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Penis Score Thread
>Hair-
>Unshaven:-5
>Trimmed:0
>Shaven:+5

>Curve-
>Large curve:-5
>Straight :0
>Slight curve:+5

>"Grower" or "Shower"-
>Grower:0
>Shower:+5

>Hygiene (how often you bathe)-
>once a week:-50
>every couple of days:-25
>every other day:-10
>every day:+5

>size-
>tiny (0-2 in.):-50
>small (3-5 in.):-25
>average (6-7 in.):0
>big (8-10 in.):+25
>huge (11-12 in.):+50

>foreskin-
>cut:-10
>restored (or in process of restoration):0
>uncut:+10

>ethnicity
>indian/pakistani:-50
>asian:-25
>hispanic:0
>white:+25
>black:+50

>any deformities, -5 per deformity

>STDs-
>can't be cured:-100
>can be cured:-50

Well how did you score? Got a 30 myself
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>Shaven
>Slight Curve
>Grower
>every day
>size 6.6
>uncut
>white
50. Not bad
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-20. Fuck why - 50 if Indian?
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>>677577986
rip hamish
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>>677577986
Sorry m8. Indians just make a girls puss dry right up. BTW pretty sure it's India Indian not native American indian. Just in case you didn't know
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>>677578230
It's still - 20 fucker
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>>677577636
75
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>>677577636
How the fuck is 6-7 average
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>>677578478
>someone withat less than 6 in. detected
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>>677578478
This lmao
Average is like 5.5
Also im 7.5 and it's not even up there but whatever
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>>677577636
that awkward moment were its physically impossible to be a true shower so no one can claim that +5
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>>677578727
Dude. No its not. My cock is literally like 6 soft. Only thing is when I get hard it doesn't grow much. Maybe to 7
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Scored 60 & only got points taken off for being cut. OP is biased af, have fun with your stank ass cheese and nasty foreskin
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>>677579136
It's correct though. It's a negative...
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>>677579296
Lol not for any girl I've ever known. You're fooling yourself
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>>677579296
Why being an Indian is a negative, I know most of the us smell and shit. But I don't smell and very close to white skin color.
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>>677579641
You are American? It's probably cause they don't know better
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25. Could be better
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>>677579776
Nah, face it buddy. You're at least slightly insecure about it and it's obvious. We'd make fun of people like you in the locker room.
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>>677577636
>Average 6-7 in.
Anon, pls
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Being uncut just looks fucking uncomfortable. Not to mention that it's disgusting.
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>>677580099

>projecting this hard
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>>677579711

>be me
>half indian
>half ukrainian
>light brown skin
>brain of an indian
>attractiveness of a european
>only fuck white girls
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Slight Curve
Every Day
Uncut
White

45 points wooo
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>>677580427
>being uncut shit tier
>knows he's wrong so he changes subject
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>>677578478
>>677577636
I honestly have no fucking idea what average is, but this is 4chan and its filled with trap loving faggots so I'm sure they've seen plenty o dick in their lives so they probably would be the one to know what average is.
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>>677579711
Never met a girl who was into Indian men. Always the opposite tbh. Most kind of view them as the creepy guys who add them on Facebook and message them all the time and shit. And I'm not the OP but I'd assume that if you can pass as another ethnicity you can probably award yourself the points
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>>677579641
>your're fooling yourself

no really you're fooling yourself for sure
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90 ... Ok
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>>677580915
Hey guys, let's play spot the uncut
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>>677580789
It's true though. That's why you didn't answer if you're American. Face it the girls you get with wouldn't know better. It feels better for both genders. And if you bathe daily there is no issue with stench
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so leaving the basement once in a while automatically makes someone a trap lover? k
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>>677580975
Damn. Let's see this god tier dick
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>>677577636
-65pts here
b-but 5" is average for asians...
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>>677581185
Kek so what was your low score
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>>677581185
NO YOU!
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>>677581088
>using prejudicial nationalism in an argument over circumcision
>no correlation
>???

Also you think if you blindfolded a girl and fucked her she'd be able to tell the difference? Really? Because that's what you just said. If anything girls prefer cut because they tend to last longer. I'm not missing out on anything and the girls love it. Fairly certain you've seen a vagina maybe once or twice in your life.
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>>677577636
>Unshaven
>Slight curve
>Grower
>Every couple of days
>Big (it's actually somewhere between 7 and 8 inches, but that's not an option, and I have measured it to be 8.2 inches once...)
>Uncut
>White
>No deformities
>No STDs

+35 total. I'm happy.
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>>677581628
No correlation? Are you fucking kidding me? Alot of you American men are circumsized yes? So there is a good chance that she wouldn't know what it's like because all the guys she would have been with would have been circumsized.
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>>677577636
>+50 if nigger
>>out
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>>677577636
>Trimmed
>Slight Curve
>"Grower"
>every day
>big
>uncut
>native american (technically black)
>no deformities or stds

