>>677510961
Because im an ugly FUCK

>>677510961
I am muslim

>>677511481
Arranged?

because im not a fucking normie

>>677511660
Not yet

Because i love fisting things

>>677510961

Because my boyfriend is just fine

>short
>fat
>balding
>no money

>>677510961
Because them hoes aint loyal

>>677513140

>can't keep a girl

kek'd

>>677510961
I'm gay

>>677514291
>implying anyone can
they are always looking to 1+
every single one of em

>>677514400

>hasn't actually found a decent chick
>assumes all are as bad as his

Oh I pity you

>>677514355
Also gay, have a bf tho.

>>677514615
>still believing his girlfriend or anyone hes ever been with hasnt cheated on him at least a dozen times
Oh you, I bet you still believe in true love as well
to be 17 again

today is our universary, one year together

you are a faggot

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>>677514770

>I don't have it so it doesn't exists

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Because live in the woods, and the nearest town an hour away is a ghetto.

I'm a step short of being a recluse

>>677510961
Lost my only chance at one after a failed relationship. Now im just sitting here while she's fucking another guy while i'm still her roommate.

>>677514887
Bro, I don't think you appreciate how non existent my sodium value is
Just saying in the right situation with the right guy, any girl will cheat
its just nature bro
some day you will realize the world isn't a magical fantasy like the lord of the rings
but first you have to hit puberty

>>677513054
look at all the excuses thisguy has

>>677510961
I do.

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>>677515295

>I don't have it so it doesn't exist
>any girl will cheat
>some day you'll realize

Poor anon

>>677515554
Your hand doesn't count, faggot.

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>>677515645

>>677510961
Never been with a chick that hasn't cheated so I'm not very motivated.
Maybe if one day I see someone special

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>>677510961
because i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

i smoke too much weed, spend too mutch money on it aswell.

>>677510961
i do and shes right next to me drink E&J wit me and we gonna fuck later... wats ur excuse.

Because I was brainwashed by Disney into thinking I needed one and that infantile delusion persists in the wake of heartbreak at the fact women are more vile and beastly than my primitive drives are capable of keeping up with.

>>677510961
Too shy. I've had about 6> opportunities (not kidding to be alpha, im beta) but I said no to each one because I'm a funny guy, but just too shy.

I regret it nowadays, however. Since I'm more confident.

>>677515587
Poor me? Your pity is wasted
My life is great, probably because I realize what a disgusting world this is, somehow that creates a far sturdier base for me to exist on.
I have a great job, the best friends anyone could ask for, a house a car, I travel frequently and I am in good health and not that bad a looker either. My relationships with females are exactly what I want them to be, and I don't have to risk anything for them.

Keep living in your delusion, I'll keep living in my awesome reality.

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I do

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>>677515933

shut-in

>>677515821
If you have a gril sitting next to you, and your on 4chain you're being cucked, and don't even know it...

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>>677515967

>this lonely
>this triggered

Honestly its because i love being single. Not saying i fuck every hour of the day but a different girl once or twice a week definitely. Im a young guy, dont want to waste my youth

>>677510961
Because we broke up a few months ago, and haven't been looking for a new one yet.

>be me
>21 year old virgin
> get girlfriend
> solid 3/10
>she has dog breath
>throw up after kissing her
>Fap
>break up with her because I need food to stay down
>still a virgin
>Someone kill me.

>>677510961
I'd like to know
But I guess it's because I'm fucking ignorant in approaching and texting to girls

>>677510961
>Fat
>Semi-functioning Drunkard
>Social phobia, gynophobia, and agoraphobia
>Trauma from only relationship developed the phobias
>Tried a good amount in my teen years, each ending in ridicule or rejection
>Can't talk to women past the initial introduction or if they need help with class work
>Need to be drunk to even fap

Already accepted the only women in my life are going to be liquor and mary jane; still it wrecks me daily. Only wanted someone to care about me and vice versa, and a family. Always sucks when the only thing you want is what you can't have.

But fuck it, it's how things have to be; too tired to try anymore, just gotta find some way to go on.

>>677516180
why not smash so you can say:

>be me, 21
>not a virgin
>...

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>>677516102
>probably having the only conversation with another living person that he has had all week
>pathetically still just trying to troll
It's obvious where each of us are at in our lives

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>>677516388

>mfw knowing I'm happier than you've ever been

>>677516493
>implying
yea, k. cya anon. wish I could say its been fun

I lack armpit hair nor praise Jesus so not a real man

>>677516086
plz explain? highly doubt it tho since we r always together and have already fuck once today. but i guess it kinda helps since im a black guy with a relatively big dick and am not bad looking. so i bet that ur an old fat balding white guy with a 4 inch cock too like the rest of these average /b/tards.

