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2016-04-04 07:46:56 Post No. 677587096
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:46:56 Post No. 677587096 [Report]
ITT: We wait
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:48 Post No.677587181
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:48 Post No.677587181 [Report]
*sighs*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:58 Post No.677587196
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:58 Post No.677587196 [Report]
*cough*


*cough*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:41 Post No.677587271
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:41 Post No.677587271 [Report]
sniff
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:31 Post No.677587353
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:31 Post No.677587353 [Report]
>>677587096
I wonder if I change the channel, it will piss people off, but no one is watching this so....Imma go for it. BRAVERY!!!!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:50:45 Post No.677587476
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:50:45 Post No.677587476 [Report]
*Licks finger to turn page in old fashion magazine*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:02 Post No.677587696
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:02 Post No.677587696 [Report]
>>677587096
*takes out cigarette and lights it*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:15 Post No.677587717
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:15 Post No.677587717 [Report]
>>677587353
>See's fat black woman who may or may not be watching show

Shit, chickened out.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:19 Post No.677587720
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:19 Post No.677587720 [Report]
Looks around at the others in the room then crosses arms.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:37 Post No.677587749
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>listen to receptionist ask qt sick girl why she's here to see the doctor
>hear only whispers
>receptionist asks her name
>pay close attention
>facebook search her name on my phone
>browse through her pics and public posts while waiting
>repeat for everyone else who comes into the walk-in clinic
>go home after 2 hours of /waiting/ without having even bothered to put my name down

devilish
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:51 Post No.677587769
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:51 Post No.677587769 [Report]
>>677587696
Hey man you can't smoke in here. What the fuck is your problem?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:36 Post No.677587855
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:36 Post No.677587855 [Report]
>>677587696
excuse me pls
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:40 Post No.677587860
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:45 Post No.677587870
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:45 Post No.677587870 [Report]
*pulls out phone. Starts watching The walking dead.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:58 Post No.677587895
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:58 Post No.677587895 [Report]
>>677587696
*Stares at guy lighting cigarette*
Wishing I was that cool to smoke in a waiting room, for all I know this could be a federal building or a nicotine rehab center.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:41 Post No.677587965
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:41 Post No.677587965 [Report]
>flip open psp
>begin browsing fetlife
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:43 Post No.677587972
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:43 Post No.677587972 [Report]
*you guys are faggots*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:49 Post No.677587986
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:49 Post No.677587986 [Report]
>>677587769
"whats your problem?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:34 Post No.677588058
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*stealthily scratches balls*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:47 Post No.677588073
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:47 Post No.677588073 [Report]
Upon realizing that i've slouched too far down in my seat, i put both hands on the arm rests and pull myself up in a sitting position. I gaze at the clock hanging on the far wall.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:51 Post No.677588078
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:51 Post No.677588078 [Report]
GOD DAMMIT