95
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>>677582238
Damn that's nice. You're soft here? I'd say you are a shower if so
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>>677581955
"What it's like". How is it ANY different for the female? Except your shit looks weird and smells disgusting after 24 hours. Lmaooooo
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>>677582380
90% semi going towards full erect. It just hangs and doesn't have the upwards curve that seems to be the standard these days. I have a downward curve.
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>>677581203
top kek
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>>677582460
You serious? Uncut cocks look great our heads aren't as dried out. And that being said that's how it makes it feel better. Our cocks help it slide in easier. And you keep going back to the smell. IF YOU BATHE IT DOESN'T STINK. And guess what. If you don't bathe it doesn't matter if you are cut or uncut. You will have a smell
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>>677582238
>literally my dick
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>>677583025
>being this mad
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>>677581698
*not sure if you'd call it a deformity, but I do have a burned/dead nerve/vien in my foreskin.
so total is 30, actually.
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>>677583239
>doesn't have anything else to say

That's what I thought fag. Don't worry though. You can get your points back when you start restoring your foreskin apparently
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>>677583336
Wtf? Is it noticeable?
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>>677581955
>Alot of you American men are circumsized
varies greatly in different regions/demographics but over all circ rate is noticeably falling nationally, dramatically in some areas. where i live circ rate is about 50%
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40

>7 in.
>cut
>slight curve
>been tugging skin every day to restore foreskin
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>>677583510
Not really. just a thin darkish line running from the last inch and a half of my dick to the end of my foreskin. If you looked for it you could find it, but I doubt anyone would notice off the bat.
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>>677583565
Ahh. Well that's good to hear tbh. But the point still stands. It's very likely a American girl would have never been with an uncut man
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>>677583876
Ohhh. Does it feel weird or anything?
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>>677583565
Yes, however the current generations, the ones that are actively fucking, are mostly circumcised in most regions.
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>>677580852
Hahaha fucking true you gay cunts.

BTW I scored 35
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>>677583239
> Loses argument
> Other party is 'mad'
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>>677583457
Thanks for wasting a good half hour of your life taking the bait, bud.
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>>677577636
>black:+50
how would this not subtract points? there's not one human on the planet that would prefer a black dick over any other dick of equal size
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>>677583958
I mean, it's a little hard... but no, it doesn't feel like anything to me; pretty sure it's a dead nerve.
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>>677584019
>implying I was truly arguing for the sake of my "party" when truly it was an elaborate ruse because I enjoy starting text fights on Internet image boards in the early hours of the morning. Also I'm gonna go ahead and call samefag.
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>>677577636
Trimmed: 0
Slight Curve: 5
Grower: 5
Everyday: 10
Average: 10
Cut (fuck you, I'm not taking points off for this): 10
White: 35
No deformities: 35
No STD's: 35
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>>677584109
>it was bait
>i..I was only pretending to be retarded

K then
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I'd love to see what kind of neckbeard virgin came up with this
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50
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>>677584305
> Loses argument
> Other party was being 'baited'
> Doesn't understand meaning of word party
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>>677577636
55
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>>677577636
>Trimmed (sometimes shaven) 0/+5
>Straight 0
>Grower 0
>Every other day (Or every day, depending on activities) 0/+5
>Exactly 6.0inch 0/+25 (Although, the global average has been proven 5.5, this misinformation meme is really getting annoying. But I guess that's the point.)
>Cut -10
>White +25
>No deformities
>STDs Not sure what this is asking. If I have any? Asking me if I think it can be cured? Anyway, I have none.

Score: Between 15 or 50.
The scoring system made by the OP really sucked IMO. A lot of dumb biased shit.
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>>677584374
>retarded
??
How so? We're literally arguing about dicks. Do you not understand the concept of baiting?
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>trimmed
>slight curve
>grower
>everyday
>average
>uncut
>white

45
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>>677584366
So 25, than.
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>>677584705
35 will do.
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>>677584565
Explain how I misused the word. Also, is it really that unbelievable that someone on /b/ likes to talk shit for fun? Really? I could go on. I mean, I still am, and you're still replying.
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>>677584672
>my posts were bait just because we were talking about dicks

This is why you are dumb. If that's the case you kept falling for my bait as well.
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>>677584011
overall nationally today, using age 16 as age of being sexually active, is estimated about only 60-65% are cut.
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>>677584957
How would I be falling for your bait if I was the one who initiated the argument? Ah, you see, I enjoy every bit of this. I cannot be baited. I do not measure my success by whether or not I have enough of a fuck to continue arguing some random ass point until I win, but instead with both the nature of and the number of reactions and responses I receive.
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>>677585240
He mad.
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>>677577636
>shaven
>slight curve
>grower
>every day
>average (although, on a tape measurer, its 7 inch, but with a ruler its 17cm? Dunno)
>uncut
>White
>clean (dunno what points)
50 points
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>>677585240
What if I was baiting this whole time as well and am actually a cut American male?
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Trimmed
Slight curve
Grower
Every day
6.1
Uncut
White

45
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>>677585486
7 inches = 17.78 cm
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20. Dick is average (7 inch)
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>>677585535
>>677585535
Highly unlikely you would start a thread that takes points off for being circumcised with the sole intention of hoping someone calls OP out for it, when in actuality you're cut and American. Also I can tell with your slightly awkward English and the fact that you're on this late suggests you're in a time zone that is not in America.
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REGENERATE YOUR FORESKIN WITH FOREGEN PEOPLE
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>>677584838
It certainly would, but it's not the case, at least according to this.
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>>677577636
so biased, still got 40 though. dat white ethnicity bonus. OP is (unsurprisingly) a faggot
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