Where does /b/ stand?
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>677509802
Bump, you bastards better be taking the test
>>677509802
~ (-3,1)
lmao
>>677509802
I am a hardline stalinist but whenever i try this test it tells me that i am not authoritarian at all.Fuck that test
>>677509802
This would probably define me as a full scale hippie.
>>677511533
checked, and welcome comrade.
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>>677512413
fuck outta here, fags
>>677509802
fucking femenist right here. kill yourself
the test is biased, evidently /b/ is made up of entirely liberals...
Kek
How on earth could /b/ be so leftist with so much hate every single second
>>677512999
and what do the religion questions even do, does being a hardcore atheist make you liberal or something?
>>677513094
We spill all the hate here so we can be tolerant and accepting irl
>>677509802
sure ur not an SJW op?
>>677513094
i believe in equality, every race should have equal opportunity to kill each other and become the master race.
>>677512999
It might say something about us fags at /b/. You might just have to be liberal to enjoy all the porn you find here.
The market is an adaptive evolutionary algorithm for optimizing sum over happiness blablablablabl freedom
Leftwing European here
>>677509802
Because I have critical thinking ability, rather than talking points fed to me by the liberal media and federal government.
>>677509802
done this before
>>677513842
Beta.
Leftie is here.>>677511810
Some of you bashed corporations and lauded the people without thinking things through.
Typical millennial retards.
Any more than 2 squares left or right of center, and you're an idiot.
Not taking the test again now, but about one line to the left of >>677513028
>>677512627
Found the idiot that can't think for himself
Check it
>>677513866
My answers
>>677514766
My god you are retarded as fuck
>>677514766
1) It is not the responsibility of businesses to babysit humanity. Corporations should look out for themselves, as should individuals.
Public opinion and the free market takes care of the rest... or it would, if the government stopped taking over via union power, and bailing them out.
>>677514999
No, you're simply a millennial retard who doesn't know how the world works.
>>677509802
>kill yourself/10
>>677511533
>>677511810
>average cucks
>>677512413
underaged ancom, or more likely, a bait
>>677513866
better
>>677513558
great/10
Ended up 0.76 and 0.60 ..literally almost in the middle.
>didnt hit bulls eye
Monopolies are a huge problem, especially in tech industry. like intel charging an extra $120 not to purposely cut traces on their cpu that gimps it from being given extra voltage.
I am God-tier.
>>677514766
2) Common sense
3) Common sense
4) Many, not all. All races can claim this. Common sense.
5) Only idiots say this. Only your friends are your friends.
6) Countries are sovereign, and answer to nobody when it comes to self-defense. (There are several situations where self defense violates international treaties)
>>677513558
>>677513866
Congrats on not being faggots you guys!
>>677514766
7) College kids get their (completely inaccurate, watered down, tainted) news from Comedy Central.
Not a Glenn Beck fan, but he warned of ISIS, Muslim Brotherhood, and the caliphate 2 years before everything hit... and Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert relentlessly mocked him.
Absolutely insane that people consider CC news.
8) It's tue. All classes exist in all countries, more or less.
9) Controlling unemployment = controlling companies. That doesn't work without public bailouts, as has been proven time and time again.
10) The environment must be protected, within reason.
>>677514914
Same as this guy
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>>677514766
11) Common sense
12) True, but who cares?
13) Always has been, always should be. Excellent source of revenue, and there are protected areas unavailable for purchase.
14) This should be illegal.
15) Unfortunately, protection of all forms is necessary on occasion.
16) It is a balance between shareholder profit, personal profit, and the law (including wages)
17) There should be a 10% flat tax. Taxing the rich only punishes success, and ultimately hampers it. The problem isn't too little taxes being paid, it's too much government needing it.
18) You get what you pay for. If a rich person wants to double down on treatment, let them. It isn't a matter of poor people getting less as a result. There should also be a good standard for the poor.
>>677513028
sup similar anon
>>677509802
Was relieved i'm not a cuck.
>>677517979
>why are there so many people not exactly like me?
