Showing my friend /b/ for the first time. Show em whats up fags
This
>>677541753
Sure
>>677541753
>rule #1 faggot
Anyway, Welcome to hell
kay
What's "friend" mean OP?
Long story short dong on titties
>>677542339
Dude wtf happened to his foreskins??!?!??
>>677543478
>have you ever heard of bad titties?
>hahahahaha good point about titties
Bump for interest. Post some deviant shit
>>677545057
>>677545143
Sure
>>677541753
>>677545530
YES. This website is much better than reddit? can I get more pr0ns here to fap?
>>677545674
You're bad and you should feel bad
/b/ is alpha
>>677544042
Is there some related new to that?
>>677545978
>/b/ is alpha
>even gamergate is censored by mods
top lol
enjoy being a SJW cuck
>>677545734
>>677546045
I Will
>>677546390
4sexy6me
>>677541753
>>677546939
Kek
>>677541753
>>677547342
>>677547551
>>677547189
muahaha niggers... xD
>>677547551
Pretty much somes it up
Friends likes the website good job guys
>>677547671
Holy fuck
>>677547671
>>677547897
>>677548200
i have a lot
>>677547189
What a fucking ape
>rage like chimp
>demands to be arrested
>gets arrested
>kek
Seasoned with some pepper spray makes a nigger tasty.
>>677548292
>>677548292
By all means please post
They make for great facebook diys
>>677548488
>>677548624
Fucking kek
>>677548666
Nice satanic trips, faggot
>>677548810
>>677545057
>>677545143
>>677545279
The fuck is this stupid shit?
>>677549292
>>677549588
>>677549482
What kind of stupid question is that?
>>677549131
It's not 4chan without the devil posting furry dick girl porn
>>677549804
>>677541753
>>677549948
>>>/gif/
>>677550136
People are weird
>>677550287
>>677541753
some gifs
>>677548200
can confirm
does not work
>>677541753
>>677543478
>>677550721
>>677551446
Piper Perri is queen
>>677550997
lol
>>677551070
>>677551723
High larious
>>677551723
>>677551990
>>677551723
Man those turkeys next to him have balls of steel. Dont even flinch
>>677552260
>>677552260
>>677552578
lol what?
>>677552602
>>677552781
Whhaaatt the Fuuuuuuuuuuu-
>>677545674
Just checked out your site. It sucks. Too many ads.
>>677552902
>>677541753
i used to fuck ur friends mom in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677547668
You know. I bet it feels good to fuck that hole.
>>677553219
That was on her arm. She had that growing on her arm. How does that happen
>>677547668
>>677553398
reminds me of this
>>677553777
Trips
>>677542268
And rule #2. Learn the fucking rules.
>>677554040
>>677547671
So that's what homer meant when Achilles speared the dude in the nuts. Yeesh
>>677547668
>>677547671
I'm just going to leave this here
>>677542268
Only raids new fag.
Oh right. /b/ is so cancer we can't raid anymore.
>>677553906
No one breaks a Nokia.
No one.
>>677553219
junkies
>>677553777
shooting up
>>677544198
What's wrong with his tires? Is the front axel bent or some shit?>>677544852
>>677552902
sauce?
>>677548810
Oh my god, I didn't think I'd ever see her nudes. That whole story was just extremely satisfying ',:^]
>>677554160
Only raids new fag.
Oh right. /b/ is so cancer we can't raid anymore.
KEK
stop breaking the rules normie cunt.
fuck off to redit they want newfags there
>>677553219
>>677541753
>>677556716
>>677545163
Id love to go in there 1 can of raid and kill the whole lot.
>>677553906
Holy shit, what have you DONE?! HEXUS LIVES!
>>677547897
>somes it up
>>677550636
schwing
>>677555835
They adjust the wheels to have negative camber so they can stance them so low
>>677549482
Hi new friend
>>677548810
mods? confused about this
>>677545163
OMFG NOPE
>>677558860
Do you like Kias?
>>677550136
>>677541753
HOW ABOUT YOU SHOW US WHAT IS UP YOUR FAGGY FRIENDS ASSHOLE?
>>677553317
dooooooooooooooooo do do do do doooooooooooooooo!
