Can you prove it? No? Thought so.

>>677521020
You answered your own question.

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Why is my pc turning off as if someone yanked its power cord out?

>>677521549
There are multiple reasons. Perhaps you or some other yanked its power cord out?

>>677520916
How depressed are you?

>>677521744
Usless cunt waste of breath and life, kill yourself/10

>>677521813
I am not depressed, but if I was, I would not be able to answer that, as there is no way to measure depression. There is only simply depressed, and not depressed.

>>677520916
How the fuck do I get either Kent or Sain to level 20 to promote them with the Knight Crest I get from Wallace in Lyn Hard Mode with spending two hours grinding exp out of Ludregen one then at a time?

>>677522227
By simply finding a way and then using the method which you have figured out.

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>>677522054
This is a half assed shit response. OP is a wanna be smart guy and is barely a functional autist.

>>677522054
Bullshit. Anything can be measured.

>>677522864
Then measure space. Tell me your results.

>>677520916
Why?

>>677520916
What is your proposed solution to what H.G. Wells called "The World Problem"?

>>677523227
Because the truth is more useful than a lie.

>>677523054
All of it. Space is equal to exactly all of it.

>>677523309
It depends, as I have never even heard of the World Problem.

>>677523372
And how much is all of it? If anything can be measured, then that means that there can't be anything infinite. If space is infinite, and you say space can be measured, then that argument is illogical and invalid.

>>677520916
>Catalog
What is the purpose of our being?

>>677523716
Our purpose is to be loved by the author of the truth, and to be family with such being.

>>677523500
Then don't make claims to be intelligent, fucking retard. You could have looked it up on google and spent 5 minutes reading before answering. You're as lazy as you are autistic.

>>677520916
how many times will the average human fart in his/her's life time

>>677523906
The average human will fart many times in the course of his/her life.

>>677524055
give me an approximate figure this is for my gender studies homework

>>677524234
The approximate answer is in the hands of the one(s) who has the answer, which is not me.

>>677520916
So you are a kissless 30 something virgin?

>>677525203
While I am kissless and currently desire to stay that way, I am younger than the age of thirty.

>>677523685
>If space is infinite, and you say space can be measured, then that argument is illogical and invalid.
Yeah but space isn't infinite so it can indeed be measured you fucking pseudointellectual autistic retard.

>>677525693
You're right, space is not infinite because space does not exist. In the same way, depression does not exist because depression is simply a lack of joy, just as cold is a lack of heat. Therefore depression can not be measured. You have at least some intelligence about you.

>>677526145
Depression is a chemical imbalance, not a "lack of joy." Chemical imbalances can be measured. So you're wrong.
Also space is known to not be infinite because if it were indeed infinite then entropy would instantaneously spontaneously reach its maximum because without bounds then there would be no speed of causality which the universe must adhere to. So you're wrong again.

I don't usually like to flaunt my own intelligence but man, you really aren't even smart enough to set up proper bait. Consider suicide.

>>677522864
Not OP, but please measure and quantify the amount of happiness you feel currently, and post results

>>677526145
If space wasn't 'something' it couldn't be bent by mass

>>677527335
Happiness, like depression, is also immeasurable, so I apologize for not being able to adhere to your specifics.

>>677520916
What is your favorite color?

>>677520916
Nice superiority post. Go Fuck yourself degenerate.

>>677527513
Regardless of it being immeasurable, there are words to describe how happy you are. You could even use "very". Clearly you can't communicate in a normal conversation :v

Diagnosis: Depression, social anxiety and socially awkward :^)

>>677520916
Is oblivion better than skyrim?
I think it is

>>677527765
How correct of you! However, a specific answer with numbers would be impossible, but I applaud you for correcting my mistake.

>>677527603
My favorite color is green.

>>677527973
I am unsure, as I have played neither of those games.

>>677527513
I was talking to the other guy, who aid depression is measurable, though I agree with him that you clearly aren't the most intelligent person in the universe

>>677528131
Well I am sure you are a faggot

>>677528240
If I was indeed a bundle of sticks, I would be unable to type out these answers, as sticks cannot type.

