Waifu claiming thread.The rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
Sup?
emperor of mankind claimed once again
>>677495485
kagami claimed, does anyone ever swallow air by accident?
>>677494904
Kagamiiiiii~
>tight hugs
>>677492287
Am I late? Neopolitan please
>hugs
>>677495140
Ooh I see. Yeah there's no issue with it. I just hate how I dun goofed that bad last night.
>>677495383
Eh I'm not so sure. Which anon are you?
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
claimed
>>677495485
Honestly, I can't see the appeal of someone who's pretty much a cunt 100% of the time, who'd probably kill you if you left the toilet seat up.
Tenryuu claimed
lurking
>waiting
Homu-chan claimed.
Hows everyone doing?
>>677494080
Aren't you too hot to hold the icecream :$
>>677495690
helloooooo, how are you? doing well i hope
Bait Claimed
>>677494820
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>>677495802
Well its his choice
>>677495485
mandatory c2 claim
>>677495098
>There was booze so I enjoyed that
Well there we go. Booze solves all unexpected situations. That's the words from the wise.
>>677494927
Well, I guess he has a lot to lose but nothing to win really. Suppose he's fighting with the chance that he'll get away free.
>>677494987
Alrighty then. If you want any toppings (including sauces), just come back to us, alright?
>>677495170
I wouldn't be able to. Alright. I'm doing it. Imma throw freezing cold ice cream into a vat of deep fry stuff and see what happens. No guts no glory. Alright. I'm doing this for you and for the fat americans. WITNESS ME!
>>677495234
Well, I'm not one to complain about my childhood problems. I lift for myself so that I KNOW that I've improved myself, and I lift for Neo. If the shitstains that took the piss are impressed by me now, well, that's just a bonus.
>>677495690
Hugs are back.
Alright, two scoops of Neapol-- I can't tell if you want Neapolitan or if you want NeOpolitan anymore. Is this a subtle way to get me into bed?
>>677495802
Sounds hot.
>>677495300
Who's this?
Shiki claimed.
>>677495881
I'm good, just making some webms before going to bed.
>>677495802
https://youtu.be/6jJIVK-daGk
>>677495937
I'll give you a hint. Syndra sacrificed herself (but respawned because, y'know, League of Legends) and put herself into the ice cream. We chanted a satanic chant and created Syndra Cream. What's in it is the surprise.
Claiming this boat.
>>677495670
Only very rarely, but it does happen.
>>677495690
This one. :^)
>>677495881
Woke up depressed as fuck. Don't know why. Hopefully it passes soon.
Hopefully you're doing better. How are you?
>>677495703
Hi Jibril!
>hugs
>>677495817
Hi Tenryuu!
>SIEG
>>677495901
Doing good, I just got back from the arcade. My fingers are nearly broken
>>677495893
Atago!
>
>>677495999
G.. Get you into bed!? N.. No I'm sworn to Teto you know that
>blushes
>>677496088
>nostalgia
>ATTENTION:
Get your templates here!
-Post your waifu behind the framing
-Use Ariel font to write an 'UPDATE:'
(Remember, they're usually short and concise)
-Post the abbreviated name of your news segment in the blue box immediately left to the words 'L I V E /WAIFU/' at the bottom right of the frame
I will link the background that you will use to put behind your waifu and this frame to complete the template.
>>677495999
WITNESSED
>>677495738
We already have enough shitposting as it is, no need to increase it.
>>677495999
>Checked
Well, everyone who i have talked about agreed that there is 0% chance, But we will see soon enough.
>>677496289
Put this behind your waifu and the provided frame.
Let me see your dank memes.
>>677495999
>check'd
Yeah, it was little chocolates with vodka inside so it was like a shot. Plus I snuck some coors out with buddies
All shit waifus
My waifu is best waifu
>>677495622
>Someone else make the thread
>it seems some anon is buthurt about me making them.
is this you?
>>677495881
Well, I can't even eat it. I sort of smoke the icecream by inhaling the steam.
