Let him have her and walk away honestly

>>677497971
Thank him for getting me a girlfriend. HUMCUMJISS BUTTFUCKSPERM

>>677497971
Slap his gf's ass and call it even

>>677497971

Apologize.

>>677497971
Find out if he's DTF

>>677497971
Beat him like the bitch he is

>>677497971
I'd let him fuck my g/f in the ass and pull it out and suck the ass juice off his throbbing cock after an hour of that i'd let him anal creampie her and suck the cum right out of her asshole.
No homo

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>>677497971
>When your girlfriend is your mom

>>677497971

Laugh, because he's obviously in denial of being in the closet

Throw sand in his eyes then run around with him chasing me until he drops dead of a heart attack.

Guys that size have no endurance and put enormous strain on their hearts.

fuck him up

>>677498115
This tbh. I mean, normally against a much bigger guy, I'd attack anyway. But the mountain?? Fuck that man. Have fun stretching my mum out.

Kick him in the balls, make him mad then run circles around him until he gets tried which won't take long, when he is tried beat the shit out of him.

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>>677497971
Headshot him.

>>677497971
Moms dead DGAF

Don't have a GF DGAF


No fucks given or recieved time to watch some
more MLP and put on make up and play with
dragon dildos

Bring the hound

Slap her, too

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>>677499127
>tried
>tried

Knowing that I will eventually get my ass kicked, I would hit the motherfucker as hard as I can and go down with honor.

>>677498833
this anon is wise to use sand as a weapon

run and find a rock to smash his head out :v

>>677497971
tell him to apologize after pulling gun out of ass that i keep for this exact situation

>>677499353
Oops I mean tired

GF: Straight up confront him and ask him what the fuck he's playing at? (I'm a manlet who couldn't hurt a fly but people find me intimidating in a non-physical way, basically I'm a dickhead. Also, he's not going to hit me or he'll get done for murder so he'd apologise, make up some shit that he thought she was single, and walk away.)

Mom: She's a giant slut anyway, she'd probably ask him to bang her on the beach. I'd let him get on with it and take a walk.

>>677498115
>only possible answer

>>677497971
>take out his knee
>watch him cry like baby

If I'm packing, two in the chest, two in the head.

>>677497971
Ask him to do the truffle shuffle

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>>677498558

I'd probably say, "are you eddie hall?"

If he said no, I'd kick him in the balls and walk briskly away, as he clearly wouldn't be able to keep up.

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First of all I am only 285 pounds, so before you start calling me fat know that I could kick any of your asses. If this piece of shit ever touched ANY woman in a discriminating way, whether it be my girlfriend, mother, or whomever, I wouldn't stand for it. When I was young my dad taught me how to kickbox and when I was a teenager I took Judo classes for an entire year. Needless to say, I know how to get shit done. If that's not enough, me and my friends sword fight all the time so if I just so happen to have a blade on me, or even a fucking stick, this guy is dead. I've been in over a dozen fights in school and even got suspended for 10 days just for beating up a kid who stole the pencil off my desk. I don't give a fuck. I am a warrior and this piece of shit, no matter how big he is, wouldn't last long against a real man like me. He is more than welcome to slap any girl's ass around me, but he'd just be signing his own death sentence. Pic related.

I'd tell him to fuck off


If my gf leaves me to fuck some stupid meathead then fine, good riddance

>>677497971
"i thought your performance in GoT was pretty sweet"

>>677497971
Stab him with a poisoned spear in the heart and don't waste time taunting him.

>>677497971
orally rape him

>>677497971
360 and walk away

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>>677500556
You British?

>>677497971
This guy is soft. It is probably the first ass he has touched in awhile sense he can't reach his own. PUSSY

>>677497971
Verbally assault him. What the fuck is he gonna do?

>>677497971
run

>>677500558
Holy fuck kids we got a hardass here!

>>677497971
Apologize to him and let him take what ever he wants.... then Cry and then maybe drink myself to death.

>>677497971
O goshi to armbar, too piss in mouth

>>677500558
Is this the new navyseal response pasta or

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>>677498833

>>677497971
Pull out my gun

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>>677500558
Pfff a weeaboo playing with swords, 285 pounds you fat fuck you would get your fucking block kick off

>>677501329
In America I would guess. He made that mistake, eh? Even a guy as big as he is can't take a couple shots from any gun. Koodo to anyone who uses guns. I know Muay Thai and would just try that. Try going Tony jaa on him.

