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Lets get men preagnant
I just made a daddyhunt profile. I feel lewd and drity now that I have a social media thing again.
>>677562587
i fucked a furry trap for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677563722
I am going to gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you.
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>>677562796
Got some blood flowing. I usually post it in my boxers but I'm not wearing any currently.
>>677564550
too lewd.
>>677564628
Lol whoops, sorry.
>>677564791
are you undies guy?
>>677564951
Yep.
>>677565030
how ya' been?
>>677565293
I've been good, you know just get horny and decide to visit these threads. What about you?
>>677563722
>most underrated post on /b/ at the moment.
>checked
I don't know how long I could last during a bj with this song playing.
I'm probably the only one who gets a mild panic attack when you see that someone viewed your profile right?
>>677565516
Could be better. You get horny a lot.
>>677565673
No experience there so I couldn't say.
>>677565813
Well I hope things do get better, and yeah it doesn't take much.
>>677566055
From what I can tell, all it takes for you to get horny is to have your pickle tickled a little bit.
>>677566348
Oh yeah, if you give it some attention, it'll swell up pretty quickly.
>>677566639
So if I were to just rest my hand on your junk it would spring to life?
>>677567022
100% but then you'd be responsible for it. Can't wake me up for nothing.
>>677567275
What if I just want to nuzzle it?
>>677567637
Well I assume it would get very hard.
>>677567637
>nuzzle it
You'd better take responsibility for that erection, son.
>>677568004
Will you be able to show me how to make it go away?
>>677568154
Do I have to, daddy?
Oh my god, someone messaged me on the dating thing...
I think I'm going to have to finish eating then have a nice long smoke
>>677568154
Lol well the erection is here.
>>677568487
All I could do is pull it out for you, I'd want to see what would happen.
>>677568902
Can I... Taste it?
>>677569317
If you lick it nice and slow.
>>677569369
Anyone else autistic enough to start up a gfur orgy in this bitch?
No one is gay, it is a lie
>>677569516
Can I just lick the balls?
>>677569804
Of course but I'd start dripping all over you and I'll need that cleaned up.
>>677569524
How is that done?
>>677569985
Don't worry, I'll lick it off.
>>677570352
You went and got me hard.
hi guys.
>>677570594
Hey
not the normal nioght crew today?
>>677571314
Well I'm here every once in awhile, but I guess not.
>>677570530
Oh no. Am I going to have to put my mouth over it?
>>677571728
Damn, that would be fantastic. You get me into it enough and I'd probably let you do whatever you want.
>>677572362
Do you like snowballing?
>>677572812
I've never done it before.
>>677573018
Maybe you'd like to try?
>>677568487
Back in my day, when you started something you finished it. Broke a window playing baseball? You'd better start a paper route to pay for it. You want andog? Myoud feed an walk the animal.
You nuzzle a throbbing cock until it's leaking like a punctured water balloon? You'd better gobble that manmeat like a sword swallower when the circus comes to town.
Now get to it, boy!
>>677573381
Well if you were persuasive enough I guess I'd have to.
>>677573449
C-can you show me how?
>>677573449
Lol I like this guy.
>>677573786
Would you be swallowing some of your cum or would you push it all back in my mouth and make me swallow it all?
DE GE NE RA CY
>>677574042
I'd let it slowly pour into your mouth then make you swallow it.
Mcfc roll call go! Who's going?
>>677574501
this is confusing me lmfao
>>677573841
*sigh*
Alright. First you firmly grasp the cock by the base, but don't stangle the poor thing. A cock is like a butterfly like that; too hard and you'll crush it, hold it too lightly and you'll loose control of it and end up with a black eye. Don't repeat my past mistakes, son.
I have a boyfriend. Atleast for now. He doesn't like me very much.
>>677574235
sounds exciting. Guess I'll have to work on your cock then...
>>677574822
wait, you gave yourself a black eye with a dick? That's pretty metal.
>>677575207
Please do. I haven't touched my cock yet but I think you should tell me how you'd work on it and make me stroke it.
>tfw you realize OP is long gone and it's just two horny furries jerking eachother off
>>677575590
Gotta make fun when there's nothing going on.
>>677575543
I'd start by licking upwards from the top of the balls to the end of your dick in a lapping motion.
>>677574822
Now, you probably think the next step is to put the cock in your mouth.
Rookie mistake.
It's okay, you're young. You're eager. But you gotta take your time. And control. You need to take control of the fellatio rodeo if you want the bull you're riding to respect you.
