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>>677577656
wow what happened to this guy?
>>677577656
Maryjuana
no even half-once
>>677578156
Tried to fuck a lawn mower
>>677578156
most likely shrapnel
>>677577054
>E
parasite
>>677578156
looks like rats
>>677577792
spiders?
>>677578915
OH SHIT!
What happened to Sinbad? Did he died?
>>677577136
come fishing they said
its relaxing they said
>>677578915
Bombed the black right out of the little nigger
>>677578156
white phosphorous
>>677578791
>>677578955
>>677579609
I hope it was just shrapnel.
rats would suck.
white phosphorus... nope
>>677577041
Too much Taco Bell
>>677578915
I heard in the news last year that people in africa were kidnpping albino black people and removing their limbs to sell on the black market. Sometimes the albinos own parents.
>>677579609
No
No tissue is burnt or cauterized at the seams
Ex-GF knifed this poor bastard
>>677580477
Bullshit.
Parents keeping their own child(ren) is kidkeeping, not kidnapping
Stupid
>>677580669
I always thought kids napping helped them be less cranky..
>>677580669
it's actually not bullshit... the UN has issued reports about it. it's well documented. People pay money for the body parts of black albinos for rituals. google it bro.
>>677577041
Probably a dentist changing teeth.
No more brushing /whitening needed
>>677577656
this nigga in such bad shape his dick breathing through a straw
I am now unleashing more 'NO'
What Prison Rape actually looks like
Meanwhile, in North Korea...
>>677583567
holy fuck...
Mr Machete was here.
>>677583567
fuck that, im way too feminine, I'm an easy target.
Dogs in mainland China being boiled alive to produce adrenaline as they die.
The Chinese claim it makes the meat more tender and falsely claim there are health benefits. The urine expelled into the water as the dogs die is also sold as a soup. There's a horrific version using cats (the same pictures exist) where "Cat Pee Soup" is produced by boiling cats alive and the resulting "soup" is sold. The Chinese claim that there are herbal benefits but given a chance, I'd boil every fucking Chink that has ever eaten or prepared such dishes.
>>677583567
is that for real?
What getting "Glassed" is actually all about.
>>677577792
NOPE
>>677576394
oldboy movie uncensored
Death by 'battery acid' consumption.
>>677584640
kek
When abdominal surgery doesn't heal
>>677580669
Lol no not kid keeping. The parents would get someone to kidnap their child and probaably split on the gains
Giving birth? Congratulations!
Baby's foot rupturing the thin wall between the vaginal canal and the lower colon so it can stick out of the rectum? Not so nice.
>>677583288
>straw
Thats a catheter you idiot
Excessive masturbation triggered this "Blood Penis" although the situation was likely to have been enhanced by the victim's high blood pressure.
When psychos use Power Tools on other people to gather information.
>>677584582
>herbal
>>677576664
I did that to my thumb about a month ago. Healed up great.
>>677580473
get out of here kevin
Fatal Ingestion of Hydrochloric Acid
Everyone's favorite.
>>677584909
What the actual fuck.
How horrifying.
>>677586751
It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled. It was spoiled.
>Is what I tell myself huddled in the corner.
>>677578156
Nerve gas
An actual picture of JFK's body. It was taken as the Coroner was preparing his notes and leaked only a few years ago. No, this is not a film prop. And it shows just how catastrophic his injuries were and what his poor wife saw as she turned to face him during the shooting.
>>677586226
Kek
Everyone at the front of this fence is about to die (crushed and asphyxiated).
>>677583288
Kek and checked
Genital warts (HPV). The disease can't be cured. And the warts themselves can only be destroyed with a specific type of laser. This fine fellow thought it might go away. As you can see, it didn't. Possibly the third most common STI in the world today.
And this is the same disease (HPV) - only this guy was smart enough to use a condom. As you can see here, the skin-to-skin contact was enough to infect the soft tissue that wasn't covered in Latex.
I'd do the same to anyone else that did this to these poor critters.
>>677587958
im impressed that he managed to shave with those things in the way.
>>677585215
sauce?
HPV
>>677585215
Wtf she smiling bout?