I'M NOT FUCKING WAITING ANYMORE

FUCK THIS SHIT

FUCK YOU OP

AHHHHHHH!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:02 Post No.677588104
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:02 Post No.677588104 [Report]
>>677587696
Looks at guy while he lights cigarette then look across the room in horror at girl who might have cancer.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:20 Post No.677588130
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:20 Post No.677588130 [Report]
>>677587986
My fucking father was killed by a cigarette, you're triggering my PTSD. Cis scum. *starts a feel the Bernie chant*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:22 Post No.677588132
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:22 Post No.677588132 [Report]
>>677587096
leaves room
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:46 Post No.677588169
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Mind If I have seat?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:07 Post No.677588200
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>>677588078
"SIR. CALM DOWN."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:09 Post No.677588208
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:09 Post No.677588208 [Report]
*walks in and sits down with large black duffle bag. Starts reading Quran.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:10 Post No.677588211
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:10 Post No.677588211 [Report]
>>677587096
hi, i know i just got here but i waited all day yesterday and was told i would be seen 1st. can i skip ahead of you?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:15 Post No.677588217
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:15 Post No.677588217 [Report]
>>677588058
Watches you do it.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:34 Post No.677588246
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:34 Post No.677588246 [Report]
>>677588169
Get this man a surgical mask please, he looks sick
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:06 Post No.677588310
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:06 Post No.677588310 [Report]
>>677588208
Stares
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:09 Post No.677588316
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>>677588169
"go back to where you came from NIGGER"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:14 Post No.677588324
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>>677588217
Shuffles uncomfortably. Looks away.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:33 Post No.677588343
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:33 Post No.677588343 [Report]
>>677588208
*takes off Make America Great Again hat before you notice*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:52 Post No.677588375
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:52 Post No.677588375 [Report]
>>677588208
"scream Terrorist!"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:58 Post No.677588386
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>browses /b/
>There's a waiting room on /b/
Fug
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:00:04 Post No.677588394
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:00:04 Post No.677588394 [Report]
>>677587096
Who was the last person before I came in?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:00:11 Post No.677588406
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>>677588208
This sounds like something one of those prank channels on youtube would do.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:00:18 Post No.677588424
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>>677588130
WHEN I SAY DONALD YOU SAY TRUMP...DONALD!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:00:58 Post No.677588495
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>>677587096
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:01 Post No.677588500
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:01 Post No.677588500 [Report]
>>677588394
a fat black woman with a apeish child
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:13 Post No.677588524
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>>677588208
"There's a suspicious individual here."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:34 Post No.677588561
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:34 Post No.677588561 [Report]
>>677588324
Shake my head a little and look around more.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:51 Post No.677588588
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:51 Post No.677588588 [Report]
>>677588424
Sanders!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:53 Post No.677588592
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:53 Post No.677588592 [Report]
>>677588424
This waiting room is a safe space, Trump is a racist and a bigot. As a feminist I will not stand this harassment. Speaking of which, I'm here because I can't stand. I weigh 590 pounds
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:50 Post No.677588698
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:50 Post No.677588698 [Report]
>>677587870
Pst, hey bro, carl gets kill in this episode
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:54 Post No.677588704
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:54 Post No.677588704 [Report]
>>677588592
Stealthily stare at large scary person.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:58 Post No.677588714
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:58 Post No.677588714 [Report]
>>677588132
Walk right behind him
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:05 Post No.677588727
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:05 Post No.677588727 [Report]
>>677588424
TRUMP
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:11 Post No.677588733
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:11 Post No.677588733 [Report]
>>677588343
*saw your trump2016 bumper sticker. Not even sick.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:19 Post No.677588742
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:19 Post No.677588742 [Report]
>>677588211
*shuffles ahead anyway and sits outside the door*
sorry but i aint waiting all day again
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:32 Post No.677588766
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:32 Post No.677588766 [Report]
>>677588424
trump!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:53 Post No.677588797
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:53 Post No.677588797 [Report]
FUCKING JESUS CHRIST! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WHEN ARE THEY GONNA CALL MY DAMN NAME?!?!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:04 Post No.677588810
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>>677588130
*ashes cigarette in ashtray and pulls out another*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:28 Post No.677588851
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:28 Post No.677588851 [Report]
>>677588733
