New Gary thread
bump gary
Haha, Gary!
bumpppppp
New assault
be a woman
roleplay with em
Post lulz
Poet Gary
>>677517755
This is a conversation between Humanized! Shu Todoroki (Cars 2) and yourself, Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large).
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): Hi.
Humanized! Shu Todoroki (Cars 2): Hello.
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): So.
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): How do cars make babies?
Humanized! Shu Todoroki (Cars 2): Why do you want to know?
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): Because.
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): Maybe I want to make a baby w/ you.
Humanized! Shu Todoroki (Cars 2): *he blushes a bit*
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): Turn around and bend over.
Humanized! Shu Todoroki (Cars 2): No thanks. I'm good. Sorry.
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): but wait-- I have the best moan.
Sigfried (wavy blond locks, dazzling blue eyes, mega large): "Haha, Gary!"
Humanized! Shu Todoroki (Cars 2) has left the conversation.
bump, so much fun
this is גארי Kikester retiring
KEK bump this shit!
kek conversation was too long
Im Adolf Hitler
This is a conversation between Deadpool and yourself, Lady in red.
Lady in red: save me
Deadpool: Whats the matter?!?!
Lady in red: Im stuck
Deadpool: *gets closer to you*
Deadpool: Lets see...
Lady in red: Breast grace your head *blushes
Lady in red: Thanks
Deadpool: Whats the problem?
Lady in red: I'm stuck in the public pool
Deadpool: What you mean by saying stuck?Your leg or something?
Lady in red: No i fill the whole pool *note to DP I am around 900 pounds
Gaaaaaaaaaary???!
This is a conversation between Tom Diavolo and yourself, Dimitri (anthro)Tiger.
Dimitri (anthro)Tiger: ...Hey.
Tom Diavolo : Hey
Dimitri (anthro)Tiger: Pet me, Gary.
Tom Diavolo : I'm not gary!
Dimitri (anthro)Tiger: Well fuck you.
You've left the conversation.
>>677518553
wat
anons there is no regular users left to troll, we should take our might and move onto omegle
>omegle
>more lulz
>>677518738
I second this motion.
>>677518738
I agree
chat is DESERT, KEK
>>677518738
shamchat is donezo
>>677518738
Cool with that!
>>677518738
I third
nill kiggers reporting for booty
This is a conversation between some random fucker and yourself, wincest.
wincest: hey
some random fucker: wincest
some random fucker: is not
some random fucker: WINcest
wincest: wanna be my oni-chan
some random fucker: holy FUCK no
wincest: but why not
some random fucker: wait isn't it onee chan?
some random fucker: fuck im a weeb
wincest: just let me call you my brothers nae
some random fucker: nien
wincest: i just want to call you gary
wincest: Haha, Gary!
some random fucker: OH MY GOD
some random fucker: YOU MET HIM TOO
wincest: Haha, Gary!
some random fucker: WHO THE FUKC IS GARY
wincest: Haha, Gary!
some random fucker: HAHA ASSFUCKER
wincest: Haha, Gary!
some random fucker: WHY
some random fucker: NO MORE
wincest: Haha, Gary!
some random fucker: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
wincest: Haha, Gary!
some random fucker: ;-;
>>677518738
Good idea. Maybe we should do something new though. It's only a matter of time before they tie Gary to the anonymous hacker known as 4Chan
Lets go to omegle /b/ros
>A tall guy is now part of Hitlers army
See if we can't choose "Roleplay" as our interests to get some faggots
ONWARDS TO OMEGLE
the battle for shamchat is over, the battle for omegle is about to begin
>>677519322
I second this, roleplayers are fucking faggots and they get butthurt so easily when they think you ruined their "immersion1!111!!"
>>677519322
"Youtube" is a better tag because a lot of people use it
It is sooo on
Omegle it is, then.
>>677518738
YES
> This weird but it's worth it
This is a conversation between crossdresser and yourself, Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss).
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Hi
crossdresser: hey
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Are you a dude who looks like a girl?
crossdresser: yes
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Are you passable?
crossdresser: very
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Can you call me daddy?
crossdresser: ok daddy
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Describe yourself.
crossdresser: 5 7 black hair blue eyes pale skin
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Are you flat chested?
crossdresser: yes
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): *unzips pants* okay girl, let's get this show on the road.
crossdresser: (bends over) go on big boy
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): *Moves over panties and sees that you have a bulge* I see you're not as girl as I thought.
crossdresser: still doesnt mean you cant fuck me
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): *Pulls on your hair and uses it as leverage to push my 8 inch cock into your presumably virgin ass*
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Oh fuck, you're so tight!
crossdresser: yelps in pain "do it harder daddy"
crossdresser: cum inside me
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): *keeps pushing in harder and faster, noticing your tiny penis growing fully erect at 2 inches* I could use a girl like you around for some, fun, *panting hard*
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): *I thrusting in and explode deep inside of you*
crossdresser: kepp me as your cock slave daddy
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): I keep thrusting, "beg for it"
crossdresser: please daddy
crossdresser: fuck me hard
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): I fuck your ass harder than either of us have ever thought possible. My cock twitches as I'm about to cum for the second time.
crossdresser: please fill me with cum
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): I cum deep inside of your ass. "HAHA, GARY!" I scream out in pleasure and pain.
crossdresser: ask myself what i got into
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Garrrryyy?