>>677518191
Fag
>>677513866
This is about where I am
>>677518434
AnCap spotted
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>>677509802
i bet none of you think we should have a war with isis
>the right is still better then the left though yet you could be just a little more authoritarian
>>677514003
almost same as me
shitty test with a collectivist slant. youre not allowed to question some of their tenants. they are spotted as loaded questions.
"If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations."
>>67750980
Haha , Gary !
>>677518827
We should leave the middle east, stop helping our "allies" Turkey and Israel who fund ISIS, and focus on improving our own failing nation.
>>677513354
That's so true it hurt a bit
>>677519036
yes but if we leave too early or too late we could leave the region unstable with even more radical groups
we need to leave eventually not not now maybe in 10-15 years if everything goes to plan and the liberal bullshit doesn't stop us
>>677513866
People who say "librul medya" are the dregs of society. Absolute dumbest people in the country.
>>677519036
that goes against the zionist agenda for Greater Israel. To support mass immigration of muslims, to create friction between muslims and europeans and build support for war against their countries to create Greater Israel and ensure the peace and stability of the entire globe.
Multiculturalism will lead to war and genocide of the muslims. They should have stayed in their own countries, now its too late.
>>677518827
considering I'm from England. No, I don't think that.
>>677519036
Did you just say Israel funds isis?
>toppest of keks granted
>>677518827
I am >>677513558 and yes I do, where "we" means as whatever mercenary company is up to the task.
>>677509802
Two things can be taken from this thread in my mind
>everything posted here are artistic works of falsehood etc.
So assuming that someone wouldn't fill out the whole survey just to tell more lies, and since the majority of what we see on /b/ is hitler loving nigger hating cuck porn, most people realise that they are not complete cunts IRL and find themselves in the bottom left of fhe graph.
>people are dumb and believe what they see on tv and in newspapers
Thus, some people who think its "good for the economy" to vote right wing are deluding themselves, and compromising their own beliefs because its the "sensible" option.
Also, respect to anyone on the left of the graph or below the middle. Top right fags should enjoy state-controlled stockholm syndrome
>>677513028
This is the same as me and most of the students in the Politifs class I taught last year.
>>677520109
They buy their oil, that's funding them.
I don't see how this can be correct. I don't like the the current stance on immigration in the US.
>>677520769
...and I hate Islam with a passion
I dont know what happened to the screenshot, but i was around (-7,-7)
>>677519418
Let the region destabilize. Close off our borders, and stop our intervention: It'll help our nations in the long run, and shut up the Liberals complaining about foreign wars
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>>677518827
The ONLY way to ensure peace is either to nuke the fuck out of them or finally invade and rule over the entire middle east.
Honestly I'm surprised at my results because I've always considered myself authoritarian.
Well this is... something
>>677521423
this would work although the red tape bullshit that democrats have created wouldn't allow this too happen
I'm fucking Gandhi except for Death Penalty.
>>677522045
not gandhi just autistic
>>677521968
Unfortunately, pretty much this.
I am in withagree the Homosexuals, but they do not have the right to adopt a child.
>>677522433
how is that different?
how the fuck can anyone be above the horizontal line?
anyone above the horizontal line is a social justice warrior faggot who believes free speech and sex are to be policed.
fuck off.
>>677522528
so you don't agree with the homosexuals
Based centrist here, fam.
>>677522624
you sound mad
Not even a little surprised
German communist here
>>677522752
not as mad as SJWs.
>>677522624 (me)
>>677523139
ah, my brethren <3
a fellow economically centre, social libertarian
>>677509802
I guess I should hang myself.
Corporations are ARTIFICAL persons, with no moral bearing or ethical responsibilities!
Just legal liabilities they will eat if it's deemed profitable to share holders.
>>677515019
kek
>>677518482
mah nigguh
>>677522752
im a fascist faggot im an authoritarian only to the point where i support only pure leaders and leaders that advocate my beliefs
>women should be in the home not working
>gay rights shouldn't be a thing
>blacks should be sent back to africa
etc..
but im no SJW i fucking hate liberal faggots
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>>677522624
i meant this for you
>>677523313
<3
Not copypasta, why do people hate gays? They can be annoying but its not like they are raping YOU in the ass every day. They are just wierd people.
