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So, who the fuck is this assless bitch?
>>677488891
>Being black on the Internet
>2016
>>677489347
>>677489413
Fapin to the queen!!
My nigga
>>677488452
Needs more mudbloods
>>677488891
paige van zant
>>677488452
Here's moar!
>>677488891
The great blonde hype of the UFC... That was just brutally de railed by another qt
There is a distinct lack of taytay in this thread
>>677489579
>chloe giving a friend a lift ho,e after he had too much to drink
what a good and responsible person she is.
>>677490133
Nobody watches women's sports, we just want to see her nakey.
>>677490062
I wnat to lick her ass sweat
>>677490184
thats because no one can fap to this...unless you are into trap look alikes.
>>677490202
clo is bae
>>677488452
>>677488898
>>677490047
>>677490062
>>677490101
>>677490186
>>677490227
Can we cool it with the unremarkable C-list celebrities? Jesus Christ, you guys suck. >>677489353
This is the only reasonably hot celeb in this thread
>>67748845
>>677490611
im so sorry mate...
>>677490611
OP started the thread with a theme. It was continued. Fuck my dick.
>>677490202
you keep telling yourself that. this was when she had argued with the beckham's kid. She went partying with him.
>inb4 chance has a baby momma, he was faithful
You're gonna like this one, pic related.
>kek
>>677488452
we need more bond women
>>677490762
>>677490762
GTFO PEDO
Moar Jennifer Connelly please my cock is throbbing
>>677490865
yeah he started it as a celeb fap thread but didnt post a celeb now go back to your fag threads kid
>>677490611
Jesus, somebody post some of those old ass j-law nudes for this fucking whiney bitch.
>caring about what level the celeb is
>>677490878
That's not clo, nobody cares about that stupid bitch.
>>677490911
I shall provide. She's in my top 3.
>>677490378
Are you gay? She's so hot.
2/10 weak thread y'all suck
Scarlett J. please
>>677491048
I see how you got the upper hand by referring to him as "kid". I'm going to try that next time I get in an argument on the Internet with a complete stranger regarding a celeb masturbation thread to instantly assert my dominance.
>>677491308
Hnnnnnng
>>677491104
You mean Jlaw? Yea, she's not popular on /b/. People hardly know her on here
>>677491191
she had to abort her baby she had with the rapper B.L.O.B because her father would never allow it.
>>677491318
Look out! We have a pseudo psychologist over here!
>>677491318
kek
>>677490878
>posts pic of jlaw with the boat owner that they are paying to take them out around the bay...
oh so this means she is now blacked??
fuck me you Chloe haters are the most autistic people on here, but i understand what it is, you have never been with a woman so you assume every person who is pictured with someone who is black is a coalburner, Chloe likes white guys she is currently with a white male model
>>677490378
what is an interger?
>>677491508
is she popular on reddit or something?
>>677491074
>not caring about the quality of the whores we are going to objectify
I'm not talking J-law, you fucking cock shiner, I'm talking like Kristy Swanson, Elizabeth Shue, Olivia Wilde...you know, hot women.
>>677491572
Ooh baby. She kinda looks like she has a lazy eye here... But it's still boner inducing!
>>677491191
how is this no ass'd bitch hot lmfao!
>>677491799
Shes rich
>>677491703
>quality
>whores
Uhhhh I think we're done here
>>677491598
>interger
a number that can be written without a fractional component. For example, 21, 4, 0, and −2048 are integers, while 9.75, 5 1⁄2, and √2 are not.
>>677491598
It's real numbers that aren't decimals. The joke is that it's a negative number but it's a bad joke because integers contain whole, positive numbers which is what normal sizes would be.
>>677491856
Indeed. Already know everything about you I will ever need to.
>>677491799
>no ass'd bitch
That's what I've been saying for years. Her ass is so flat she might as well be a guy.
She does come on /b/ sometimes....so maybe a trap?
>>677491703
>Olivia Wilde
>hot
come on, I'm trying to eat
>>677491798
saved
>>677491566
>coalburner
she did fucked chance. be honest, tabloids said she kinda did. they met several times.
>denial
>she is currently with a white male model
doesn't mean she's not into black guys aswell. don't think she's racist.
>boat captain had fucked amy schumer and he fucked Jlaw as well. Stay anuspained.
>>677491799
Beat it faggot. You couldn't tell a hot girl if she was cutting your balls off.
>>677491896
Yeah her panty size could be a 5.
>>677491308
>>677491481
>>677491191
well we found the trap lovers lol
>>677492276
>knowing panty sizes
Lol CD detected
>>67749221
>>677492333
Taylor is not a trap
Any of you bad dudes have an uncensored version of this pic?
