>Tawney
>Independent, hot and not interested in my money.
>After nine years, she's mine. It feels fucking good man. Our first date was last weekend.

>not posting her name

>her personality, attitude, shes beautiful and was my first love

>shit chances, probably wont see her again for a very long time unless she wants to

>Natalie
>Really smart and funny
>No chance, friends.

>Christelle
>brilliant, funny, gorgeous
>my girlfriend as of yesterday

>Makayla
>her personality and beuatiful ass
>I think I might have blown it lads

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>sorry no name
>smart, funny, breathtaking, talented and creative
>my second cousin, no chance, can never even pursue it
>mfw

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>>677539708
>I don't know her name yet

>beautiful, we make each other happy, she accepts me for the boring shit I am, she is the best fucking thing ever

>She isn't real

>>677541000
At least you got trips

>>677542063
lel

>>677541894
Watch Corey Wayne on YouTube. Directs the female fucking universe

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>tfw can't post her name because she might still lurk and have friends that lurk.
I fucking miss her.

>>677539708
>katrina
>known her 2 years, we've been friends forever, put each other through so much bullshit, cut her off and ignored her for no reason so many times
>still she comes back
>leaves her bf of 7 years for me
>talked me out of killing myself twice now
>puts aside the fact that i have no car,a shitty apartment , next to no friends, and a drinking problem
i think she might be my saving grace....

>Nataline
>Just like me
>Shes probably playing me

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>>677541894
>mfw that's my bitchy ex's friend's name

>>677539708
>hannah
>She is a good cello player, athletic, and artsy, while I'm also athletic, but more of a math person.
>not a chance in hell.

>ashley
>9/10 petite italian, funny, quiet
>I was a cuck by not acting soon enough and she got taken by some asshat

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>>677539708
>Kaitlin
>Shes funny , great in bed , actually dope to spend time with
> I totally could but shes hella clingy

>>677543210
>italian
>quiet
pick one

>Beer
>She ist mein bride. We kiss every day und I bring her to the existence.
>drinking her in now.
>current status: cellar tempurature

>>677542925
yeah she probably is
i had a girl "like" me too, and we had a hell of alot in common. Worst 6 months of my life. glad shes gone

>>677539708
>molly
>the warm fuzzy feeling she gives me
>too poor to afford

>Maddie
>Her personality humor and beauty
>good chances, both love eachother, hooked up once or twice
Problem is from past bf's shes afraid to show affection so she doesn't get hurt again

>>677543765
How fucking poor are you that you can't afford the cheapest, shittiest drug available

>>677539708
>Tina
>I feel like flying when she's with me
>Current status: tweaking

>Kiayah
>Funny, Sweet, sexy, gorgeous eyes.
> good question

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>>677543592
shoulda punched her out

>>677543975
good one here take my dubs

>>677543975
pure MDMA is expensive, because the Safrole is going extinct. If it's cheap you're getting M1, or other research chemicals from china.

>Juhi
>Smart, Sexy, Spectacular
>I fucked up big time

> C.D.C.
> Outgoing, adventurous, kind, funny, beautiful and that gotdamn smile of hers is just so lovely.
> a longshot really. I'm not sure if she was sending signals or she was just very flirtatious but I'd like to think that deep down, they were real. Barely talk now, even in person. Life goes on, I guess..

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>>677544261
nah dude youre just poor or getting ripped off
hell maybe both

>Angelica

>Independent, weird in a good way, very caring.

>I can't trust her.

>eliza

>nearly everything. She makes me come out of my awkward shell and we connect so well

> she lives 400 mile so my chances are slimmer than a jew in auschwitz

MacKenzie

creative, loves sex, loves video games, and isnt a bitch

tottaly gonna get her one day

>>677539708
>Julia
>I hate her but also love her
>In a relationship

>>677539708
>No name

>completely devoted or the best liar in the world, cute, dark skinned, cums on command

>Just have to keep it a secret until she's legal
jk

>>677544635
Why not ride a bike to her house? It will be fun I promise.

>Mackenzie
>Artsy, interesting personality, one of only a few people I've actually been able to hold a conversation with
>not happening; friends, really asexual (not the "hates relationships" type, but the "not into dating" type. Also doesn't understand most innuendos)

>>677544505
You're getting fakes yo. I live in Atlanta's EDM triangle. Pure MDMA is hard to find.