>>677559025
fucking niggers
>>677559771
Get trips and ill consider it
>>677559025
fap material asshole
>>677559877
well that is cp though so your kinda the faggot
>>677559025
its amanda fucking todd she is awesome
>>677560186
>>677559974
ands thats fucking childporn you pedo faggots... the fuck is wrong with you
>>677555835
They pay real money to do this shit to their own cars. It's unbelievable.
>>677560365
Why do you care? You'd fuck the shit out of her if she was alive and you might even still want to now that she's dead
>>677548810
what was her name again
>>677559641
Not really man. I'm not into the whole stancing thing.
>>677560640
kek true. but still illegal
>>677555835
>2016
>not living dat stance life
>not vaping and scraping
>>677561102
Holy beef curtains
>>677561335
She's SO fucking hot. At first, I thought it was pubic hair. Then I thought it was dirt but, it turned out to be flies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq0UE0fOOOg&time_continue=192&ebc=ANyPxKo8v085wzYuAm14GvOFs5YLsyPdNBNsDnVo7dRL_xR8yHlcjHHb9o6szfizgpGvwL9PDL1le8pZRfodnoGnG9mmMvdEbg
>>677548810
Is that really her corpse
>>677545163
At about 21 seconds in, you can see the cameraguy is wearing a fedora.
>>677562681
whose this chick again?
>>677553777
did no one else notice the dudes balls? WTF
>>677563124
My ex
This is /b/ in a nutshell
>>677563135
What's that from? Also the second he shoots both shells 5 football players would have tackled him to the ground. Very poor choice
>>677545163
My Neighbor Tortoro IRL
>>677563355
>>677563346
kek
Welcome to hel-
A good and Nice place.
>>677548666
When people think of wasted trips they think of you faggot
>>677563346
i will cut u
>>677563554
I don't see any football players. I bought it from japan and it has no English subs. It's pretty good.
>>677563632
ayyy lmao i just wish'd this was real
>>677563135
Sauce?
>>677544042
That guy throwing his hat on the ground then crouching really got me in the feels
>>677563940
Ya I guess plus there all girls. You should watch day zero on YouTube Very similar concept its a movie and where i got the idea not to use a double barrel
>>677557174
except for child porn ;__;
>>677563936
Edgy
>>677564060
Okay. Okay. Got it in 2012 and it's called "Lesson of the evil"
>>677564233
Do you mean Zero Day? I have that on my drive.
>>677541753
>implying
>>677549898
GARFIELD
>>677564592
Ya it's been awhile, fuck i hate school
>>677564619
What did i imply
>>677564421
oh it's a takashi miike joint
>>677564873
Every time I see these threads I just think of what the "friend" is thinking
>So this Is /b/? Seems pretty tame
>just wait, I gotta make this thread
>wait, why is everyone calling each other fags?
> don't worry, it'll make sense in a bit, I just got to put up a picture
> wait, why the fuck do you have a picture of a chick on some saw sex machine? And what does that caption mean?
> It's a meme you dip
Also, loli
>>677544042
Speeds up into the stroller.
>>677565094
>>677550287
Ah yes Crossed
>>677565189
Hes a deviant like the rest of us so I figured Id let him in on all the fun we have here. He honestly did enjoy it saying"this is the greatest thing ever" so Its all good
>>677564819
Me too. All I ever learned in school was how to read, write and math, for which I am eternally grateful for but after elementary school, I managed to learn everything else by myself. I managed to pull it off pretty good with a 9th grade education. I was even writing peoples college papers and doing other peoples taxes for good money, before I was 18. I'm retired with NO bills now.
>>677565066
Whatever that is. I'm into Satoshi Kahn but he died, damnit.
>>677551723
The turkey in the back is like nope nope nope nope
>>677565790
I hangout with people 5+ years older then me and that helped a lot. Kid in school bothered me a lot but I eventually felt like an adult among children and how ridiculous it is to think anything in highschool matters. While all of them cared about there petty bullshit that comes along with high school.
>>677566349
I was living life with the mindset of a 20+ year old*
>>677565066
Oh, I forgot........
checked.