>>677583802
On a real note, that's pretty fucked up. They're eating their fellow soldier for shits and giggles. Someone who helped defend their position, and instead of dying a hero, or with dignity, he's reduced to some shitty gag where they poke at his brain for shits & giggles. Fuck those two gooks.
>>677586814
How does this happen?
>>677589254
It's probably from getting his hand drawn into a salami slicer although this looks more like a spiral blade from a mincer was involved. This would account for the close, evenly-spaced slicing.
>>677589089
you don't understand heir culture
they'll eat him, so he is with them for ever
>>677576394
no wtf :(
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Thats from the HBO series The Pacific. The scene where snafu throws stone in the japs head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZ2CiACbmM
>>677577054
No no no no no no no no no no no no no
ABSOLUTLY NOT PLEASE NO GOD NO!
>>677588946
>>677590178
I have more of those hairy eye tumors. You want more?
>>677586186
>2016
>not using power tools
>>677583288
10/10
>>677590182
there we meat again
>>677585539
dont be a stupid fuck
>>677585502
That baby's coming out backwards. They need to kill it ifn it ain't ded yet
>>677583802
>Type 92, Japanese WWII gear
That has to be from 'The Pacific'
Everyone GET TUMORS!!!!
<audience screams excitedly>
>>677588617
Carbuncle did not cast Reflect fast enough
"Turkish Revenge" : The act of stabbing a man in the ass with a knife. The healing process is tremendously slow due to the fatty cells in the buttocks. Infection is highly likely as a result.
>>677576394
no but in all seriousness this is the best thread ive ever witnessed. thanks for the mental scarring guise!
>>677586751
edgy ass faggot
>>677583802
Story?
>>677584640
Oh hell no. I thought this was a myth. Story?
>>677588385
Shit nigga, I'd boil me some dog/cat too if it was legal here.
Nobody gives a fuck when you boil crab/lobster? But shit, because that bitch has fur, it matters?
>>677590332
I think I'm actually going to vomit from those! I can look at literally anything but those.
I've literally watched a man get his head cut off, then people play basketball with it.
But that right there, hair out of the eyes... I won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>677586751
I will find you, I will rape you and I will kill you, you fucking monster.
Bitten by his pet lizard. It was either a Banded Iguana or an Australian Goanna (Monitor Lizard)... I don't quite remember.
>>677584582
Id eat the shit out of boiled dog, not even chinese its a meat go fuck yourself if you think otherwise fucking nigger
>>677590805
It's not the fur, it's society labeling them as pets and friends. Crabs and lobsters don't have the brain function to feel pain either. They literally don't know it's killing them.
>>677586751
can a mod ban this person?
>This thread
reaction images cannot express
>>677590213
File name
>>677576596
Canadas 2 weeks of summer.
>>677589089
It's from a movie, newfag.
I shall call him "Ticker"
>>677584909
This is pretty cool
>>677587124
I'm still calling fake
>>677591275
what movie then?
>>677589879
whatever man, pussy is still pussy id eat that with a side of clams
Don't use Binoculars to view the eclipse.
>>677586192
That's actually pretty nifty
>>677590182
story?
>>677591142
it eats half of its head before it even starts to fucking stop stuggling
jesus fucking shit fuck god damn fucking shit
>>677585979
bullshit i was in that thread.
Throat slit with a hockey skate
>>677591582
I don't like this
>>677591581
I'm gonna go with reconstructive surgery after weight loss. The cuts look like have been infected or tool where not sanitized properly
>>677590073
It's just a little taco bell what could go wrong?!
>>677591637
what was it?
>>677584582
goddamn gooks. fucking alien hybrid human scum need to be wiped off the face of the earth along with all sand nigger mudslimes.
More HPV?
>>677591776
If not fake, probably retrograde ejaculation.
>>677584909
Cool
Even more HPV?
>>677592236
Oh shit. Never seen that one before
>>677591685
I think he lived when his coach ran and put pressure on this throat. Right?
>>677589089
>implying that fighting for your country is honorable and heroic
>>677591776
a guy had a piercing done on his dick and decided to fap instead ripping it. i wish i had more pics that's the only one i saved.
>>677592345
Because we all know a band aid makes everything better.