>>677497971
Knock his dick in the mud, he ain't no fighter.

>>677497971
I would stab him with my poisoned spear then make sure to stay at safe distance while watching him die.

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>>677500558

>>677497971
I pick up my sword and i challenge him to duel

>>677501049

Shut the fuck up, bitch.

>>677500904
Yup.

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>>677500685
If only

>>677500558
I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman’s Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I’ve accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I’m the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that’s just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it’s finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory “insignificant” comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.

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>>677497971
Make him confess

>>677497971
release the fucking fury

>>677497971
"thats a nice slap"

>>677497971
throat punch.. couple times to make sure

>>677497971
>Demand a trial by combat.
>Chose some gay stick.
>Start jumping around and annoying him.
>Get killed und maybe also penetrated through my eyes.

Pray to god eddie and receive blessings of gains

Depends... If she likes it...
Leave her on the spot and just go away... She wasnt urs anyway...
If she hated it and started screaming... Let her... When she finishes just go away... Girls have the power to fuck anyones mind...
If u wanna fight him, if she loves u, she wont let u...
If u really wanna fuck him up... U can... He's heavy u can move fast... Kick on balls and he's gone... Dont u ever evr let him catch u...

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>>677502291
*and

>>677500558
Eddie hall would rape you so hard your arse hole would look like a hippo's mouth

>>677502617
Jesus saves.

>>677502121
>>677497971
Don't botch the dex roll

Pick up what's left of her and cry

>>677501934
If I don't, what happens Navy SEAL? Gonna come personally beat my ass. You're too cute when you're mad hahah..

Unless you have a firearm of some kind to even the scales, then he can have her and me if he wants to.

But he is actually a really nice guy. Met him once in edinburgh.

>>677497971
YOU RAPED HER

>>677502586
>If u really wanna fuck him up... U can... He's heavy u can move fast... Kick on balls and he's gone... Dont u ever evr let him catch u..
You obviously haven't seen game of thrones

>>677497971
YOU MURDERED HER

Eh? If mom fuck that bitch. If my girlfriend, well I still got my wife. We'll just get a new girlfriend.

>>677497971
YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN

>>677497971
SAY IT

>>677497971
Ask my girlfriend if she wants to fuck him

If she says yes, ask if I can watch.

If she says no to that, ask if I can listen outside the door.

>>677498833
Remember the guy in game of thrones that tried this ? Yeah.

>>677497971
What happens if my mom is my girlfriend?

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>>677497971
Conor McGregor can't beat Nate Diaz but He beat the mountain... I would just slapp this guy and he would run away. If Conor can do it.. I can
youtbue McGregor vs The mountain. Mountain is a bitch

Shot him in the face

>>677503145

He really does seem like a nice bloke.

Going to win wsm this year, I'm certain.

The mountain doesn't train for it anymore, and the rest are no challenge imo.

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>>677498558
>No homo

>>677497971
Present my anus for him to utilize as he pleases.
The Mountain is love,
the Mountain is life.

>>677503145
There is no reason to be a dick when you knkw with qbsolute certqinty that you are the strongest man on earth.

>>677497971
inside that absolute beast is the same size heart we all have, I'd imagine by the time he is 50-60, its going to be fucked and dying

>>677497971
Fight him. I don't have the meathead mentality but I am certainly not a beta. And I have a good chance of winning due to my comparable size and having trained in muy thai and kickboxing...though with the tree trunks he has for legs it'll be a bitch to get the takedown. But once on the ground I think with his assumed lack of a good range of motion I will get the better of him.

>>677500024
>I'm a manlet who couldn't hurt a fly but people find me intimidating in a non-physical way
Soooo what you're saying is no one finds you intimidating

Luckily I live in Texas where open carry is legal so I'd shoot him.

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>>677503312
I RAPED HER, I KILLED HER CHILDREN AND THEN I CRUSHED HER HEAD A BIT LIKE THIS

>>677498833

hey dumbass, that's Hafthór Júlíus Björnsson, a world class athlete and professional strongman. He most certainly can run. what's with all these retards that think all big guys are slow and no endurance?

weak tiny motherfuckers always trying to feel better by pretending giants like Hafthór aren't terrifying superhumans.