I pull my tacti cool ar15 and open fire on anyone who is non white. I'm taking no chances today, damn Mudslimes
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:37 Post No.677588870
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:48 Post No.677588889
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:48 Post No.677588889 [Report]
*opens black duffle bag. Out comes 2 midgets that immediately start fighting. Turns page in Quran. Starts singing sand nigger anthem*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:49 Post No.677588891
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>>677588592
I made you a special chair.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:52 Post No.677588899
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Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:57 Post No.677588910
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Enter room. Sees that all seats are occupied but one. Between some guy looking down his phone, the other looks at me... I'll just stand up...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:13 Post No.677588934
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:13 Post No.677588934 [Report]
>>677588592
walks up and asks, "Do you come here often?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:24 Post No.677588948
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:24 Post No.677588948 [Report]
*Anxiously cracking all my fingers, my neck, my back, even knees if possible in the moment.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:39 Post No.677588974
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:39 Post No.677588974 [Report]
*Phone rings loudly*
Shit, forgot to set to silent.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:51 Post No.677588990
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:51 Post No.677588990 [Report]
>>677588891
topzoz
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:11 Post No.677589017
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:11 Post No.677589017 [Report]
>>677588714
*holds door but did it to early making things uncomfortable"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:16 Post No.677589025
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:16 Post No.677589025 [Report]
>>677588891
How fucking offensive, you suggest I need a double chair because I'm the size of a small hippopotamus. There goes the patriarchy, attacking me once again. Fucking pigs
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:18 Post No.677589030
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>>677588899
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:23 Post No.677589038
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:23 Post No.677589038 [Report]
>>677588934
'get the fuck away from me you weirdo'
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:23 Post No.677589040
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What the fuck?!! The firealarm?!!!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:51 Post No.677589084
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:51 Post No.677589084 [Report]
>>677588974
*sir turn ur shitty iphone off*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:57 Post No.677589097
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:57 Post No.677589097 [Report]
>>677588891
ms paint skills 9010/10
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:15 Post No.677589127
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:15 Post No.677589127 [Report]
>>677589025
SHHH! its a quiet waiting room you warthog
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:38 Post No.677589169
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:38 Post No.677589169 [Report]
>>677587855
*looks you in the eye and puffs vigorously*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:58 Post No.677589199
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:58 Post No.677589199 [Report]
>>677588934
Not really, modern medicine is a fucking rip off and I can't afford it. That's why Bernie will turn this country around, fucking misogynistic pig
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:15 Post No.677589224
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>>677588889
>>677588899
Things are going to hell. Better check my messages.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:44 Post No.677589280
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:44 Post No.677589280 [Report]
>>677588899
Why the fuck everyone's still waiting?!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:13 Post No.677589321
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:13 Post No.677589321 [Report]
*entire west Baptist church enters and sits next to Muslim reading Quran.* "evening sinners."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:16 Post No.677589325
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:16 Post No.677589325 [Report]
Looks at magazine rack but am too nervous to grab one.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:37 Post No.677589353
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:37 Post No.677589353 [Report]
>>677589017
*as door is held, eye contact is made*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:26 Post No.677589441
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>>677589097
Updated
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:30 Post No.677589446
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>>677589127
Don't use animal names as an insult. Meat is murder you fucking murderer. I'm also here to abort my baby. I was raped but I didn't know it for 3 weeks. When the pig cheated on me with my sister
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:36 Post No.677589453
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:36 Post No.677589453 [Report]
>>677588130
Sir, as head of the police force I am sorry to say we have to call off the search for the cigarette that killed your father.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:37 Post No.677589455
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>>677589038
HEEEEEEEEY SEXY MOMMA
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:48 Post No.677589485
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>>677589321
Hides cross so they don't make me look bad.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:49 Post No.677589486
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>>677589224
Hmm. No bars.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:11:00 Post No.677589503
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:11:00 Post No.677589503 [Report]
*Eyeballing everyone* This is gonna turn south real fast...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:11:37 Post No.677589561
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:11:37 Post No.677589561 [Report]
>>677589199
*notices the dubs on the forehead and gradually walk away in awe*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:11:44 Post No.677589570
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:11:44 Post No.677589570 [Report]
*the sound of the depressurization of the door opening fills the room*