>>677566414
I would have wrecked her in the pooper in that costume
>>677553317
You were just in that thread with the guy wanting to suck dick with the same copy pasta cut the shit anon
>>677566665
omg is this a ylyl
>>677547189
Is it illegal to write call the police on a shirt?
>>677566705
Ive seen it on a lot of threads i don't get it
>>677545163
> fill squirt gun with gasoline
> empty contents into shed
> throw in lit match
>>677566558
Hell, lately, I'm still doing just that. I trip EVERY Friday and have a very good home life. No old lady, no kids and I'm having a good fucking time. You wouldn't even believe how old I am.
>>677566914
Doesnt it say fuck the police? Either way censorship should be against the law
>>677567244
Good to hear man. I was on stimulants and acid While kids were busting a nut over buying weed. I still spin a bubble once and awhile but im 19now
>>677554845
Holy shit man
>>677567244
nice
>>677545530
Is he part dolphin?
>>677567823
I read all that too i really hope its fake.
>>677568038
It better be, jesus
>>677541753
New fag braking rules 1&2....
>>677546045
Everybody is sick of gamergate. We don't give a fuck anymore
>>677545674
um, /b/.... should we do something about this?
>>677545163
It doesn't seem like typical spider behavior to congregate like that. They seemed more territorial and solitary, not communist swarms like ants or bees. But I guess I'm wrong.
>>677567670
Just be careful. You kids face dangers that I NEVER even thought of. Things were tough when I was a kid but you guys are in a whole new game. I'm old and carry a great big gun.
>>677568239
What did i do your honor?
>>677546045
>still talking about gamergate
>>677546390 Jiggle those bones for me, baby.
>>677568464
Ive seen a similar video with spiders that look just like that.i have a lot if spiders in my house but nothing nearly that crazy. I think that particular species is like that
>>677568788
Kek
>>677547668
what's even going on here
>>677569494
Ha ha ha ha
>>677569523
They shot this with three cameras at least and it's good to see it happen to the tub of lard, There must be more from these guys.
>>677569500
Yeah I've seen that too. But yeah, most spiders seem to just build their own homes and kinda stick to themselves, they don't seem to even like other spiders on their web most of the time unless they're related.
But these are really creepy fucking spiders that don't seem to care much about personal space. And literally drip down off the ceiling like a black goo that turns out to be thousands of spiders. I need to find out if this species lives in my area.
>>677569948
She got an actual workout. He did her a favor
>>677570203
All that rubbery bouncing is mesmerizing.
>>677566665
>>677550472
I really, really, really like this image.
>>677570305
>>677570066
kek
>>677570433
Fuck you, asshole.
>>677566665
sure it makes the ape look dumb compared to a human but it's pretty amazing to see that they noticed people constructing shit and attempted to do it too, they just didn't know how.
this ape is ahead of its species
unlike niggers
>>677563006
Thought it was a wild chimp at first, turns out to be an urban one
>>677570096
I think there daddy long legs but not the ones that live in doors. I think these kind usually only live in forests. Ive seen similar if not the same species under rotten logs while hunting. I also think they bite but are really unlikely to. But idk i wouldnt worry tho but that'd be scary as fuck to have a pile of these land on you while in a deer stand or walking through a forest
>>677553219
That looks so fucking satisfying. I love these.
>>677570706
Sheeeit. He be doin' them bath saltz
>>677570993
Daddy would be proud
>>677571177
That would suck to get Old and your poop shoot falls out of you while you're walking
>>677562836
Wasn't that some kind of massive solar flare or something? Not a bomb?
>>677571177
>>677571421
Butt butt the asshole is above whatever that is...........
>>677571449
I thought it was from Terminator 2.
>>677571662
I don't think that's an asshole. Imagine you're ass being that high up.
>>677571421
>>677571459
the dude started a /thread/ where he was showing off his massive dildo he stretched his ass out with. I only saved one pic..
>>677571847
No, it's from Knowing.
>>677571968
Actually, I have no idea what's going on in that pic and I'm trying to eat, here.
>>677572063
Oh shit. Really?
>>677572063
Gross
>shove giant dildo in ass
>???
>profit