I come on this website and complain.

I work for a living.

>>677552704
Actually i'm black :(

>>677552704
People bitch about my existence when in reality they should be grateful they live in a world created by White people.

I turn down my music in residential zones.

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>I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-abortion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

What is WIC and how do you use a food stamp?

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>>677552704
I can poo in loo.

I ask children if they want to see before I show them my cock.

>>677552704
I don't think about race.

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I listen to this

I am a responsible and trustworthy person who has a hard time connecting with women in my upper middle class city.

I roll up the window and put my country christian music down when the minorities pull up next to my car

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>>677552704
I did my taxes last year.

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>>677552704

I'm a stupid beta faggot, also, check'em

i have to get up tomorrow morning to work a job than pays 65k a year

I can relax around the police.

I have never stolen anything

>>677552704
My credit rating is over 800

Inferior darkies hate the men but love white wommens.

I can have a conversation with a police officer feeling safe

i know most of the police department in my town, and it's on good terms.

>>677552704
I've met my dad.

I was raised by my parents, not my grandma.

I know my dad

I have a job

>>677554754
>>677554805

/thread

>>677554091
but i'm brown la

I don't have 3/5ths of a vote.

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I go to a art school

I don't smell like curry.

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>>677553341

>>677552704
my cock is under 4 inches.

>>677552704
I own multiple legal firearms and have never considered robbing anyone.

>>677553341
sounds like something a wigger would say

>>677554930
Nick?

There are no food items not improved by the addition of massive quantities of mayonnaise.

I listen to Phil collins

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>>677555257
You're probably Indian.

>>677552704
I can say "hey dad how was work"

>>>677555368
Nah bb

People move to where I live then bitch that It isn't more like the shithole they just left.

>>677555819
Sounds exactly like something nick would say

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I bitch about not having to bitch about anything. I'm 29. I have debt. I have a job. Straight male. 6 sluts and 2 good women under my belt. 1 relationship of 8 years. Stopped fucking and doing drugs. 1 gay experience when I was raped when I was twelve. Almost died 4 times. 6 cars in my life time. Play video games too much still. Hate drama. 5.9 inch penis. Russian and German decent. Never married. Love feet.

>>677555950
That sounds exactly like something Nick's autistic friend would say.

I don't have an inferiority complex

>>677556224
You're not wrong

>>677556177
>Russian and German decent
>decent

>>677556278
Wait... YOU'RE NOT WHITE!

>>677552704

I am allergic to watermelon.

I eat sunchips.

My dad and grandfather were farmers and the land we own brings in $80k/year off of share cropping.

I end the word nigger with an er and not an a

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>>677552704
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

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>>677556304

I'm white
>know my father
>I'm not in jail

I can trace my family tree back to the 1720's.

I have a 401k

>>677552704
black lives matter is racist

I have a checking account and do not carry cash.

>>677556844
Thanks for the nice words nick

I like to be cuckolded.

I don't get a welfare check.

I don't know what food stamps are

>>677555625
WHITE PRIVLEGE REEEEE

>>677552704
Got super light blonde hair, green eyes, pale skin, 6'2", nordic facial features, excelled in all my classes in highschool, listen to classical, still doing well in college. I look like Hitler's dream child.

>>677552704
My kids are cute.

i make very good money, but budget no more than $20 for headphones

I have a feminine penis.
I'm pretty sure no other races do .

my mom is white and my dad is black, does that count?

I go to a college with a bunch of foreigners that I never talk to yet multiculturalism is supposed to be a good thing.

>>677557318
Hello, Mr.Nakamoto!

I've never seen a Tyler Perry movie.

>>677552704
i don't know what people are talking about when they say i have white privilege

>>677557580
No. That's gross.

I'm voting for Donald Trump

I collect stamps, like to work jigsaw puzzles and am into scat.

>>677552704
Barry Manilow is my shit

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I solved the captcha.
>pic related

>>677552704
I can dance

I haven't been in a fistfight since 6th grade.

>>677553568
Winrar

>>677552704
MINECRAFT

I've never robbed a store.

>>677552704
i have a fucking job and i know my dad

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>>677557712
>Scat

Indian spotted!

I don't have to move half way across the planet to go to a nice university.

was pulled over today, got off with a warning

my ancestors werent slaves

I haven't been offended by Trump.

prove I'm white?
got pulled over for speeding last week. 81 in a 60.
not only was I not shot, but the cop let me off with a warning and a "have a nice day"

>>677552704
I have an education and never went to jail. i also dont speak OOGA BOOGA Nig Nog Africa

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>>677557276
a nigger can dream

I eat PB&J while programming.

>>677558656
Minecraft
>>677558450
Minecraft
>>677558395
Minecraft
>>677558206
Minecraft

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Everything is in easy mode

>>677552704
My biggest concern right now is that my new quad copter is taking forever to come from china.

>>677558864
Except all the government programs working against you.

I have excellent credit

>>677559032
you shouldnt have order a piece of shit

My grandfather's brother was a paratrooper during WWII.