Vince (6'5 Male Mob Boss): Haha, Gary!
crossdresser has left the conversation.
Gary is going from mobile to PC brb
I'm on Omegle!
Let's all agree on some tags for Omegle, yeah?
>>677519625
aaand im back to shitpost
Youtube is the tag i'm using
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: ?
You: Haha, Gary!
You: It's you!
Stranger: wtf xD
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger has disconnected.
I'm there fags, ROLEPLAY
>>677519861
nobody cares but check my trips.
>>677519895
Youtube it is.
Stranger: M
You: u jewish
Stranger: No are you m or f
You: i'm jewish
You: hello
Stranger: Oh cool are you a chick or do you have a dick?
You: i'm a jew from zion
Stranger: Make or female
You: whats ur name
Stranger: Barry
Stranger: You
You: coo cuz mine is Garry
Stranger: Sik are you straight?
You: haha
>>677520011
eh dubz
TAG IS YOUTUBE
>>677520192
yeah I meant dubs. my trips are right there.
>>677519787
this
>>677520322
sure dub boi
TAG IS YOUTUBE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Hey F15
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Hi
You: v
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Hi
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Fuck you
You: Haha, Gary!
You: Fuck you bitch, suck and fucking choke on a fat choad
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: Fuck you Gary you queer
You: Haha, Gary!
You: Silly nigger, dicks are for whites
Stranger: Suck a dick
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: I hope you get fucked
>>677520401
listen homie. forget the trips. I don't need them.
>>677520509
aaand you downgraded
did hitler do anything wrong?
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: He lost the war
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Stranger: hey how r u
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: I was just here..
Stranger: im reginald
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: kys
You: damn
Tag: YouTube
>>677520871
okkk
are the 'interests' my interests or what im looking for?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like youtube.
Stranger: hello
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger: omg shut the fuck up
You: Haha, Gary!
Omegle is not so patient.
>>677519594
Fuckin KEK
>>677521060
write "black cock"
This is a conversation between A guy and who is this fucking gary.
who is this fucking gary: hey
A guy: Wait
who is this fucking gary: ?
A guy: I have an idea
who is this fucking gary: yea
A guy: Become
A guy: One
A guy: Of
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: Us
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: Haha, Gary!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
A guy: HAHA, GARY!
who is this fucking gary: u nigger
who is this fucking gary: i knew it
A guy: FUCKIN NICE
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjGCUX-CgzhLxRWU68dyXmQ
>>677521178
kek
>>677521449
KEK'D
bump naggers
>>677521374
This is dripping with potential. Haha, Gary! Commented as many times as possible with dislikes
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like youtube.
Stranger: hi m or f
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: age
You: 23
Stranger: 15
You: guess what
You: I'll show you my tits if you say
You: Haha, Gary!
Stranger has disconnected.
http://logs.omegle.com/e0684ce
>>677522010
Hey all you faggots!! Listen to this guy!
>>677521449
this nigga is biting hard.
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Rice?
chatmeup: yes prs
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Fries?
chatmeup: no fries
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Black cock?
chatmeup: from a chink?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: I'm a part-timer
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: DO you want my dick in your pussey
chatmeup: maybe...
chatmeup: how big is it?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: 7.4 inches
chatmeup: my boyfriends is bigger :p
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: how big is he?
chatmeup: 7.8
chatmeup: but he's a manlet
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: ahahah
chatmeup: how tall are you chinaman?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: 6 foot 2
chatmeup: wowee, you're a big guy
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: ikr
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: but i'm not actually black :L
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: White British
chatmeup: oooo, nice. where in the uk?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: how tall is he?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: oh can't give too much info to you ;)
chatmeup: he's like 5'5...awww shame. im from UK too
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Are you actually female?
chatmeup: why? do i sound like a boy to you?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: It's the internet, sweetheart. Assume everything has a dick until proven otherwise :L
chatmeup: well i can't really prove it. you could just as easily be a dyke after my bits too y'know
>>677522466
You're about to start wanking to someone who's in this friend
shamchat.com/cb9fa5f2
This is a conversation between Guess what and Donald Trump.
Donald Trump: Haha, Gary!