>>677516388
You dont know shit about life bud
Everyone you know hates you
Even your Girls
Hell, even I hate you, and I dont even know you
No Wonder your life is shit
Its because you are shit
You lil piece of trash that cant keep his things together

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>>677516547

>backing out because truth has been spoken

>>677516614
Hate me more please.
Your feeble attempts to thwart my self-esteem are like warm lips on my cawk

>>677516204
same here. Have girl friends, but have known them all my life so it's different

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>>677516614
>>677516669
4 chans finest

i do have a girlfriend

but for the last 6 months or so i have slowly reclused and stay in my room all day when im not at work

im now regretting my girlfriend because a relationship requires the time and attention that i dont feel like giving anymore

help

>>677516289
>Spend all my money on college.
>Can't get steady work.
>gils won't look twice at me after I tell them I don't have a car.
How do I smash when I need a hookup/a sugar mamma/ or a prostitute(which I cannot pay for.)

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>>677516771

>someone else thinks you're a loser

>>677516696
I dont need to
At The end of the day
You will be looking at yourself in the mirror
Maybe you will figure out
Whats wrong in your life

Protip
Its you

>>677516872
>being this much of a poorfag
holy kek

>>677516801
Just say you're not interested anymore and break up with her, not hard at all.

>>677516741
I have female friends but I can't see them as potential partners

>>677510961
Because every time I start talking to someone I loose interest after a week.

>>677516956
Lmao go on poor boy
Get your whacky, impotent frustrations out on your new God

>>677516893
You're really going all out
Unfortunately only you care about random nobodies opinions
Not me anon, my life is too good for that

>>677516993
we've been dating for two and a half years now

i understand the best thing to do in this situation without a doubt is what you just said

but i would also feel like a massive dick too

People say I look like tyler oakely :'(

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>>677517135

>going all out
>1 sentence and an image

with such low standards no wonder you can't keep women

Im 374 pounds and I have horrible social anxiety. (16 year old boy)

>>677517097
Your sarcastic comebacks and witty words wont Save you
Because you know yourself
Because you are here
4Chan
Place for losers
Only place you fit in
We all do

>>677510961
Can't afford one

>>677514355
Ha gayyy xddd

>>677517317
People said I look like pewdiepie

>>677517325
>1 sentence and an image
>>677517325
>>677516893
>>677516669
>>677516493
>>677516102
>>677514887
This is why you don't have a girlfriend anon

can i have some 10/10 nudes pls

>>677515084
Do you live in a treehouse and have animal friends? If not atleast theres a monkey town an hour away

>>677517407
You're really enjoying my knob here, ultra faggot.
I bet you even let my shit soak in while I blissfully ignore yours.
Har
Har

Hat

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>>677517529

>this cranky

>>677516893
fuck off, you absolute autist

I'm good looking everyone tells me that. Even my guy friends. So it must be true. I just don't know any girls since I moved and I dont have anywhere to meet one and the ones that i know that liked me arent uo to my taste. Im also on the skinnier side, tried bulking up but cant keep up a diet and appetite doesnt really help. Tips?

Bc my wife doesn't approve

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>>677517765
I must've really struck a nerve with you, to get you trying so, so hard.

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>>677517810

>pointing out the truth
>autism

kek'd

>>677517657
The fact you are ignoring me cantbchamge the fact
That your parents didnt love you
That you were alone
A single child
Ignored
Unloved
Stranded

>>677510961
I'm exclusively into trannies (>girlfriend) and they're hard to find irl. Also I'm depressed and socially awkward.

Because the girl I'm into spews memes like she's in the in crowd despite actually being from Reddit and I'm such a sperglord that I genuinely consider this grounds for complete dismissal.

>>677517482
TBH pewdiepie isnt as bad

>>677517765
>how did you spend your afternoon anon
>Trying to make someone I don't know and will never know angry by posting one liners with images of people laughing because that's what gets me angry

>>677517921
>trying this hard to get under people's bibbies
Now tell me to kill myself rofl

>>677517267
That's reasonable, but it doesn't help either of you in the long run. It is really hurtful when you find out someone haven't been in love with you for several months. My last girlfriend told me she didn't have any feelings for me the last 5-6 months of our relationship, and it really crushed me. So the best thing you could do is to break up, regardless of how much of a dick you might be...

>Be me
>18
>Lame
>Hates going out
>Shy
>No hopes or dreams
>Broke

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>>677517888

>trying so, so hard

parents made me a beta faggot because they wouldnt let me have a girlfriend. When i was in high school i actually was hit on and once a girl asked me out but i had to reject her because of parents. Now i am a kissless virgin with no confidence or experience to ask someone out

Cuz I'm a loser baby. So why don't you kill me?

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>>677518051

>is morning before work
>implying I'm in the wrong for pointing out this anon being a fuck up

Stop whiteknighting a faggot

>>677517895
>pointing out the truth
>doesn't know the fucking guy at all

autism

>>677518195
The only decent one if the one to the far right

>>677518192
see
>>677518051
seems like its pretty transparent to everyone
>could've done something with your day
>chose this
lol

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>>677517765
>trying this hard

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>>677510961
no gf means more money in the bank account.
no gf means no kids to take care of.
no gf means sexual release whenever you want, to WHATever you want.
no gf means more time for you, less funneling into her.
no gf means no fucking wasting entire days shopping.
no gf means no planning dates, just go out and do whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want with whoever the fuck you want.

fuck gfs

>>677517818
Anyone?