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I post with an image!
Pic related or not
>it's an image board

>>677558823
Honestly, don't feel too bad about being a groid. Do this instead, try to excel as much as you can and inspire your fellow groids to follow in your footsteps. Maybe even move to some African country where land is cheap, buy a ton of land, and try to establish like a mini african-fascist society. This way you can empower your people.

>>677559316
You wanna buy me a better one? Otherwise, fuck off.

>>677559521
i'll buy u a dragon dildo

>>677556177
What happened with the rape

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I'm German and I don't like Merkel.

>>677558864
MINECRAFT
>>677559032
MINECRAFT
>>677559065
MINECRAFT
>>677559096
MINECRAFT
>>677559121
MINECRAFT
>>677559316
MINECRAFT
>>677559341
MINECRAFT
>>677559345
MINECRAFT

>>677556177
>Russian and German

Only White people could get past war rage like that.

>>677559989
lol you play minecraft faggot

>>677560725
Do you know how to tame a horse in Minecraft?

>>677552704

i own a pair of boat shoes.

I hate white people but then post videos of the white supremacy killing niggers

>>677559515
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_race_riot
I don't think that will end how you hope.

>>677561150
dont you use wheat or some shit?

>>677561160
>White Supremacy.

White Supremacy means straight roads and not dying of Cholera at the age of 10.

>>677561272
Idk man this shits hard.

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>>677552704
WHITE RACE FOR LIFE!! WHITE IS SUPERIOR. PERIOD. Fuck all other races! I too love being white. I'd kill myself if I was anything else. WHITE POWER!!!!!

>>677552704
I'm actually not white at all. I'm half Hispanic and half native American. My girlfriend is white though, blonde hair and gray eyes. She's fucking gorgeous too

I come to this safespace so i can feel good about being white.

>>677553365
I agree with this guy

>>677562000
>>677562158
>>677562209
>>677562496
thanks

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>>677552704
I can take a joke.

>>677561370
Dindu detected.

>>677562690
Remember diversity is a strength but you don't need to provide evidence and anyone that disagrees is basically Hitler.

>>677562992
This.

>>677553365
I agree with this guy>>677554364

>>677554364
Well you are someone's nigger

>>677552704
I pay taxes

>>677552704
Is it true /b/ - are white males privileged?

Yes, and ill tell you why. Because we fucking EARNED it

The world was civilized and built by white men. We invented and perfected almost useful science that exists. Sure some others pitched in, but only by building off the wisdom of white men. Society and order, sustaining a population, infrastructure, industry etc... all white men

We built the world you live in, either that or we forced some shit skin variant along the way to do it for us. We have successfully oppressed and enslaved every other race. No one else has been able to do a fucking thing about it. The only real threat we ever faced was nazi germany and that was because they were white and therefore good at conquest.

Im not racist - i dont hate the inferior races, when i see a black guy I dont think nigger. I think hey - enjoy the blood, sweat and tears of centuries of whites breaking their backs for you. Otherwise you'd be in some village in ooga booga africa eating fried ants twice a week

Look at every other race, they still cant do shit on their own, middle east, africa, south america, its all a fucking mess. ONLY the Asians are somewhat respectable and can sort of do shit on their own, but they are really weird so no one cares

Hell yeah white privilege exists - Im CIS im damn proud of my heritage because MY people built the world we live in, and are still fighting to keep order from shitskins like the assholes in the middle east

The world is our oyster and the rest of you faggots are lucky we let you live here. If we wanted to, white people could easily cleanse the world of the pests.

>>677563483
Amen Brother.

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>>677552704
I know that's Joseph Smith, and I'm a Mormon. Deiter F. Uchdorf gave a talk about the rebuilding of a church is Dresden.

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>>677563902
*on General Conference today

>>677563902
what degree of mormon. mormon for family or mormon for yourself, or inactive but "culturally" mormon.

<Agnostic, cultural Mormon

>>677562517
Wetback, tainting my fucking ancestry

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>>677564379
Mormon for myself. Family had no religion, but I some missionaries rode up on a bike to tell me some cool shit, thought I might as well join a religion. Baptized on May 5th 2015. 18 years old.

>>677552704
Im black but i wish i was white :(

>>677564425
Lol

>>677564885
My kids will be half white. Yay for mixing races with Caucasian.

>>677565141
Cool

>>677564749
born Mormon did high school seminary, all 4 years, Agnostic a few years after graduation.
Warning that magic conversion feeling wears off, once you learn more than the what's in the few missionary lessons.

I have two dogs.

>>677552704
I bottom for BBC and have shattering prostate orgasms

Black men just fuck so good

>>677552704
I drop my kids off at soccer practice every Tuesday in my Chrysler family van.

>>677552704
Indian girls have a magnetic attraction to my cock.

>>677566070
if they're pitbulls, you're a mexican

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>>677565856
I've been in a Temple, done all that. What draws me is the potential for a wholesome family that loves me, and a strong social network of other wholesome people.