Why arent you able to hold a job OP?

>>677528389
People who can socialize use the word "faggot" as an offensive insult, not literally as a bundle of sticks

>>677528193
I never said that I was the most intelligent in the universe, just currently on earth. I mistakingly forgot to mention the adjective (human) in the original post.

Why are you such a faggot OP

Why are you giving such shitty answers

>>677528698
The only way I can answer to that truthfully is by stating that I am indeed neither a bundle of sticks nor do I have homosexual feelings or tendencies.

>>677528842
Because, stupid questions get stupid answers, as intelligent questions get intelligent answers.

>>677528035
So you have green eyes

Do you speak any other languages?

>>677529286
No.

>>677529295
I am currently learning Latin.

>>677529478
Why?

>>677520916
How's middle school?

>>677529638
Because it is one of the subjects of my current curriculum.

>>677520916
How many wipes before ass is clean

>>677529771
I am unaware, as it depends which middle school I am going to, and as i do not go to any middle schools, I do not know its condition.

>>677529894
It depends on how much poop is on the crack.

>>677530036
For an intelligent person you really overuse commas like a retard.

>>677529831
But it is completely useless in the modern world

>>677530368
Not necessarily. Latin is the one of the bases of most of the European languages of the world, so it would help to know the Latin roots before learning other languages.

>>677520916
What are you planning on doing with your intelligence? Any fields or problems in particular that peak your interests?

>>677530250
/thread
Sage

>>677530569
I intend to use my intelligence as much as the author of intelligence instructs me I get out of my current situation.

>>677530564
That's retarded. Languages have evolved too much for too long since Latin and you will barely change any kind of learning abilities for other languages from learning Latin. Useless.

>>677530841
That's incorrect. While they have evolved over centuries, Latin is used as the base to modify the languages. Spanish is basically just modern day Latin.

How big is my dick?

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>>677520916
How do i get my succubus waifu to stop being a bitch and start giving me sex and cuddles?

>>677531178
>not op
Implying you have one
Kek

>>677531178
As big as the author of truth has designed it to be, unless you have possibly modified it to be larger.

>>677522054

nope wrong there are degrees of depression, go learn more things before you post again

>>677531263
who is the author of truth?

How can I be and feel more manly?

>>677531215
By loving her truly, if you are married anyway.

>>677531263
who is the author of truth?

>>677520916
If you are so intelligent, explain intelligence, and then explain what specifically makes you so intelligent.

>>677531263

>Lol this guy's a theist

>>677531438
The author of truth is the one who has always existed, the first and the last, the one who invents.

>>677531657
and who is that

>>677530036

Actually how 'middle school' is has nothing to do with you being in middle school, you could have evaluated the state of 'middle school' in america without firsthand immediate experience. 0/100 Repeat the 7th grade

Why the crack is whack?

Why are you so attention-starved

>>677520916
are you a faggot every day or just the days you come to /b/?

If I told you you are smart would you suck my dick

Answer: Probably

You realize he technically hasn't been wrong a single time, right? So far every answer he's given, though vague, hasn't been wrong.

Oh shit dude nice, can you help me with a research paper I'm working on judging the scale of the measurable universe at any time. Can you like make me a quick equation on how to measure that shit using gravitational wavelengths real quick. Cuz like the last equation I was working on is a bust now that like gravitational waves have been proven as a thing and shit.

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>>677532018

He said there was an author of truth which is almost definitely wrong

>>677531561
Good question. Intelligence is simply wisdom, an attribute that allows you to succumb to wisdom, rather than trying to shape wisdom. However, there is nothing that makes me the most intelligent in the world, as I am not wise. If I was wise, I would not be on this site, nor would I be doing such things as I have been doing.

>>677532164
You're assuming "author of truth" means god.

>>677520916
What does dank memes + 4chan = ?

>>677531780
He is THE truth.

