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I was raised in Jehovah Witnesses family, i'm pretty bored
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I was raised in Jehovah Witnesses family, i'm pretty bored now so ask me some questions if you want to know anything about that religion from someone who has acctually been there.
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Do you still live there
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>>677471405
I am not a Jehovah's witness anymore if that's what you mean.
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>>677470764
What exactly generates all the hate towards Jehovah witnesses?
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why do you fags go around an knock on peoples doors and ambush then in the streets to talk about the religion. its annoying and I don't fucking want to hear it. not trying to be that rude but damn
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Do you guys believe you'll get your own planet when you die?
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How did being a JW affect your everyday life?
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>>677471676
I answer the door, they start, I say "we're not home", smile, close door. Profit. Fag.
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How did you escape? Is your family allowed to meet you?
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Do you really believe that only 144000 people can go to heaven? If so why spread your religion? What does it mean for the other witnesses since there are more than 144k of you?
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>>677471597
They have some strict rules that may make people thing they are nuts. Like the one that forbbidens blood transfusion. Beside these i don't know, they are very honest, helpful and so. Other people get annoyed by the fact that they go from door to door to talk about god and try to recruit more witnesses.
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>>677471972
They believe the world will become perfect for those who stay on Earth as part of the "New System".
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Do you prefer ketchup or mustard on your hot dog?
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>>677471676
If you say to them that you don't want any vistations they should not visit you again.
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>>677471676
This.

No different than christians raising thousands of dollars going on mission trips to some poor country only to do a few hundred dollards worth of carpentry/painting and spreading the word of their god. Im cool with that route. The less here, the better
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>>677471840
No, JW's believe that they will resurrect here on earth and live here.
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>>677471873
Not much, i just know a lot about bible, since they study it so much.
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>>677472241
Just as far-fetched as the idea of going to heaven or hell after you die.
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>>677471929
I didn't escape, i just quit, my mom is very understandable and rescpeted my decision, she also quit couple of years later.
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>>677471972
The 144 000 will go to heaven to be with Jesus, the rest will live on earth once it becomes paradise.
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>>677471590
Was you disfellowshiped
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>>677472391
I am not the one believing that tho. i quit JW
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>>677470764
I understand you aren't allowed to take blood transfusions. So if you would die without one for some reason and you refused would you go to hell for suicide? Or is it permitted to receive blood if you are gonna die?
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>>677472140
Answer This
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Is god dead?
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>>677470764

Your religion is retarded for implying the image of Christ was some white guy.

>muh graven images
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>>677472458
Glad your mom was understanding. I come from a pretty strict baptist-christian family. The day I told my mom I wasnt going to church (I was 22) She flipped her shit. Still never hear the end of it to this day. I do not care what religion you believe, as long as you have decent character. Unfortunately My mom, and pretty much everyone else in my family are intolerant of ANYTHING that goes against their beliefs and lifestyle. Haven't seen them in 5 years
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>>677472668
No, you are disfellowshiped when you get a baptism and i didn't get it. And also i quit by myself, told my mom about it and she spread it with all the JW's in my town.
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>>677472730
They don't believe in hell.
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>>677470764
My brother converted. I understand why, it was just after our mom died and he was terrified of facing his own mortality. He is also moderately brain damaged, socially inept, and can't live without a support network. He's broken enough to need help and just smart enough to realize it. The faith appealed to him because it is a tight knit community with simple rules that promises eternal life and lets him think that one day he'll see mom again. Despite the fact that she was agnostic with a tendency towards new age spiritualism. The resurrection doesn't include nonbelievers and those who reject salvation. My brother is an idiot and the faith lets him live without having to think too hard about shit.
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>>677470764
Special talk is today mate.. you should get to a meeting. i am.
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I quit once I hit 18.
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>>677472730
That's the fucked up part about it, that you can't tkae transfusion if you can die becouse of it.
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>>677472734
I mix both.
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>>677473129
fucking disgusting
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>>677472958
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
I also read that they only believe a certain amount of people can get into heaven and that number has been exceeded for years.
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>>677473021
Another witness on the 4chans. Do you think you should be counseled for looking at nipples
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>>677473076
You take English class?
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>>677473252
probs
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Is it true jehovist women will have trade sexual favors when they go door to door to those who convert?
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>>677472859
That's a shame anon, i feel sorry for you.
Luckly my mom wasn't a psycho about it. And the rest of JW neither, the old JW's are mostly going nuts about it.
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>>677472970
>My brother is an idiot and the faith lets him live without having to think too hard about shit.

