>>677581747
My kink is op's mom
Achievable with 2 dollars.

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>>677581870
damn son i got swindled. thought treefiddy was a good deal

>>677581747
Your mom.

Serious answer: Dom/sub, bondage, little, all that fun junk
very achievable, since I have a gf who is into everything that I'm into. Fun stuff.

>>677581870
zozzle'd

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>>677581747

Run a crew of 3 hooker-assassins from a secret location. They've never met me, but they follow every order.

Sadly, I only have 2 hookers, they know me and they can't even boil an egg properly.

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Hypnosis and hypnosis accessories.

I hypnotize randoms every so often so it is achievable.

>>677581870
Kek

For real tho I like getting fucked in stockings / arm warmers / collar and that fun stuff. Will be very acheiveable so long as my partner thinks it's cute.

Me and gf licking each others feet, not achievable at the present shes in another country

>>677582116
living the dream anon. Life doesn't get better than a sub girl into DD/lg.

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>>677581747
>Monstergirls
Unachievable unfortunately.

At least I have Legs and Legwear fetish to fall back on. Never in short supply.

>>677582457
agreed, full time role for the past 2 years. We had a Unicorn for a time but she flaked out to much.

Farting I want a chick with a nice ass to blow her methane all over my face.

I get hard when I hear a girl fart.

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Want to be a spaceship, and have people live inside me, and have sex with them using my avatar bodies.

I think it's attainable, but it's going to take a lot of work. I've already begun.

>>677581747
I want to be beaten and eventually beheaded or shot in the head by a cute asian girl, or a group of them. She/they will call me a worthless piece of shit and other racist terms while they take turns kicking me in the ribs and stepping on my face with both bare feet and pointy heels.
How achievable is it? Not possible at all. Closest I got was my last asian gf who would hit me and choke me, but only after I made her mad enough to do so on purpose. Even then she would feel bad and stop.

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I like gore stuff

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>>677582545
Achievable, but unethical. You'd have to make them in secret and wait decades for them to mature, and that's if you made something passable to begin with.

Also monster girls, btw.

>>677581747

Bloodplay, Blades, Latex and Heavy Rubber, Asphyxiation and Breathplay, Pain, Bondage and more than a few others, thankfully I do have a very eager, psycho gf, so its all very achievable.

>cute
>girl
>likes me
damn near impossible/10

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>>677581870

>>677581747
Short hair
Ass in general
Light bondage and being a sub

Pretty easy to get

>>677582545
>>677582949
Which one of you is named Red?

>>677581747

Cuckquean. Almost impossible to achieve. They're frigging rare.

Not sure how I ended up with this onew buy I can't get the idea of being castrated out of my head. It's somewhat achievable, just have to find the right person to do it.

wanting to suck off a qt fuckboi (who is feminine enough) and has nice acrylic nails.

>>677582643
you lucky bastard anon. I've never had trouble finding littles, but a unicorn has completely evaded me so far.

>>677583108

Are you a man who wants to cuck his woman?

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>>677583050
your pain is felt by others, friend

>>677583404
cuckqueen == girl who gets off on the guy fucking around behind her back

almost impossible to find, but probably the only way I could be honest in a relationship. I need more than one woman and I'd love if my partner got off on that.

>>677583404

More like I want to cuck her with her approval and participation, more like. Cheating is trivial. Getting an FFM threesome a matter of hiring hookers. Getting the GF to willingly eat out the ass I just finished fucking is what dreams are made out of.

Mind you I don't mean it as a degradation thing. More like something she'd do because she likes doing it for me.

Pretty much impossible to achieve realistically. Probably better keeping it fantasy too.

>naked women
>so far impossible

>>677581747
High school girls preferably freshman, its pretty easy and feels like shit

>>677583396
It's not fun finding one.... took along time and only lasted a few months. However it can still happen if we actually ever have time to see her again :P was mostly a transportation and scheduling issue that fucked everything up lol

On the lookout for another one.

>>677581747
My fetish like every other fag on this board is to have somebody who actually loves and cares about me and find me attractive. It is of course pure fantasy

Exhibitionism, of various sorts. Sometimes it's easy, like wearing skirts so short the back of my panties show, or posting pics online. Harder I think would be getting my bf to participate in sex stuff, which I haven't done yet.