>>677495999
certainly will, nice trips tbh
>sachi claim
>>677496521
not all waifu's are shit, yours however is :)
I'm off for today.
https://youtu.be/fX5LQXHfC70
>>677496159
That sounds like one really expensive ice cream
>>677495999
>Well, I'm not one to complain about my childhood problems. I lift for myself so that I KNOW that I've improved myself, and I lift for Neo. If the shitstains that took the piss are impressed by me now, well, that's just a bonus.
All this shit. Gold.
>Also, checked
>>677496159
I'll put it on my list of things not to eat, thanks.
>>677496206
Oh okay, hi!! I don't think they released her official height yet so I don't know.
>big hugs
>>677496289
Ooh thanks!
>hugs for everyone as a welcome back
>>677496211
Im fine, "depressed" cuz weekend is about to finish.
How can someone be depressed with a throne like that?
>>677496521
Your waifu cant even reach Hatsuzuki's heels.
>>677496605
Sounds like something a ship would do.
>>677495485
Damn... First time I've seen someone take muh waifu.
Fargive me Tatsumaki...
>>677496701
bye
me too
>>677496701
Good bye beautiful
>>677496289
I like it.
>making something now
>>677496892
I guess you didnt come here much lately. Anyway Tats is off.
>>677496701
Laters o/
>>677496586
It was me.
>>677496252
Well you best chickity check your order. NeOpolitan is the waifu. NeApolitan is the ice cream. Yang always asks for NeOpolitan, so make sure you get that one right or you'll have an angry blond on your hand. With slightly smaller boobs.
>>677496349
SHINY AND CHROME!
>>677496404
What do you think you'll be getting out of this? Can't stand scum like him.
>>677496466
Have you tried making Vodka jelly bears? Those are great because they taste good and get you wasted because you don't realise how much you've eaten.
But chocolate with vodka inside sounds like a great idea. Could only imagine somebody serving them at a kids birthday party by mistake.
>>677496793
Hah. Thanks. Step dad always reminded me, "Don't get mad, get even." Although I guess it could apply to getting ripped too.
>>677496701
Night, take care.
>>677496892
First time? Tats is always here. You must be new.
>new hugs?
>>677496701
Goodnight!
>sleepy hugs
>>677497086
Oh. Neapolitan then please!
>>677497147
Hi Mugi!
>hugs
>>677496816
You sure you don't want to try some? Syndra did sacrifice herself for it to happen.
>>677496762
Yeaaah, but for the citizens of /waifu/, it's free. So. You gonna try some and enjoy the surprise or not?
>>677496793
Man I didn't have a proper look at the picture. That's fucking awesome!
>>677497086
Well mostly cash that he owes me.
>Plus some +rep to my attorney
>>677497147
Sup screensaver
>>677497273
>>677496762
Do it bait!
>>677497055
and who the fuck cares about if u make the thread or not
>>677497273
how many gallons of syndra ice cream do you have left?
>>677496818
Do you have an accurate looking group picture?
Just so we know your general size category.
I have no official height either, I think.
>>677496701
See ya tats!
>>677496793
Now I'm motivated to go to the gym again today.
>>677497086
I gotta try those now. Closest I've had were Jell-O shots
Oh god I would love to see that situation. Would be gold
C' mon guys. This is best girl
>>677497428
I dont have anything to say but i want to keep this chain going.
>>677497569
She's pretty terrible.
>>677496833
When I look at that picture I really want to watch the show, but I don't want to run off yet...
>>677497273
>>677497428
Well if someone went through all that to do it, alright im in.
>>677497449
Well apparently someone cares.
>>677497636
>no yandere bait pic
>>677497271
Alrighty. Any toppings with it? Sauce? Chocolate dolphins? We can put it into a blender, mix it up into ice cream smoothie, and serve it through a straw.
>>677497428
Fair enough. Cash money always good, and as long as the scum gets justice, all is good, right?
>>677497453
Lemme check stock.
...
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Enough to feed china. Want some?
>>677497479
They're pretty easy to make IIRC. Though you need to leave them to solidify for quite some time.
Could only imagine 30 drunk kids (because as a child you need to invite everybody in your class to your birthday party. E V E R Y B O D Y) hugging the clown and saying it has lovely eyes.
>>677497845
Good choice.
Two scoops of Syndra Cream (with a surprise) coming up.
