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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:42:39 Post No. 677586696 [Report]
What is the "whitest" thing a person can do?

I'll start - eat a grapefruit
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:43:23 Post No.677586776
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:43:23 Post No.677586776 [Report]
Make a citizens arrest
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:43:59 Post No.677586822
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:43:59 Post No.677586822 [Report]
sign up for an adult kickball league
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:44:27 Post No.677586866
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:44:27 Post No.677586866 [Report]
Their taxes
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:05 Post No.677586919
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:05 Post No.677586919 [Report]
not dancing...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:32 Post No.677586962
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:32 Post No.677586962 [Report]
>>677586696
Get a job and contribute to society.

By the way, niggers eat more grapefruit than crackers do.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:37 Post No.677586974
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:37 Post No.677586974 [Report]
Kayaking
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:41 Post No.677586982
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:45:41 Post No.677586982 [Report]
>>677586696
wear a bicycle helmet
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:14 Post No.677587128
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:14 Post No.677587128 [Report]
>>677586696
The lack of eumelanin...
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:17 Post No.677587132
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:17 Post No.677587132 [Report]
>>677586696
shop at Target
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:47:55 Post No.677587190
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Create a private industry.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:07 Post No.677587216
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:07 Post No.677587216 [Report]
>>677586696
Be a human being
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:35 Post No.677587259
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:35 Post No.677587259 [Report]
Listen to John Mayer
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:55 Post No.677587287
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:48:55 Post No.677587287 [Report]
Not live off of Welfare.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:08 Post No.677587318
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:08 Post No.677587318 [Report]
>>677586696
Not be a nigger.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:27 Post No.677587346
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:27 Post No.677587346 [Report]
>>677586696
cocaine
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:35 Post No.677587360
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:55 Post No.677587385
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:49:55 Post No.677587385 [Report]
say “one of my best friends is black"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:08 Post No.677587509
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:08 Post No.677587509 [Report]
>>677586696
Call mayonnaise a condiment, and not "that white shit people keep putting on everything."
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:34 Post No.677587545
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:34 Post No.677587545 [Report]
>>677586696
speak clearly
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:46 Post No.677587561
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:46 Post No.677587561 [Report]
Going to school, get a job, have parents andò children, a house and a car
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:51:49 Post No.677587570
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:01 Post No.677587593
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drive a segway
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:13 Post No.677587616
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:13 Post No.677587616 [Report]
>>677587318
Use nigger on the Internet and never in front of black people in fear of getting cucked

>inb4 b-but I'm a nigger
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:24 Post No.677587634
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:24 Post No.677587634 [Report]
>>677587509
Then im a nigger
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:25 Post No.677587639
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:25 Post No.677587639 [Report]
say "aw shucks"
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:56 Post No.677587685
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:52:56 Post No.677587685 [Report]
>>677586696
>grapefruit
is actually a huge metabolism booster
it functions the same as garcinia cambogia by blocking the absobtion of fat in the intestines, and boosts metabloism
however it will severely fuck you up if you're taking antibiotics or other medications.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:00 Post No.677587689
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:00 Post No.677587689 [Report]
>>677587616
>>677587634
TOPKEK
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:06 Post No.677587703
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:06 Post No.677587703 [Report]
>>677587616
What the fuck are you saying, nigger?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:32 Post No.677587737
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:32 Post No.677587737 [Report]
Make edgelord jokes about black people on 4chan
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:49 Post No.677587765
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:49 Post No.677587765 [Report]
Ultimate Frisby
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:52 Post No.677587770
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:53:52 Post No.677587770 [Report]
Think they have cred because they used to watch dave chapelle
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:08 Post No.677587800
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:08 Post No.677587800 [Report]
>>677587737
Be on 4chan.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:15 Post No.677587806
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Apologize for slavery
>bonus points if it's in another part of the world and at least 100 years before that person being born
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:33 Post No.677587850
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:33 Post No.677587850 [Report]
vote trump
vote sanders
/endthread
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:48 Post No.677587874
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:54:48 Post No.677587874 [Report]
>>677587685
saying this
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:06 Post No.677587906
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:06 Post No.677587906 [Report]
>>677587616
hahaha true
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:39 Post No.677587963
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>>677586696
vote Trump
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:43 Post No.677587974
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:43 Post No.677587974 [Report]
>>677586696

Buy gourmet imported cheese.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:48 Post No.677587983
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:55:48 Post No.677587983 [Report]
Good morning, dad.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:01 Post No.677588009
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:01 Post No.677588009 [Report]
>>677587634
Wow... then so am I. So can I call myself "light skinned" now?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:06 Post No.677588014
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believe in bigfoot
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:08 Post No.677588015
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:08 Post No.677588015 [Report]
>>677586696
who the fuck eats a grape fruit
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:17 Post No.677588028
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:17 Post No.677588028 [Report]
>>677587983

kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:25 Post No.677588042
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:25 Post No.677588042 [Report]
>>677586696

be a decent respectable human being.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:39 Post No.677588063
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>>677586696
Fuck up the handshake
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:53 Post No.677588083
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:53 Post No.677588083 [Report]
Show up for work on time
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:58 Post No.677588091
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:56:58 Post No.677588091 [Report]
>>677587685
^Found one of the whitest white people, makes my white ass look like a black guy.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:14 Post No.677588120
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:14 Post No.677588120 [Report]
Clean the window sill.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:18 Post No.677588127
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:18 Post No.677588127 [Report]
>>677586696
i used to fuck my sister
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:36 Post No.677588153
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:36 Post No.677588153 [Report]
>>677586696
Cuckolding
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:37 Post No.677588154
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:37 Post No.677588154 [Report]
Speak normal english
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:44 Post No.677588166
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>>677586696