>>677583970
only a dream until you get it.
my fantasy is time alone and without a girl depending on my and needing me. just an hour a day would do it.

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I want to be tied up, leashed, spanked and assplay.
Tried passively mentioning it- current doesn't get it as much as I would hoped for someone 8 years older.

>>677584125

I would do that for you.

>>677584033
>posting pics online
Well...post some

>>677584125

I'd spank you and tie you up and do your ass and have you eat pussy while doing all that. Mmmm. Delicious.

>>677584125
sounds like fun. Rather easy to do and set up too so lame that doesn't happen so much for you.

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>>677581747
I want to be digested alive by a large animal, say an anaconda or an elephant.
Feels impossible, but if I worked at a zoo then maybe.

>>677584379
>so lame
totally anon, totally

>>677582656
you're not alone there brother.

>>677583703
I feel like this, but with one difference: switch the man and woman in your post. Does this make me a common cuck? I don't want that degradation stuff either, just some fun with some other guy.

Also; I did FFM with my gf. Fucked her best childhood friend and came on my gf's feet, made the other girl lick my cum off my gf's feet. Loved it

>>677581747
diapers, chastity, light bondage, forced fem/cd, forced orgasm/denial.
basically to have someone control my life and maybe keep me humiliated and frustrated. i'm bi so its achievable if i werent too shy to talk to most people irl.

>>677584329
I don't save mine and don't feel like taking any, sorry. You can find me sometimes in trap threads. <3

>>677584465
I don't want to be the one to burst your fantasy bubble but Im pretty sure what you just described was dying.

>>677582757

BLACK KNIGHT SATELLITE

A milf that dominates me sexually and acts like my mommy and take cares of me

Basically mom son incest but with an actual plot

>>677584511

I think that would be cuckqueaning but with a dude. Possibly something that need its own name?

Re: FFM, lucky you. I'm genuinely jelly.

I don't have a serious fetish, but I always prefer blowjobs to sex. I've never known why, but I always do. And I always end up wanting to either get with or have a threeway with my girlfriend's mom. Every. Damn. Time. Since I was in high school. Even if the mom was not even hot, I always wanted to get with my girlfriend's mom too.

>>677584636
Some of us want to die in a sexual way.

>>677584636
Yep that's right. I'm kinda fucked in the head smh

>>677581747
my fetish was impregnation. I was lucky enough to be decent looking enough to get with chicks long enough to get them pregnant, then dump them. sadly, i was not smart enough to leave the city. i got put in jail for 2 years cause of 12 child support cases.
fetish achieved though

>>677584564
Aaaaww...

>>677584735
This

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I want to lick and massage my students feet

>>677584969

Tell us more, anon. How do you live? Do you work? If so how do you get paid?

>>677584972
I have a paper that's due in 5 hours and taking pictures would sidetrack me even more than shitposting. Really sorry!

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Short hair like OP'S pic
Also crazy women
Short haired crazy women turn my dick into Excalibur

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become dog
go for walks
poop outside
chew on rubber toys
eat treats
sleep on the couch

my fetish is long nipples
as far as achievement is concerned, its simply a matter of hoping the next set of nipples i encounter are longer than the last

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>>677583787
>>677583396
>>677582643
>>677582457

Here I am thinking this was a sneaky Witcher reference..

>>677585279
That's dope as hell, but when do you get off?

>>677585087
Is achievable if I decide to ruin my life and lose my job

>>677585375

every second of every day

>>677581747
Possible, but highly unlikely.
>5' tall
>pear-shape body
>small breasts
>face that is perfect to me
>non-shit-tier voice
>uncut penis

To me, Fetish=Sexual Preference, so y'know.

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My fetishes is exactly what the image shows. The start ching of the lips, the tightness of them around my cock, and overall the "monkey" (kinda hate using that reference) face being made.

>>677585375
Dogs name will be Bones. The ride will never end.