*shuffles over to a seat and sits*

*the ten year old seat makes a slight creaking sound as I sit.*

*picks up the nearest magazine*

*sports illustrated*

*sounds of crackling magazine paper fills the small room as i thumb through the first pages*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:12:02 Post No.677589604
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:12:02 Post No.677589604 [Report]
*walks in. Looks around. Walks back out. Reads sign. "This is not Wal-Mart". Walks back out.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:12:34 Post No.677589651
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:12:34 Post No.677589651 [Report]
>>677589441
LMFAO
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:12:47 Post No.677589686
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>>677589321
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:12:53 Post No.677589696
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>>677589453
But you guys were so close, that fucking Bastard!! I will avenge you father. Big tobacco will rue the day they sent that assassin to kill you
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:13:50 Post No.677589778
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>>677588058
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:06 Post No.677589808
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:06 Post No.677589808 [Report]
>>677588899
CHECKED

EVERYBODY FUCKING SKEEDADDLE! SCRAM!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:07 Post No.677589810
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:07 Post No.677589810 [Report]
>>677589686
FUCKING THIS
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:15 Post No.677589826
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>>677589453
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:23 Post No.677589837
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:23 Post No.677589837 [Report]
>>677589038
*stutters, "S-sorry, I just thought you met my tastes in w-weight.."*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:39 Post No.677589865
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*Lucifer Joins the Battle*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:46 Post No.677589872
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:46 Post No.677589872 [Report]
>>677589455
i cant deny your dubs sir, take the space ahead of me
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:52 Post No.677589884
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:52 Post No.677589884 [Report]
>>677589570
fucking kids...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:59 Post No.677589897
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:14:59 Post No.677589897 [Report]
On phone to friend speaking softly, he asks where my family is...I reply "all at the snackbar ". Eyeball the mudslime and realise I may have just initiated jihad.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:00 Post No.677589898
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:00 Post No.677589898 [Report]
Wakes up
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:02 Post No.677589902
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:02 Post No.677589902 [Report]
>>677589561
Go appropriate some more culture u misogynist. You refusing to rape me is a total microagression towards women and my friends on tumblr will talk so bad about you when they see my post
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:06 Post No.677589913
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:06 Post No.677589913 [Report]
>>677589686
Looks around feeling like I'm in some sketch.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:49 Post No.677589968
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:15:49 Post No.677589968 [Report]
>>677589884
Pic guy here. Sorry but I'm not adding a pic of that.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:16:29 Post No.677590049
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>>677589884
"s-s-sorry, sir or madam....I-I-I didn't mean to disturb you."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:16:38 Post No.677590054
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:16:38 Post No.677590054 [Report]
Large black woman walks in with two niglets fighting over McDonald's. Does nothing to stop them. Just lets them scream.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:16:56 Post No.677590088
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*clears throat*

"Anon? Iz there an A. Nonymous here?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:17:46 Post No.677590162
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:17:46 Post No.677590162 [Report]
>>677590054
Excuse me ma'm. Please control your children. They are being extremely disruptive.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:17:52 Post No.677590173
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:17:52 Post No.677590173 [Report]
>>677590088
checked
THATS ME!i've been waiting since yesterdy.
cya fags
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:18:06 Post No.677590190
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:18:06 Post No.677590190 [Report]
>>677589865
Every hint of desire starts to creep into everyone's eyes, while flashing his bright white smile, takes a seat.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:18:34 Post No.677590233
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:18:34 Post No.677590233 [Report]
>>677590088
Begins to stand up
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:19:05 Post No.677590284
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:19:05 Post No.677590284 [Report]
>>677590088
That would be me sir.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:19:12 Post No.677590291
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>>677590233
"s-s-sir, you dropped your wallet"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:19:32 Post No.677590322
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>>677589872
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:20:00 Post No.677590372
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>>677590233
Why don't you have a seat
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:20:27 Post No.677590416
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>>677590173
>>677590233
>>677590284
"...A. Nonymous the Second?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:21:10 Post No.677590488
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:21:10 Post No.677590488 [Report]
>>677590291
Lucifer, smooth as liquid silver, picks up the wallet before the owner can retrieve it.
"Is this what you desire, sir? Or, is there something... more?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:21:41 Post No.677590537
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:21:41 Post No.677590537 [Report]
>>677590291
>>677590372
>>677590416
Sits down defeated with wallet safety in my pocket
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:21:45 Post No.677590544
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:21:45 Post No.677590544 [Report]
>>677590049
looks you in the eyes, licks lips, no worries kid
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:03 Post No.677590571
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:03 Post No.677590571 [Report]
>>677589446
*heartily chuckle*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:13 Post No.677590586
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:13 Post No.677590586 [Report]
>>677590416
Can you check for my appointment, name of Dubs Checkem
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:50 Post No.677590644
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:50 Post No.677590644 [Report]
>>677590162
"WHAT!??!? THEY DIN DO NUFFIN!!! CHILL YO CRACKA ASS EOUT BEFO I GIT t up in DIs bitch"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:52 Post No.677590648
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>>677590088
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:22:53 Post No.677590653
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>>677590488
*I timidly look in awe at the grace of the devil.*