>>677497971
pepper spray

>>677497971
take my mom/gf to the nearest hospital

>>677498398
Underrated

>>677498398
Kek

>>677504242
Dude he can't even last a round in boxing without fallen over with exhaustion

>>677497971
Ask for a picture. Hafthor is a huge inspiration for me as a powerlifter/strongman

>>677499404
Legit answer.

Doesn't matter if you win, stand up to and take a beating from the Mountain for your girl, and watch the waterfall between her legs. For you.

>>677501643
>make sure to stay at safe distance
if only man
if only

>>677497971
Pull out my Glock 40, problem solved.

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>>677501049
>>677501523
>>677502733
Please be bait

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>>677505653
Fuck off!

>>677505397
You can't shoot a man for slapping your gf ass.

>>677504843

I just watched him boxing actually. He punched himself out just like any untrained athlete would. I mean did you see his punches? the guy obviously has no idea how to box, or conserve energy. I don't care how many miles you run a day, 3 minutes of throwing as hard as you can gets you gassed, period. that's why boxers don't do that.

>>677497971
slap his ass

Grab his cock and shoot him in the cheat

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>>677497971
Use a spear covered in Manticore poison to kill him...

>>677503531
HA!

>>677503438
a lighthearted sparring session with grappling only.
this means absolutely nothing

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>>677497971
Pull out my replica zangetsu i got from a hobby shop in the mall and scream "BAN...KAI" before stabbing him through the heart. As he stumbled backwards coughing up blood I'd smirk and say you shouldn't have understimated me, baka-gaijin" which would immediately make my girlfriend soaking wet. As that muscle head faggot laid on the ground gasping for air as he slowly choked to death on his own blood, I'd make him watch my girl suck me off whilst not breaking eye contact. The last thing he'd ever see would be my grinning face as my 10/10 gf slurped on my cock until I busted a fat nut.

Watch as gf flies across the room.
Buy new gf.

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>tfw no gf or mom

This guy Eddie hall makes me wanna become a total slave

>be me
>growing up in darkland mcicefuck
>be skinny as bjork as im only nurturing from glacierabortions
>bulliedalltheway.jpg
>after years of bullying start to turn life around
>break up with glacier provider and start to hunt for seal families
>eat babies raw and lift dead parents for muscles
>becoming glacier of iceland
>switch seals for tires
>get call from hbo
>wtf is got
>accept anyway bc smash
>giantwtf.png
>become famous somehow
>travelling like boss through world
>gained to much muscles need new clothes
>be in mall looking for xxl shops
>beta with a pillow approches
>wtftheresawomanonit.jpg
>notice its dusty af and full of stains
>OCD kicks in
>slap the lice out of it
>walk away hearing sobs behind me
>ImiceImbigImGiant

>>677497971
Go for the eyes. Don't care how big you are, that hurts.

>>677498398
and then you run for your life

>>677497971
Ask him why he's slapping my hand :(

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>>677506079
Exactly I been doing boxing for three years I know that aswell. He is all power but he doesn't know how to fight but if that big fucker get a hold of you, you are dead no questions asked.

>>677497971
Scream "WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER?" and then run away.

>>677500558
Someone link the "what did you say you fucking faggot, I'll have you know i..." Definitely this guy

watch him die of heart disease

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Suck his cock
No homo ya know

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>>677507494

>>677498554
yeah seriously

If one happened to know some basic boxing, and had average size and speed, his heads so tiny, one well placed shot, he'd drop. At least enough for said one to drop some hammer fists to seal the deal.

sucked a guy like this off many times, married ones are the best

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>>677497971

threaten to hack his AOL account

>>677507494
you're qt
why can't i find someone like you instead of huge roidfags or weird old men

>>677507336

lets just pray he sticks to weights and never trains for boxing or MMA.

>>677507900
all the best qt bois like a beary larger older man who can pin my ass down and fuck me bareback until i cum without touching my smooth cock

>>677508032
shame about the mental illness

>>677497971
If it was my girlfriend I'd hope that I was with the right person and she would shut him down. We could walk away and laugh about it later. If he would try to assualt her I would pull out a gun and stand my ground. I live in Arizona and I conceal carry. If it was my mom id hope she'd get with him. Shit my mom is 60 and unattractive I'd be happy if she got some of that

>>677505064
Yeah man, too bad you will be dead. Maybe he'll help her with that waterfall, you stupid cunt.