>>677581747
fucking your mom

easy

>>677581747
>mfw sex is fun and a trusting partner means i'm open for just about anything and as a result have no interesting fetishes to tell when my postmodern millennial female friends ask me

>>677584082
Time alone sounds pretty nice too

>>677581747
Sleep fetish

I ended up getting my girlfriend into it too. I always woke up really horny and whenever I tried to wake her up to fuck, she would say she was too tired. Eventually, I just didn't wake her up and would lightly rub her clit until she got wet. Then I would lube my dick up with spit, slowly insert it and start softly fucking her. She usually woke up before I finished and let me continue. Apparently, she was having sex in her dream and would even cum in her sleep. She loved it.

I also have a dom fetish, but I didn't want to try that one with her for some reason. I felt like she wouldn't be good at being a sub. I'm sure that one is attainable too. I just want a good little fuck toy that calls me sir.

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I want to be a cute short haired pixie girl and get raped by a fit tan lesbian

>>677585435
High school teacher?

>>677581747
naked girls

>>677586362
Yeah I teach English to French Canadian girls

>>677585110
i do comp programing. freelance. i went in as an agreement with the women. they recieved 100% of my assets at the time, and i continued working during my time to pay them off. now i am a free man with legal protection against them.

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>>677581747

Short-haired Tomboys, tattoos and dominating women, that would like to have their feet kissed. It's unachievable because I can't find a girl like that.

>>677586480
>French Canadian girls
Worth it.

>>677586714
Oldest girl I teach is 16, but damn do they all like flirting

Enemas. But not scat. Clean enema

>>677582348
Now if only you were female

>>677586053
To be clear, I broke up with said gf after a couple years. Now I'm just looking for fuck buddies. As far as the dom fetish goes, I want an obedient girl who gets pleasure from pleasing me. She must ask for my permission to please me, and to touch herself. She will know where I want her and when, and be eager to comply with my instructions.

I kind of also have a student/teacher fantasy, so I want to RP that into the dom/sub thing eventually.

Submissive male, but I can't get a mistress for the life of me. FetlLife isnt working out and idk where else to go.

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>>677581747
My fetish is giving women rectal exams. I don't just mean fingering their asses; I mean a proper exam with the gloves and the lube and the medical technique to feel around in there, examine the tailbone, examine the back of the uterus if I can feel it, etc. Ask her to cough to check her muscle tone. All of that stuff.

It's very attainable. Some women find it weird at first, but it's reasonably easy to get them to find it "kinky" or hot.

>>677584125
roll on fetlife and hope you don't get raped by scum :T

>>677586859
In canada, the age of consent is 16. You're good, man, at least from the age standpoint.

>>677587053
\b\ is a pretty good place to start, try posting in a kink thread

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Walking in on a girl in the shower/naked. Idk why, but embarrassed/humiliated looks on naked girls is a turn-on for me.

>weird: somewhat
>accessible on interwebs: very
>accessible irl: very unlikely

>>677584033
Just DO IT >:D

>>677587341
Age isn't the biggest issue getting caught and losing my job is but I'm definitely going for it before the school year is out

>>677587438
humiliation is a legitimate fetish, I'm also into it. exposure and forced exhibitionism is great fun.

The girls can be tricky to come by, most subs into humiliation don't have it as their main focus.
Your best bet might be an exhibitionist too shy to do anything herself.

Definetely girls with short hair like the one op posted.

>>677586326
This is pretty hot tbh

>>677586859
Ha, I would really like to teach science or math in high school, but I also know that female students will try and flirt with me, and I wouldn't be able to handle the frustration. They're so insanely immature mentally and emotionally, but you would be crazy if you didn't think some of these high school girls are hot.

milder facesitting, not the super aggressive angry dom shit
bangin a tranny
fairly accessible I guess

>>677587779
Some of these girls really get to me I honestly think some of them fuck with me on purpose sometimes, two of them have my snapchat the stories they post are amazing

>>677587402
Would that actually work? I don't there would be any femanons here that would want a shy guy desperate for humiliation :/

>>677587779
>>677588020
Am I letting you talk me into fucking my students because I'm kinda okay with it

>>677587520
Good luck, man. I banged my Latin teacher more than a few times in high school, starting when I was 17. Just don't do anything at school, and don't let any pictures be taken or exchanged. Those were the ground rules for Dr. Matheon and me, and we had a lot of fun.

