off to her soapy body
and eventually she started masturbating on cam with me, always under her blanket though, and she never wanted to see my cock
but she would be saying shit like 'i want you in my virgin pussy' and going crazy
she was insanely cute but i fucked it up and pushed her away when she started talking about meeting up, because i'm a loser and i live at home and dont have a job

basically my secret is, i lie by omission and let people fill in the blanks, basically i'm a con artist who cons women into cam sex
im not happy but at least my self confidence isnt as shit as it would be if i weren't doing it

>>677598164
I believe life is about doing things that will make you happy. Fucking makes me happy. So does going to college and eventually finding a job. Why can't we do both? Why can't we make sexual conquests and be smart.


>we can.

I also drink to excess, smoke when I want to and hold a 4.0 gpa. I've also fucked 10 girls since january.

>>677598365
As I said in the previous post, it doesn't matter that much, but if you really want to have sex with a girl, your lack of experience might be a problem

>>677598445
This is the cringe to end all cringes

>>677597864
Macaptapurine is the answer. Lonely Hearts meddle club swords dancing triumphant he she she he shall hall hashbaz. Yea tho I see him, he sees us. And the kindly nigger kike ding doing he'll bye up and away.

>>677598445
I don't think it's giving your confidence a boost at all. Sounds like you're just using it as a way of putting of actual human interaction. Not slating it; we all have our ways of coping, but just figured an outside perspective on your situation might be a good thing.

>>677595970
Nice mental gymnastics. Sex is not a big deal, people like you are the ones that make perma-virgins feel bad by putting sex on a pedestal. After you've fucked a couple girls, you'll be like 'I was such a fucking limp dick loser for not fucking those other girls.

>>677598537
underrated post.

>>677598594
How's it a problem? Either you're fucking someone you care about in which case it won't be a big deal, or you're fucking someone you don't care about in which case who cares?

Sex isn't a competition and it doesn't have to always blow your mind.

>>677598862
yeah that's true.

>>677598919

really? I find fucking someone I care about less interesting than making a sexual conquest.

Banged a girl 9/10 6 pack abs all night once. Felt like a boss for the rest of the year.

>>677599121
>6 pack abs - seven minute abs
Step into my office. You fuckers a dude.

>>677598919
Good point, keeping it in mind.

Personnaly it was more about I want to pleasure someone I like but maybe I won't be able.

>>677598385
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>677599280
Fair enough, I guess everyone is more likely to have a good time if you're chill though. Making a big deal of it won't make you better in bed

>>677595970
OP, where did you get that pic from. Is she your sister?

>>677598445
Shit like this makes me wonder why the global suicide rate isn't even higher. If you won't kill yourself please tell someone where you live so they can do it for you.

>>677598365
A person can lie about being a not being a virgin and you will never know the truth

>>677599552
Jesus Horatio Christmas. What the nigger ass fucking is you problem cock weasel? If the bitch was is the omelet give here seven..!

>>677599468
100% agree with that, but it's not always easy to chill when you want. Guess I have to work on it

>>677599472
OP here, why? Do you know her?

I'm 28 and plan on becoming a wizard.

Being Ace helps.

Skrang_zzzzzzxxxxxxxg

>>677598760
that's pretty logical, i guess maybe i'm in denial

>>677598698
one time i got on skype with this chick who was way into degrading shit, and there isnt a whole lot you can do along those lines without physically being there, so i was telling her to spit on her titties and slap them and choke herself while fingerblasting
she was wearing a fucking dog collar and pantyhose and nothing else, chubby (of course)
and at one point she just got on all fours and fucking hulk hogan ripped her pantyhose open with her ass pointed at her webcam
and the whole time i was telling her creepy, almost incestual shit, making her call me daddy and shit, jacking off at 88 mph

then i noticed she had a ukulele on her bed and said, 'why dont you play me a fuckin tune on that stupid ukelele', and she stopped right there, grabbed the uke and started playing, with her titties covered in drool and everything, and then she started singing like a goddamn nightingale, she had the most beautiful voice, and i was just sitting there beating my dick and listening in awe while she's going 'aloha 'oeee, aloha 'oeeee'

anyway i came and when she was done i told her something like 'that was beautiful' and then we ended the call and i never saw her online again

>>677595970
Sex is healthy for your body and your brain. Very healthy. Not having sex you will stymie your social ability. So you wasted our time with your essay.

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>>677598066
The dubs don't lie

Virgin by choice. Many girls in highschool that were close to me that I could have easily slipped it in with. Fuck that tho

Im a 29 year old virgin and kissless. How do you get a gf?

>>677599896
We used to go to the moon

>>677595970
Meh I'm pretty much the same as you OP, except I have had multiple (more than 10) gfs, most of which I have had sex with. But I never really cared about sex, I don't pursue it, I only have had sex with actual girlfriends never one night stands or randoms, I have turned down pussy on several occasions, and my life is just fine.
Who cares if /b/ calls you a faggot? If you are content with it then fuck it. If you aren't happy then do something about it, life really is that simple.