> Ivon
> Shy, Cute, funny
> fucked it up, no chance left at being with her

>>677539708
>Air
>Keeps me alive
>Shes all over me

>yolandi

>wild firey nature used to hide a shy but sweet true self

>not a chance in hell but hey thats everygirl

her name was Heaven
she's a trap federal agent who still is on 4 chan

no chance not interested.

>>677544841
>dark skinned
My nigga

Abbie
Friends
Seems like no chance at all but unfortunatly that doesn't change how I feel.

>Arianna
>Her sense of humour, her beauty, and her general outlook on life
>We've been broken up for a little over a year, and I want it back.

>Ella
>Beautiful, Grand, Intelligent, Loves everything I do, same political and social views.
>I feel like she's not that into me.

>>677539708
>Amber
>Hot, Kind, Talented, Hot
>0 Chance, My Ex, dont even really want her back, just want someone who can compare.

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>>677545446
here she is...

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please text this person and say "I LOVE STARR STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM"

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>Annalisa
>The fact she is so uninhibited and how she makes me feel
>Absolute zero, in the chemical sense.

>Stella
>Her intellect, her attitude (except one thing, TBA), how goregeous she was mentally and physically, how she looked me deep into my eyes, and I just felt that she loved me just as I loved her
>Separated. She stopped looking at me in that way, and noticed that she needed much more time for herself alone, and said she "wouldn't love me anymore". Reasons? Apparently just her mood, no actual reasons.
Chances? None, I guess. I just can't forget her and can't let anyone else get near me.

It sucks. Fuck you and this feel-train thread.
I'm truly sorry for everyone here who's also lost in the echos of fuckin' love. At least you're not completely alone.

For the quality part I can't really pin one thing down, I just love her brain and she's the right kind of crazy.

>>677545894
she can be found on-
drawfag threads
and trap mental illness threads

>Margarette
>how she can relate to me on just about anything, amazing laugh
>0% chance, she has a boyfriend and is addicted to him

>Sam
>Great personality, smart, incredebly talented and first gf
>Been with her since last year but not sure how long it'll last after graduation

>McKayla
>Funny nerd in the same major, also damn pretty
>We dated, but my ex wants to get back together. I tried everything I could, but cant get over my ex

Nicole.

Gorgeous, hilarious personality, bubbly, happy.

First girlfriend then I fucked it up. Then I shipped off for the military, came home, started hanging out with her a lot, knew she liked me a lot, then I fucked it up again. Now she's dating some guy and moved away. I'll probably never have a chance again. Think about her all the time.

Are you me OP?

Same exact description

>>677539708
Meghan. Shes beautiful , hardworking , caring. She wants to marry me I just want to be everything I can be for her

>>677546281
>are you crazy
>are you out of your mind

>>677539708
>Marie
>she's funny, the sweetest girl I know, beautiful, and we like all the same shit
>she's still in highschool and I'm gonna graduate, might move far away, she'll probably end up leaving me for someone

>Melissa
>Cute, sense of humor, cheers me up
>Okay chance if I wasn't a betafag

Ty Simpkins.

>Aaron
>intelligent, talented, redpilled
>engaged to him

>>677539708
>Jess
>Extremely cute, funny, enjoys literally everything I do
>She's married, so pretty low.

We've fooled around a few times after going to the bar but I'm pretty sure that's as far as it's going to go. Even if she did leave her husband, if she's willing to cheat on him who says she wouldn't on me? Though I'm the only other person she's been with during her 5 year marriage.

Blakeley
Artistic, musical, sarcastic and absolutely gorgeous.
Dating for a month after a year in the friendzone

>>677546828
You disgusting faggot

>>677546921
Who says I'm a guy?

>>677546996
Tits or GTFO

>>677547135
Nevaaaaar

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>No name
>How down to earth she is
>Big time getting played. Trying to get over it currently after half a year.

Jesus

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>Hannah
>Cool, Funny, Good looking
>No chance

Her name was Robin Paulson

>>677539708
> Zoe
> Tl; dr ver. Eyes, smile, laugh
> Possible, friends

>>677546307
Shipping off to the air force in a few months. Did you guys keep in touch while you were away?