Lesbians first time with cock

Just something amazing about watching someone with penis hate/fear love getting it.

Hardly any videos on it though.

>>677588158
I've hooked up with two girls from kink threads here over the years. If you find somebody into it, exchange some contact information and just chat and see if you're compatible. Odds are you'll live in different countries but at least you have someone to talk to.

Girls into femdom aren't incredibly common but there'll be some on /b/. You might even have some luck on /soc/.

>>677588295

I have a couple of lesbian friends, very slim chance of achieving it though because I cant even get a straight woman interested without serious effort.

I want to fuck pregnant chick's. But where I'm not the one who got them pregnant. Also have a impregnation fetish but never want kids. Just lots of abortions. I've already done both but want munch more.

whenever I read or see something related to old people in car accidents I like to imagine that their ripped hands come to me and give handjobs or are inserting themselves in my ass with blood coming out of them the whole time

>>677588182
Hey, as long as they're not still enrolled at your school when you make your move, go for it. Never shit where you sleep.

>>677588583
I guess I'll keep my eye out, thanks. Perhaps that will make my dream partially doable?

>>677582340
Same

Last week, I found out from a thread on /gif/ that I'm into girls sperm-jacking me at knife-point.

There's a pov webm of a hot red head pretending to ride a dick, holding a chef's knife to the throat of the person she's fucking and talking about how she wants to have his cum in her and how badly she wants to have his babies.

Hottest shit on the planet

>>677589356
there's always somebody out there into your fetish, finding them can be hard. People usually don't talk about their kinks in public so you have to go hunt in more open, anonymous places.

I don't know any girls off the top of my head who are pure dom (not my interest) but I know some who like to switch occasionally. They're out there anon.

>>677588818
Why do you think it's old people?

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>>677586948
I've tried that for the first time yesterday and it was amazing until i started to get some really bad cramp.

bumppppppp

>>677581747
I really want nothing more than to pump my wife full of cum and watch it drip out of that amazing tight pussy of hers.
Problem is, neither of us want kids and she's adamant about not taking chances.
Been thinking about a vasectomy recently as a result.

force parents to watch as their kids are raped and tortured in front of them. force the dad to also rape them or they will be killed. 50-50 chance it will happen

>>677588753
Fucking a pregnant woman is a dream.
No condom and I can finish inside her all I want. I like em with little baby bumps though. No full on pregnant belly for me; definite turn off.

>>677591235
You do understand how birth control works, right?

Mods mods mods

Ballbusting and cbt stuff. The thing is, im not into humiliation which make harder find a girl like this. I dont want a domme or anything like that (i tries bdsm world, its annoying and full of social bullshit ruela), Just a sassy (and Petit as possible) girl that enjoy hurt my balls in a sexy way

>>677582101
that wasnt ops mum that was the loch ness monster

>>677591235
lol i cum in my gf every time, at least a couple hundred times in all.

also this
>>677591613

>>677591678
no need to beat around the bush.

You aren't a sub, you are a masochist. You don't want a dom, you want a sadist.

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>>677591678
Finally enough you're the pposite of me somehow. I want a hard femdom to humiliate and control me forever, but I can't handle ball pains in the least.

I would adore a cute, petite, but hard girl though. The younger the better, sorta.

BDSM with some piss and scat, with a decent looking lady. Probably impossible to get without paying serious money for it.

>>677592333
girls like that exist, but are rare as unicorns. They also get killed by trolls just like unicorns.

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>>677582949
tight shit, the things i'd do to a lamia, ever since playing wow and watching them naga slither about that shit makes me hard like nothing else.

My fetish is paying women for sexual favors, but NOT prostitutes, escorts, or cam girls. Only women that normally would never do something like that. Especially if they already have a boyfriend or a husband or something. Something about seeing what people are willing to do for money really gets me off.

>What's your fetish/kink?
Tinny tits with micro niples

>How achievable is it?
Easy. My wife have no tits and no niples

>>677581747
Femdom.
Totally unachievable

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>>677583334
You buzzed?