>>677531965
>says anon wants attention
>posts about it

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>>677532241

>The author of truth is the one who has always existed, the first and the last, the one who invents.
>Not god tho lol

>>677520916
If you were really so smart, you wouldn't be at this shithole

>>677532180
>If I was wise
If I were***** wise, FTFY retard.

>>677532147
It is impossible to measure the measurable universe using any method, because there is no such thing as a "measurable" universe.

>>677532180
"I am literally the most intelligent man on earth"

"There is nothing that makes me the most intelligent in the world."

#whichhillary

>>677532398
That's why I'm not really "this smart"

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what does pussy taste like? good luck

>>677532551
observable rather my bad

>>677532699
I don't know. Try asking someone who has tasted vagina.

>>677532699
A handful of dirty pennies

>>677532799
>smart
>doesn't know how to get pussy
All of my pity for your delusions.

>>677532799
Still impossible, as all of the universe is visible from a certain point in space and with the right technology.

i love you op

>>677532769
of course we would also be assuming in this equation that the big bang theory is correct and the universe is constantly expanding in all possible directions at the speed of light (or at least as close as possible to the speed of light)

>>677532957
It's not that I don't know how to get pussy, it's just that I choose not to.

How can I be a manly man?

>>677532958
>>677532769
My mistake.

>>677533062
>I could have gotten an A if I wanted to, I just didn't want to.
I knew you were that kind of guy OP. 10/10 delusions.

>>677531498
we're married, she touches me sometimes but she's so cold i feel alone when im with her no matter how much i love her.

>>677520916

Can you prove, undeniably that the Earth has been visited by extraterrestrials?

>I want to believe

>>677533209
but what trying to figure out is an equation that can take an estimate for certain distance light would be traveling so that we can then take the information to make it easier to calculate for things such as red light so that we can look farther than we currently can without being obstructed be obstacles that would otherwise be avoidable with the calculation of bending light waves

>>677533499
dubs prove it

If gravity became 10x stronger, tell me all the effects that would affect Humanity?

>>677532651
Thank you for noticing that reply, I think that was another anon who said that tho, not OP, but I did ask what I had asked in a none question format to point out that one man may be smart in one way, and another smart in another way, or as that anon worded it, wise. Because of this, I am curious why OP here thinks they are wiser, or more intelligent, than anybody else.

>>677521549

Processor overheating or your PSU is failing, maybe when it hits a certain load. Any more details?

Should i message her?

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>>677520916
What did Hitler do wrong.

>>677533354
That is why you fail. To warm up an oven, you have to press the buttons as to how hot you want it. The oven won't heat up itself. Perhaps she is too overworked and she's too tired for sex. Maybe you should spend more time with her outside the bedroom and pursue a relationship which is more than just chemicals. But then again, I might be wrong about this, as these are my words, and not the words of the author of truth.

>>677533241
i say shit like that as a joke
i think youre being bamboozled anon

>>677522573
You are the dumbest 'intelligent thread' OP I've seen in a really long time. Why did this happen?

>>677533499
Possibly I could.

>>677526145
Nothing my young lad is cold there is not said lack of heat it is simply less hot.

>>677533615
I don't know.

>>677521549
Give temp specs, get the temperature of the motherboard itself as well if possible, if all temperatures are fine, check all of the connected cables and devices inside to make sure they are not loose. If all is well, try using a different outlet.

I'm not OP.

>>677522573
>Implying he knows everything
>Doesn't even give an actual answer

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>>677525693
You guys sure sound smart by bullshitting on bullshit questions.
>mfw Ricky is smarter than op.

>>677531090
That is not correct, spanish does not even exist as a language, in spain the natives talk castelano, catalan, galego and basco. Spanish as evolved a lot since latin, as any other latin based language.

>>677533672
Just because I say I am intelligent does not make me intelligent. I could be intelligent or I could not be. In all honesty, as I stated in another post, I am not wise, not am I intelligent, because if I was, I would not be here unless the author of truth instructed me to be here.