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>>677518293

>read what he said
>says he's mad and bad
>you don't know me

>>677518281
>implying anon is a fuck up
Stop whiteknighting an even bigger faggot

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>>677516180
>>677516289
>>677516872
>>677516985
Please /B/ help me get laid.
What can I do? Even tried dealing drugs but I can't find people to buy. I'm not ugly so how do I get girls to upen up(Hehe.)

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>>677518322

see

>>677518281

Keep up buttercup

Got a story of how hopeless I am
>be me
>16 at the time
>get invited to small party, friend says possible pussy
>girl whose hosting said "anon I really really want you here"
>I said I was busy and played runescape that day
being antisocial sucks

>>677518037
I know that people even like him
I don't think I look like him that much, but some of friends told me I do

>>677518068
You are too much of a coward
To Just end it all
You had one shot
One opportunity
To achieve all that you ever wanted
One moment
But you didnt capture it
And you Just let it slip

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>>677518329

You should stop trying so hard

>>677518479
Maybe you should, i don't know, talk to women?

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>>677518463

>anon is a fuck up
>you are a fuck up

Literally too lazy to figure out how to talk to girls.

>>677510961
The reason I don't have a boyfriend is because of the country I live in. I really don't like Swedish guys. They are really not my type. Because of the feminist movement in Sweden, many of them act like pussies. I am a Russian girl I need masculine and romantic men. Just like the men of Russia. Damn, sometimes I wish my family never moved to Sweden.

>>677518731
Tits or gtfo

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hey /b/ros there are givig free steam keys to download holodrive, so... go
http://failmid.com/

any donations or something,if u want .. here
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kkalef0/

>>677518854
xD

>>677518512
Keep up? With what? To what relevance does his post have to do with ours? Oh.. Wait.. I think I see whats going on
Someone else posted something completely parallel to yours but because it was targeted at me you hopped on his dick faster than your "Non-Cheater" girlfriend jumps on any dick that doesn't spend his afternoons gallantly trying to get a rise out of people with weaboo ass gifs
but yeah, no, I'm the one that should keep up..

my time is done here, please try not to waste your ENTIRE day anon, really, please.

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>>677518984

TL;DR

Your rage is really showing now

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>>677518449
>believes what he reads on the internet
>feels threatened

gg

>>677518731
How old are you? You could move to another country. Answer mine?
>>677517818

>>677518854
Would never take such photos

>>677518596
Talk to girls all the time, they just don't wan't to fuck me. I got to a point where I straight up ask women if they want to fuck. Got a shitload of confidence.
Tons of 14yo girls are all over me but no women I can fuck.

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>>677519207

>acts like a faggot
>gets called a faggot
>you don't know me

>>677519307
I thought russian sluts were keen on these kinds od things, betcha ur Just un ugly beetch

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>>677519207

I have no time.

It isn't hard to get children, but it is hard to find a job.

If you have no time for a girlfriend she will leave you.

21 yo and virgin
Please help me out /b/ros!!

>>677518479
How old are you?
You are not ugly but you aint Liam Hemsworth either. Work out, this is garanteed to get you more attention. Have an upbeat personality and go out with friends where you could meet people, drinking around socially, etc.

>>677519951
Are you fat?

>>677518556
Last word

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>>677519453
But to what avail? All you've done is just waste your time.

>doesn't know you
>knows you could have done something better with that time

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>>677518984

>hasn't even been an hour
>anon your wasting your whole day

>>677519239
I'm 19 and yes I could do that. But for now I'm just hoping I will find a Russian guy in Sweden, haha.

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>>677520234

>waste your time

>>677520260
>>677520260

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>>677520203

>>677519995
I'm 21. I work out a lot but I don't get enough food to bulk up. I eat five penutbutter sandwitches a day 365 days a year. drink water, eat a pinapple every weekend.

Wonky standards.
Populace at large tells me I should lower my standards while experience says otherwise, plus I feel like most girls I do bring home would be ruthlessly judged as a byproduct of my low self-esteem.
Also sister's friends, though hot af and dig me, aren't anywhere close to my type, and my type is almost impossible to find

>>677520933
U must dig traps and boipussy

>>677519565
Nope and nope, sorry but I am not ugly. And you need to calm down with your negativity. I would not be suprised if you were single because of that.

>>677520464
it's still time nonethe-- ah, fuck it

you win this internet argument

>>677521086
I am not, Just bad experience with russian woman. They seem very dominating amd bitchy, especially the pretty ones. Also welcome to 4chan.

>>677521067
Aye, and dykey femmes too

I'm 29, chubby, dumb, bland, poor, and depressed.

The worst part is that I'm not a virgin. I wish I was. I wish I hadn't gotten laid in my early 20s so I wouldn't know what I've been missing since.

I wish I'd never been born.

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>>677521254

Thanks for admitting it but seriously hope faganon eventually finds a chick worth his time.

>>677512319
haha nice

>>677520044
Not fat

>>677513054
George?

>>677521820
Krajewski

>>677521308
I'm sorry to hear that then

Because i'm only attracted to my ex