Incest with mom, not achievable. Mom's ultra conservative with very modest values and our relationship is shit

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>>677581747

Public nudity.

Just got my girlfriend into it and it's going pretty well so far. Trying get her to get nude in daylight though.

>>677582340
So you hypnotize people? Nice, how do you find people to do it to? I've always wanted to be hypnotized.

>>677592891
this

not my main fetish but corruption of the innocent in most forms gets me off. convincing people to do things they'd never do, by money or coercion or blackmail.

paying them is a win/win. I get to enjoy them reluctantly agreeing to blow me, they get some help out of whatever bad financial situation they're in.

>>677593191
what?

>>677594088
Almost no tits and very small niples*

>>677593892
for daylight you either need to start with mild stuff (short dress, no underwear, occasional flashes etc) or start off with more nudity in areas where you can control who sees. Think parks, beaches, balconies, rooftops, hotel rooms with big glass windows.

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>>677581747
I'm 21 and I love mature women..like 45-60. Fucked 2 of them and 6 prostitutes of that age. Still fapping to memories of some of them. Pic related I fucked 3 days ago. Old bitch loved me fisting her too bad her pussy was loose she had to blow me to make me cum.

>>677593892
That the gf?

>>677581747
public sex, very achievable

>>677590055
fuck same

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>>677594294

Yeah the main reason she's telling me she won't do full nude walks at night at the moment is because it's pretty cold in California, but she said when it gets up to 25 Celsius she'll start to.

>>677594566

Nah that's from an album online, here's the GF.

>>677594611
Oh you dirty wanker

>>677594735
seems reasonable, nudism is tough in winter. I'd probably get her a long coat and make her wear that and nothing else.

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chokers and wierd makeup
pic related <3

>>677594900
So high school sluts

>>677581747
>into shy girls and femdom
It might be hard to find one...

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cuts and blood

>>677595220
Sounds like my girlfriend, but she's not that great of a dom.

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>>677594855

Yeah she brought a coat along that night, that's kind of how I got her to start doing it. I have a long coat at home that I can use, may bring that next time since you mentioned it.

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>>677595301
Can I have her though?

>>677594991
i would love to go to your high shool. here they all are blondes normalgirls. maybe some emos but they are ugly lol

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girls in glitter

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>>677595426
What would you do with her anon?

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>>677595897
I would probably mumble something and not talk because I have no social skills whatsoever

i like to choke my current girlfriend during sex and i would like to do some things with blood/scratching etc

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Wealthy men in tall boots.

Completely achievable.

>>677595310
I've got a girl with an exhibitionist streak who I hook up with occasionally. I've made her come to my office in winter for a 'meeting' in nothing but a coat that reaches her mid thigh and panties, and sent her home without the panties.

Good times.

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Pic related.

Already achieved. feelsgoodman.jpg

>>677596117
Well that's no fun :c

i want to have a daddy who will punish me by dryfucking my ass and whisper i am a bad 12year old daughter

I want to have sex with the Illuminati
so not very achievable

>>677596266

I'm trying to get my girlfriend to stop wearing anything underneath. What you have going for you, although occasionally, is pretty much the dream picture at this moment. :p

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>>677596472
I'm pretty sure I would enjoy it if she happen to sit on my face though!

>>677596733
it's a lot harder when you're starting with a girl and trying to make her open up, my story is a girl I hook up with because we share the same likes.

my real girlfriend is a lot less open about that sort of thing but I'm gradually working on her. trying to ease her into DD/lg but she's in a lot of denial about it. good thing I get off on forcing a girl.

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>>677588753
>>677591556

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>>677596883
Is that it?

>>677596529

Very achievable. My girlfriend and I roleplay as a little girl and her Daddy quite a bit, and we've been making an effort to stay in our Daddy/daughter personas more frequently as of late. On Saturday she was being a little tease so I held her down and entered her from behind while she cried and pleaded with "Daddy" not to touch her that way.

>>677596446
Details?