Guess what : Haha, Gary!
Donald Trump: Haha, Gary!
Guess what : Haha, Gary!
Donald Trump: Your going over the wall, Gary!
Guess what : Pls
Donald Trump: Pls what, Gary?
Guess what : Do not send me back to the beaners oh benevolent leader
Donald Trump: As long as you kill the BLM movement and feminism then you can join me, Gary!
Guess what : Will do emperor trump
Guess what has left the conversation.
>>677522565
troll'd you good there didn't i anon
>>677522746
i hoped "you're a big guy" would make it obvious im trollin'
>>677522372
Already commented, Gary
>>677522372
wilco
>>677522984
hey monsterboer
>>677523221
Hey Acetyl CoA
This is a conversation between Garry and yourself, hannah (15/f).
Garry: ARE YOU A HOT GIRL???
Garry: 15 HUH?
hannah (15/f): ye
hannah (15/f): oh bby i am tall enough dont worry
Garry: Are you married?
hannah (15/f): i am tall enough dont worry m8
Garry: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN BITCH WERE NOT AT THE FUCKING FAIR HERE
hannah (15/f): i am tall enough dont worry
Garry: TALL ENOUGH FOR WHAT
hannah (15/f): i am tall enough dont worry about it mate
Garry: Alright HANNAH
Garry: You've sealed your fate
Garry: I'm coming to rape you
Garry: I've back traced your IP's using internet explorer
hannah (15/f): wanna know a secret
hannah (15/f): Andreas Nørløv
Garry: Whats the secret
hannah (15/f): Andreas Nørløv
Garry: Who the fuck is that????????????
hannah (15/f): Andreas Nørløv
i out shit posted one of you bitches
>tag
lets go you retards
>>677523370
Nope, I actually didn't comment
>>677523526
Everyone should tho
>>677523370
hi fag:)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Cc-jyJvPg
Comment, Haha, Gary!
This is a conversation between A Big Guy and yourself, Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters.
A Big Guy: First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: Hi Gazza whats up
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: We all know Garry is a big guy
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: no need to brag
A Big Guy: Who paid you
A Big Guy: To grab Dr Pavel?
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: The Dark Ones
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: They promised my protection
A Big Guy: If I pulled that mask off, will you die?
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: Only if you snuggle afterwards
A Big Guy: You're a big guy
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: Says the little guy
A Big Guy: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: Oh boy im not caught.
A Big Guy: Are you amy?
A Big Guy: Hahahaha
A Big Guy: I'm scared
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: dont be im here for you
A Big Guy: I'm just going to move on
Holy shit.
This is a conversation between Radiations for japan and yourself, a lesbian.
Radiations for japan: Hello
a lesbian: Haha, Gary!
Radiations for japan: epic
Radiations for japan: fallout
Radiations for japan: 3
Radiations for japan: meme
a lesbian: Haha, Gary!
Radiations for japan: see me after class
Radiations for japan: say that to my face not online and see what happens
a lesbian: Haha, Gary!
Radiations for japan: man, fallout 3 wasn't this good
Radiations for japan: it's overrated
a lesbian: Haha, Gary!
Radiations for japan: I can't believe people actually paid for that stupid DLC, they probably did just for the gary's clones
Radiations for japan: what a bunch of retard
Radiations for japan: they should have paid for a good game
Radiations for japan: WOW
Radiations for japan: O
Radiations for japan: W
Radiations for japan: don't trigger me honestly
a lesbian: Haha, Gary!
Radiations for japan: this thread sucks
Radiations for japan: i'm going to spam obese women
Radiations for japan: in the thread
Radiations for japan: and you can't do shit
Radiations for japan: because it's /b/, i'm allowed to shitpost my man
Radiations for japan: jk i'm perma banned i won't do shit
Radiations for japan: don't tell my mom i'm here
rip thread
This is a conversation between A Big Guy and yourself, Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters.
Gentle Amy Ravages Rowdy Youngsters: Shall we play a game?
A Big Guy: I'd rather not
A Big Guy has left the conversation.
we got disconnected, found him again then i fucked up.
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: you!
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: I found you
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: phew
chatmeup: haha. where'd you go?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: accident
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: where'd you go?
chatmeup: i went for a pee
chatmeup: and then you were gone!
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Sorry
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: So, like
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: What do you do for a living
chatmeup: im a teacher of sorts
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Of sorts? ;)
chatmeup: ESOL. i teach foreign people how to speak english
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Not gonna lie, always wanted to fuck a teacher
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Just saying
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Throwing that out there
chatmeup: you're throwing...maybe i'm catching;)
chatmeup: wht do you do gary?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Gary?
chatmeup: haha sorry, not gary. will
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Oh shit son
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: that was on /b
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Haha, Gary!
chatmeup: people keep calling me gary here too!
chatmeup: or are called garry
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: It was on 4chan
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: No I'm still Will
chatmeup: whats 4chan?
chatmeup: is that the hackers website?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: yeah they go on there sometimes
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: but it's just people who share stupid shit
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Anon
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: You aren't fooling anyone
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Now
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Rice?