>>677547208
No tits then you must leave women are not welcome on 4chan not even going to sugar coat it just leave

>>677541000
Exact same situation here too, bud. Right down to the name >>677541000

>>677547208
Then you're a dude. That's the rule. Dude until showing cunt.

>>677547593
I didn't brag that I have a cunt, so, fuck off

>>677547555
>air forcyou and i both know you are joining the stargate program

>>677547705
Fine. I'm a dude.

>Sheyenne
>Smile, intelligence, constant nervousness
>chances about 1.5/10 at most, current status is that annoying kid in class

>>677546281
> Nigga if it didn't work the first time, why try again?

>Freya
>were old freinds and i think i like her but i dont want to fuck up our freindship

>Kali
>she's a much better person than me in every way
>were dating and it's gonna be like that a while hopefully

>alexa
>personality and body
>dont stand a chance, friends

>Olyvia
>Knew me better than i know myself
>Passed away in a car accident . Was my fiance
>Haven't been with another woman in 5 years

>>677539708
>Michelle
>Smart, funny, 9/10, can talk about anything, know the most obscure version of me (she knows I browse 4chan) and I know lots of her.
>She seems to like me but she is impulsive and unstable and could trash me off in any moment.

>>677539708
>Emily
>Fucking everything, kind hearted to anyone, no flaw I can't look over.
>Im working on it but I'm not sure, she's dating someone I think.

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>anon
>Beutiful, funny, easily playful, thoughtful
>we both used to have feelings for each other. She's playing me by saying she would date me but now wants to stay friends and is trying to get with someone else

>Bonnie
>Funny, used to be friends, actually feel comfortable around her
>Shes moving this summer and i fucked it all up by being an autist over text so low/none

>>677539708
>she may be femanon, so not her real name, but we'll call her Wendy
>incredibly smart, funny, great outlook on life, and eyes I could stare at for hours
>started dating about a week ago. feels so good, makes me want to write music again!

>Siobhan

>Nothing, she's in her twenties and still fucks around with older guys in their late 20's and anyone that will hooker her up with a drink or a blunt

>shit chances but why would I want that anyway, already been cucked.

>Breanna

>beautiful eyes, cutest voice, nicest girl ever.

>I think my chances pretty low. If I do get rejected when I ask her out I might kill myself.

>>677541894
How'd you blow it? I think that warrants a greentext story.

>Not saying name
>Her ability to see through my shit
>She's my therapist. We had sex once cause I'm in FL from Boston and she's convinced I'm Ben Affleck from the movie the town
>She's married and I got kicked out and moved North a little bit. Haven't talked to her

>>677548256
I'm sorry. I know that kind of hurt will never go away. You're in my thoughts brother.

Lindsey

Her smile. Shes smoking. No filter. My chances are really good. We've sexted before.

... Shes a big slut and if I dated her she would most definitely cheat.

lr

Creativity, outlook on life and other people, sense of humor, personality, the sound of her voice, that look in her eyes, taste in music, intelligence, life goals, beautiful face, spectacular ass, gives amazing head, everytime she tells me that she loves me, her nobility, her realness, her sweetness, her selflessness, her responsibility, her perfection.

Chances are great. Making future plans to be together forever. "I want to be your everything, you're wife" she says. She's an angel sent to me from God.

>>677549156
And she's pregnant now. God willing from her pussy doughboy husband

>>677539708
Veronica Spiratos

>>677544584
Why not?

>Carol
>knows her stuff, similar tastes, good personality, cute as hell, funny
>she's mad as fuck at me for over three years now because we fought over something really petty, so it kinda hurts? No chances tho.

>>677548256
I can't ever imagine this happening to my s/o. I hope life is treating you better.

>>677539708

>noelia
> first girl to make me cum via sex cos i have delayed ejaculation
>broke up with her a year ago, fucked another girl 3 weeks prior to break up, made out with 3 other girls, kinda think about her as a guardian angel even tho she go a boyfriend now (no way it'll happen again)

>Alex

>sweet, selfless, kind, extremely attractive, hilarious

>Dating for 2 months now, going great, but she's still in high school while I'm a freshman in college so its tough introducing her to friends

>>677541079
Cheers mate, I know the feeling, enjoy every second.

>>677539708
I don't even know.
She's got beautiful hair.
Low for now, haven't met her, trying to find her again.

