The eternal question: Stacy or Stacy's Mom?
They both got it going on.
>>677499239
>Old bag vs new fresh pussy to mold it with the shape of your dick
Sooooooo difficult question!
>>677499696
This looks like an "old bag" to you?
>>677499239
I fapped so much to this video when I was young.
>>677499239
Stacy was really hot to me when I was a kid. Her real name is Gianna or something. I guess she's an artist these days. She's still very attractive though so ayy
>>677500918
>still very attractive
So is Rachel Hunter. Photo taken last year.
>>677499239
When I was 14? Stacy's mom. Now? Stacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Lol neither. Then again I'm a girl.
>>677502757
>>677499445
>>677499696
>>677502519
The underage children you crave would be utterly terrified of you.
Your hideous visage coming at them in the dark would be like a waking nightmare for them.
This is what your life has become.
What do you think the people closest to you would do if they found out what you are?
Imagine the shame and embarrassment.
What would your mother say?
Things are only going to get worse from here.
Even the most hardened, twisted criminals loathe pedophiles.
You will never be accepted into society.
You will never have a place.
You will always be alone.
You will always be hated.
If you hang yourself now, you can make the pain go away.
You can die knowing that you sacrificed yourself in order to make the world a better place. A place where one less sick, ugly, greasy, weak-armed, creepy, child-craving, clammy, pale, unloved, mentally ill man-child no longer masturbates to images of small children.
Arguments For:
Stacy
Stacy
>>677499239
Slowly climb into a bath of acid, you creepy cunt.
>>677499239
Why not both?
Preferably at the same time.
>>677500191
Notice how her cunt is the furthest thing away from the camera.
Arguments For:
Stacy's Mom
>>677499239
I'm a homosexual and I use to fap to the boy in the pool when I was in high school. So him.
>>677504303
>>677504380
>OMG MOM WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT MAN'S FACE HE'S SO UGLY IS HE A MONSTER WHY DOES HE KEEP STARING AT ME IS HE DEFORMED I CAN HEAR HIM BREATHING MOM GET HELP HE'S GETTING CLOSER HE SMELLS SO SO BAD HE'S SCARING ME MOM GO GET DAD
Mom
>>677504620
Here's one for the Homo
>>677504715
>youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
As a girl, Stacy
>>677504495
Notice how you're creepy as fuck and little girls would be so grossed out by you.
Sta
>>677504866
checked and thanks, it was the scene with his feet that use to get me everytime. god I haven't seen that kid in years.
For Stacy's foot fetish folk
>>677499239
why not both?
Stacy's mom when I was younger
Stacy now
>>677499239
Back then? Stacy. Now? Stacy.
>>677504160
You sound like a virgin faggot. Go die in a fire.
>>677499239
>Bang the mom
>Easy access to the daughter
>>677505141
>>677505107
>>677505004
The underage children you crave would be utterly terrified of you.
Your hideous visage coming at them in the dark would be like a waking nightmare for them.
This is what your life has become.
What do you think the people closest to you would do if they found out what you are?
Imagine the shame and embarrassment.
What would your mother say?
Things are only going to get worse from here.
Even the most hardened, twisted criminals loathe pedophiles.
You will never be accepted into society.
You will never have a place.
You will always be alone.
You will always be hated.
If you hang yourself now, you can make the pain go away.
You can die knowing that you sacrificed yourself in order to make the world a better place. A place where one less sick, ugly, greasy, weak-armed, creepy, child-craving, clammy, pale, unloved, mentally ill man-child no longer masturbates to images of small children.
>>677502757
tits or gtfo
>>677499239
I'm actually in a parallel situation
>>677505311
Sweet comeback, pedophile.
>>677502519
>>677505141
>>677505339
How old are you?
What do you look like?
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom
>>677504965
This is the funniest shit
>>677505354
Yeah you already posted it m8
>>677505692
>>677502757
Somebody post lyrics
>>677504160
>What do you think the people closest to you would do if they found out what you are?
>implying there's anyone left in the world who cares for this sad excuse of a human being
>>677505462
Paedophiles are sexually attracted to pre-pubescents. Stacy is clearly very, very, very pubescent.
'cause I'm in love with
Stacy's Mom
This is a tough one. Stacy is a decent choice, but Stacy's mom has got it going on so I'm going to have to go with her.
I heard that Stacy's mom has got it going on.
So i'll pick Stacy's mom
>>677505354
This is SOOOOO METALLL!!!!!!! Man that makes me want to some evil deeds now!!!
>>677505907
Are You SURE?