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: or fries?
chatmeup: rice pls:)
The Chinese Takeaway down the road: Nah mate
>This is a conversation between Swap!Sans and yourself, Adolf Hitler.
>Swap!Sans: no.
>Adolf Hitler: Jawol\
>Swap!Sans: not again
>Adolf Hitler: Leans in 4 the kiss
>Swap!Sans: *backs away* hell no
>Adolf Hitler: Grabs a gun
>Swap!Sans: oh shi-
>Adolf Hitler: Shoots in the leg
>Swap!Sans: AAAAA
>Adolf Hitler: YOUR IN HELL NOW
>Swap!Sans: AW HELL
>Adolf Hitler: Puts penis in the bullet hole
>Swap!Sans: NOOO
>>677524081
What a pussy
>>677525773
Fucking 10/10
>>677525721
>The Chinese Takeaway down the road: that was on /b
>that was on /b
>/b
what the fuck is /b
>>677526232
that's what i said!!!
>>677526091
We didn't even get to 20 Gary's
I've seen that takeaway guy on there for ages now
>>677526653
5 max
Is gary the new meme?
>>677526653
Did she have any other videos? Or she fuggin take em all down?
>>677526942
It was 7, plus one "first" and a "thanks!"
>>677527214
thats 5.
the 'first' was b4 op posted
>>677527509
Nah nigga 9 comments in total, 2 were already there.
Fellow devil /b/ro where you at
This is a conversation between some toes and yourself, Hans Landa (Gary Hunter).
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): Boom gotcha
some toes: i is toes
some toes: is not gary
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): Nice try gary
some toes: gary freaksmeout
some toes: I Is not
some toes: you is gary
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): i see through your pitiful disguise
some toes: you is!
some toes: toes noes
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): Well see what the fuhrer has to say about that
some toes: toes is seven confused
some toes: hans. hands
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): How dare you insult me
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): i am a superior aryan
some toes: Hans shoulders nees and toes!!
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): i should hang you for this
some toes: u no shoulders and nees?
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): but i got a better idea
some toes: ?
some toes: que es eso?
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): *ties toes uup
some toes: toes no appruciate
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): *Bends him over
some toes: toes no bend
some toes: only 1 knuckle
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): i think you need a prostate exam my friend
some toes: toes has no peenor. toes has no bum hole
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): It's okay toes
some toes: gary y
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): ill only go hans deep
some toes: no
some toes: toes noes inside u be gary
some toes: u be lie
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): ADMIT IT NOW
some toes: is no gary.
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): YOU KNOW WHERE THE GARYS ARE
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): YOURE HIDING THEM
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): WHERE ARE ZEY
some toes: met him 5 time and he scr me. is afraid. he gave me a movie of bees.
some toes: toes never asked 4 bees
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): DONT LIE TO HANS TOES
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): TOES NOES HANS
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): TOES NOES WHAT HANS IS CAPABLE OF
some toes: toes no lie. toes keep get called gary. toes is not. toes makes funny jokes, but toes never gary
Hans Landa (Gary Hunter): huh,
It was gay
Kik is .septums. ,
Skype is justsomelosertbh
You know what to do.
>>677529500
lolwut?
bot?
It was gay pt.2
>>677529702
less gay
>>677519787
>>677520400
Depression and Feminism, just like the Dan threads
Ez
is anything happening now?
>>677531113
im on right now
This is a conversation between The Neko Boy you ordered in a box and yourself, Gary.
The Neko Boy you ordered in a box : *slowly opens my eyes to the inside of a box* Nya? *paws at the box trying to get out*
Gary: *pulls down pants revealing an 20 inch long cock
The Neko Boy you ordered in a box : *still trying to get out *
Gary: *opens box
The Neko Boy you ordered in a box : *sees you and whimpers abit*
Gary: *rapes you anally
The Neko Boy you ordered in a box : N-n-nyaa
The Neko Boy you ordered in a box : *cries feeling you rape me*
Gary: *your anus prolapses
The Neko Boy you ordered in a box has left the conversation.
These are dank memes, guys
Omegle
Tag = youtube
All Gary attend
>>677529500
>>677521429
kek
>>677532361
died
make interests suicide and tumblr and say JUST DO IT
kik: EnglishDreams
Lets go motherfuckers
>>677532361
Haha, Gary!
>>677534499
Haha
>>677533984
That kids a fuckin emo cunt