Do you think thats a good or bad thing? I have a few family members that I feel are better off believing in simple things like that. Makes conversations that much easier with them
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>>677473310
Work on your Gestures
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>>677473310
Age?
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Jehovas are some weird kind of people man , very isolated.
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>>677473021
I don't attend anymore anon.
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>>677473241
144.000 go to heaven. The rest will live in earth once it becomes paradise
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>>677471840
I think thats mormonism ?
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It's not a religion, it's a very long-drawn out fairytale.
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>>677473241
It';s 144 000 that go to heaven to rule the earth with Jesus Christ, the rest stays on earth to live in a paradise.
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>>677473340
Most of them are pretty fugly...
I knew one who was sort of cute. Her family married her off to some 37 year old family friend as like a virgin bride.
It was pretty fucked up to be honest. She was pretty stupid due to a life of sheltering and bullshit.
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>>677473267
Yes, sorry if my english is not too good, i try my best.
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>>677473420
kek when i was doing good in the truth i gave some pretty great talks.. not even gonna lie

>>677473424
28
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>>677473454
just go to one anyway.
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>>677473340
What? That's bullshit, they would rather die than have sex before marriage.
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>>677473643
It's OK Euro-friend
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>>677472730
the bloodtranfusion thing is kinda stupid in europe , because blood is safe here. In america on the other hand i can understand , because of niggers , you don't want niggerblood.
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>>677473341
Thanks, but no need to feel bad for me. I honestly feel bad for them, expressing such hatefulness and damnation towards something you simply don't understand. My dad Died when I was 7, Mom married an asshole, violent childhood blah blah blah..Therefore I dont value family the same in my personal life, but completely understand and respect those who do.
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>>677472352
Have you read the epic of gilgamesh?
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>>677473849
>epic of gilgamesh
that only contains the first written flood account. its not even the one that makes the most sense.
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>>677473650
32. I'm sort of pissed at the whole thing. Did what I was supposed to. Married as a virgin. And after I got married, my wife isn't capable of having sex.
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>>677473836
I understand you, i haven't had a father my whole life, mom was struggling with serious financial problems, so my childhood was pretty rough too, still i admire my mom for taking care of me and my two brothers by herself.
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>>677473849
No i haven't.
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>>677473650
Lol same here, my dad was/is an elder.
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>>677473733

You didn't see the JW sex scandal all over the news years back.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QReUbe4kp-o

Here's a video about masturbation that they made for deaf people.
Unfortunately i couldn't find the original all I could find is one that a chimp put noise to.
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>>677470764
man when I was in high school. I go over to a friends house. Her cousin would come over, she was jehovah whatever. man was she suck a horny slut. I love religion, turns some of the hottest girls in to sluts.
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>>677474223
Nope, i'm an european too so if it was in USA there is a great chance that i have missed it.
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>>677474059
>my wife isn't capable of having sex
There is a scriptural thing about marital dues mate. and when you were dating her you didnt talk about that kind of stuff?
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>>677474059
Wait. The fuck?
>isn't capable of having sex.
She doesn't have a vagina or what?
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>>677474314
Good for you bro.
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>>677474192
so was mine. died a few years back. i was a servant for like 4 years. thing really went downhill for me when he died.
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>>677474376
She's on her period 28 days a month. Fml
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>>677474398
She's a trap...
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>>677474376
She pretty much told me whatever I wanted to hear when we dated. She was the first one I dated, so I didn't know any better
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>>677474553
Fuck the period hole.


Seriously though that seems like something birth control could sort out for her.
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>>677474553
Unless it's February you still have 2/3 days at least, go for it bro
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>>677474706
Was much much worse on the pill. It also took her sex drive away. Then again, I believe the problem is much more simpler. She likes women
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>>677474671
Isn't lying a sin?

Can't you divorce her because of her false pretenses? Seems like that would invalidate it.
You need a lawyer.
Either that or get prostitutes or something.
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>>677474553
>28 days a month
lol i know some witnesses who are taking the new translation of the bible as meaning that blow jobs are totally cool now. get some bjs

>>677474671
sounds like you rushed into it tbh.. if im getting married im making sure she is as interested in sex as me. last sister i was talking to was horny as fuck.. didnt end up working out but if i can get myself doing good again im totally going after her.
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>>677474881
>She likes women
lol damn you are just a cover husband
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>>677474919
That's about where I'm at. She lying to herself so getting her to admit it would be impossible
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>>677474881
>She likes women

That isn't your problem.She's in breach of contract if she isn't letting you bust nuts inside her whenever you want.
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>>677473354
It works for him, but he's always trying to convert me because my staunch lack of belief and rational resistance to his efforts make him doubt. That doubt eats at his faith and makes him resentful of me which has turned him into a passive aggressive dick whose mission in life is now to "save" his heretical brother from damnation.
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>>677475050
I used to get bjs but, she never let's me pop in her mouth. So I end up finishing my self, which is what I could have did from the beginning
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