>>677598129
nice try, beta

>>677599896
>why dont you play me a fuckin tune on that stupid ukelele
>that was beautiful

My fucking sides

>>677599832
Probably would help.

>>677595970
OP you said you were fat so I have a question.

Are you tall? A lot of fat dudes I've gone to school with have grown tall. So when they lose weight they look like hunks. Is this the same for you?

>>677601048
Yeah I'm taller than most guys

>>677596934
>unused male sexuality has value r-right?
No
In fact it doesn't.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Then tell me how what you've done makes you any better, more desirable or more valuable in anyone's mind.
>inb4 bait
Yeah, yeah, I know. But every time I see one of these threads it reminds me how much of my own life I threw away believing this bullshit, and all for nothing.

>>677595970
Someone saving for the next cringe thread?

I'm a neet so I don't meet people too often. I'm single literally through lack of trying. Where can a gamer go to just hangout and meet people?

>>677601242
More valuable in other peoples eyes? Lmao bro... are you a fucking girl?
I'm valuable to myself exactly the same as if I were to have banged those chicks.
You got some thinking to do.

>neet
>short
>uneducated
>probably a social retard. How would I know?

I'm happy for you OP, but I'll probably stay a virgin from everything but denying the D from chicks.

>>677601543
>from
>should have been "to"
sheeit

>>677599997
Dunno. I'm 26 and we're the same.

yo op you are just an insecure person. You are afraid of failing. So you are avoiding to have sex with girls.
You want to have sex with them, but if you get the change you step back. So, this is not alpha. This is beta faggot style

>>677597688
>I am omnipotent, I just choose to not use my power
So, net effect: zero.
For all your power and sexual desirability, you have nothing to show for it.

For all we know you're impotent and lying.

>>677595970
You won't let them get to you dick bc it's microscopic
And you're too embarrassed to let them see it

>>677601955
Am not!

>>677601350
bump

i'm terrified of sex, personally.

>I'm a pedo
>I'm not interested in anyone else but I'm also not interested in abusing kids

I'm a virgin for life by default
2D loli is good enough for me

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>>677601667
Are you associable?

>>677602411
Can u be more precise?

>>677601403
>I'm just as special no matter what
Yes
Yes you are
The problem comes when you try to convince other people that you're worth their effort, that you will be able to satisfy them sexually. Women hear
>still a virgin
And they think:
>doesn't know how to fuck me like I want to be fucked
>is he that lazy?
>is he gay?
>is he retarded?
>is something else wrong with him?
And they will reject you.

>>677602229
Prove it, then.

>>677598066

BU-kekke

>>677595970
Soon after learning to read, I picked up a book and opened it to the first page. I started to pronounce the first word but then I tossed the book aside and left it. Didn't need to prove anything. Went and told people about my book reading abstinence later on. They were impressed.

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>>677595970
You made a lesbian gayer...

>>677602460
You're doing god's work son. Keep fapping to that 2D loli and everyone will let you be

>>677602934
These are all just the fears of a virgin. There's no need to live with this much insecurity.

>>677602540
i'm not kissless, but i've never had sex and i'm turning 20 this year. i've almost had sex on multiple occasions. the most recent of which was heated making out, her clothes were off kind of thing. i just never get far enough and i always chicken out. i used to worry about it a lot, but i've kind of accepted that i'm gonna be a virgin forever.

>>677602934
Man you're trying so hard, its kind of sad. I promise you I'm fine and have no issues stemming from rejecting those girls. And I eat pussy like a god, I get that specific compliment everytime. Feels good

>>677603229
She's never gone back

I've fucked a handful of guys...Never a girl......


Guys...am I still a virgin?

>>677596934
Yes Ive done the same just because we are men doesn't mean we can't have standards or can simply want to wait for the right person I passed up two girls trying to fuck me and now I lost my virginity to the girl ive been dating for 5 years wr both lost it together and it makes me happy I waited

>>677603377
Do you know cognitive dissonance?
You're 20, you still can have sex. I think that you need to work on it. I'm 19 and virgin also (even if I had occasion like you). I think that society tell us wrong think. Relationship and stuff might not be natural for everybody, maybe it's like everything else, you can learn and practice to be better. And that's what I think and do.

>>677598862
Everything has been said here.

>>677603753
yeah i know i CAN, i just don't want to at this point. part of it's insecurity, part of it's disinterest.

>never had a gf
>went straight to work in male dominated industry
>i will never find a woman
please just mcfucking kill me already, theres 3rd world starving Indian villagers with more pussy game than me

>>677604170
Yeah but do you want to fuck cows all day?

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>>677605135
A hooker to take your virginity how fucking low can you get, sleeping with a hooker out right is beta as fuck.