>>677497971
>This guy just slapped your girlfriends(or moms) ass, wat do?

Pepper spray his face and stick firecrackers up his butt

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>>677507704
can you even reach his head you know he is 2.05 m (6 ft 9 in)

>>677507704
But you got to be careful. That big fucker can actually crush your skull with his bare hands so long as you don't let him get a hold of you, you be able to out box with good feet work

>>677508536

If pull his shorts down and rim his ass and beg for his cum load

>>677497971
Ask my new step dad for lifting tips.

I'd let him tuck me into bed and kiss me good night.

>>677503531
>this was my actual reaction while reading that
gg

Stare him dead in the eye. Whip my cock out, start fapping like a crazed chimpanzee and scream 'I shall have my satisfaction, sir!' Until he freaks out or knocks me out.

>get in close
>to avoid the one hitter
>jab my hand up one of the legs of his shorts
>try to probe is anus
>forcetheissue.jpg
>he will try to pull away
>take this as playing
>go deeper
>he falls over
>keep digging
>he begins to tear up
>start to laugh
>if he slapped my gfs I would rape him

>>677506598
Gold!

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>>677508631
The fuck?

>>677497971
>pocket sand
>kick to the balls

>>677507914
Yup

>>677497971
act like a pussy, then a snap kick to the balls, when he doubles over bring your elbow down hard on the back of his neck.

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>>677508839
im a slut for big men

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>>677509287
this is actually a good strategy

>>677500558
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Fuck her on the spot with him watching

>>677504101
Are you unable to read or do you just have so little life experience outside of your bedroom that you don't know what real intimidation is? I'm not surprised this board is filled with cucks and faggots when you're delusional to think we still live in an age where ones physical size and strength are the only intimidating thing. Go outside buddy, the world doesn't bow down to powerlifters and strongmen anymore. Try beating someone (of real influence) up on the street, see who comes out worse.

Ever spent a day on an outcry trading floor? Met a guy about 5'2 on my internship. EVERYBODY on the floor was scared of that dude, you wouldn't say anything but "yes sir" to him!

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>>677509330
But this isn't a gay thread

>>677499257
Underrated post...

>>677509546
cringe

>being intimidated by someone who is 5'2"

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>>677509546
Yea and your the biggest faggot of them all! Go kill yourself

>>677508525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0iZcLIrTQ

>>677497971
high 5 and share a protein shake bro cause i'm rocking my tapout shirt

>>677509833
>>677509969
Lol, there's no way either of you are older than 15

>>677497971
run to him punch his balls, when he starts chasing you run, he will tire more quickly then run back and punch him again. Rinse and repeat until he is exhausted then grab a stone from the beach and start bashing his head while he is gasping for air.

>>677497971
Give him a hug because he's actually a really nice guy.
No, really. Met him before. Super nice.

>>677510286
Why not? Because we aren't scared of men the size of kids? You must be beta as fuck if you were intimidated by him.

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Blast him!

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>>677498833
The sand-in-eyes is actually not a stupid idea, if you can run away with your GF fast enough

>>677509833
I'm 5'10 so not exactly tall but by no means short either. There were guys on the floor who'd played college football and rowers etc. They were scared of this guy. He wasn't the only one either, only one in my short time on the floor but there's many stories of those kind of traders. But as >>677510286
said, you're probably only a child still so wait until you leave gym class and get into the real world. You'll see! Other thing you have to remember is that quite often the shorties have been picked on their whole lives, by the time their adults, the aggression they have can be scary.

>>677509969
Struck a nerve with the cuck thing? Or maybe you're a trap lover.

>>677509546
This is the saddest thing ive read all day, i feel so bad for you now

>>677506598
kekd

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>>677503531
holy shit, kek

>>677510503
The guy who called you 15 wasn't me (trader guy with the long posts). Read me newest one >>677510928


Also, still using 'beta'. Okay kid, we're definitely the beta's! Hope you've finished your homework for school tomorrow.