>>677596188
it's more of a lifestyle than a kink

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>>677588753
>munch more
>abortions

>>677588753
Thanks for the absolutely superfluous apostrophe.

>>677597277
>anal is my fetish too

>>677597221
but its not because my bf thinks its gross and he think its discusting when i act ''childish''. if i told him he would look down on me... its boring and sad to have a prude bf

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>>677597049
It won't be femdom if I'm the one deciding what happen! I want to be surprised!

I want to swap bodies with my sister and have her fuck me in her pussy with my own dick

I guess that's unlikely to happen

>>677596529
sign me up.... but you will need a thorough OTK spanking before your fucking naughty girl

>>677596919

The best way to get your girl to really get into the DD/lg dynamic is to play the part well first. A couple weeks ago I took my girlfriend (24) to Disneyland, and I let her dress up in frilly princess dresses and skip around the park. She really got into her little-girl persona, and when it came down to the sex, she was really eager to play into being my little girl and calling me Daddy. Spoil her like the sweet little princess she is, and she'll be much more keen to let you take on such an important role in her life.

>>677597396
having a partner who doesn't share a kink you're really into is rough. I've been there.

It depends on how much you need the kink, because you have to end up choosing between your partner and it. I chose my partner for years, until it became too much for me and I couldn't take it anymore.

Turns out I need a lg in my life, so they're all I date now.

>>677581747
Never thought it would come to this, but turning down woman sorta became a turn on for me. After watching them ruin my fathers life, my brothers life, and my best friends life I started to feel sadistically fulfilled every time I would tell a girl, 'Sorry you're not really my type.' or even more harsher, 'I'm looking for someone who takes more care of themselves.' when in actuality I've been gay for longer than I can remember.

TL;DR telling girls they aren't good enough for me

>>677597358
>Thank's

ftfy

>>677581747
really heavy bdsm/rape
not very unless I get a gf that's into being a sub, as I don't want to go to jail

>>677597665
Yeah, I've done it before. all the prep work is in place - I look after her, buy her nice things, take her to fun places. she's 100% a natural little, absolutely adorable.

The big issue is her mental barriers: she refuses to even consider that she might be that kind of deviant and will get angry if you suggest it. Getting her to call me daddy is going to take a lot of work.

Being spanked, humiliated, cheated on. But still, he has to love me. It's weird, but the thought of him fucking someone brings me to tears so fast, but turns me on at the same time.

>>677585087
forbidden fruit and all that eh?

>>677597396
The next time you're having sex and he's close to cumming, say "daddy I've been a bad girl, punish me harder daddy please" in your sexiest voice and see how hard he comes. He'll come around to liking it.

There's a ton of stuff that gets me going, like the rest of you I'm sure. I'm into legs and legwear, kinda like feet too, which are all fairly common.
I really have a burning desire to fuck milfs though. And naive 14-16 year old girls. I'm 19, so I feel like I'm at a happy medium between being able to attain teens, and being milf bait. Only thing being that I have a gf, and I wouldn't sleep around on her. (As much as the thought of it actually turns me on). Girls being rough with each other really gets me diamonds as well. Stuff like a kind of innocent looking girl being abused by a group of 'meaner' girls, I suppose would be an easy way to describe it.

>>677598004
guys I've found her, the girl who gets off on being cheated on.

going to need contact details

>>677597396
You may be able to ease him into it. You could start with roleplays like Professor/College Student, Boss/Secretary, etc., ease into a Cheerleader roleplay, get him accustomed to you in a younger, more youthful persona. My girlfriend and I sometimes do the "rebellious teenage daughter and her strict father" routine, it can be a lot of fun. If it takes, you can start introducing more daddy/daughter elements over time.

>>677581747
furry sex, impossible.

rip me

>>677598208
Yeah right. I'm not gonna give you anything.

I'm a voyuer. you think that would be easy as hell compared to being pissed on or beat but nope... I'm also trying out watching people get off to my ex's pics/vids. If either of those work for you add my burner skype

burningyankee1

>>677598295
not really, just grab a fursuit and hang out at furfag conventions

>>677598087
would love to if he werent a 5seconds guy :(

>>677598305
as expected
so do you cry and masturbate at the same time when you think about it? because that is fucking hot

>>677597952
I guess I lucked out in my case. When I first met my girlfriend, I was 24 and she was 19, and she naturally called me "onii-chan" the first time we had sex. We did the brother-sister roleplay for about a year or so, and then she brought up daddy/daughter and we've been doing that for the last four years.

