>>677567678
k

>>677567678
Cont.

>>677567678
Continue please

>>677567678
Forgot to put incest thread in OP, fuck

>She asks if playstation is hers because she knows I don't like games
>I respond no, it is mine. you couldn't keep shitblings away from it anyway
>she agrees this is true
>She asks when im going to set it up so we can play, and what games i got
>I really don't fucking remember what games i got and now its bugging me
>I just asked the sales person for the most popular games, and ones that could be played with others
>I know there was a zombie one, and a call of duty. Fuck if i can remember which ones, or what other games I got
>I got some single player games too, again no idea what games they were
>give her the bag with the games in it and tell her to tell me what she thinks of them
>I do remember that I bought a couple of shit games, according to her
>She gets really excited about others
>I guess I did fairly well considering i was game illiterate, and still am mostly
>Set up the game on my newish tv that I got for my bday
>actually, this was a large part of my reasonng at the time
>ps3 has bluray player, i have 1080 tv

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>>677567678

come on nigger

>>677569495

>I set up the game while she excitedly hovers around me, talking excitedly about how much fun were going to have
>finally it's set up and ready to go
>I get in my 'movie chair'
>sis pulls beanbag right next to me and plops down
>she had picked out one of the games, it was some kind of fighting game
>we play some fights and she asks why I stopped hanging around her
>I tell her that I stopped needing to protect her so much when shitblings got beat up a lot
>they basically stopped fucking around so much
>She asks if i never really liked her, was i only protecting her because she wasn't a 'fighter'
>I say of course not, i just thought she didn't need protection anymore, and I had been taking advanced classes and making a lot of friends that were monopolizing my time
>she asks if i mean like the game
>i explain to her what a monopoly is
>hnnng i love teaching, she is smart and understands my explanation, more hearts from me
>I can't believe I almost forgot about my adorable little sister
>Maybe I can have a nice relationship with one of my siblings!
>she says she understands my situation, but still acts pouty for a bit while we continue to fight
>we played that game for probably 6 hours without much conversation besides what i already said and general shittalk and strategy
>parents are home and dinner is done, afterwards it's bedtime
>parents always worked late so dinner was usually 9 or 10 pm

keep this shit bumped so i can cunt

Underage newfag mods gonna get you

When will they learn? You need to have this shit prewritten OP.

>>677567678
>I'm pretty sure her entire wardrobe came from HotTopic
>hot topic
column is that you?

Want to see where this is going.

Bumpin for moar.

>>677571726
it is written in the OP manual "how to be a fagott" that you should never pre type stories

Gotta boomp

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>>677567678

Recently started sexting my sister too lazy to type out though

>>677572856
Dun diddley

>>677572856
post screenshots dummy

>>677573006
There's this thing called Snapchat where I was too fucking stupid and didnt take screenshots

Bumping for OP don't let me down!

>>677571251

>saturday is here and parents out with friends as usual
>little sis jumps in my bed talking about vidya
>i tell her to fuck off, i'm sleeping
>she is moving around a lot and wont shut up, basically just trying to wake me up
>grap her and kind of bearhug her, tell her if she doesn't stop i wont let her play games
>Fall back asleep
>wake up about an hour or so later
>sis still in bear hug, she fell asleep too
>I really, really forgot how adorable she is
>I go to make some scrambled eggs
>thank god fat fucks not around, they would have taken all my eggs
>Go back to room with big plate of eggs, >decide to put in shooting game and try it out
>turns out im shit at cod (i think it was cod)
>sis wakes up, very fast too. She is extra excited that I'm playing the game
>I offer her the rest of my eggs
>I practice a bit more while she eats
>She tells me about multiplayer mode, and direct me to setting it up
>I do so
>she is finished with her eggs by now, and we start a thing
>we play that for a while, but I am getting bored
>I am not good with games, and the controller doesn't really fit in my hands
>tell sis that I'm a bit bored but she can continue with whatever
>She puts in a different game and starts playing while I grab a novel from my bookcase and get to reading
>sis makes smalltalk about her game, and occasional exclamations when she beat something or died or whatever
>fucking immersed in my book and making non committal responses to her
>time for me to use toilet, go to do so

>>677571881
No, but my sis was 12 when this started, and column's story actually inspired me to divulge this story, due to being so similar

>>677572303
Can confirm, I am OP, OP is a fag, and I've got to do things by the book here.