>>677492629
got pit pics?
>>677492679
She's hot but I feel cheated when I found out she was black after jacking it to her on the office. She said she was Italian.
>>677492133
nah it was a hoax that she came here moot disproved it
>>677492275
>calling other people a faggot when he worships trap icon taylor swift
everyone knows its just the gays that like her on here lol the gay tayfags even have their own chatroom lmao http://taytaythread.chatango.com/?flash
>>677492759
Get out with your gay shit homo
>>677492809
Freak
>>677492917
>Jones
>Rashida
>>677492210
>she did fucked chance. be honest, tabloids said she kinda did. they met several times.
[proof needed]
>>boat captain had fucked amy schumer and he fucked Jlaw as well. Stay anuspained.
again [proof needed]
see thats the thing with you tards you think because you make it up and say it on /b/ its true
kek
>>677491896
>>677491886
great thanks
>>677488452
Who is she?
>>677493044
I don't care what others do, she's not my trap icon, she's just a glamorous women who writes good songs.
>>677492917
Half black. I'd still fuck the shit out of her.
>>677492629
>arguing with trips of truth
kek
>>677493326
Paige Vanzant
>>677489347
this bitch is so inherently unsexual i laugh at any guy who tries to hit it.
she'd be one of those bitches who lays there like roadkill. she has no idea how to be sexy or slutty.
>>677493081
Taylor swift nude leak.
>dat ass
>>677491542
U mad?
One for the oldfags lurking here....
>>677490184
you mean andy warhol with stilettos and a different wig?
>>677493376
>who writes good songs
ummm she writes nothing, her daddy brought her writers...and if not for him she would be working at mcdonalds ..or the street
see here
http://www.businessinsider.com/taylor-swifts-dad-works-at-merrill-lynch-2012-10?IR=T
>>677492917
She's a mulatto but can pass for a octoroon.
>>677493602
no?
I'm not catholic and there are enough nig baby's in the world.
>>677493524
This. Thank you so much for finally spelling this out for some of these faggots.
can't even jerkoff without people arguing about dumb shit around here
>>677493524
so have you told your dad that you are gay yet?
>>677490378
hahahaha victoria's rumor
fuck me, those nig nogs actually made a funny
>>677493577
kek
>>677493524
You'll come around some day, or not and keep sucking your dads dick. Whatever.
>>677490911
watch "career opportunities"
she really was in her teeny innocent big titted prime
hannah aström. Got this shit from 'top men'
>>677491201
Says the guy posting Snookie nudes
>>677493044
>moot disproved it
She paid him to.
>>677494165
kek
All hail queen chloe!
>>677492679
damn nice work quincy
>>677490184
Wouldn't really mind if she'ld shit on me. Too bad she's a lesbian tho
>>677494466
>being this delusional
kek
>>677490911
>>677493306
>asks for proof
What proof do you expect, you aspie permavirgin? You think there's a sex tape of this? Do you also require signed statements from both parties involved and their IDs. People are discreet about fucking. And what's so wrong if they did fucked? (and they did). I can't offer you the kind of proof you want. I read all of this in german tabloids.
>calls anons virgins
>for saying his waifu has had sex with a black man.
13 x 10^4 petakeks your anger is delicious.
>>677493919
>>677494165
samefaggs4chloe
>>677493376
>writes good songs
Yep, you're a faggot trap lover.
>>677494407
that's snooky's box?
fuck me the bitch is nasty but that is one fine cunt and behind i gotta say. god damn if i didn't know how much macdonalds comes out of there...
>>677493376
Her music is horrible.
>>677493919
>>677494165
let us know when you lose your virginity to a girl that actually knows how to fuck. then you will understand what i'm talking about.
>>677494817
>has no proof
>still acts like a tard
>makes things up on /b/
nice try fag
>>677494407
>posting Snookie nudes
Where? I like her; she's the kind of girl I'd fuck when I'm pretty drunk. Sure I wouldn't be proud of it but goddamn I'd enjoy it.
>>677495335
>this much self projection
kek
Lay down and open your mouth wide boys: Natalie Portman wants to take a deep long shit on you cucks.
>>677495256
HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>677494986
gingers are disgusting
>>677493376
I would rather listen to my dog rip ass for 5 minutes than anything she has ever made.
>>677495585
have you ever heard of a word called hypocrisy, o little faggot?
somebody post a picture of miley's butthole, it must be out there by now
>>677495256
How many cocks has she suck?
>>677495605
M-More captions, please ..
>>677495350
>actually wants proof of them fucking.
pure unadulterated autism
Why is it so hard for you to accept she fucked a black guy? You obviously have no problem with her fucking a white dude. You think chance couldn't fuck her because he's black You know you are asking for impossible proof.