And we haven't even hit the Masturbation dream sequence yet.....
>>677505717
You’re not attracted to kids, right?
It's about love!
You want to look after young girls and protect them.
It's not sexual.
Soon society will accept pedophiles, just as they’ve accepted homosexuals, right?
Wrong.
Homosexuals have consensual sex.
You want to put your dick in an underage child that would be utterly terrified of you.
You want to put your dick in an underage child that does understand what’s happening.
You would emotionally destroy the children you crave, for life, and the fact that you convince yourself otherwise is indicative of the fact that you’re a sociopathic monster.
Do me a favour and put your dick in a blender, you delusional maggot.
You're a pedophile.
You sit in your smelly room and masturbate to pictures of little kids.
Kids that would never, ever find you sexually attractive, in any shape or form.
Stacy can't you see
that you're just not the girl for me
>>677505462
White knight little cunt, thinks 'not being attracted' to Stacy and stacy's mom makes him a pure gentleman with the purest of intentions. Nope, just a virgin fag who's gonna get cucked.
>>677505977
>>677506082
Imagine how fucking disgusting she would find you. The sight of you would make her vomit.
> I'm having fun with this, guess my name...
I knew it might be wrong but I'm in love with stacks mom
>>677505977
Hard choice
>>677506285
>>677506082
>>677505977
>OMG MOM WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT MAN'S FACE HE'S SO UGLY IS HE A MONSTER WHY DOES HE KEEP STARING AT ME IS HE DEFORMED I CAN HEAR HIM BREATHING MOM GET HELP HE'S GETTING CLOSER HE SMELLS SO SO BAD HE'S SCARING ME MOM GO GET DAD
First name starts with a D.....
> Boris Badenoff: "Say da Name!"
>>677499239
Stacy's mom and I explain : she got a girl, which mean she fuck.
> Could be that guy Dan.....
>>677506360
No one cares about you, you failure of a human being.
Stacy grew up nicely.
>>677506285
How old are you, creep?
>>677506667
>>677506121
But theit little cunnies just get my rocks off, and they're sooooo small and easy to handle
>>677504160
>>677505977
I would use the dimple in her chin as a cum target.
>>677505004
>>677506743
Not that you would know, because you sit in your cheese-smelling room and bask in your loneliness. No human contact. No one to love you. Nothing to live for :(
>>677499239
They're both waaaaaay too old.
Right now, Stacy's Mom is well in the lead
>>677506082
Literally Lolita glasses.
The people making this music video knew what they were doing.
On a side note, I like how you can always see the band on the glasses.
>>677501532
Granny. Ugh.
>>677505361
you have to go back
>>677507069
>>677506792
>>677506774
>>677506743
We take /b/ from the pedophiles! The child molesters! The disgusting, hideous, painfully lonely man-children who have kept this board down with myths of normalcy, and we give it back to you... the people. 4chan is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming /tv/, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The pedophiles will be ripped from their greasy nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The mods will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great board... it will endure. 4chan will survive!
JelQ
>>677507304
This is the cringiest newfaggotry I have EVER seen.
Stacy's Mom has GOT IT goin' on
>>677507522
>>677506969
Sounds like someone is projecting a little too hard
>>677507464
In front of you is a symbol of sickness. /b/, where a thousand monstrous pedophiles have languished under the weight of their own guts!
4chan has been held up to you as a shining example of justice!
You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT BOARD! Let me tell you the truth about /b/’s pedophiles from the words of 4chan's own founder, Moot…
"The pedophiles ruined 4chan. They incessantly posted photos of underage boys and girls and showed no remorse for their appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen message board. I praised the mad men who deemed it normalcy to rape children, but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of 4chan with the truth and it is time for me to resign."
And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of this liar? Of this CORRUPT MAN?
>>677507464
>newfaggotry
>he hasn't seen this copypasta before
>>677499239
what doe it matter anyway ?
both of them would turn me down, call me creep and call the cops
Fuck you for making me listen this song
>>677505462
>>677507574
>>677499239
The mom has better boobs, tbqh
Work it, boy!
>>677505742
Brillant
Stacy's Mom is fit, but I really don't fancy stirring Rod Stewart's revolting jock porridge, so gotta be Stacy. And she's legal now, so it's all good.
>>677508170
How old are you?
>>677499239
Stacy, she will grow up to be like her mother anyway, but her mother will never be 14yo
We have a winner
>>677507574
>>677507879
wew lad
that's embarrassing
>>677508430
How old are you?
>>677504495
But I thought her feet are the farthest away?
>>677508391
How old are you?