I'm still not sure whether it was her intention from the start or whether she got jealous of my actual sister who is the same age as her and wanted to stake out a sort of unique "territory" for herself.

>>677598486
kek
yeah you're pretty fucked there anon, good luck

>>677598486
you need a new man.....come here darling daughter and quit messing with silly boys

>>677598702
oh daddy come and save me with your daddycum :(

>>677598486
Ouch. Y'know, honestly you might want to consider breaking it off and looking for someone else. If you're into the DD/lg dynamic and/or daddy/daughter incest roleplaying, you're in high demand and I'm certain you can find someone who will treat you properly and who will indulge your wildest fantasies.

>>677582656
Wait till she blows it in your mouth and smothers you at the same time...

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Kitchen tiles

>>677598809
well the problem is i love him...

>>677598552
Yes. I constantly have ideas about that. For no reason. And it turns me on.

>>677598004

What would you do if you married a man and started a family, and then later discovered that your husband was cheating on you with your own daughter?

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>>677598894

>>677598990
Yeah, I know, it's tough. At the same time, though, it's no fun living life feeling like you can't be yourself with the one you're closest to. And if you do manage to find someone who can treat you like the disobedient little twelve year old girl you are at heart, you'll find it so easy to fall head over heels in love all over again.

>>677598894
oh no not this again

>>677581747
i want to go to space oneday and look down upon earth and just feel how meaningless anything you do is. Id say if i set up a space program in this country it might be pretty easy.

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My fetish is tall women. Still trying to achieve.

want a 20is femanon for DD/lg play spankings and anal.... she needs to peg me from time to time as well not DDlg play for that.... also she needs stamina my last one quit/got sore before I got off. and I am 43 btw

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>>677581747
I really like a hairy pussy. The problem is only ugly girls have a hairy pussy. It's impossible to find in San Diego. They shave it because of the beach.

>>677600584
France my friend

>>677600650
I am going to travel in Europe in 3 months. Maybe dream come true?

I have an incest fetish. But it's not really so much an incest fetish in the way that I want to fuck a relative.
Sure I have some attractive cousins, but I would never fuck them. What really draws me to it is the thought of growing up with someone and just experimenting sexual with that person. Either from a young age or eventually experimenting.
If I had a step-sister I'd definitely fuck her. Also maybe if I had a twin too because twin sex.

>>677600789
and they are much more open sexually so unless you are amerifat chances are rather good

>>677600789
I went to France over the summer. It pretty much sucks unless you're rich. Not because it's super expensive, but because unless you have the money to stay in a nice place, you'll be stuck in a shit hole surrounded by shady fucks.

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>>677600931
I'm a skinny tall. But I have manly features and and outgoing personality. But, I'm told in Europe they don't like that kind of thing. I'll have to tone it down maybe.

>>677593950
>>677593950
Honestly for one reason or another I'll be talking to an anon online and it will come up and they're usually curious about trying, or I just make a thread. I'm always down to hypnotize anyone who's interested.

>>677601054
Well, I don't have a lot of money, I mostly couch surf and use airbnb, hotshowers. It's worked out so far in Canada, Bali Indonesia, Australia (Perth, Darwin) Mexico, and all over the US. Just haven't done the Europe thing yet. I'm used to a few shady characters. Is there absolutely nothing to do for cheap? I hear there women despise Americans. I am polite, and always friendly. I keep a suit, for semi formal occasions.

>>677581747
I would love to have a daughter, raise her, care for her, be a wonderful and loving father, and in her early teens, have her realize that she wants to grow up to be Daddy's wife. I would teach her about sex, show her how her young body can attain the utter heights of pleasure, and be the most perfect lover she could ever hope for.

Not tremendously realistic, given that the most important element would be that it would have to be what SHE wants, but you never know. Could happen.