>>677566120
Do you want AIDS?

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if you look back far enough, im mixed race ;)

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>>677566120

>>677566324
Mexicans use Rottweiler's not pit bulls.

I'm 1/32 Cree.

>>677566548
All orange muzzled attack dogs are Mexican dogs. German Shepherds are White dogs.

>>677566891
This is more accurate than the pit bull statement. Source, I'm of Mexican descent.

>I have an inheritance
>I don't have a job because of the money I have
>I am 22
>I live in Bushwick Brooklyn
>I listen to Trash Talk
>I'm a media arts student The New School in the east village.
>My girlfriend is bi
>I have had one homosexual experience.
>I do cocaine
>I use to be a barista at the Lincoln Film Society
>I sail
>I love trivial pursuit
>I have seen every episode of every series of Star Trek, DS9 is the best.
>I have a film collection of over 1500 films(blu ray, dvd, Che, laser disc, 16mm)
>I just finished reading House of Leaves
> I just finished Shadow of The Colossus
>My girlfriend works for the Israel Action Network
>My girlfriend went to Barnard

>>677568119
Jew

>>677566734
#Shitwhitepeoplesay

>>677552704
Are you ever going to get tired of posting this thread faggot?

>>677568119
>I just finished reading
this is all you had to say

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>>677552704
Nuff said faggots

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Im at my job.

>>677552704
I buy a bunch of shit at the pharmacy without getting ID'd

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>>677558823
You're not a nigger are ya?

i don't have kids asking me if i am their daddy, or women chasin after me because of some baby,

>>677569825
what's you job my fellow caucasian?

I don't get free scholarships.

>>677569825
i want you to press those buttons

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>>677561656
let me fix that correction for you.

"That shits dumb as fuck"

Minecraft is fucking dumb.

>>677569504
Nope.

>>677569825
What does the 'slow water' button do?

>>677570357
hey man, minecraft give a lot of autistic kids shit to do when they could be bothering productive adults.

>>677570437
Speeds up the water.

>>677570578
kek

>>677563483
Wow. Good post

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>>677552704
I got a big dick.

Just kidding, I'm not white, this dick is all asian.

I have never received welfare, medicaid or subsidized housing.

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>>677570209
I'm white and I get free scholarships.
How does it make you normies feel that I get free money for riding the short bus?

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>>677570529
Kids like you I take it? Why don't you go pop in minecraft and let the productive adults talk.

>>677570714
Or Affirmative Action no doubt.

>>677570713
Time stamp with a ruler. Or fake.

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>>677570529
And ruined the lives of productive autistic adults who suddenly got hit with their kryptonite.

I wear crocs with socks

>>677570960
man, i love making cucks ask for credibility.

>>677561233
Fuck that sucks
but its we are not in 1921
don't listen to the racist shit get on with life.

>>677552704
I have a small pipi.

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>>677571147
EXTERMINATUS

>>677553365
all that fuckin hard truth though

>>677553341
why the face

>>677552704
Ummmm. .. i can't

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>>677571400
because he's a black

>>677569641
Lol I actually can.
Negritude is one

>>677569570
Kek.

I live a terrible life but remember all the "good" stuff my people did and it makes me "happy".

i have cussed out multiple cops and i am still alive.

I have relatives in the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

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Proof

>>677571945
anon is confirmed whitey

>>677553991
>>677554159
>>677554364
>>677557114
>>677557581
>>677558450
more fuckin hard truth

I acknowledge differences between race that aren't strictly positive for non-whites.

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I know who my father is, I can read and I can conjugate sentences correctly.

I genuinely expect nothing to change regardless of whatever the newest UBER DATA LEAK is, don't bother advocating for change outside social media, and generally don't have any hassles besides wishing my degrees would make me more money and wishing putting money in my HSA was easier.

If that's not white I'm not sure what is.

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Can be a dick to cops without being shot/tazed/sprayed and arrested.

>>677572265
You also have terrible grammar.

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>>677552704

I speak fluent greek.

>>677552704
I've had sex with two mixed kids and I still tell people i've only fucked one fully black woman

>>677553217
Of course you do, it's to feed your eight children, Pedro.

>>677552704
I post black cock threads every day.

>>677572879
Oh shit, you're definitely white. You're probably the whitest person here.

>>6775
black beta detected.

>>677552704
>I am actively monitoring stock market values
>I have a 401K
>My father was awesome
>My favorite rapper is eminem
>I can tell the difference between the color of my skin and the color of my shit
>I've been sunburned before
>I can blend in to snow if im naked
>I have naturally blonde hair
>I dont like to eat watermelons
>I cant go into a Popeye's and feel safe.
>Saying the word nigger is grounds for me getting killed.
>I dont like hood memes
>the fuck is worldstar hip hop
>the fuck is dabbing

>>677554272
Black beta detected

>>677573008
oh also,
>I have one black friend to keep up appearances and thats enough

>>677557513
Black beta male detected.

>>677557139
Fuck you steve I'm Nick