It has testicles

it can breathe under water

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Three words

Lusty. Argonian. Maid.

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>>677506218
i like nirvana my favorite song is smells like teen spirit there such a good band

Orcs are niggers

>>677506467
there a shit band go fucking lick your dick you fucking cuck

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>>677505948
i love it when people get this mad about stuff that doesnt matter even a little tiny bit

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>>677506613

Argonian is shiet

>>677505948
*Useful (un like you)

>>677505948
You're basically a god with that heal power

>>677505948
there just as useful as you
>protip: you're not

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>>677507081
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING NORMIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>677507471
Fucking newfag thinks if he acts autistic he can fit in. You're the fucking normie, cunt.

Basically argonian is a novelty.
>mah scales
>mah breath underwater
Not practical anything it can do the other races can do better

>>677507471
fucking cucks im telling you they are impossible to get rid of

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>>677506613
>Trying this hard

>>677507729
yeah i have only ever played one because of the cool "lizard man reptilian" aspect. they are a gimped race really.

>>677508159
did you miss read gtfo u loli fuk

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>>677508159
did someone say spiderman thread

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>>677508723
cringe thread is that way faggot
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>>677505948
>this race is not even use full where in a mountinis biome do you play underwater

Oh, I get it.
"This race is not even useful. Where in a mountainous biome do you play underwater?"

It took me a second to figure that shit out, and I'm usually pretty adept at reading retard hieroglyphics.

Argonians a shit. Skyrim in general is shit. Oblivion was better. At least it had fitting voice acting, stats and spell crafting.

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>>677509183
>tumblr
good god you are a cancerous fuck

>>677505948
>Can't even compile a semi-grammatical sentence with auto-check on site
>Typical Skyrim gaylord player

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>>677509531
cucks

>>677509441
YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT I'M FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE JERKING OFF YOUR LITTLE, FAT PINK MAST! GO AHEAD, ASK FOR OC, I DARE YOU NIGGER

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>>677509981
gib OC or gtfo

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>>677505948
>use full
Learn how to properly spell.

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>>677510207
You asked for it faggot.

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>>677510331
moar faggot

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Another one in case you didn't fucking believe me

>>677506536
Orcs are fun. I have a Warrior style build with one and he's a fucking tank

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>>677510755
dump

>>677510715
Get the fuck out of here nigger. Feel jealous as I fuck my wives hot ass? Thought so.

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>>677510207
>>677510715
he just shit on you bro damnnn

>>677510985
no i want you to post more of that slut on an anonymous image board for self validation, you stupid fuck.

i bet she isnt even yours, and you wont post more because you have none

>>677511284
>>677511366

You stupid fucking cunt. We get off on knowing faggots like you wish you could fuck her. Neither of us care about you, just like you're family doesn't.

And I keep fucking her hot pussy like you cucks never could.>>677511366

>>677505948
To be fair, the Histskin ability increases your healing factor massively, argonians get a 50% disease resistance which would be better if diseases in skyrim were more than just a nuisance. Also, starting lock picking skill of 25 for rapid acquiring of shekels

buummmppp

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>>677511850
k, you do that buddy

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459439161414.webm

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i wish i wasnt in a thread with faggots

>>677511366
cmon dude no dirt broo

just fuck the argonians go with the redguard

bumperino

buump

>>677511366

Lol the reverse psychology is terrible with this one.

But here's more for you cucks.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459439109745.webm

>>677505948
>useful
>mountainous

This post was obviously made by some illiterate fucking kajhiit

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IM GIVING BACK

>>677513130
that's my face when I'm fucking my wife's phat ass.

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>>677509006
i promise skyrim isn't bad. there's a difference between being nostalgic and being stuck in the past. If you can't acknowledge Skyrim for the masterpiece it is, I don't know what to tell you man!

>>677513043
Man your place is a mess...

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GIIIVING BACK

>>677513326

When you're doing THIS

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459437481605.webm

It doesn't matter.

>>677511163
>>677510755
>>677510331

Man I have like a solid 3 inches on your cock, I would love to see your wife's eyes roll back when I absolutely destroy her.

I can hear her saying how small your cock is compared to mine right now.