>>677548704
She's disrespecting you. Drop the bitch

>Abbi
>We share druggie parents, shit childhoods/teen years, plus her laugh and her great sense of humor (by "great" I mean that we both find sadistic jokes funny)
>Platonic relationship right now (we watched a pirated copy of Deadpool @ my house yesterday, played some Mario Kart afterwards), and I think I like it that way. If she wasn't dating some other cuck I would have probably 50/50 chance.

>>677539708
Test in cancer thread

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>Amelia
>Shes smart, creative and understands me and puts up with me
>I don't even know, we're going to prom together this month but I don't know if she really shares the same feelings

Cant green, but just a crackhead whore who used to be something and now is just a worthless piece of shit.......miss her kinda,miss fcking her mouth more

>Shelby
>Passion for her hobbies
>Just became friends, I think I have a good chance, she seems interested

>>677539708
>Kim
>She's a gorgeous girl with aspirations and honestly, I've never met a girl more adventurous.
>Chances are 100% because she's my girlfriend, status is Excellent.

>>677539708
>Jamie
>She is pretty much a female version of me, practically everything
>Too beta to say anything, we're good friends and see each other everyday, I don't want to make that awkward by saying something

Wat do?

>>677543386
KEK

>Megan
>6 years older, married to a great husband
>most persistent love of my life

>>677542010
I'm extremely depressed over this weirdness. And I cannot stop thinking about her. She draped herself over me on Friday, ostensibly to say goodbye for the week. I touched her arms.....dammit /b/

>>677544635
r9k?

>>677539708
>Karmen
>Everything except the backstabbing
>Not since she fucked me over 4 times and moved across the atlantic ocean

>Isabella
>She's strong and independent, fun to be with, great sense of humor
>Someone that I used to know

>>677552124
Wait wait, she moved to fucking Europe to get away from you?

>>677551759
Go talk to her. Say you want to hang out. Do that for like a month with out stressing(that will be hard if you really like her), after a month, tell her that you guys should be a thing, panties wet, ask to kiss her, easy as fuck. If things dont go your way just say "ok" and walk away without looking sad or bummed. If you walk away with a pep in your step you'll be on her mind for a long time. She might even have second thoughts on it.

>Name
Evan
>What you admire about him
He's beautiful and brilliant
>Your chances and current status
0% because he killed himself recently

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>>677539708
>Not posting name
>Nice and seems easy to talk to
>Low and recovering from everyone calling me the the school shooter. (They found a new kid to torment with that shit.)

>christina
>short, cute, and i love her personality
>i live in texas she lives in new york theres no chance

>>677539708
>Andrea
>beautiful, smart, the kind of girl you want for the rest of your life
>50/50, still not friends, still not anything. haven't had the chance to spoke more to her

>>677552586
and the most autistic filename goes to you, m'lady

>>677552586
also i have a 4" dick

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>>677551715
>>677550481
>>677546828
>>677543765
>>677540124
cool

>Stephanie
>She's attractive, outgoing, and overall awesome
>Chances are great. We've gone on a few dates, she spent the night with me yesterday, and said yes when I asked her to be my girlfriend.
>feels good, men. Feels good, /b/ros

>>677539708
>kim
>in love with her for 7 years
>have gf

>>677553121
Can't tell if youre upset or not.

>emma
>quirky, dorky, sassy
>low, I'm moving 1000mi away

>nope on name
>she's absolute gorgeous,love her personality
>50/50 she use to date my best friend she's totally into me through may date her to assure my dominance

Op are you me?

> my girl's nickname is Mary
> literally same
> same

>>677545995
Same situation. It fucking sucks

>Miya
>made me feel wanted for the first time in 21 years
>she's my ex, can't get the guts to talk to her again

>broke up because I'm a raging alcoholic (drinking since 16)
>couldn't handle myself well around her
>never showed affection unless it was during sex

>Grace

>Weird, beautiful, artistic, confident, cheeky

>My chances are fucking non-existent and she probably thinks I'm a total faggot because I failed at talking to her a year ago.

>>677539708
Katie
She lets me grab her ass and doesn't annoy me
0

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>>677542021
That got me in the feels

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>>677542021
too close to home man

>>677540124
T. Taylor?

>>677552372
Nope moved back to the states, was an exchange student

>Jackie
>She's sweet, really funny, and very pretty
>Classmates, have a few things in common. I can dream about dating her. I hope I can make my dreams reality.

