Beat him like a disbehaving dog. He'll respond to the authority

>>677483458
I don't beat misbehaving dogs ):

>>677483737
That's probably why your life is a mess faggot

Man up, move out, and be an example to the little shit. Seems likely that your dad is a cuck beta, seems like you are too.

>>677483458
Do this it worked for me

Show him the fuck who is boss, beat him up, turn off the power, block youtube on his pc

>>677482583
>>677482583
Are you my sister? Because THATS LITERALLY MY FAMILY

>>677482583
He plays Minecraft right?
Grief his world when he's not there and blame Herobrine

>>677482583
Believe me, OP, you're not the only one, my six year old brother runs around our house watching "funny" Minecraft shit on Youtube..I feel kinda bad for him. It's the only thing he ever does.

>>677484453
No I think his brother plays Mortal Kombat X and bo3

>>677482583
ask him if he wants to suck your dick, faggot

>>677484129
cant move out atm, gotta wait another year

dad is indeed cuck. he works a lot and doesn't "care" about his shit, to a certain extent obv

need some shit to fuck with him without him or my parents noticing its me

>>677484405
guy here

>>677484453
no minecraft. he plays bo partwhatever and rs:siege

Fuck with him. Shit in his bed. Put a magnet in the PC. Cum on PS4 controller. Put LSD in his water. Drive him fucking insane. Destroy his autistic social life.

>>677482583
Kill him and hide the body, then say he ran away into the wilderness because he's going through his edgy teen phase.

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>>677482583
Possible realistic solutions:

Move out
Stop being a bitch
Take the time and effort to teach him skills and improve his life to the point where he's a useful member of society

but you wont do any of these because you're just as bad as he is but have the extra problem of being a whiny bitch on the internet

>>677482583
Teach him sports so he can do some thing besides just be a faggot all day at home?

>>677482583

Fuck him in his asshole every night so he has a reason to scream.
Do it every time he's going to play PS4 or watch Youtube so he associates rape with joy.

>>677484735
>ill move out next year
the kid got adhd, he will never be a useful member of society

>>677484753
i only do /fit/ but he doesn't give a fuck about it

Beat him up and then beat your parents up for being lazy pieces of shit.

>19yo
>STILL lives with his parents

Move out while you are at it you lazy ass.

>>677484637
>dad is indeed a cuck
>faggot still live with his parents

It must be hard be a badass at your 19 m8

>>677484916
kek

>>677485000
dem trips

Wait, it's not okay to live with your parents when you're 19?

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>>677485177
4chan is edgy. There isn't anything wrong with it.

>>677485177
kek, that's what I was saying. Fuck, i'm 26

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He's your brother, so I'm guessing you do this gay shit too? Either way, you're a faggot, OP

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>>677482583
I matured in 7th grade, my faggot of a little brother is 14 and has yet to show any change. Personally I don't fucking get it, how the minds of other people are complete fucking mush and I feel I'm the only sane person and this is coming from an 18, technically a burnout high schooler. My little brother does the same shit you described but
>plays dumb to the point of wanting to throw his body out a moving car
>comments constantly on anything were watching and thinks what he says is literally comedy gold
>thinks he's always right no matter what
>will blatantly lie and stick to that lie no matter what till the end of time
And whenever I give him shit it never changes him, creates a new paradigm, fucking nothing.
And to top it off he treats everyone like garbage and no one does shit. Like this kid doesn't give a fuck about anything and never fucking shuts up. I feel you anon and I have no idea what to do

hang him from the living room ceiling fan

>>677484916
that'd make me gay

would rather take a more distant approach, literally. like fucking with his tablet or the internet w/e

>>677485177
depends on travel time home->school, home situation etc etc
travel time is quite long for me and situation is okay, but annoying. i'd rather move out and smoke ayy lmaos in the living room

>>677484950
Autistic whiny bitch older brother confirmed, enjoy knowing that you're literally less useful and worthwhile than your little brother

>>677482583
Tell him that if he is more quiet that you will give him a few bucks a week. Even if you give him like 3$ they still take that as alot. And if you want to be more edgy, you can steal it back later.

>>677485392
well then drop the fuckers tablet.

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>>677484916

OP do it faggot.

>>677485579
my parents would buy him a new one probably
or hold my allowance and spend it on a new tablet if they knew I did it

>>677485392

install every chinese shitbait app you can find and delete all the official ones.

make a slit in internet cable and break one of the wires inside so his internet dont work, but you can't see why (unless you replace the cable).

>>677485806
That is why you need to be discreet about it.

>>677482583
Instal K9 on his pc and block youtube

>>677485923
slitting the cable is genius
he does have wifi on both his ps4 and tablet. I can't find any settings in the router to drastically slow down access to his ps4 and tablet
completely blocking his ps4's and tablet's IP would be too obvious

>>677486365
Good luck, OP

>>677484474
Same here but 5yo brother.

He doesn't go to school either even though he's supposed to

>>677486162
He does have a PC which I build for him two years ago. He barely uses it even though it's still superior to his ps4. Since he doesn't have speakers on his pc, he uses his ps4 headset while watching youtube videos on his pc which honestly doesnt bother me since he's quiet

Tell your little brother you love him faggot 'cause it doesn't sound like your father is doing shit. Then maybe there'll be a chance he won't end up on here.

>>677486538
This

>>677482583
rape the black out of him.

>>677484683
Yeah! Drug him. That sounds fun

>>677482583
>a 19 year old autistic
>trying to parent a 12 year old autistic
>good fucking luck

Be a freakin' good brother, but when he deserve it. When he's not deserving anything, treat him like what he's. When he's nice, be extra nice with him.

Plus, if you're 19, you are in age to work (school or not), that's maybe a good way to show him how a normal person is. And if you are in school and you work, you'll looks like more badass.

One day, maybe in several years, he'll take example on you. Be a good brother and show him life, real, not videos on Internet.

Also, when I say to be a bitch when he's bitching around, be smarter than him and make him realizer by himself he looks stupid (like recording him and showing him what he looks like). Make him understand he'll never have a girlfriend if he look that autistic.

>>677486809
kek

>>677484474
He's six, it's excusable 'cause his brain's still developing

Bad when you are jealous of a kid!

>>677487058
That's why it's important for him to do something else than Minecraft video...

What are the fuck doing the parents?

>>677486875
do this most of the time
im in school and work quite a lot. but whever im home in the evenings/free days it fucking bothers me. he will probably change in a few years, but i want to solve the problem within a short period of time

also try to humiliate him and let him realize that he's autistic

good youre saying this though, will work on this more

>>677487266
Good point

>>677482583
I'm like ur little brother but I'm 26

>>677485806
>hold my allowance
GROW A PAIR FUCK FACE! I have a job and I'm younger then you, fucking beta twat.

>>677487357
So, try to have extra time with him, OUTSIDE (no fuckin' screen, not even smartphone). Sports, commercial center, anything else than making fate in front of a screen.

It's not the amount of time but the quality who matters. If you push him to do extra thing he'll probably like you more, feel less the desire to watch stupid stuff on Internet, and even be smarter.

>>677487357
That's not humiliation who will helps you. He have to understand by himself, before it's late (as for me), what is really important.

Also, push your parents to make him do sports if he doesn't, even if he doesn't want to. Or music, or anything else. Even if it's in front of a screen, something else than watching video... Or playing.