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>You will never impregnate Ariana Grande in the stall of a Denny's bathroom
>She will never unhinge her jaw and devour your head afterwards
Reaper, take me now
I want to rail her in that leather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVYTzauIb_4
Back off, dudes. She's mine
Mine, only because
>>677583754
Took her
>>677582640
I like watching Adrian Maya get fucked and pretend it's JPK.
claimed
>>677583847
Wow, I triggered an Ariana Grande spree. I just saw a bunch of posts for her in this and the other new thread after I dumped last thread
claimed xddddd ;) ;) ;)
>>677583920
How had I not known this before? Holy shit. Thankso bro
>>677584086
I was the one who asked you to post more.
Please, go on
>>677582640
Wow, she's really really adorable.
MINE
Look at these glasses b/... I rock
>>677584208
If you insist
claimed
>>677584439
I certainly do my good sir
Obligatory ass shot...
>>677584600
Who be dis?
>>677584600
literal who
>>677584628
I shit cupcakes... in case anybody was wondering
>>677584720
>>677584824
its the less hot, less famous girl from community
>>677584528
Thigh highs are truly a patrician fetish
Hell yea
>>677583754
>you will never share your frozen yogurt with Ariana grande
>you will never cuddle her as she stuffs her face in your chest to avoid seeing a scary part of a movie
>you will never make love with her
>>677584936
She's such a cocktease, damn it.
>>677584965
das scary man
Why are the threads at European times so civil but once the U.S. is awake all hell breaks loose?
lemme claim that one true MEW
>>677585082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIPqafd4As
>>677584936
I just came so fucking hard for this. Goddamn
>>677585192
don't start
>>677584600
Checked and confirmed, Britta is hot as hell
>>677584600
oh, Jillian Jacobs
>>677585192
OP here I'm American just can't sleep and to be honest with you even weer don't know
Oooo...
>>677585343
We*
>>677585082
>You will never grab Ariana's hand and lead her out into the street on a warm, rainy night
>You will never splash in puddles and dance in the rain with her under a streetlight
>You will never stare at her face in awe as she smiles with rain running down her face
>You will never passionately kiss her in the middle of the street while the rain continues to fall
Why is life so horrible?
>>677585298
Gillian. It uses the hard G, like Gilligan.
>>677584936
Mooore she's so hot
>>677582640
Rules question- are we claiming them as they are now, or is the version we post the version we get? (ex.- claiming Lindsay Lohan before she went crazy)
>>677585078
>>677585129
>>677585233
The more people I turn to an elder god tier fetish the better. Especially due to Ariana's thighs
>>677585603
I'll allow it
>>677585666
witnessed!
>>677585603
I will permit it
>>677585769
I'd let her shit in my mouth just to see her asshole move.
>>677585770
Who is this beautiful cum rag? Can't reverse search webm's
>>677585666
>>677585769
>>677585878
Her thighs and ass are really addictive.
It's time for Natalie to grace us basement dwellers with her presence.
>>677585770
Not to seem gay, but nice cosplay.
>>677582640
>>677585943
looks like a whore.
>>677585666
Devil's trips confirm best girl and best fetish
>You will never hold Ariana's hand as you walk through the park on a brisk Spring afternoon
>You two will never snuggle up together on bench as you watch ducks float along a pond
>You will never pick a lovely flower and place it in her hair while she blushes
>You will never hike up her dress and plow her behind some trees because public sex is hot
loves me some Topanga, especially god tier Milf Topanga
>>677586063
Huge whore
>>677585976
I liked her as Scarlet Witch
>>677586168
Ariana grande is the type of girl to pick her boogers and rub it on your lips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oja97POVbM8
I am torn between those two......... so I take both of them.
>>677586538
I'll allow it
>>677586429
This sexually frustrates me.
This gorgeous queen.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>>677586622
And I thought I was the only one who finds her extremely hot.
>>677586429
>>677586168
>>677585878
>>677585769
I'm afraid your attempt to tempt me with this bacon lady is failing good sir... nice try tho
>>677586363
Implying you wouldn't pay her for the privilege
>>677586701
She's claimed now, buddy.
who wants me to cum to their waifu?
O' Natalie please take me to..........
>>677586811
no problem, already got my girl Danielle Fishel earlier. Just glad to know I'm not alone in my liking of Tina Fey.
>>677586705
best celeb nudes ever. Even took them in good lighting.
>>677586938
whore.
>>677586425
Good
>>677586705
Also good
>You will never become Ariana Grande's live-in house servant in the hopes that one day she's so lazy that she lets you change her tampon so that you can brew tea with it later in the evening
figure skaters count?
>pic related
>>677587120
Yes
She is so sweet and pure. Wife material.
>>677586923
Cum to her ass...
Goddess Chloe. I would be her cuckold!
>>677584503
Watch as i cuck you with my dubs
>>677586622
>>677586811
She's not waifu material. She's just facefuck violently material
The most beautiful creature on earth CLAIMED!
>>677587417
Get that piece of subhuman shit off of this fucking thread.
>>677587323
>>677586986
>>677586923
JUST DO IT
>>677587102
Of course you would never consider ebaying/selling that to a fellow anon... have pity...