>>677499239
nice try fbi
When she's coming out of the pool, she looks like that dude who played Robocop in the 80s.
It's all downhill after 21.
>>677507749
Man face.
>>677504160
>Imagine the shame and embarrassment
what's that?
>>677508607
Haters gonna hate
Monkeys hurl their Poo
They hurl until it sticks
Maybe Monkey You!
>>677508762
Are you ashamed, or are you one of those sociopathic pedophiles that convinces himself he's normal, and everyone else is just pretending they don't want to fuck underage children?
>>677509238
no none of them
Stacey's mom is literally the most disgusting thing I've seen I couldn't touch her roast beef with a ten foot pole and I wouldn't even allow her to give me head with that massive four head. Stacy is by far the superior breeding machine. I thought this when the gay song first came out and I think this way now.
>>677507636
Stop watching anime, it's making you retarded
>>677508969
Yeah, real manly. What a hideous ogre.
>>677509423
I don't watch anime. I'm not a man-child pedophile.
>>677509553
Just a natural born preachy faggot then. There's no cure for that, sorry
>>677509536
For you find her remotely attractive then you're gay, I'm sorry but this is fact and not a matter of opinion.
>>677509423
>>677509553
>not watching anime
Where the fuck do you faggots think we are?!
>>677509536
If you're a grown ass man that finds a child more attractive than this, the world doesn't need you. In fact, the world would be a much, much better place without you. It's a shame you're all too cowardly to hang yourselves. You're a waste of Earth's natural resources. You're a danger to children everywhere. You're a monster, and it's time for you to realise this.
>>677500191
You know when she takes off all that makeup she looks like deadpool.
>>677509536
She's got saggy tits and a used up whore's body. Congrats, you're attracted to granny hookers.
>>677509553
Fuck outa here and back to tumbler bitch.
Found another one for the homo
>>677509908
Dude, she looks like she's in her fucking 50s and has a loose, used up pussy. Not being attracted to her doesn't make anyone a pedo.
Stacy is lacking in the upstairs dept
>>677509829
Shut up weeb, nobody cares that you're a grown ass man that watches Chinese cartoons. It's still for faggots.
>>677509536
What do you look like?
>>677509676
>faggot
This and "projecting" are the same dense ass retorts every single pedophile uses. Why are you all so mentally underdeveloped? I guess that explains your attraction to small children.
Haters gonna hate
Monkeys Hurl their poo
They Hurl until it sticks
Maybe the Monkey's YOU!
>>677509908
>Thinking a 14 y/o is a child
Have fun drinking the feminists cool-aids.
>>677510155
I don't like children, I just wanted to call you a faggot, because only faggots feel the need to preach into the void of the nternet and try to "stop evil."
>>677510120
This only makes her superior in every way anon.
>>677510454
Yes you do, pedophile.
>>677510155
Wasted dubs
Mom, for sure.
>>677510582
Oh, okay. You see what I mean when I call you a retard though, right
>>677510454
He's not a preachy faggot, he's likely a real child molester preaching hypocritical lies before he rapes his next boy. It's probably part of his ritual.
>>677510138
>chinese
You need to fucking leave.
Haters also try to derail funny threads when they perceive them to be pedo threads
> Dan is the name, Dan Gleeballs! Say it outloud!
>>677509908
Oh.. Triggered and raped with no childhood spotted.
Pedophiles are all so very, very dumb. They way they type, their sentence structures, their horrible grammar, their inability to come up with retorts or defend themselves, resulting in overused terms like "faggot" and nonsensical reaction pics.
Why is that?
>>677511004
> That's right you fuckers! I'M the one who put up all of the stills! HAHAHAHA!
>
>>677510962
>being this new
why not both
how did this become a thread about pedophiles instead of a hypothetical with a person more the age of the one in the video.
>>677511234
>Average 4chan pedophile: The Photo
>>677511214
Absolutely no one cares about you.
>>677511177
We call you a faggot in the same way we call a chair "chair" or a dog "dog." It's simply the word for someone like you.
>>677511332
Because faggot boy fuckers want to pretend to be righteous white knights and hate on anybody who finds granny repulsive.
>>677511332
You dont know what pedo means, you ignorant fuck.
>>677511479
>>677505977
Yummy mouth. I've got to go with Stacy. I'm an old fag at 35 years old, so the age difference would make it even hotter.
>>677511483
Try again, but realise that you're incredibly unfunny, cease attempting that, and try to make sense and defend yourself using logic instead. You can't, because you're mentally incapable of doing so, as your brain is underdeveloped.