>>677509546
>Try beating someone (of real influence) up on the street, see who comes out worse.
This isnt about me going out and attacking people its about some intimidating me in public and my reaction, if it's some 5'2 manlet in a suit his ass is on the ground if hes 6'6 ill atleast give it a second thought

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6'2" master race suck my cock fags

>>677509546
>Go outside buddy, the world doesn't bow down to powerlifters and strongmen anymore.
except for 99% of the world that glorify athletes

>>677497971
>guy actually named Thor slaps my moms ass

let him have her, nobody says no to Thor

>>677497971
start hitting myself in the face while screaming him to stop. sue him. profit

>>677510950
Why's that? Because I find someone who could easily ruin my career and life while humiliating me infront of 200 people more intimidating than a big guy who can't do anything for fear of being locked up?

>>677497971
Shank the fuck out of him #NIGGER4LIFE

>>677510928
>the aggression they have can be scary.
apparently only to manlets like yourself
There were guys on the floor who'd played college football and rowers etc. They were scared of this guy
please dont retaliate with more hearsay its beyond worthless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

this is the only answer

>>677510928
>>677511287
>child
nice meme, you got me

You can keep believing what you will, being intimidated by someone that short is fucking pathetic.

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>>677506598
Thanks for making me make noises out of my nose

>>677511424
I'm not going to bother arguing with you anymore, that's fair enough you feel intimidated by someone bigger than you, I guess most people probably are. Though I suspect once you get a little older you might come to appreciate that not everyone (regardless of how huge they are) are looking to knock you out. On the other hand, if you get aggressive, especially against mr.suit, it's probably not going to go down well for you.

>>677511620
I'd rather punch Clay Matthews in the face than Lloyd Blackfein. As I said to the other anon though, I find my life being destroyed slightly more intimidating than a black eye.

>>677511838
You're describing spinelessness. You're fucking your own career by being a yes man. If you can't call someone out for intentionally trying to intimidate you in a work scenario then your only hope is to end up in his job after a lifetime of being made to look, and I imagine feel, worthless

>>677511838
yes
its easier to find a job than restore your pride.

>>677497971
Ask him if i can see his penis.

Unholster my blunderbuss and land a metal ball into his stomach

>>677509596
>But this isn't a gay thread
This is /b/
Every thread is gay

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>>677497971
I'd destroy him in battle

>>677512137
Not hearsay, they're my friends and colleagues!

>>677512220
To me being intimidated by someone bigger than you is quite pathetic. I've given my reasoning for being intimidated by 5'2, what's yours for being intimidated by 6'6?

>>677512626
Spoken by a man who's never worked at a big league company for lack of a better description

>>677512621
>I find my life being destroyed slightly more intimidating than a black eye
I'm not a billionaire there really isnt much to destroy.

>>677500831
And return to same spot if youre doin a 360. Its 180 weebo

>>677513465
>being this retarded

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>>677513404
Actually spoken by a man who works within the commercial branch of one of the UK's biggest banks and started in a shitty retail job. Just be yourself and challenge adversity rather than embrace it

>>677504242
get his cock out of your ass you shithead. Getting mad over nothing.

>>677506598
This!

>>677512901
I guess you mustn't have read my initial post in that case. Bear in mind the internship I was working paid more than most adults earn in a year for 3 months work. An internship which I've worked my ass off since the beginning of middle school to get. An environment where everyone is treading on egg shells 24/7. You do one thing to piss someone off and you can kiss any chance of a job goodbye!

yeah, I'd say that's quite a lot to throw away all because I lack the self esteem to acknowledge mr 5'2 is better at the job than me and I guess that's where we differ in what we respect in people. You look at whether they could kick your ass, I look at whether he's in a position to destroy mine.

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>>677497971
hike him

>>677512621
>you might come to appreciate that not everyone (regardless of how huge they are) are looking to knock you out
Completly agree, howerever that's completely irrelevant to this argument
>On the other hand, if you get aggressive, especially against mr.suit, it's probably not going to go down well for you.
So was that. Once again you and i aren't the aggressor in this hypothetical. i would rather knock out a suit who is verbally assaulting me than a behemoth

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>>677497971
Shit. This is gonna be a long day. Better get my mallet.

>>677498398

Oh Canada.

I'd pretend not to notice

>>677497971
May I stab him?

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>>677498558
No homo only gets you so far anon...Not that far.

>>677508710
Kek'd. Hard.