>>677590544
"s-s-sorry."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:23:49 Post No.677590720
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:23:49 Post No.677590720 [Report]
>>677590571
Why are you raping me right now!? Takes out phone and calls police while simultaneously taking photos of you for all of feminist tumblr to see. *Police arrive 10 mins later*. I tell them you verbally raped me
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:23:50 Post No.677590721
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:23:50 Post No.677590721 [Report]
*Stumbles into the room with music blaring out my headsets*
*Sits next to the hottest girl I can find and put my feet on top of the desk to show off my huff socks*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:09 Post No.677590762
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:09 Post No.677590762 [Report]
>>677590644
Quietly snicker while eating snicker
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:09 Post No.677590763
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>>677590322
i've been looking for someone to talk to anyway. do you want some pasta?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:21 Post No.677590776
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:21 Post No.677590776 [Report]
>>677590416
Can you please check if my name's on the list?
Trips 777?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:21 Post No.677590777
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>>677590648
*cigarette guys kids come in and it beside the other 10 year*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:29 Post No.677590787
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:29 Post No.677590787 [Report]
>>677590291
"oh why thank you young la-.. Dear lord!! Your eyes look dreadful! Are you alright?!"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:32 Post No.677590790
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:32 Post No.677590790 [Report]
>>677590721
Hey man, you smoke weed?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:24:34 Post No.677590792
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>>677590586
>>677590648
"I have no A. Nonymous DubsCheckem on my schedule. Could it be under a different roll?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:07 Post No.677590842
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>>677590644
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:14 Post No.677590858
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:14 Post No.677590858 [Report]
>>677590776
>>677590777
What the fuck
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:30 Post No.677590878
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>>677590721
*glares*
>>677590787
"I-I-I'm fine.....thank..yo...."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:42 Post No.677590897
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:42 Post No.677590897 [Report]
>>677590842
I love this. Keep it up
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:43 Post No.677590898
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:25:43 Post No.677590898 [Report]
>>677590776
almost epic
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:26:15 Post No.677590947
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>>677590653
"Is there something you like about me, sir? I see your eyes are quite glossy, a nice look for a young lad like yourself."
*winks*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:26:21 Post No.677590961
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:26:21 Post No.677590961 [Report]
>>677590792
Perhaps uhhh SixteaNein Getz??
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:18 Post No.677591052
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:18 Post No.677591052 [Report]
>>677587096
Hahaha I just sat down in an empty waiting room, opened /b/ and look what threae comes up first. Wating for doctor
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:21 Post No.677591058
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>>677590776
>>677590777
"I'm afraid not."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:23 Post No.677591061
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:23 Post No.677591061 [Report]
>>677590878
*gags but manages to retrieve wallet quickly and approach the doctor, while looking back for a second glance*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:26 Post No.677591066
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>>677590947
"I-I-I'm...A....Girl......s-s-sir"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:52 Post No.677591115
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:52 Post No.677591115 [Report]
>>677590777
Ciggette Guy:"Nice Trips sport"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:59 Post No.677591131
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:27:59 Post No.677591131 [Report]
is there an 0.0 on your list doc?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:29:08 Post No.677591225
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>You feel a tremor
>A foul stench enters the room
>A chill is sent down your spine
>Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:29:13 Post No.677591234
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>>677590961
>>677591061
"Ah,it doesn't matter. If you'll both come with me, we can get to your examinations."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:29:48 Post No.677591290
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:29:48 Post No.677591290 [Report]
>>677591115
Snickers guy: You raised them well, my boy only ever gets dubs.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:29:57 Post No.677591299
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>>677591066
"Are you, now? Quite strong features for a bo...I mean, girl your size. Tell me, girl, what do you know of...size?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:29:59 Post No.677591302
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>>677591061
*quickly adverts glare downwards*
>>677590644
*puts on head phones to Ignore the kids*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:30:00 Post No.677591307
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:11 Post No.677591406
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>>677591299
*blushes uncontrollably.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:13 Post No.677591410
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:13 Post No.677591410 [Report]
>>677590720
My quiet chuckling turns into maniacal laughter as I rip the biggest taco bell fart in the history of man and begin wafting my delicious odor right at my own face...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:42 Post No.677591452
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>cuts in line without anyone noticing
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:44 Post No.677591454
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:44 Post No.677591454 [Report]
Continues to eat snickers while talking to the smoking man.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:57 Post No.677591477
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:31:57 Post No.677591477 [Report]
>>677591234
"Doctor shouldnt we check on her first? I think my well needed castration can wait, dont you agree?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:32:00 Post No.677591481
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:32:00 Post No.677591481 [Report]
>>677590776
>>677591058
I'm sorry, i pronounced my name wrong. It's 444 trips.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:32:35 Post No.677591526
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*sigh* Fuck, I had enough of this shit.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:32:59 Post No.677591553
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:32:59 Post No.677591553 [Report]
>>677591307
>>677591290
*puts out smoke lights another*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:33:28 Post No.677591592
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>>677591526
"s-s-sir your co2 canister is missing."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:33:50 Post No.677591631
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>>677591406
"Oooo, it appears I've turned your cheeks red. Red happens to be my favorite color, the color of wine and blood."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:34:12 Post No.677591667
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>>677587096
I always have to shit when i sit in places like this, always. It's a curse..
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:34:12 Post No.677591668
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:34:12 Post No.677591668 [Report]
>>677591481
*snickers quietly *
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:34:22 Post No.677591688
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:34:23 Post No.677591689
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>>677591477
"Yes. You are right."
"Excuse me,
>>677591592
... son? It's time."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:35:44 Post No.677591794
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:35:44 Post No.677591794 [Report]
>>677591553
Finishes snickers and pulls out another.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:36:31 Post No.677591856
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>>677591689
"h-h-hi doc. I-i-i need my eyes checked."