Femanon SJW's try to raid threads,
FAIL
>>677510488
If any director puts even a moment's focus on feet like this, he's got a fetish. Gare. Un. Tee'd.
And I would suck those toes poolside all fucking day.
>>677511661
You say "faggot" a lot. It's indicative of your insecurities as a sexually secure man.
>>677507069
>>677511781
Imagine how terrified she would be of you.
>>677504899
tits or gtfo
I'll go with THIS Stacy
>>677511793
uppity cunt.
>>677511664
>scroll through thread
>ctrl+f
>pedophile
I'm not the one that's calling you one, faggot. it's literally what's happening in the thread.
thread should be about if you were said boy in said situation. and the choice is obvious. stacy for the boy, stacy's mom for the masseur.
>>677504160
>shame and embarrassment
>on /b/
ishiggydiggy
Stacy's GRANDmom
>>677511793
Nobody's trying to make you laugh, retard. I'm trying to show you how it's literally pointless to preach morality on 4chan.
>>677512034
Looks like I won, sad act.
>>677512017
You are such a fucking faggot lol
Stacy's Aunt & Uncle
>>677512038
The point is, you dont know the meaning of the word, you fucking moron. Try a fucking dictionary.
>>677511898
Again do you know where you are? "Faggot" is part of our speech here and you're not going to be able to change it I'm sorry faggot but you're powerless to do so. In fact the weight of your words here are intangible, seriously what are you trying to achieve?
>>677512017
tbh... and this is the weird thing... some girls enjoy the attention of the older men. I don't fucking understand it, but I've not a niece who just turned 18 and she starts dating some guy that's 32 or some shit. I think it's that they just want to grow up faster than they possibly could, so dating someone older offers something closer to what they want... and the older guy that can't find someone his own age who's into him (because he's usually a moron), gets an easy lay because muh maturity.
Stacy's friend Cindy
>>677507970
>>677512416
lol. I knew the definition before I stepped in this thread, and it's been iterated a number of times. who are you trying to argue with?
>>677507464
>newfaggotry
>responding to copy pasta/clear bait
>>677511898
all i can picture is your posture as you type this, i bet you're twirling your moustache too.
FAGGIT
>>677512511
>18
Yeah, note that she's not a fucking child, retard.
>>677512537
Can't Flimflam the Zimzam!
>>677509238
Someboy's been molested.
>>677504160
Is this pasta?
If not then good job.
I give you a faggot/faggot
>>677512752
Lrn 2 English
>>677512664
If you truly knew the definition, you would understand the pedo has nothing to do with this thread.
Stacy's Math teacher, for the homo
>>677499239
Well, Stacy will be good looking longer, since Stacy's mom will turn to a granny much sooner.
>>677512229
>I won a 4chan argument
Hahaha holy fucking shit
>>677504160
You seem tense, here have a loli
If we're talking about how they look today, Stacy wins.
If we're talking about when the music video came out, Stacy's mom wins.
>>677512927
You, I like you...
>>677512664
>prepubescent children
>stacy is obviously past puberty
>>677513047
Scruffy Seconds this with a pic of Paris Hilton's snizz
>>677499239
When I was 13: stacks mom
Now: stacy
>>677499239
>>677512519
Sauce?
Nothing makes SJW's madder than another woman who actually LIKES to suck lots of dicks
>>677513157
>677513157
>not to be confused with hebophilia or ephebophilia
You are arguing with an obvious moron
>>677513446
Sorry cowboy, Dan Gleeballs has no sauce for you
Present-day Stacy.
Tbh you go with Stacy because you have more time before she gets ugly and her tits sag plus she'll grow up to look like her mother so stacy
>>677511332
<ephibophile! Get it straight. And Stacy for the win.
Stacy's Mom's friend
>>677512519
Sauce
Sauce
Sauce
>>677512830
Sorry, I was concentrated on banging my 13 year old girlfriend, she's pretty hot and totally in to me. She loves anal which is great because my bitch wife wouldn't even do it for our 20th anniversary, well at least my gf is more reasonable than her aunty.
>>677513784
see
>>677513640
but here's a consolation prize
> from me, Dan Gleeballs!
>>677505141
This
>over 16
>attractive
It's one or the other.
And now, to piss off the SJW Femanons more:
A nice MILF showing you her pussy
>>677513640
I'll pay you some dank memes if you give me it.
>>677514334
But Dan has no sauce to give, sadly. He travels across the planet, collecting the pics and leaving the sauce
>>677513671
Still hot as hell, but still lacking up top!
Can't tell if this is Stacy or her mom!
>>677502757
ass or gtfo