Anything that helps you sleep at night, fanboy.
>>677496135
She's starting to fatten up
>>677496135
Is that jlaw?
>>677495944
Taylor Momsen?
>>677496467
In her case, it's great.
Also
>posting clothed material when she has nudes
>>677496554
Its in the filename you stupid fuck
>>677496367
>trying this hard
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>677488452
lol who is this rich celebrity cunt, and why the fuck is she wearing all those different mis-matched clothes?
Is she american? It's a pretty american thing to do..
>>677496622
You say that now, but when she plays Melisa McCarthy's fat sister....
>>677490184
No ass, no tits, normal face, i don't know why people like her so much, she isn't even that good artist
>>677489347
back before she became an ugly dumb slut
>>677496868
Not saying "add 2500 pounds", just saying that she's a woman who'd look amazing with a bit more meat on her bones - I think it'd just go to her chest and hips/thighs/bum
>>677495249
haha, good, i love this bitch, from caligula
>>677496913
Because 'her' fanboys here are all trap lovers.
>>677496696
Wow! So angry. No wonder you can't get a woman.
>>677496852
finally a mod does his job
>>677496790
>>677496746
Her tits are disappoint
>>677497102
pedometer
>>677493670
>>677493604
fuck yes. fell in love with her in "youth in revolt"
>>677497254
G is so fucking ugly looks like the joker got to her
>>677496775
Does this image trigger you? Be honest,
>>677490878
Isn't that Jennifer Lawrence?
>>677497504
now she like niggers
>>677497380
More please.
>>677496502
I'm gonna need some background on this one...
>>677497584
why would it lol? are you this desperate to troll?
>>677497307
What are you? 12? We already know you can't fucking read.
>>677497770
saved, thanks
>>677497610
Yep.
>>677497735
From a movie called The Ledge
Makes me cum everytime
>>677498214
I refuse to believe this is real
>>677497418
>not the biggest disappointment of all time
>>677490133
by who
>>677488452
>iwn hug her from behind
>>677497657
Is that the guy from Twilight
>>677498112
kiki swag
>>677498112
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
>>677497963
drunk bitch... equal she is hot
>>677496998
Fuck off, Helen fag
>>677497446
A pedometer is a device, usually portable and electronic or electromechanical, that counts each step a person takes by detecting the motion of the person's hands or hips.
>>677495944
Bae
>>677498214
>>677498449
This kills the boner.
>>677498461
those looks like Jack Nicholson's tits
>>677497963
She constantly fluctuates between hot and unattractive
>>677496989
The ass was fat
>>677494630
Scarlett is unattractive
>>677490878
Whats really sad is her fapping pics showed she had a nice tight puss, now its nothing more than a catchers mit.
>>677498461
Well that's just sad
>>677498862
good tits
>>677498899
The sky isn't blue
>>677498461
But wait, we have a new challenger
>>677489001
This. I jerk to her IG
>>677498862
I wanna hang with Jack, he looks like a fun dude
>>677498677
What don't you like about her?
>>677499179
Cute face and DFC?
I can get into this.
>>677492792
there isnt one. they were published that way.
>>677489579
Chloe isn't that attractive, let chance have her
>>677495256
mmm this fucking whore. i wanna play with her armpit skin with the tip of my tongue
>>677499396
She is not the superior Helen
>>677499179
>that mole
I want to hold her down and force her to drink my cum
Don't have imagination... Guys, do something good
Taytay
>>677493577
thats pretty funny dude
>>677499672
>superior
kek
>pic related
>>677489635
>>677489001
>>677499226
mmmm her sister tay tay is gonna be just as slutty as her big sis is
>>677499672
>>677499396
Nothing. I just don't find her attractive
>>677490184
the amount of padded bra. so sad. be happy with the tiny boobs
>>677498862
Hot
>>677499151
It's true, though. ScarJo isn't attractive
>>677494986
i like her
>>677500117
Fair enough
>>677492133
>Her ass is so flat she might as well be a guy.
thing i learned today. small ass = guy.
>>677499948
Does she have any pics?
>>677493675
>oldfags
im 30 and i know who this is
>>677495381
She's a sexy little bitch
>>677500526
I'm 40 and I don't have a clue
>>677500526
You're old
>>677490893
Who's the girl in the middle?
New thread?
>>677498017
Interesting
>>677492792
it was posted to insta you fucking twat no one does
>>677500526
Good. She was a real fine piece of ass back in the day.
>>677500652
Do a Google search to find more info on her.
Need new thread
>>677499459
danish chicks are the worst.
>>677491427
ahah, this one kill me everytimes