>>677592345
> Band-aid
He was probably trying to cover up the gross part
The arm of an Emo "Cutter". Seriously.
>>677592545
#cutforbeiber
>>677590661
Hope he got to keep the knife
>>677592545
Good stash spot
Another Emo "Cutter"
And now it's time for some soup...
>>677592755
>>677592545
why are you putting quotations around cutter fggt?
wow one of the best threads ive been on in a fat minute, gg 10/10 bump
Yeah best thread in long time. Alot pics ive never seen before.
Emo "Cutter" bullshittery.
Good ass thread.
BUMP
>>677592878
>why are you putting quotations around cutter fggt?
Because that's the term used to describe them. Hence the quotation marks being appropriately applied.
this thread is giving me physical pains
but +1 op for actually being original
I think we forgot something: Herpes
>>677591368
The Pacific. Don't remember enough if the other two are shopped in, or if it was in the movie. Remember another scene with the body featuring Americans.
>>677590073
How this man not leave footprints? Was he floating when his ass exploded?
Don't forget Hemorrhoids!
HPV
>>677589089
thats from the HBO series The Pacific you fucking autist.
>>677587958
Shit I have a couple small ones
>>677593454
Enough with the HPV. It's becoming stale
>>677590782
Is there anymore of this? I want them worms squeezed out
>>677593541
kek
>>677590661
The one on the left knows what's up.
>>677587124
Oh come on. No crotch shot?
>>677593944
>inb4 he gets stuck & dies there
>>677577792
What is this????
>>677594037
How do you miss that?
Also rip future kids
>>677576664
That is legitimately the shit I've seen in my dreams; I've had dreams where the skin of my thumb isn't attached and comes right off, I panicked and tried to put it back on and it wouldn't heal...
>>677585215
oof, been there done that. scare looks like a vagina.
>>677592545
Anybody know what happened to acoldnessinmyheart. Thats some the most messed up shit out there cause its all self inflicted.
>>677594496
she's been absent.... for years. one can only assume the worst :(
>>677590332
Eye stuff always makes my cringe
>>677593140
But they actually cut so quoting cutter is more like saying their the pussies scratching themselves. That bitch is a hardcore cutter
>>677577792
jews did it
>>677594562
Do not want. How would he get the worm out?
>>677587124
Wasn't there supposed to be a new release of more JFK related documents soon, like in a couple years or something?
should I get checked if I as at a party and boned the house owner? The reason I ask is I went to eat her out and she didn't let me for some reason....after seeing all of this.....im kinda scared...I don't have any bumps or anything, kinda burns when I pee, but I might be dehydrated. Estimated time of this happening, about a month and a half ago...
>>677593022
how does it not always pour blood when it's that red?
>>677578156
Jews
>>677594927
get it checked as soon as possible faggot, if you did get something you want to get meds as soon as possible. If you wait until you're sure, then it will be too late to get rid of it.
Fishfood
>>677592236
Should I feel bad for laughing?
>>677577656
deadpool that you?
Someone asked for more maggots earlier?
>>677595207
>little piggy made it to market
Oh... THAT girl...
>>677594927
Hpv could be a good thing. It might get you some lenght or girth gains from.
keep you dick in a mold and let it fill
>>677591581
>>677591751
Liposuction with tools that weren't sterilized properly.
>>677586814
How the FUCK do you even go about fixing that?
Looks like an electrical accident.
>>677595390
did you just ask for another "cumshot"?
>>677595381
Seriously she is like a silent hill creature. I feel bad but for a long time i wanted to know more about her and why. She dead now though which is too bad
>>677595526
when u forget bout the meat on the bbq
>>677595293
i was eating cereal goddamnit
>>677577054
How do you not rip those out
>MFW I go through this thread
Come to the Bahamas, they said...
>>677577792
Naevus comedonicus
>>677595526
>>677595672
actually backstoy about someon women who was bit by some south american sanke or some shit and was never treated
>>677583464
Sea Urchin
That shit sux
>>677579094
>>677594026
My guess is bot flies
>>677595850
snake* lolol
>>677595850
when u forget bout the meat on the bbq
>>677584582
we boil lobsters and crabs alive. it's the same shit, they just aren't cute so you don't care. faggot.
granted, drinking pee soup is pretty gross, if that's even true.