*follows the doctor.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:36:39 Post No.677591868
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>>677591481
"That roll isn't listed either."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:36:56 Post No.677591898
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:36:56 Post No.677591898 [Report]
>>677591794
*nodes with a friendly grin*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:37:55 Post No.677591980
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>>677591794
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:38:32 Post No.677592023
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>>677591477
>>677591856
"Ah, Excellent! If you'll both follow me..."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:39:36 Post No.677592108
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>>677591688
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:00 Post No.677592152
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*Sweating uncontrollably* What exactly are we waiting for? What is this doctor doing back there, I heard bad things about this guy!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:09 Post No.677592166
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>>677591856
>>677592023
>>677591477
*drops cloak. violently castrates you both*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:19 Post No.677592184
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:19 Post No.677592184 [Report]
Drops snickers on accident. Pulls out another. "Wonder how much longer this is gonna take."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:22 Post No.677592190
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:22 Post No.677592190 [Report]
>>677592023
*trys to hold the childs hand as we follow doctor*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:40:32 Post No.677592199
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>>677592023
SCREAMS ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!
*throws black bag and runs out*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:41:15 Post No.677592260
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>>677592166
Quickly runs into the bathroom. and lock the door.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:41:53 Post No.677592316
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:41:53 Post No.677592316 [Report]
>>677592199
Takes bite out of snickers and shuffles around in seat.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:42:20 Post No.677592357
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>>677592166
**screams in horror, "my penis!!"*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:42:29 Post No.677592364
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>>677592184
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:42:36 Post No.677592379
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>>677592199
"Merde!" *activates dead ringer*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:43:51 Post No.677592474
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>>677592152
"Sir please come with me, its time for your shower"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:44:11 Post No.677592497
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:44:11 Post No.677592497 [Report]
>>677592364
"Heheh." Bites snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:44:24 Post No.677592513
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:44:24 Post No.677592513 [Report]
>>677592364
God works anon. Fucking God work
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:45:21 Post No.677592596
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>>677592260
*walks in bathroom, "you dropped your sausage little boy"*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:46:06 Post No.677592647
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:46:06 Post No.677592647 [Report]
Black lady gets hauled off to jail,
I walk in and take her place and cop follows me in.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:46:55 Post No.677592708
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>>677592108
STands up and prepares trench coat
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:46:59 Post No.677592712
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>>677592357
*laughs in french* "I was never really on your side! And neither was your penis!"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:47:10 Post No.677592730
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:47:10 Post No.677592730 [Report]
>>677592596
Hi, my name is Chris Hansen...why don't you have a seat over there...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:47:28 Post No.677592754
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:47:28 Post No.677592754 [Report]
>>677592647
"Ey. Want a snickers?" holds out a snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:47:31 Post No.677592761
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:47:31 Post No.677592761 [Report]
>>677591058
Can you check again? I'm sure it must be on there.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:48:46 Post No.677592875
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"I'm here for my piss test!"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:49:11 Post No.677592907
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>>677592647
*A guy with a shit ton of russian weapons walks in*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:49:15 Post No.677592915
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:49:15 Post No.677592915 [Report]
>>677592708
*flashes non vaper's kids*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:49:52 Post No.677592961
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>>677588406
recording everyones reaction
>>677588375
>>677588524
>>677588343
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:49:55 Post No.677592966
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:49:55 Post No.677592966 [Report]
>>677587096
*whips out his DSXL*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:50:13 Post No.677592978
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>>677592754
I would love to feel a huge snickers in the back of my mouth!