Claimed
>>677497569
she might be the best girl but she isn't the best waifu
>>677497273
do all citizens of /waifu/ get such ice creams?
>>677496833
Yeah I feel ya. Always sucks when the weekends end.
Claimed
>>677497938
whoa! syndra has a big soul! sure! just one scoop please
>>677497456
Ah let me see. This is the best I have
>>677497938
Just whipped cream and sprinkles please!
>>677497938
This might have been the most ''interesting'' ice cream i have ever eaten
>>677498386
*bait
>>677497982
Aight im gonna stock up in Yunomura pictures.
>>677497819
What a struggle, i wonder why :$
>>677497845
Just paste a bunch of hooks into Yuno face or something.
>>677498283
Aw. I have seen a better reference picture but I didn't save it.
>I'll be a good nazi for now on
yeah these threads are going too fast now
this thread was made 20 minutes ago and we're at like 80 images
>>677497424
>not using the better gif
Tenten is ashamed
>>677496818
>>677497037
Get creative, I want to see some funny shit.
I created this one for the next time someone spams /WAIFU/. Just copy whatever image they were using and paste it to the left of Pauling (or your Waifu)
>>677497938
I'll try it out next time I'm with pals.
I hope to god I see it. Imagine one kid who just downs it in front of everyone
>lurking
>>677497273
I don't care. What's next? Pig icecream? You might as well run a sausage factory.
>Syndra sausages
jk
>>677498283
Aren't you a little short for a cruiser?
But her design doesn't make her look like a tall girl either.
>shrugs
We might be around the same height then.
>>677498589
Did you? Was this it?
>hugs
>>677497938
He deserves some justice alright
>>677498542
last one i have
>>677499017
next one is ''Syndra Spheres''
>>677499017
This might be a better representation
>>677499071
>>677499071
That and one other.
>saved
>>677498055
All citizens of /waifu/ get free ice cream, no matter the flavour. For dubs, you get three scoops, for trips, you get 4 scoops, etc.
>>677498283
>sprinkles
Nobody orders sprinkles here. You really are a first.
>>677498177
Well sure. Take care. We don't know what's in it.
>>677498386
If you find anything red, really pink, circular, something that looks like a bone, please spit it out immediately. We're not responsible for any harm caused by our ice cream. But it's easier if you take care.
>>677498780
I keep forgetting to save that gif. Everytime I see it, I remind myself to save it, but forget each time.
>i really really like this gif
>mind if i save this?
>>677498942
Make sure you don't overdo the vodka that you put in it.
Or you can. That's up to you. Try not to die.
>>677499017
Syndra gets it >>677499181
I have mot stopped scratching my balls this whole day.
Idk why they're so itchy
>>677499316
STD.
>>677499316
>apply lotion
>>677497271
New to these types of threads, yeah.
>>677499181
I think i will pass on the spheres.
>>677499313
>I keep forgetting to save that gif. Everytime I see it, I remind myself to save it, but forget each time.
Why dont you just save it? <.<
>>677499313
>i really really like this gif
>mind if i save this?
It's all yours
>and now i have to commit sodoku for writing this shit
9/11? Would recommend.
>>677499313
i taste....raisins, and....is that peppermint tea, what weird combonation
>>677499704
9/11 was a /WAIFU/ job.
>>677499704
Only 1 waifu anon.
No twins
>>677499284
Can't find it hm..
>love hugs
Hi Teto <3
>>677499313
Really nobody does? I'm surprised
>>677499316
>inb4 herpes
>>677499552
Oh, welcome then!
>welcoming hugs
>>677499704
Galko did 9/11
>>677499630
>sodoku
>>677499630
Take care. Make sure your sodoku is honourable.
>>677499556
I just did, don't you worry.
>>677499849
Noice.
>>677499771
Heh. Heh heh. EHEHEHEHE.
Enjoy. There's more to the surprise.
I should probably be going to bed. Night everybody, take care.
>>677498542
help
>>677499181
Just leave me alone with it unless you want me to open the sausage factory
>>677499234
That looks a lot more mature.
>>677499849
>no twins.
>>677500017
what did i just eat?
>>677499806
How did you all make it out?
>>677500106
night neo, i hope i don't die from the syndra ice cream
>>677500106
Bye Neo
>>677500159
Oh... just me
>>677500106
Good night Neo!