So, once you've got the cock in your hand, you're gonna want t start with some dirty talk. Y'know, naughty speak. Give that cock a pervy pep talk.
"Oh my, what nice erection you have here, sir"
"Now if that ain't the finest colon pounder I ever do see!"
Earn that respect, boy
>>677576114
that's a nice meat log sir!
>>677575342
Boy, the stories I could tell you...
>>677576064
That would definitely solidify my rock hard cock.
>>677576462
Of course I'd also lap up any leakage that comes out of that cock.
>>677576688
Well there's a good bit right now. But with your mouth all over my cock more would leak out.
>>677576316
*nods slowly*
...good. Now I respect you.
You are now ready to slobber on my man baton like a rabid St. Bernard at a strip clubs VIP room.
You heard me. Drool on it.
>>677576926
Is it a manly prostate pounder?
>>677576829
Should I start enveloping my mouth around that nice rod of your?
>>677577245
No I want to rub our cocks together.
>>677577508
What if my cock starts leaking out onto yours?
>>677577508
>>677577111
>is it a manly prostate pounder?
Son, my cum canon served in Vietnam. I wasn't a soldier.
My cock was drafted to defend freedom from the Communists.
>>677577697
That is a proud, American penis, ma'am.
>>677577826
I mean you've got some body hair and aren't twinkish right?
>>677577982
ahh, i see it now.
>>677577680
Well maybe if drop down to a knee and clean your cock off a little. Or maybe just try to make more come out. Your choice.
>>677577697
It's pretty dark, maybe this is clearer.
>>677576926
As I was saying, once you finished drowning the pocket puppy, you're gonna want to swallow it
All of it.
Don't stop until you feel his belly hairs tickling you button nose.
Dominate that cock.
>>677578003
I'll be honest, I'm basically a trap.
But a manly trap. Like, I'm hairless from the eyebrows down, and my figure's like slender as a belly dancer. But my cock is a monster
>>677578452
How about we make a mess on each others cocks?
>>677578456
what if its too big?
>>677578895
Like... why?
>>677578896
Damn I'd love that. I want to feel it all on my cock.
>>677579258
Can I play with your nipples while I rub my cock on yours?
>>677579011
>what if it's too big
Kids these days! Back in my day, we sucked any and all cocks we could get our hands on.
Especially the big ones. I'm talking giant dicks here. Anatomically troublesome size. Good, old fashioned, American door knobs.
We didn't deep throat those cocks because it was easy. We did it because it was hard!
>>677579631
If you don't mind my hips thrusting at you while I'm breathing heavy.
>>677579909
That sounds great! Thrust away big guy.
>>677579152
It's big, veiny, uncut, and generally mean looking. My cock is the thing of nightmares for some, and a dream come true for others. It is my gift. It is my curse.
>>677578895
so the best kind of trap
>>677580293
I mean, that's great and all but I need more than just a dick.
>>677580293
lets see it
>>677580283
Oh I am, I want your cock hard.
>>677580515
>just a dick
SSHHHH!
Don't let it hear you say that! It's dangerous!
>>677580450
Do spider bites count as spiderman?
>>677580646
Where do you want my hard cock? You gotta' say it.
>>677581002
STICK IT IN YOU NIGGERMONKEY
>>677580781
I can fend off a feral dick. No worries.
>>677581002
Well laying here stroking my cock I'd be lying if I said I wasn't wondering what would happen if I decided to turn around and bend over for you.
>>677581235
I think you know that I'd give you a nice rim job then work my hard cock in there.
>>677581590
How would you fuck me?
>>677581793
Like this
>>677581793
I'd start off slow, pushing in then pulling out ever so slightly so you get used to the motion. Then I'd push in deep enough so our balls meet and I'd start fucking you progressively faster. Then I'd reach around and start stroking your cock for you.
>>677582187
IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE
>>677581793
like this
>>677582490
I'd do it like this
>>677582187
Fuck I'd push back on you and make sure your cock is rubbing my prostate.
>>677582634
My prostate fell out, can I borrow yours?
>>677582847
Hot as fuck, I'd bend over and let you stick your spicy chicken in my malt milkshake as you slowly but surely take me to Flavortown.
>>677582634
You can bet it would be.
uhh huh
>>677583035
I'm right at the edge, I'm about to cum.
>>677583161
I squirt my niggerjuices all up in you, giving you acute AIDS
the wage of sin is death
>>677583161
Want me to drop my load in your ass?
>>677583400
my anus is ready