>>677539708

>Elyse

>She's into pretty much everything I'm into, we have similar outlooks on life, she's got a great personality, and she just happens to be beautiful.

>I'm stuck in the friend zone for now, until she gets some shit taken care of/sorted out. She's got a lot on her plate right now that's way more important to her than a relationship.

M. H.

One of the only people on this planet that I genuinely liked.

None at all.

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>Vanessa
>Smart, plays vidya, guitar and has a lot of cool interests
>we talked just a little and her last bf was 6.2ft while I'm a manlet

>>677551980
i'm pretty sure I'm just gonna have to an hero

>>677539708
Sarah
She is mysterious and sensitive and strong and sensual. She's also a genius artist.
Zero. We live very far apart and Im engaged. If we were closer we might have a fling if I was willing to fuck up my life as is and she was willing to forgive me

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>>677552559
kek, die alone piece of shit//

Bin ladina

>MGTOW

>watch you guys be manipulated for your resources by women

>watch as socialism voted in by women and manginas fails

>mfw

>>677539708
>Mary
>she's talented, funny, and hawt
>we're dating :^)

>>677539708
>Mathilde
>One of the few people I can actually relate to and have a nice connection with
>No chance atm

>>677543765
Actual molly isn't cheap and it's quite hard to score in many places. If you're calling it shitty then you very clearly haven't done it.

Elissa
Her sense of humor, world outlook, political standing, intellegence, looks
Well we're both in separate relationships and she just told me she may be pregnant

>>677548256
Really hope you can find happiness again. Stay strong brother.

>Bella
>Her sarcasm
>She goes to another school and I'm still dreaming about her like a faggot

Chloe
Nose

>Veronica

>cute, inteligent

>she showed interest in me, but i am a social failure and i didn't had the nerve to talk to her.

Grace
Smoking hot with great personality
Probably no chance

>>677548256
im sorry, mate. hope you get better

>Deborah
>Smart, sexy, funny, understands me better than any other girl has ever understood me.
>Had a chance, waited too long to take it, by the time I did she wasn't interested anymore.

>>677539708
>Marie
>her penis is small like a ten year old boys
>status confused, wanted to have sex with her and she called me a homosex for wanting to sex her before the operation, like a fake vagina will make it less homo or something, holding pattern since that argument

>Selina
>Smart, funny, killer laugh and smile, sexy body and beautiful face
>she's mine(hopefully forever)

>Sydni
>She was funny, cute as fuck, and intelligent.
>When hell freezes over

>>677542771
>Known her 2 years
>Been friends forever
Anon is 2 years old confirmed. gtfo kiddo.

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>Kodi
>Funny and cute
>She loves me over Xbox but has a real life BF

>Not posting name
>Gorgeous, Athletic, Smart, One of the nicest people I know, Super open, Loves cuddling, Super helpful when I'm depressed
>Moderate/Slim. Just friends for now, probably won't get anywhere

>>677554226
Did you try to deal with that shit actively? I mean, like dating someone or fucking around?

At least fucking around is something I just can't get over my heart somehow..
And at dates, I never feel anything ever. Most of the time, I even think at better times with her, where we had dates.

>>677539708
>Merci
>Obvious virgin
>removed friend request after I messaged, lol

>Ryleigh.
>the way we used to talk.
>I had no shot, it hurt and I couldn't keep hiding it.
Shes amazing though and I hope I get to see her become extremely successful and find true happiness in herself as I did

>>677541000
Andrew?

>not gonna use her name
>she gets my really off-beat humour, like actually really likes it, smart, creative, pretty good looking
>I'd say 50/50, im kind of older but we're in the same classes in uni so I think I got a shot.

>>677542010
Just keep fapping to her and make really subtle hints to her, you'd be surprised, she might be into it

>>677539708
>Robyn
>She's smart, cute, quirky, kind.
>No chance, occasional chatting

Just gotta wait till I forget about it.

>>677547593

>omg who is she
>feels thread, whining about not getting any
>real vagina turns up
>AMG WIMMINZ NOT WELCOME, TITS OR GTFO

Kill yourself, faggot

>Abby
>laughs at my jokes, cute, petite, gorgeous eyes
>laughs at everybody's jokes, only friends with guys and like 3 girls because guys are "less drama"

Megan