Drs office is in Colorado

Also I need the pic resized.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:50:35 Post No.677593015
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:50:35 Post No.677593015 [Report]
is carl here? did you really cum into that chocolate milk
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:51:25 Post No.677593084
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:51:25 Post No.677593084 [Report]
"what are we waiting for anyways?"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:00 Post No.677593130
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:00 Post No.677593130 [Report]
"Does anyone want a snickers?" Takes bite out of snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:10 Post No.677593146
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>>677593084
The end
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:17 Post No.677593155
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:17 Post No.677593155 [Report]
Fuck this thread is cringe
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:25 Post No.677593163
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:25 Post No.677593163 [Report]
https://soundcloud.com/roaar/waiting-theme
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:42 Post No.677593185
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:52:42 Post No.677593185 [Report]
>>677592712
*cries in discomfort, confusion, pain and sadness*
*remembers about girl/boy*
*yells at man, "Dont you dare go after the child! Please! Anything but that!"*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:53:02 Post No.677593206
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>>677592907
His hands are most lethal weapon
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:53:22 Post No.677593230
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>>677592761
"Ahem. Would your name happen to be "Prancing Homofaggot"?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:53:59 Post No.677593284
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:53:59 Post No.677593284 [Report]
>>677593155
"Looks like someones not getting a snickers" Pulls out another snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:54:03 Post No.677593289
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:54:03 Post No.677593289 [Report]
>>677593163
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyN-vvFIkE
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:54:36 Post No.677593329
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:54:36 Post No.677593329 [Report]
>>677588424
TRUMP
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:55:00 Post No.677593356
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:55:00 Post No.677593356 [Report]
>>677593289
fuck man, the feels
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:55:12 Post No.677593368
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:55:32 Post No.677593391
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:55:32 Post No.677593391 [Report]
Hello guys . Anyone here fancy a bj? Don't be shy,
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:56:04 Post No.677593435
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:56:04 Post No.677593435 [Report]
>>677593391
whats a bj
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:56:51 Post No.677593507
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>>677593391
NIGGER
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:56:53 Post No.677593510
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>>677593284
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:57:15 Post No.677593542
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:57:15 Post No.677593542 [Report]
>>677593391
"Would you fancy a snickers?" Holds out snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:58:14 Post No.677593620
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>>677587096
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:59:58 Post No.677593756
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:59:58 Post No.677593756 [Report]
*walks in front door and looks for receptionist as I scan for vacant seating*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:01:05 Post No.677593844
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:01:05 Post No.677593844 [Report]
>>677593756
I offer you a snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:01:29 Post No.677593883
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>>677593391
>>677593542
"Sure, those zound nice."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:02:25 Post No.677593956
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:02:25 Post No.677593956 [Report]
>>677593883
"Here ya go". Immediately pulls out another snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:03:00 Post No.677593993
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:03:00 Post No.677593993 [Report]
>>677593756
Tell me about yourself?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:03:42 Post No.677594032
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:03:42 Post No.677594032 [Report]
>>677593542