>>677513619
She likes the smaller ones better they make her squirt a lot easier

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check' em

>>677507081
you came to the wrong place

>>677513565
Banging a dudelike is not à good reason to be a hog, boy

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>>677513757

That's what they all say until you finally get all of it in and they realize what they've been missing out on.

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>>677513565
Lol Virgin neckbeard detected. Lying on an anonymous image board for self validation, you sad, sad little faggot.

>>677513619
>>677514098
>>677514034


Doesn't matter when I'm doing this.

DUMPING IT ALL FUCKER!

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>>677505948
Poison resistance

>>677514243
Geez you don't Last long....

>>677514243
Post a time stamped picture of you and her or fuck off you lying cunt, and don't bother with bullshit excuses as to why you can't

>>677514703
I don't need to do SHIT bitch. Fuck outa here nigger.

bummp

>>677514814
You go fuck something fuckable

bumperino

>>677515020

Just did.

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>>677514814
Lol confirmed Virgin

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i really hungry for some cheesy pizza

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>>677505948
i fucked an argonian for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

>>677515226
you got me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>677515264
no gtfo you creep

>>677505948
>Resistant to disease
>Can heal up like a motherfucker for SIXTY SECONDS (practically invincible for the duration of a boss fight)
>http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Underwater_Locations_(Skyrim)
>Bonuses to sneak, pickpocket, and lockpicking -- the three best money making skills in the game
>With money you can buy other skills, armor, weapons, houses, henchmen, etc

Argonians are the underspoken master race

>>677515150
No Wonder why you hide her face dude

>>677515468
thread

>>677515468
yeah man she's a beater, but the pussy is tight.

>>677515319
Homydog! Kill that thing! Kill it With faire!

>>677505948
Role play. Because it's a role playing game

>>677505948
yeah suck my dick op arg is the real dovahkinn

>>677515518
Don't give a shit about your thread Yu-Ni-gga Virgin retard

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how to offend all races at once

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>>677515575
I bet on that. Really into anal too,it's rare

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>>677505948
the assplay

>>677515860

They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

>>677516104
y u do dis

>>677516104

You know what I want. I got the pasta, but no sauce.

>>677505948
Hey puff you're a homo, you faggot. Go suck a dick, go suck a big dick, go suck a real big dick, get those dicks so far in your mouth all the way smashing the back of your throat balls right there, banging on your chin THAT'S how much I want you to suck dick. Oi fist pumps air this is me.. pretending to be you fist fucking another man in the asshole just fist fucking the god given shit out of him. I bet you like that so much you'd like to get fist fucked whilst you're doing it, just getting fist fucked whilst you are fist fucking someone else. WHILST YOU'RE AT IT chuck in another one fist pumps air with other hand just fist fucking two strange men getting you asshole fist fucked by someone you just met on grinder. I bet you wish you were in a forest of dicks, getting dicks all over you covering yourself in cum. Loving cum. CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK? can I suck your dick and KISS YOU!? kiss you square on the mouth and then fuck you. wait no scratch that CAN WE MAKE LOVE!? can we make love in my bedroom? maybe if we connect on more than just a physical level ill take you out and introduce you to my mum and my dad and my little sister Jennifer, she's really cool and she's into books at the moment. and then maybe we can all go out to dinner together and they'll really like you because of your cool taste in music and wonderful dress sense and then MAYBE after confronting their initial misguided preconceptions my family will come to RESPECT our love FOR ITS TANGIBILITY AND THEY WONT REJECT IT BECAUSE OF BIAS OR RELIGION OR POLITICAL AGENDAS OF HATE THAT HAVE BEEN WEAVED THROUGH THE SOCIAL FABRIC OF HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. FAGGOT.

>>677516106
Why don't u Just eat a cock you mongoloid fuck? I play video games too, I just don't give a damn about lizards fuckers as you should

>>677515427
seconded. i play an argonian assassin named "Mr. Toad" most of the time. ill with the stealth moves, son.

>>677516104
awesome!

>>677509006

>At least it had fitting voice acting

please elaborate, because this is fucking wrong

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>>677515427
masters of taking it up the ass

>>677517085
nice

>>677505948
because its role playing game?

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>>677517751
maybe 1 more than i'm outta here

>>677518046
wow thanks anon. those graphics are tight.

>>677518046
`thanks anon