Farmer's Market
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:53 Post No.677588177
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:53 Post No.677588177 [Report]
a school shooting
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:58 Post No.677588183
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:57:58 Post No.677588183 [Report]
>>677587616
Black kid called me a faggot daily at school. One day I had enough.
He called me a douchebag.
I looked at him and called him a dumb nigger.
He didnt do shit. He fucking apologized to me. I was just a long haired stoner kid.
Black people act tough but most are pussies
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:02 Post No.677588186
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>>677588063
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:29 Post No.677588240
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:29 Post No.677588240 [Report]
>>677587685
>huge metabolism booster
Nah. Cut the huge out bruh, 1.3-1.5kg in 12 weeks for an obese person ain't much. But it is a metabolism booster
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:45 Post No.677588268
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>>677587509
>not just calling mayonnaise mayonnaise
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:54 Post No.677588287
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:58:54 Post No.677588287 [Report]
>>677586696
eating a grapefruit is a fucking cholo thing stupid fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:34 Post No.677588346
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:34 Post No.677588346 [Report]
>>677588154
except for the south now not even god can understand the shit coming out of their mouths
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:38 Post No.677588350
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:38 Post No.677588350 [Report]
>>677586696

Interact respectfully with the police.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:38 Post No.677588351
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>>677588177
Top kek because true
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:47 Post No.677588367
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 07:59:47 Post No.677588367 [Report]
>>677587963
That's pretty cool-looking actually
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:12 Post No.677588519
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>>677587593
Black people use segways
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:23 Post No.677588543
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:23 Post No.677588543 [Report]
Use the words Gosh or Neat unironically
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:27 Post No.677588549
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:01:27 Post No.677588549 [Report]
>>677588009
Yes
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:15 Post No.677588631
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:15 Post No.677588631 [Report]
>>677588268
No! It's that white shit that (insert annoying thing about it here).
It's that white shit that more and more places are trying to make me eat.
It's that white shit.
It's that white shit people think belongs on anything.
It's that white shit that makes the sandwich blander.
etc.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:18 Post No.677588635
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:18 Post No.677588635 [Report]
>>677588183
Are you fucking retarded? I went to a private school and a nigger pack walked in to my class room and threatened to kill the teacher if he got in the way of them having smoke sessions again. No one did shit to the pack.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:20 Post No.677588640
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:20 Post No.677588640 [Report]
>>677587509
You should go to japan where people actually do put that shit on everything.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:31 Post No.677588658
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:31 Post No.677588658 [Report]
Price match every single item in a grocery store
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:39 Post No.677588675
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:02:39 Post No.677588675 [Report]
fuck eachother in the ass faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:20 Post No.677588743
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:20 Post No.677588743 [Report]
>>677588519
Trail Mix
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:51 Post No.677588791
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:03:51 Post No.677588791 [Report]
>>677588743
Trail mix-tape

fix'd
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:01 Post No.677588806
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:01 Post No.677588806 [Report]
browse 4chan
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:04 Post No.677588809
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:04 Post No.677588809 [Report]
>>677588640
NOOOOOOOOOO! An annoying white people thing has dominated Japan! Oh, the humanity. Somebody, for the love of God, find a cure!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:18 Post No.677588833
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:18 Post No.677588833 [Report]
>>677588658
Adding to this:
Asking for the manager in any situation
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:25 Post No.677588842
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:04:25 Post No.677588842 [Report]
>>677588635
Ya he was very intimidating. But once you call them out they respect you. Of course they would be intimidating to a scrawny white kid.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:05:56 Post No.677588997
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:06:36 Post No.677589062
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>>677588640
They drink it right out of a cup!
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:19 Post No.677589139
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:19 Post No.677589139 [Report]
play golf
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:30 Post No.677589153
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:07:30 Post No.677589153 [Report]
>>677589062
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:10 Post No.677589217
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:10 Post No.677589217 [Report]
>>677586696
Vote for trump
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:13 Post No.677589221
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:08:13 Post No.677589221 [Report]
>>677588631
Who the fuck formulates a sentence that way?
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:17 Post No.677589326
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:09:17 Post No.677589326 [Report]
irritatingly over friendly.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:03 Post No.677589402
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:03 Post No.677589402 [Report]
>>677589221
Talk to some Americans, we have many ways to butcher English. The flavor depends upon what part of America you are in. When I say Americans, I mean US citizens.
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:21 Post No.677589430
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 08:10:21 Post No.677589430 [Report]
>>677586696

post shit that triggered them on 4chan or tumblr
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>>677588519
>>677588743
>>677588791
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