*decide to take out gun and shoot feminist, throw her body outside and approach man," ill gladly take the snickers", tip fedora as thank you*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:04:45 Post No.677594126
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:04:45 Post No.677594126 [Report]
>>677593844
*Replies*Thanks but no, I'm lactose intolerant.
*Moves to find seat away from snickers offerer. Find seat, sit, and check my pockets to make sure my snickers mini's are still there.*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:04:59 Post No.677594148
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>>677593956
*castrates Snickers bar* *laughs derisively and takes seat*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:05:19 Post No.677594173
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:05:19 Post No.677594173 [Report]
>>677594032
Nod my head and continue to eat snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:06:29 Post No.677594254
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:06:29 Post No.677594254 [Report]
>>677594148
I chuckle and pull out another snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:06:41 Post No.677594274
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:06:41 Post No.677594274 [Report]
>>677594032
Welcome to our doctors office for fourchanrandom cancer patients.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:07:56 Post No.677594367
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>>677594254
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:08:18 Post No.677594400
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:08:18 Post No.677594400 [Report]
>>677593993
I'm here for the M&M's convention like everyone here, right? Is this where I sign in?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:08:54 Post No.677594440
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>>677594032
"You died as you lived. Morbidly Obese!"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:10:20 Post No.677594542
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:10:20 Post No.677594542 [Report]
>>677594400
im here for the tobacconist expo
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:11:33 Post No.677594622
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:11:33 Post No.677594622 [Report]
>>677594400
>>677594542
I'm here cause I like snickers. Bites into snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:11:53 Post No.677594640
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:11:53 Post No.677594640 [Report]
>>677594400
>>677594542
*stare at clueless faggots while adjusting fedora on my head*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:13:00 Post No.677594721
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>>677594640
*eyeing fedora enviously*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:13:30 Post No.677594755
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:14:03 Post No.677594801
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:14:03 Post No.677594801 [Report]
>>677594640
ashes cig, lights another...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:14:50 Post No.677594867
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:14:50 Post No.677594867 [Report]
>>677594640
Finishes snickers, pulls out another.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:16:11 Post No.677594981
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>>677594801
Updated you.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:19:45 Post No.677595240
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:19:45 Post No.677595240 [Report]
>>677594640
>>677594801
>>677594867
*Realize that my mission must now be aborted. M&M's convention safe word not acknowledged by others. Mission critical* *Quietly pulls from shirt pocket a lighter shaped device with a red button on top*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:20:05 Post No.677595261
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:20:05 Post No.677595261 [Report]
"Anyone want a snickers? I got plenty." Pulls out another snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:21:24 Post No.677595366
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:22:20 Post No.677595441
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:22:20 Post No.677595441 [Report]
>>677595261
*tips fedora as a response to yes, getting up and walking over*
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:23:28 Post No.677595524
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:23:28 Post No.677595524 [Report]
I take a deep breathe.

sopranoseriesfinale.jpg
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:23:31 Post No.677595529
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:23:31 Post No.677595529 [Report]
>>677595441
I hold out a snickers and wait for you. Smile growing as I bite into my snickers.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:25:35 Post No.677595685
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:27:22 Post No.677595832
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:27:22 Post No.677595832 [Report]
>>677595685
I don't have it Mr.President. But I do have a snickers if you want one.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:29:35 Post No.677596017
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:29:35 Post No.677596017 [Report]
*walks in nonchalantly*

Fuck..it's crowded as shit in here Dylan

Time to make room.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:29:53 Post No.677596044
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>>677596017
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:31:18 Post No.677596166
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:31:18 Post No.677596166 [Report]
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:31:45 Post No.677596204
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:31:45 Post No.677596204 [Report]
>>677596017
>>677596044
Knew what you meant before you posted pic.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:31:58 Post No.677596226
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:31:58 Post No.677596226 [Report]
>>677596044
I can move these snickers wrappers if that would help.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:33:07 Post No.677596303
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 09:33:07 Post No.677596303 [Report]
>>677595529
*grab snickers and tip fedora as a gesture of thank you, put the snickers in my pocket and aim my gun at you with a menacing stare*
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