Annie Clark Claimed
Fucking claimed
Helena Bonham Carter milfu claimed
>>677587732
I could be inclined to share my glass
>>677588007
Claimed times 2
>>677587522
Jealous of her beauty?! lolfaggot
>>677588041
Gasp...Grovel...Grovel...
>>677588115
stop b8n me m8
>>677588245
>>677588115
Her body is gross. She's built like some lanky, twink faggot
>>677588584
I think you mean heavenly Goddess with amazing legs and ass.
>>677588666
nice trips.
War of the Waifus.
>>677588584
He's fucking baiting you!
worst fap thread ever
>>677589055
Nice dubs! you're on a roll here.
Can I have?
>>677588666
>>677588846
There's is no need for war. I got devil's trips earlier in this very thread.
Man, I don't know who none of these bitches is.
>>677589444
Nice trips, and do you even go outside? I don't watch tv, ignore ads, and don't listen to the radio and I still know most of these people.
>>677589564
>>677584503
more? who is she?
>>677589444
old,living under a rock or russian?
>>677589768
Such a pleasant waifu war
>>677589654
I mean.. I know Portman from Stop Wars, and I know Miley.. Kirsten from Spodermen
But shit nigga, who these other sluts?
>>677589768
God, I would eat the shit of out that anorexic ass
>>677589661
One of the skankies women ever, Britney Spears, said the same. And look at her, wide spread long before marriage. Proof that women are skanks by birth.
>>677590150
post her feet
>>677590043
This is Ariana Grande. I've been going back and forth with the Portman poster as I dump my folder
>>677590353
whodat
>>677590563
>Singer
>>677586538
Yeah but you'd need 2 ball gags because you sure as shit don't want to listen to them talk to each other.
Def suzy...
>>677590654
Just because she's hot doesn't mean she doesn't have some pipes
>>677590249
This skank..........
>>677591433
mmm...
>>677590849
It's a celebrity thread, not an alien thread.
>>677591139
I need to get around to watching The Black Swan
>>677591393
that's not the specific pipe I'm interested in
>>677591928
i have plans for that pipe
>>677592159
get in line then
>>677592196
after who
>>677592019
It's been fun, but I'm going to bed, Portman poster. It's been an honor dumping with you
>>677592317
>>677592317
first letter of your name
>>677592267
I'm the guy who initially requested more of grande and I thank you anon
I wanna fuck Ari's feet, you guys can have the rest
>>677592409
>chow
>>677592403
u have to get in line
>>677585878
I think that's LeeAnna Vamp, a cosplay chick.
>>677592403
>>677592393
>>677592409
One more for the road
Ksenia Solo. So good.
>>677592789
just imagine folding her in half, pulling that skirt up and pounding her pussy while those slutty whore heels bounce around with every thrust
>>677592649
Id love to fuck Leeanna right now if i could
I would marry Anna Faris in a fucking heartbeat. I doubt I'd ever regret that decision.
Isn't it time for you cucks to be locked up for the night...
>>677593810
what are u trying to do to me here
>>677593990
make you cum?
>>677594033
id sooner have the real thing but its close to that time
>>677593810
what size them feet
>>677592959
Is a good and wholesome thought
>>677594289
What episode of Lazy Town is this?
>>677594307
perfect size to take a hot sticky load
>>677593810
purple is my fave
>>677594749
poor kid
any down blouse pervs here?
>>677594482
yes
>>677594969
no but I've been jerking off to scarlett a lot lately so keep goin
Claimed.
>>677595325
such great fuckin tits
>>677583827
>>677583827
SORRY BUT ITS BEEN TAKEN FOR AWHILE
>>677594396
had to google it. this is moderately amusing. well done, anon
>>677596144
fucking love scarlett
you guys are so beta
and so beta
even more beta
>>677596329
>>677596384
>>677596413
says the guy with the mommy issues
>>677584965
banshee
Well shit... guess I'm gonna jerkoff to Scarlett tonight
>>677590704
holy shit tahts funnee
>>677586330
>>677586478
what the fuck is wrong with her feet?
>>677596329
Who is this angel?
Was she in the martian?
>>677596329
she's mine
>>677596851
have no idea
>>677584117
which one gayboy
just wanna say thanks for all the portman pics, thank anon
>>677597883
also for scarjo, she nice too
no watson ?
>>677598072
and ofc, arianna, she grande
>>677597273
Yes.
>>677582640
Watching Black sails atm.
Nad not to wank
>>677602612
is it any good?
Anne Hathaway get
>>677583754
>>677584439
>>677584936
>>677585666
>>677585769
>>677585878
>>677586168
>>677587102
>>677588041
>>677588438
>>677590353
>>677591587
>>677592267
Wow, this is the very definition of a butterface with no nice body features to make up for that ugly fart face.
Never heard of this bitch before, and I want to unknow about now that I know of her... Wtf man, gtfo
>>677603479
there's plenty worse anon, chill
>>677602984
no, mine
>>677603674
This thread is flooded with this whore face. It's annoying.
![Vanessa Hudgens [750x1334].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FHd2v6E.jpg "Vanessa Hudgens [750x1334]")
![Natalie Portman [1000x857].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Za8CPS2.jpg "Natalie Portman [1000x857]")