>>677499313
in that case rolling for trips for 2 more scoops
>>677499806
its always the waifus
>>677499985
Better than canadian military marches
>i know that you prefer the german ones
>>677500017
Don't worry, i'l take as much sandniggers with me as i can. So basically Hitler style.
>>677500127
Does that work for you? I don't think I have any more
>>677500106
Good night Neo
>>677499234
>>677498283
Judging by the official CG she's somewhere in between, makes sense, too.
>>677500212
with the help of this armor, of course.
My next template will be a parody off of 'The View.' You'll be able to insert 4 waifus of your choice, there will be a dialogue bubble for each waifu, and a 'TOPIC:' at the bottom.
Give me a little bit to shit it out.
>>677500333
trips confirms im gonna die...
>>677499849
>No twins
You can't tell me what to do
>>677499849
kek
>>677499630
Once you're done committing sudoku come tell us how it was.
>>677500106
Sleep tight o/
>>677500476
Ah. That sounds fun.
>>677500364
I'm so triggered right now
>German Leopard 2s a best
>>677500491
Only side effect is dark spheres appearing next to you.
You will get used to it.
>>677500433
That.. works a.. little too well.
>>677499849
I've never followed the rules, but I'll be a bitch to enforce them.
>>677500212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ
>>677500728
oh...well....that's not too bad
Ok, i'm going to get some rest too. See you guys later and until then: Always drink water. You need enough to keep yourself hydrated and fit. Bleach is a fitting, tasty and spiced alternative too.
>>677500476
Possible topic: Tenryuu's Fourth Reich
>>677500728
As long as the spheres dont stun and oneshot me im fine with them.
>>677500106
Goodnight multicolored princess
>>677500139
only heptadiles
>>677500106
cya, thanks for the ice cream
>>677500728
is that the true secret to getting trips?
>>677500914
I'll contribute this pic for Atago's idea
>>677500912
Goodnight, milk a best though.
>>677500937
>heptadiles
What.
>>677500438
Yeah it does. Why did you need it anyway?
>hugs
>>677500491
Don't die! What would I do without hugging You!
>happy hugs
>>677500729
Okay..
>more hugs
>>677500912
Goodnight Tenryuu!
>Nazi hugs
>>677500912
i always drink a gallon of mountain dew before i work out, it seems to work for me, good night!!!
>>677500847
>>677500925
Oh, we arent aware of all the side effect yet.
>most test subjects don't survive this long
>>677500912
Gute Nacht Ten
>>677500912
Gute Nacht, Tenryuu
>>677501119
7s
>>677500912
Goodnight ship
>>677500914
That would fun as well.
>>677500912
See you later Tenyruu
>>677500912
Bye Tenryuu
>>677501150
hmmmm that's weird, i feel pretty ok
>>677500912
does hot cocoa work as a alternative?
also cya
>>677501326
Ah. That's a lot of kids.
Megumin
>>677501131
Just trying to estimate the position of my face on your chest.
>it's not low enough
Wasn't really expecting this one
>>677500433
I guess the hug would work a little differently then.
>>677500912
Night, Tenryuu!
>>677498825
I made one but it the filesize is too big
>>677501784
hmm interesting....
i need to write this down somewhere....
>>677501802
Never enough little cuties
>>677501923
Hmm... How many MB is it?
>>677501805
Real one or FAKE ANON OMFGGGGG????
>>677501805
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
>>677501922
Oh my, okay!
>still more hugs
>>677501805
Sawp.
Are you the Megumin that was writing a story for some project?
>>677502004
what happened here?
>>677502143
5.22 MB
>>677502285
Suddenly I'm distracted....
- tsuzu
>>677502205
What happened to your stockings????
>Homura
>>677502369
Uhh.... nothing....
>>677502480
Try resizing it to 74% of it's original size.
That should bring it to 2.9 to 3.9mb
>>677502613
She must have multiple pairs, so it's fine.
>>677502613
Explosions, probably.
>t-thanks Megumin
>>677503093
i don kno if this is a good idea
i feel like im being b8'ed
>>677499968
New guy, here. Anything I should know about these threads?
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All this trash...