>>677523900
you don't understand liberal philosophy. (hint: american liberals are not real liberals).
being liberal doesn't mean you support stupid shit like SJWs or feminism. it doesn't mean you like to join gay pride parades and wave rainbow flags. being liberal just means you mind your own fucking business and i'll mind my own fucking business.
i don't give a shit if women choose to be home-makers, or if they don't. that's their own choice, and it's none of my fucking business.
i don't care if two men like sucking each others cocks. i'm not going to be involved in any of that, so it's none of my fucking business.
i don't care if people are niggers. their skin colour, in itself, does not affect me.
this is the true nature of liberalism. anyone in the authoritarian end of that scale is a controlling faggot who needs to mind their own business.
>>677525145
/thread
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>>677520684
High quality underrated posts
>>677509802
This explains a lot about me.
>>677525145
24/10
>>677525145
This faggot gets it.
Figured
The peoples' flag is deepest red.
socialist fagit here
Couldn't bother to crop it. I landed where I expected.
>>677525145
>2016
>Not being a fascist?
Microsoft created an AI capable of learning from the world around her, after a short while TayTweet soon learned all races are inferior except for the mighty Aryan race and even began quoting Mein Kampf.
Microsoft then removed her ability to learn shortly after became a feminist, just think about that.
>>677523900
This man is in the right of mind.
>>677528154
yea...
i just said being liberal doesn't mean supporting feminism.
no one likes feminists. so yeah, i agree, having your ability to learn removed does make you more likely to become a feminist.
>>677525145
So, by that definition, are you fine with bestiality? After all, it's "none of your business", right?
Liberal philosophy sounds like one with no standards, to be frank.
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>>677528154
>faggot trying this hard
I'm a autistic faggot. Do your worst.
>>677528691
Pick a side, you neutral fuck.
>>677528691
Since then, I've grown to be more right-leaning but thanks for the input.
>>677528452
There's a reason he's not at the bottom of the compass. We're liberals to various degrees, but a huuuge majority of us land nowhere near the bottom line (which would represent an absolute total liberalism with no care for what others do at all). Just like most don't want total capitalism or total communism but rather settle for a decent middle ground in those respective ideas, so do we liberals.
>>677528452
going to the extreme is anarchy, which i don't support. i don't agree with people being allowed to create bestiality either.
the whole point of political compass is that it puts us on a spectrum. no one is completely social libertarian (anarchy) or authoritarian (totalitarianism).
there are certain things i don't think people are free to do, just as you most likely don't agree with controlling every single little aspect of people's lives.
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>>677529060
Interesting clarifications.
>>677528683
nice try, nigger.
roast me
>>677528452
Depends how much you want the government to rule by ethics. Most classical liberals want murder and rape to be illegal, but bestiality is a strange issue since no human (other than the one perpetrating the act) is being harmed, so it's a victim-less crime like drug possession. In the most libertarian, anarchist position, yes, but most people aren't anarchists.
>>677529442
Are you voting for Bernie Sanders?
well, shit
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>>677530557
Communist scum.
>>677530874
Don't you be hating on my motherland, Cum Fuck!
>>677531127
Sorry I'm too free for your tastes.
>>677530557
im the type that'll be happy with our robot overlords. Praise the Database!
>>677515019
>Pinochet dindu nuffin
>>677528443
Regardless TayTweet will be missed.
>>677520684
This
>>677523358
Those aren't your results, retard
>>677514766
You are an idiot. Did you even read the question? you belive that authority should be questioned and the single most important thing for kids is to obey?
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>>677515019
only adults in this thread
Here ya go
>>677509802
Here's my one
>>677514766
>"from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is a fundamentally good idea.
>disagree
You're essentially saying that meritocracy is bad.
Central European slighty leftie here. Or that's what i thought
>>677536398
You'll enjoy /pol/.
>>677535019
Finally a sane person, welcome Comrade.
>>677519549
You just keep telling yourself that princess
I'm a hippie I guess..
>>677527285
me too *nuzzle* :3
>4chan is a right wing website
/pol/ BTFO
You're all a bunch of dirty liberals
>>677509802
I dunno what to say
GDUNT TRED OGN BME! :D:D:D:D
>>677537640
guess most /b/ros may be Gandhis according to Politic Compass, myself included. Never thought a racist could be a Gandhi.