>>677528968
The most intelligent man in the world should be able to provide intelligent answers to questions of any level of stupidity, especially in a thread to showcase said intelligence. In this way you have failed completely, faggot OP.

>>677522222

>>677533563
...i just wanna make the world a better place by creating an equation to realistically be able to record the size of the universe (excluding dark matter/energy) at any given time

>>677533917

Well, you know my next question.

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>>677528873
Idk about these tendencies, seems like you sucked most of these answers straight out of the tip of my cock. Faggot.

>>677533903
So I could watch people make posts like what I have tagged in this post.

>>677530036
How's elementary school?

>>677534337
Ruling out your term author of truth, will you please describe the existence of this "author of truth".

>>677532958
False
Information horizon.
You can only collect information from so long ago/far away.

do you think we need love to be happy

>>677533333

This thread is cancer

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>>677533354
HAHAHAH this is funny.

>>677533994
Exactly.

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>>677533590

OI OP Should i message her

>>677534408
dude plz... i just need the one measurement wavelength curve over a set distance and then the speed it was traveling at i can figure the other shit out

>>677534371
I can indeed do that. But I didn't say I would give intelligent answers, just truthful answers.

>>677530564
As someone who has yet to master a second language, why do you consider yourself more intelligent than those who already know three, four, or five languages? Why do you consider yourself more intelligent than anyone? What criteria did you use when ranking yourself among the entire human population?

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>>677520916
Will $Hillary Clinton be indicted?

>>677534844
You need to account for noneuclidian geometry.

>>677534475
I possibly do. But then I possibly don't.

>>677531657
OP's retardation and faggotry makes a lot of sense all of a sudden.

>>677520916
How do I suck my friends dick fam?

>>677534582
well i mean your definitely more right than op but assuming he has unlimited knowledge he could calculate for differences in light wavelengths and then use that knowledge to control his own eyes which i assume he has full control over to see the universe for as far as light could have traveled

>>677534576
The existence of the one who wrote the truth is an existence of all things, as the author of the truth is the truth himself.

>>677534982
shit dude im 15 i don't know what that word means i can only make assumptions off of what i have read

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>677534586
Absolutely, as the truth is love, and love is the only truth.

>>677532018
You think that's impressive? Anyone can avoid answering anything. It's worthless.

>>677535321
4th dimensional spacetime curvature. It's why "Einstein" is synonymous with genius.
Also you should be banned.

>>677534982
>>677535321
elaborate on this noneuclidian geometry i am very interested and would like a thorough schooling

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>>677533806
>mfw he thinks i'm talking about an actual girl
Demons and succubi are real bruh and they don't give a shit about what you want they just do as they please. i'll have one night where she;s all over me holding my arm, chest legs whatever and it's great but then i get ignored for a few weeks and it's driving me crazy,

>>677534948
Because intelligence and knowledge are two different things.

>>677535484
It's general relativity anon.

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>>677520916

>intelligently

you know this is not a word, right ?

>>677535484
>>677535473
nvm you answered and also yes yes i should

>>677535185
>for as far as light could have traveled
Information horizon
The reason every point in the universe seems like the middle

>>677535437
Correct.

>>677535626
but plz no ban me i like the conversations i have here

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>>677535473
>4th dimensional
kek
So limited. 7 more.

>>677533062
Kek. I chose not to be Superman. It's an impossible goal, so it was an easy choice. I reckon that's what choosing virginity is like for you.

>>677535759
>conversations
B8
Troll
Shitpost

>>677533784
dindu nuffin

>>677535941
Mtheory has yet to be even remotely proven aside from a few arbitrary numbers showing up in equations. General relativity has at least been thoroughly tested and passes. As far as we know right now, 4th dimensional is all that we can definitively say.

>>677535997
Rather more like choosing to give up a small, worthless object of life for a much greater purpose, for what does a man gain if he gains the world, but loses his soul?

