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You have no power here

>>677578460
how can i best serve you?

Are you playing ski ball in New Jersey?

>>677578460
Approximately how much money?

does he know

>>677578677
Not using power, just talking to one of my old favorite races
>>677578700
Just be entertaining. That's why I gave humans the whole freewill and stuck them on a planet full of dangerous things to fuck with.

>First two people replied got dubs as they are my newest prophets

Give North Korea the balls to attack the south! I am tired of waiting!

>>677578460
Are you atheist?

>>677578769
New Jersey is the Devil's playground not mine

What's up with all the hos?

>>677578460
If you don't want us to fuck little girls, why did you make them so hot?

>>677578930
As much as I need to do what I want

>>677578460
What is the purpose of life?
Also, could I get some winning lottery numbers for tomorrow?

>>677578990
Nope, he needs it spelled out to him

>>677579161
I call bullshit. If you were God, you would have gotten the Dogma reference fucktard.

>>677579104
Last time I tried giving Asian men balls, you took out 2 cities and created anime, so no

>>677579325
do you know who i am and love me

>>677579143
I believe in myself so much I have a godcomplex, so no

>>677578460
At this point, why do you care? If you truly wanted to do great works, I would say tear it all down and start again. The way this round has turned out seems to be your loss.

>>677578460
Did you see me fapping yesterday morn? What a fuckin jizz-splosion huh? Been saving up for that finale....

>>677579459
But wouldn't it be entertaining to watch the US beats its high score in Japan!

>>677579203
I actually don't care what you stick your dick in. Some of my favorite humans were ones sticking their dicks in things they probably shouldn't have

Why wouldn't you just take the form of a bird and go around observing sutff? They have wings you know and can FLY. I see no reason to go into a crappy human body.

>>677579285
To not be boring for me to watch.
So many lotteries I don't even try to follow them anymore

>>677579203
Zeus here, didn't make them hot, made you think they are so your friends and family will hate you.

>>677579460
Steve? Is that you? I told you keep our love on the down low

Satan here, do the retards still think we are enemies?

>>677579405
I got the dogma reference and was raising you a Trump reference

Is there really such thing as moralities?

>>677579628
I never cared, heaven gets boring, so I made universes to help pass the eternities

>>677578460
Bro, I want to date this girl but she says it might not work out because I'm not religious.
Can you help a creation out and send her like, a message in her dreams or whatever and let her know it's fine?
Thanks in advance.

>>677579987
nope

>>677579662
That's like shooting fish in a barrel with a shotgun, go big or go home for my blessing America

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>>677578460
Why has this forsaken us

>>677579764
I take forms of all my mortal creations. I'm human now because I'm just feeling nostalgia for humans at the moment

>>677580239
Nope, it was a side effect from free will

>>677580040
Satan in the house, now its a party. How's hell my favorite creation?

Did I leave the stove on?

>>677580274
Last time I tried something like that, bitch got pregnant and blamed the kid on me

>>677580316
Then, I was probably drunk and just wanted that booty, but I'll give you a heaven VIP pass

>>677580840
Hitler? Is that you? Because if it is, you left the stove on but you aren't done cooking

Anymore questions for the creator?

>>677581436
are you slowly erasing people

Whats the real age of consent?

how drunk where you when you invented niggers

>>677581436
This >>677580541
?????

>>677581533
No, but I'll have to send a new plague soon. Never thought this planet would get so many humans with how crazy and suicidal I made you people

>>677581626
There's no set age, I'll approve of anything consensual 2.5 years into puberty

>>677578460
why Australia?

Why THE FUCK Australia? Literally the whole Australia, why?

>>677580955
8/8 bible reference m8

>>677578930
About tree fidd. Not OP, just feel this question needs answering

OP, do you like memes?

>>677581943
whats with the flying black horse in Saudi Arabia, is this the end. Also can i be safe from the plague.

>>677581907
Wasn't, just wanted to see what would happen if I made humans different colors

>>677582597
Well, what happened?

>>677581933
Based on the picture, I don't know if you mean thou as in me, or this like you typed meaning the things in the picture, you'll have to clarify

>>677582092
Hey, I put most of the deadly animals on a continent, that was an island, all on its own. Then nignogs floated there. Then white people saw the nignogs there and though 'prison.' So that's on you guys, not me

>>677583055
I.., huh. Good point. Fair enough.

>>677582289
Memes are the main reason I kept this planet past 2002. Was going to use the big Y2K thing to build suspense, then bam! 2 years later, but got back into humans like an old show

>>677578460
I don't believe YOU are God. If you REALLY ARE God... tell me my first name..........

>>677582386
Everything I give flight to is white, then whites share it, so I had nothing to do with that horse. Flip a coin, if it comes up right you're safe, otherwise you're patient 0

>>677582773
Thou

I'm sorry it was a typo, now

Explain my lord

>>677582597
Wars and laughs, then a sort of global peace attempt which is hilarious

>>677583444
Trips aren't enough to get my attention for me to learn your name. There are 7 billion of you things in just this universe, you need quads for me to notice your name

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>>677583961
You let me down, God.
>5 Points from Gryffindor!

>>677583526
I never forsake you, I gave you Hitler. You guys forsake me by allowing this to happen with the free will I created you with. Take up arms, do me proud, and I will be with ye again

>>677578460
ur Facebook turned into sjw bullshit

>>677584372
Shut up Alex.I took Alan Rickman because my HP fanfic needed him

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>>677584430
But I'm Native American, in my culture,we have someone else (a.k.a. the creator) are you the same person?

>>677584624
I made one female angel and put her in charge of death, and one trap angel, the rest were all straight guys. And still Facebook is the gayest thing in creation, so I never had one