>>677573793
op what should we call you if thread dies?

Don't let it die pls

>>677574074
>starlord

Don't die on me dammit

>>677574214
got it faglord right?

>>677573793
Ilikewherethisisgoing.jpg

Bumpity

bumping your shit

furiously bumping

I <3 OP!

bumpsturbating over here

>>677573793
Bump for great wincest

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>>677573285
Got more pics though

Bamp

>>677567678
what's going on in this thread?

>>677573793

>get back from toilet
>sis is in my chair
>my fucking 'movie chair'
>this chair was really comfortable
>I never let anybody use it
>fucking ever
>this bitch
>tell her to get up, nobody uses my chair
>she acts focused on game, tells me to sit somewhere else
>oh hell no sis, that's my chair, its my room, you're playing my game
>she starts to argue back but I'm not having her shit
>Pick her up and sit my self on my throne
>She huffs and says fine, be that way
>this little bitch
>she sits on my lap
>I almost get pissed
>but my cute little sis has a mushy enough ass, and a light enough weight that she isn't uncomfortable on my lap
>I'm a bit surprised at this realization, as she looks skinny enough to have a bony ass
>guess all that running she is doing is going to pay off for some guy someday
>Get back to reading my novel

>>677574074
Whatever you want, starlord is fine. I almost belair'd you guys, but decided against it due to the apparent support.

bump for great justice

Cont

>>677575318
>belair'd

fucking spat my milk all over the place.

>>677575318
faglord it is then

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Bump

Ump

Twitch

Damn just when I was about to sleep, there's two threads up. Continue the story, faglord.

>>677575256
That's what i want to know too.

I skimmed over that op and couldn't make much sense of it


Also, whos vagina is that a couple posts up?

>>677575318
Holy hell are incestuous little gamer sisters this common or just the world a tiny placer? So alike column's that it surprises it's not a ripoff
>not that my Boner complains

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bump

faglord hurry up

Type faster mate

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bormp

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bumpers

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Twitch
>>677575895
Correction, make that one thread, the other incest thread sucked.

P.S. I won't post anything from collection (png), it's just an example what I'll update to the Drive.

Also link to those whom don't have it.
https://drive google.com/folderview?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVc1ZaQ0FvZkI3cjQ&usp=sharing

Continúa idiota qiiero dormir

Should probably pre-type in the future, but bump none the less

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oh my porridge pie

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Have a kek.

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>>677576388
>>677576599

checked

>>677576676
4 murica

>>677575318
Damnit OP better not make us walk the dinosaur

Op gonna cont?

>>677575318
>sisters ass is very comfortable
>slowly start to rub up and down
>sister doesn't think anything of it
>my cock gets hard
>she notices and looks me dead in the soul
>ohfuckshitniggerdick.jpg
>she just stares for a minute
>then I notice my 12 year old 5'4'' sister is different
>she's actually a 40 foot tall loch ness monster
>she says, "Imma need about tree fiddy"
>Goddammit lock ness monster I aint givin you no tree fiddy!

bumping fof faglord

Boomp

>>677576981
You didn't even make it a good or a funny one

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>>677576981
idk what i expected

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>>677575318

>I'm not really paying attention to anything besides my novel
>sis has been moving more and more on my lap
>starting to get difficult to read my book, starting to get scared that she'll bash me when she moves too hard
>put one arm around her stomach and pull her close
>tell her if she bashes my with her head i'll kick her out
>she just nods
>She's settled down a bit, just resting her head on my shoulder and playing the game, while I rest my head on her shoulder and read
>she starts moving again
>just her butt tho
>oh no
>other things are happening
>things that I thought couldn't happen with sis on lap
>fuck, it's uncomfortable
>my hardening cock is kind of caught on my thighs and is incredibly uncomfortable
>reach down between our legs and start to adjust myself
>sis gasps and asks what I'm doing
>I didn't realize at the time, but I rubbed her crotch pretty good while I was adjusting myself
>Tell her I was just a bit uncomfortable, and needed to adjust myself
>she says okay, and goes back to her game
>I'm a bit concerned though, my cock is pressing against her now
>Just some cotton pajamas between us
>Somehow this discomfort is worse than my dick being squashed by my leg, and my cock skin being pulled by hardening while in that position
>even though it is worse I become diamonds as soon as I think of that small protection
>Now I want to hide it because there is no way she can't feel it
>only ways to hide it would call attention to it
>decide to just hope it goes away by itself and stops bothering me while I try to bond with my sister
>It doesn't

need to use restroom ill be back

>>677576981
Kek

>>677576981
Fuck off

Twitch
>>677577205
Whoo, man dis gon be gud.