>>677594350
that reminds me of that anon who sticks dozens of needles to his balls before he finally passed out. I was in that thread but I didn't save the pic. Anyone has it?
>>677594562
There is only a few things I can't stand, and that's when shit happens with penises and eyes
>>677596032
they don't feel pain like mammals do, nor do they have the same advanced cognitive function
>being this autistic
>>677586814
Meat grinder?
>>677577656
at least he have his dick
>>677595526
here we go found it:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2804722/Girl-s-leg-shrivels-turns-BLACK-snake-bite-causes-leg-rot-away.html
>>677595245
>I think I've made a horrible mistake
That was a good thread
>>677578156
advanced ghoulification.
what ya lookin' at smoothskin?
>>677590440
I think it could be from "flags of our fathers" but you might be right, i remember people taking turns throwing rocks into his head or water was dripping into it
>>677596123
>they don't feel pain like mammals do, nor do they have the same advanced cognitive function
This was disproved in 2014. It turns out that crabs, octopus and several other invertebrates feel pain in a way that is identical to nerve induction. So yes, it's fucking cruel to boil them alive.
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/do-crabs-feel-pain
>>677584582
>implying asshole cat torture is worse than mans best friend dog torture
>>677595681
You got this far down the thread, and this Shit is what gets you?
Kek
Getting smacked in the mouth with braces on is always a bad idea
>>677594350
but y tho?
>>677594020
lol, he did actually. he made it really far down though.
i don't have the proof. just look it up somehow.
>>677596573
goddamn, that's a big ass straw
>>677584582
This shit gives me legit horrors. Slowly being tortured to death for better taste, my fucking god I hate those gooks.
Just looking into those eyes tells everything.
>>677580477
The black market?
>surely you mean the white market.
>albino niggers technically aren't black
>>677590805
Are you honestly this stupid?
>>677595760
>underwater rescue unit
probably doesn't bode well for the underwater rescue unit retrieving him.
>>677591414
Is that the actual story?
>>677595664
she died? killed herself or what?
>>677584640
Jesus christ, what happened to her? Source?
>>677586297
I am oldfag and I'm with this guy personally. But if we stop now, things will only exacerbate
>>677596601
Cats are much smarter than dogs. They have a larger vocabulary as well (800x) compared to dogs. Dog owners are also statistically less intelligent than cat owners. So yes, that would be worse.
>>677586192
this is why i think transgender people are fucking insane
>>677596123
>>677596573
oh good. someone already ass blasted you for me.
>>677586751
DELETE THIS
>>677597264
>Dog owners are also statistically less intelligent than cat owners
until old age, when cat owners are statistically more senile than dog owners cause cats mastered biowarfare and waiting a lifetime for the perfect 'fuck you, human'
>>677584582
well, pretty much most chinese are psychopaths.
they smile at you one second and the next they cut out your organs.
these are the "ethics" that come to be if you mix the worst aspects of communism and capitalism.
>>677588530
>the ramifications
>>677590182
i came
i saw
i came again
>>677576664
God I hate doing that
>>677592236
Dinner's ready
my fav
>>677590182
Wtf is that
>>677591777
First wipe out the right-wing, religious, racist, white trash, and feminists.
>>677597468
honestly, in a different socioeconomical situation, eating animals that are considered as pets, like dogs or cats are acceptable. The chinese works on a low wages and most of them can only afford vegetables for dinner if they can even afford eating once a day. on coincidence there's a large abundance of stray dogs and cats running around the street. I'd say if you could add meat to your plate, rather than just bland boiled veggies, they'll do what's necessary.
>>677596720
That kind of looks like they were put on after the damage was done. I had something similar done to me with a canine that was way high up. It pulls it back into position.
Actually after looking at it more, the bands are pulled off of it and theres much more blood on the outside of the mouth. That must have been one fucking big hit.
>>677576740
goddamn, how'd that happen
>>677596794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAY-t32vyds
>>677591189
I hate ticks
>>677590666
Nice trips and the scaring is deal
>>677597830
Fuck off you nigger-loving poofter