>>677498833
I'd throw sand in my girlfriend's vagina, then invite him to use her.
Then throw sand in his eyes.
Then throw sand in the petrol tank of his car.
Then throw sand into his sandwich.
Then throw sand into his eyes again.
Then dig a hole in the sand and call him a giant faggot.
He'll fall in, I'll fill the hole in with sand around him and wait for the tide to come in.

He'll drown, and I'll throw sand on his coffin at the funeral.

Call him an asshole. Tell him to apologize to her. Any movement towards me or her, draw weapon, put hollowpoint in his throat and watch him gurgle to death.

>>677515153
to bad you'd be knocked the fuck out before any of that strawman shit could even happen

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>>677514189
You've slowly steered this discussion into a random on a beach to you're manlet boss (Who i actually agree you should take a lot more shit from just because of his position). But nonetheless you've gone off topic and all that typing has gone to waste. I might go enjoy the sunrise to bring me back

>>677497971
Always put faggoty guys who's ass I could probably kick on these not this scary looking fucker though I'd would shoot or cut that fucker damn shire wouldn't get in an open fight

>>677497971
Conceal carry permit shoot him because he was sexually assaulting my loved ones

>>677497971
Mace him in the eyes like based Trump supporter. Proceed to fuck girl to the music of another human being's suffering, while keking.

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>>677497971

I'd ask him who gave the order?

OP here.
Just realised that this is Hodor from games of throne, didn't mean to pick someone famous.

I'll post a new thread with someone unknown in it in a minute.

>>677516701
>Hodor
i can actually taste the bait

>>677514792

no homo doesnt get you anywhere if youre being a massive homo

>>677516701

tastes a little salty

>>677513404
That wasn't me talking about someone being 6'6", faggot. I'm not intimidated by anyone. Do I know when someone could beat my ass? Yes, but I'm not a pussy and walk away.

>>677497971
Hold their funeral

>>677504843
Being stupid, watch best MMA overated fighter Connor Mcgregor with him practicing....trust im, he would break McGreogor in half!! And Conor would kill bare handed 99% of trained males!!
So stfup manlet, google it I am lazy to post it

>>677497971
I bury her in the family plot...or what's left of her

>>677497971
>he's white thus civilized

"Excuse me sir, that's really unpolite and my gf feels ashamed. Could you please excuse yourself. Thanks."

>>677513404
>Not hearsay, they're my friends and colleagues!
Did your freinds personally type what was said?

>>677500558
Love it!

Recommend him to a doctor to see if he has neck cancer or something

>>677498115
t. Cuck

I ask him to apologize. He's Icelandic and a complete teddy bear, he's probably had a brainfart moment.

Then I'd chill with him and helps me lift.

>>677498411

>DTF

dial tone first !?

Suck his massive dick until he is too spent and limp to fuck my gf. Who's alpha now faggot?

>>677519190
deutonic technique filitation

Challenge him to a pull-up competition.
He's lifting half a ton every time.

Don't think that will last for long.

>>677497971
High five him

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>>677497971
Well, I don't have a girlfriend, and my mom is has a license to carry, so...

>>677497971
Raise my adp to 20, utilize those I frames and backstab that nigga

>>677497971
Ask for a picture and tell him he's the shit, and to keep working and win worlds strongest man. Then slap his girlfriends and cuck him

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>>677500558
10/10

Trade him girlfriends. Then wait until his daughter turns 13 and impregnate her

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>>677497971
ask him what supplements he uses and while hes talking about himself go through several rocky montages and come back more ready than him

>>677497971
Check to see if she's still alive.

>>677498398
Many keks

>>677497971
Anyone in the gym that much obviously fucks men.

>>677497971

Ask him why he decided to dig up a grave and slap a skeleton.

>>677500558
I Like Pastae
Spagetti is the best

>>677497971
Crotch punch

>>677497971

let him rape them and kill

>>677500558

lol'd many keks were had 7/10 people who took this seriously should die.

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>>677509526
>We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
>intellectual

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>>677497971
Is his muscles stab proof?

Provide emergency medical care to the victim.

>>677497971
spin around and slice his achilles then stab him with a poisoned spear and gloat until he has an opening to smash my skull in then he dies after me.

but then necromancy.

>>677497971
Attend her funeral.

>>677497971
Tell him " show her some respect, fat faggot ass bitch" Then proceed to knock him the fuck out.