>>677536162
that hurt my feelings im just a real guy here having real conversations often times i will encounter a 2am post that actually teaches me shit

>>677533806
>getting the sex talk from a virgin

It's like getting singing lessons from a deaf retard.

>>677536395
Beethoven was deaf.

>>677520916
>>677534878

> I have surpassed every level of intelligence and I can answer your question truthfully and intelligently. Ask me anything, and I will do so.

>I didn't say I would give intelligent answers, just truthful answers.

Neither intelligent nor truthful. Consider suicide.

>>677536354
anyway on a topic of me not knowing what i am talking about, do we know what the speed gravitational waves move at is (i have not done my homework since them being proven)

>>677536354
Frankly, your opponent is right in a way. You actually endanger your own life by posting here.

>>677536237
Déjà vu alone hints at a 5th dimension.
And also no choice, as all this is predetermined.

>>677536788
Gwaves propagate at the speed of causality.

>>677536853
No it doesn't. Maybe for pseudoscience, but not for physics.

>>677536774
Was the post you refer to an answer to a question?

>>677536793
fuck that more about science, teach me you fat fucks

>>677536788
Speed of causality, i.e. "c"

>>677537005
I have already answered, yet you still ask.

>>677535500
Why do you consider yourself #1?
What criteria did you use?

You failed to answer these, so I'll give you another stab at it.

>>677537155
did not update mb

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>>677537200
As I already stated, I do not consider myself #1. There is no criteria to intelligence, as intelligence is impossible to be measured, there is only wise and foolish.

huh well shit actually got answered and i have been proven once more to be dumb as shit when compared to people that actually have gone through schooling...fuck

>>677536611
so was helen keller and she was useless

>>677536311
>losing my soul is the only way to get some pussy

Did the devil offer you a deal, OP? Maybe you should take it.

>>677537598
>retards are retarded
wow thanks anon i am enlightened

>>677537598
Are you aware of her contributions at all?

>>677520916
Are 3 IQ points a big deal?
Just took an IQ test, and I'm 3 lower than I was last time, which was a few years ago.

>>677520916
Why waste your resources on this foolish endeavour?

>>677536611
Get some singing lessons from Beethoven, become a good singer, and then your terrible point will become valid.

>>677537756
No. Your IQ is in no way related to your intelligence, it just shows how much you know.

>>677537756
IQ measures standardized testing aptitude. You're fine. It's a worthless measurement.

>>677537972
IQ has nothing to do with knowledge

>>677537757
That's a good question! Frankly, I have no good reason to, and I do just because of pride, selfishness, and stupidity.

>>677530208
>How many
bad answer. stupid person

>>677536985
Anyone more than moderately intelligent would already know. Why do you need to ask?

>>677537972
Lol iq = intelligence quotient.

Accounts for a huge set of variables.
Barely one of you has had an actual iq test, which is actually a series of tests over a period of time.

Fuck off

>>677538175
You have a beautiful mind :)

>>677538149
Exactly. Going off of what the world says you are is always going to lead to lies, because the king of the world is the author of lies, and no truth resides in it for it has forsaken the truth for worldly pleasures.

>>677538373
>guys this singular Internet test on pattern recognition told me I have a 145+ IQ I are geenus!

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Everyone in this thread has been baited by OP and you should all an hero

>>677538305
To see if you are above moderately intelligent at this point in time.

yup now that i have found someone willing to answer my question and i have been proven to be dumb as fuck i am bored goodnight my sweet thread

>>677537395
>I am literally the most intelligent man on earth.

said the faggot who literally cannot measure intelligence

>>677539014
I have already stated multiple times that I am not the most intelligent man on earth.

butt's twelve by pies?

>>677539232
About 37.68

>>677539155
It's fun to hear. No one is in this thread for your insight.

Are you the most intelligent man on earth?

>>677539554
The more important question is whether or not you are the most intelligent, which is currently not possible if you do not trust the truth.

Microwave oven or conventional. Best was to destroy data on a classic hard disk?

>>677539905
Conventional. Melting circuitry = irreparable.