I am bi and have a gay friend who is very subby. Sometimes when we're together, he takes control and tops and stuff.

I guess I really like it when a generally submissive person finds me attractive enough to be the dominant one and vice versa

>>677601551
Look up GSA

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Vore, furry and monster grills. Pretty much unavailable I guess

>>677601993
I was under the impression that GSA tends to only come into play when family members don't grow up together. My fantasy involves me raising my little girl from birth, and us having many years of an innocent, platonic, loving relationship before it transforms into something else.

>>677601512
Of you go to paris, do not stay Friend's hostel. I stayed there because it was the cheapest. Such trash. WiFi is like 10 euro for 3 hours and incredibly shitty. The area is about a mile away from the paris redlight district with and the moulon rouge or whatever. And its in the early stages of gentrification, but as soon as the sun went down that's when all the creatures come out. People try to steal your shit and sell you cigarette they smuggled in illegally. Plus side, it's right by a train metro station and if you smoke you can buy cheal Marlboros.

Imo fuck france. Go to Spain, or england, or Nederlands. Amsterdam, London and Barcelona were amazing. Im sure you can find some hairy pussy in the people zoos of Amasterdam

My kink is 90s vintage Italian porn, where the story takes place in the 30s or before so it's almost entirely filmed in black and white. It also has to involve amnesia, and a hospital scene. I found one movie that fits this description and it's the only thing I can get off to now.

>>677581747
be throatfucked and fucked like a bitch
probably not at all

>>677602431
That's oddly specific, link?

>>677602274
Thanks for the tip. So, Paris no go. But, is there anywhere in France worth going?

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>>677581747
same as you, tomboy short haired petite small tits and if possibly with frreckles

>>677602537
Fuck france, go to the netherlands instead

>>677602564
All my YES

>>677586326
hot

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Getting gangbanged by a bunch of transexuals, very achievable i've done it like 5 times.

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>>677586669
yep pretty rare or lesbians :/

>>677601512
>>677602274
Me again. Theres stuff to do for cheap, but it's relative cheap. Remember, the euro has more value than the usd. So it's only worth less than a handfull of currencies. Some people were nice, but most were just snobby when they saw I didn't speak french. Everyone in those other 3 places were friendly. I know a little spanish, but no dutch. The Dutch were even friendlier than the english.
As far as cheap things go, the free walking tours are great and a great way to meet people. Then there's sight seeing, but that a lot of shady people like to go there. It's probably the place I felt the least safe.

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>>677602581
Thank you based annon.
>>677602274

>>677588295
try lily cade

>>677602819
When do you go? I'll be in the netherlands in 10 days for 2-3 weeks if you wanna meet up. Amsterdam is the shit.

>>677602537
Well, i only went to paris. I heard the rest of France is way different than Paris as far as the people's attitudes and culture. I don't plan on testing that out anytime soon though. I guess I was just underwhelmed with it. I'm also more of a beer guy than a wine guy and don't really like french food.

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>>677602766
Thank you again annon if I missed you.

>>677602951
I was in france 3 times, always regretted it. I hate the culture and the language too. Paris is very overhyped and expensive af.

Am europoor not far away from it so I end up there sometimes. Now Netherlands, people are so friendly and nice. Love Amsterdam

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>>677593333
How has this man gone unchecked for so long checked my good sir

>>677581747
Having a wake and bake with a hippie girl.
Considering it's extremely tame for some of the things in this thread it's far from achievable as I live in the UK. Sad times. Anyone want to say roughly how achievable this is in Colorado?

>>677603180
It definitely is achievable in Amsterdam, heck I did it this year even. You should go there

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fisting. both giving and receiving.

fairly achievable, though I cant help but worry that being fisted anally too often could really end up with a wrecked hole.

>>677602951
Yeah the Dutch are super nice. Well unless they're in the business of sex then they're fake nice and shady.

>>677600584
Try Asian girls bud, Chinese gf doesn't shave because it's apparently bad luck

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>>677603180
Very. Prerequisites for finding a girl who will bake with you. Are as follows:
1) Have weed.
Congrats.
Having that accent with grant insta pussy.