>>677595970
sitting like that fucks up your knees

>>677603947
Don't you think it's cognitive dissonance?
Think in the future, would you want to be virgin or not?
Just do what you won't regret my friend

>>677595970
>be me
>be 23
>be ugly
>be a virgin.
Im a virgin partly because no girls like me and partly because the few girls that have are to ugly for me, my own standards have stopped me from getting laid.

>>677599824
Kek'd and saved.

>bound to come in handy

>>677605465
does it matter if it's cognitive dissonance?

>>677605275
most girls with some self distance are for sale for the right price (not up front but with a expenisve dinner clothes etc.), if it bothers you is there a reason not to?

>>677605275
>virgin
>standards

Pick one, faggot.

>>677605497
get bracers and whitening if fucked teeth, haircut, new clothes start working out with a personal trainer.. no excuses unless you're short af or really really ugly

>>677595970
you gonna "DESTROY" that girl, lol he gonna cum in 1 thrust faggot

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>be me
>fat 5'10 crippled manlet
>first reaction every new woman i meet is to make them so mad they never speak to me again
>just for the lulz of thier anger
>every single woman ive met ever
>mfw ive still gotten laid more than OP

>>677597172
That is such a terrible shop.

The first step is stop thinking it is alright that your still a virgin.It is not and the longer ist goes on the worse it ill be.stop being a fagoot i lost my virginity at 14

>>677605954
im 5"11,, 220ibs not all fat btw, i have my own house and drive ect, i try to dress nice even though nothing suits me, i know im not that good looking but girls these days just dont give me a second look yet alone a first look.

>>677598862
/ topic

>>677605695
You might regret it in the future...

The only reason I'm not a virgin is cause my parents didn't allow me to play vidya all day. I went to hang out with my friends either cause I wasn't allowed to play more and was just bored or cause I wanted to play at their place. I remember when we had lan parties and there were girls there and I had one sitting in my lap and one beside me while I was playing world of warcraft and I ended up getting mad and told them to leave cause they were screwing around clicking random spells when I was doing arena. I remember a girl that had a crush on me actually made all the girls leave cause she was worried since I actually got mad.

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>>677605275

If you're a 36 year old virgin please get the fucking hooker already and be done with it.

Don't die an idiot, anon.

>>677605949
just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you cant have standards, maybe some people are virgins because they have to high standards. Also fucking a hooker to lose you v is pretty sad, should losing your v is something special to most people why waste it on some dirty hooker.

>>677606896
regret what exactly? not having sex? i can just always decide to later

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>>677607751

That's one way of looking at it.

Another way is to get it over and done with asap and move on with your life. Nobody marries their first sexual partner anyway.

>>677607751
Then don't pick a dirty one?

Has nobody tried becoming friends with an ugly girl who has loads of better looking friends?

>>677608258
to get laid you just have to spend alot of time with girl in houses, eventually shits gonna happen

>>677608258
these wizards are not spending time with anyone at all except family and maybe pps like them. If you are meeting girls regularly you won't stay virgin for long if you just talk to them.

>>677608048
Yes, because there's a diference between virgin at 20 and virgin at 30. And since you don't know what is like to have sex with a woman, you don't really now if you won't regret it. That's only my point of view ofc

Im 21 still have my v card. Lost a bunch of weight in highschool and gained some muscle by last year of school. I looked pretty good but was still a dumb 18 year old that passed up a lot of easy chances because of retarded reasons. Joined the military 2 months after graduation and i have been bouncing around the country/world on deployments ever since. Just want a real relationship but I find it hard to really get to know people since I'm always moving.

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Was 160kg in HS, lost weight, first experience sucked, both virgins, she said it hurt too much, felt rapey, stopped.huge confidence blow, tried a few times after to no avail. 22yo virgin with many opportunities but no balls.

>>677607751
>losing your v is something special to most people

Right up until the moment they actually lose it. Then they realise it was nothing very special at all.

First times are always a let-down. The special stuff comes later. But then I guess you wouldn't know that ...

>>677608730
ah, okay. i was misunderstanding your point. i don't know. i don't feel like i have other options than to not worry about it and focus on other things.

>>677596934
Just because you piss on your balls and too embarrassed to show a girl your Dick makes you beta

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>>677608048
>i can just always decide to later

Don't imagine it will be that easy. Your sexual preferences are imprinted during adolescence. If all you're doing is fapping, chances are that's all you will ever respond to. Actual real women will barely turn you on.

>yfw you finally get naked with a girl and can't get it up.

>>677609922
If you think you're doing the right thing then it's good I guess.

>>677596934
/r9k/ plz

Go be the coolest guy there.

19, turning 20. never had trouble getting girls to like me but was insecure fatfuck growing up so i never went for it. last year lost almost 100 pounds. now insecure averagefuck. still too scared to have my shirt off around people lol

because my school didn't have girls and now I'm socially retarded and can't interact with girls

Bump for interest

>>677612651
Do you want tips to get sociable?

>>677613078
I don't think it matters. I can't talk to people anyway.