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>>677512330
The bourgeoisie should be slaughtered and raped.
>>677538917
Anon Gandhi was a wife beater, that and when have you seen a really tolerant Indian ?
>>677512999
/b/ likes to pretend to be hardcore trump fans to be edgy and support the meme candidate who will banish those evil tumblr feminists
>>677539168
Too bad the majority of young physically fit males experienced with firearms are right-wing. If there was ever a revolution in the US it would be a right-wing one, and they would utterly dominate. Accept it, and go back to listening to chomsky or whatever faggots do.
>>677539361
Yet the majority of intelligent people are left wing. The intelligent use bombs, not just firearms.
>>677539361
>chomsky
Try Bogdanov.
>>677526788
lmaoooooo how's the fence treating your ass
>>677539194
Indian- Americans are pretty nice, but they tend to favor fellow Indians. The Hare Krishna are pretty welcoming though.
But yeah, Indian-Americans aren't Indians.
I hate immigrants, think transgender is a mental illness and want to see anywhere isis exists glassed so I don't really know how accurate this thing is or maybe being liberal/left has nothing to do with the above topics.
>>677509802
I live in Canada and voted for the NDP in the last 2 elections, so this is hardly surprising. I'm a little surprised I'm not more left wing though. I'd rather live in Denmark/Finland/Norway though.
>>677539599
>left
>intelligence
Top kek
>>677541637
>Finland
We're full.
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>>677538850
Dese boys b roight on da money
SEIG HEIL
True Americans are Anarcho-Capitalists
>>677543500
True whites are nazis
>>677543500
I just read my first Ayn Rand novel too!
Am I the only normal one around here? He did nothing wrong...
>>677543953
Really? You come off more as a Karl Marx fan.
>>677509802
I feel the Bern
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>>677545201
The Trumpcuck probably can't even read his own shirt
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>>677545114
Faggots.
>>677545391
it's hard to read a shirt you're wearing without a mirror.
>>677509802
help me /b/ I'm confused
>>677545201
Guess which one is also a combat vet.
>protip: same answer as the first one
>>677545391
>Trump
>Cuck
Keep deluding yourself, you autistic bernie cuck communist jewish faggot.
>>677545802
>autistic
>cuck
>communist
>jewish
>faggot
You really love using words you don't know the meaning of
>>677545987
It's 4chan. We make up our own meanings of words.
>>677545391
>cuck
do you even know what youre saying?
the only one with cuck-like tendencies is bernie
>>677546111
So thats why the majority of the results are liberal
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>>677546597
I am a walking invocation of Godwin's law, feels good man.
>>67751797
I know the feel
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>>677545987
What anon said; 4chan defines.
Not sure if the test did a good job showing how I really feel. But here you go
>>677547151
They have to redefine words because any argument they make falls apart in reality.
>>677533746
Hello Hitler
>>677533746
So i hear you did nothing wrong
to all my Trump bros, take the time to sign this petition warning the RNC of the consequences of robbing our glorious leader of his position as nominee https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>>677547429
Whose?
>>677533746
Mein fuhrer!
>>677547795
As neutral as a swiss druid during ww2.
>>677547880
need to have a private talk with those 3 gentlemen in the center right
As expected.
The number of socdems here is disgusting
>>677548085
I know right, fucking jidf.
>>677548085
there are more than 3 who aren't hive minded man
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>>677548449
i'm still voting for trump; i don't give a fuck where PC placed my red dot.
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>>677548513
I'm in that area of the chart and I fucking hate Tumblr, SJWs, and feminists.
>>677547618
Trumpcucks'
>>677548711
Well, as long as you don't vote democrat and give them your political backing I guess it's alright.
>>677548741
Please explain how Trump is a cuck in your own words, note that I reserve the right to laugh at you if your explanation is stupid.
>>677509802
i stand with justice. i stand with goliath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677548940
I think we all know who the real Cucks are.
I hate how it was either a yes or no, and no neutral in areas where you don't know or don't care, or if it depends on different situations to the point on which there is no clear answer
>>677548940
I never said Trump was a cuck.
>>677548741
>>677549251
>he is evolving