>>677567678
Wait so what's the problem? There's nothing to this story but a happy ending. I don't like happy endings.

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>>677576981
I'm bored so I'm improving it
>sisters ass is very comfortable
>slowly start to rub up and down
>sister doesn't think anything of it
>my cock starts getting hard
>pretend I'm just reading my novel
>she turns around
>"anon what are you doing"
>"huh?! Nothing just reading"
>"why are you turned on right now?"
>"n-no reason"
>"well it doesn't matter. I'm kinda bored of this game"
>"play a different one"
>"actually I wanna buy one of my own. I'm gonna need about tree fiddy"
>now it's about this time I realize my sister is actually a prehistoric monster about he size of a 10-story building
>God damn Loch Ness monster ain't getting my tree fiddy
>he almost got me that time

>>677577309
>>677576981
Yea I snorted pretty loud lol

>>677577205
Fucking multitask you twat keep typing

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>>677577205
It's called shitposting for more reasons than 1...
Plus I just want to see the whole story

>>677577205
Fucking faggot this better not end in a shitpost now that I've been waiting half of my fucking life

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Bůmp

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this is all I'll say

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>>677577807
Maybe this will calm.your nerves for now

Come on buddy

>>677577205
Back
>Boner doesn't go away
>It's been two fucking hours and it's till hard
>Her ass feels great though and it's hard not to be hard when this ass is on your lap
>Finally parents come home and break the tension by yelling, "Dinners ready!"
>Sister squirms out of my lap in disgust
>I know she knows
>She knows I know she knows
>She might tell parents
>she quickly runs out and slams the door
>I open the door to run out after her but she's already told
>it's too late
>close the door
>Parents are yelling at this point
>dad starts trying to bust the door down
>It's not working
>only chance I see is to open the door and confront them
>hear sister crying
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>677578193
Chub tits? No thanks

>>677578193
>>677578301
Ignore him, they're awesome.

>>677578241
fuck u

Twitch
>>677578241
Now you're just fuckin' with us, anon, plz stop.

Op plz

>>677578241
OP or not you're a faggot

>>677578193
Disgusting

>>677578193
No frisby nips thanks

OP, I ain't saying "stop," but this sounds very familiar. I feel like I've read this before.

>>677578301
Pussy is Pussy virgin dick

>>677578535
Same

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>>677578404
No
They're not
These are good tits

>>677578193
I'm surprised those nips don't have a gravitational pull

>>677578668
Nigga U act like every female is perfect and U think your gonna get a female like that stop living in the fictional world of Harry Potter

>>677578668
amen

Todos son unos pendejos porque no saben español

>I know she knows
>She knows I know she knows

TELL ME I AAINT JUST WASTE MY DAMN TIME READING THIS FIR THAT ENDING

>>677578685
I agree (anon with nudies)

>>677578685
Literally everything has a gravitational pull you uneducated faggot
>>677578781
If you can't get a hot bitch you're a faggot
And considering you're white as snow, say nigga, and post on 4chan like you're on Twitter, you're probably not gonna get a hot bitch or any bitch really

>>677578830
Killos yourselfos

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Its getting hard to keep this erection going.

>>677578455
Ur gross

>>677578404
Thanks man

>>677578995
Mines already gone I'm gonna go get some nudies

>>677578404
Error
White knight not found

I already cum hahahah
I was máster Bates. Now. Máster of silence.

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>>677578668
No, these are tits.
>>677578830
At least I don't live in a crusty shack.

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>>677578995
Hope this wets you're whistle

>>677579138
Don't be an easterfag.

Anyone screencapping?

>>677575178
i like where this is going

>>677578781
>implying this is real life
This is 4chan motherfucker

I go to sleep
Fuck you all

>>677578969
Are you fucking stupid? If everything had a gravitational pull the universe would be one big black hole, and not the same as your mothers. Now go back to school you filthy nigger.

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>>677579210
That it does.

OP NEEDS To DELIVER. NAOW

Twitch
>677579326
Yes.

>>677579326
See >>677579430

>>677579139
Are you Dana Carvey?

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>>677579430

>>677579366
>>
You're retarded...

>>677579430
This newfag...