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Sharia Police says: - everything you thought was fun is no longer
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Sharia Police says:
- everything you thought was fun is no longer allowed.
- why haven't you been in the mosque today?

Thank you for being tolerant.
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>>677468557
Why do they always look so miserable? Is it because no drugs alcohol and pussy?
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>>677469441

Sharia Police says: You are being disrespectful. Why are you being intolerant of our faith?
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>>677469638

Because noone gets respect by smiling. Sharia Police says: Fear is good.
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>>677468557
Islamist scum.
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>>677468557
meanwhile in sandnigger territory
https://youtu.be/0tJJNp-Is_c?t=86
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>>677468557
*yawn* supremacy clause, check and mate
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>>677469769
Do you have the one of the fat white ginger cunt who looks like he hates himself holding the same flyer? I fucking hate the word cuck (it's overused and just sounds unpleasing to me) but it fits that faggot perfectly.
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>>677470240

Sharia Police says: Be tolerant of us and we shall punish you with impartiality.
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I'll fight Islam until my last breath.
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>>677470398

Sharia Police is everywhere.
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>>677470274
>>677469769
>>677469657
>>677468557
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>>677470498

Sharia Police says: no. You will keep on muttering at the tv but on the street, when we deal with your girlfriend, you will look away and do nothing. That is safest for you, and that is always going to be your choice. We have nothing to fear from you.
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>>677471166
Don't watch tv, and I've been waiting for this uprising for years. Not going down without a fight
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>>677468557
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>>677471644

Sharia police says: You have not shown up at any protests, have not given to any cause. You stand alone. And for every day our power grows, our politicians gain more control. We will own your government. One day we will come knocking and people in uniform will be enforcing our orders to you.
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So, a question for white Europeans. Why don't you counter the muzzo rapes by raping their women in return? It's not like sand niggers would go to the police, would they? Hell they'd probably just kill the victim for shaming the family. In the meantime, you get your point across and get some free pussy while you're at it.
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>>677472919
and you effectively reduce their population, win-win really.
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>>677472919

...have you SEEN their women?
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>>677472919
Not a Europoor, but I'd say it's because we have to prove ourselves better than the enemy by not resorting to their tactics.
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>>677473136
Some of them look good, man. It varies from one to another just like any other race.
>>677473144
We don't have to do shit. We do what we want.
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>>677468557
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>>677468557
>No drinking
>No slots
>No fighting in the zombie apocalypse
Man Islam sucks all the fun out of the end of the world.
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>>677472891
I don't live in a country with Sharia police. I'm watching Europe fall while waiting for it to come my way. The British are fucked, the Swedish are fucked, but I'm ready to go.
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>>677473314
we are better, our tactics are to get them to move into our countries and once there are enough of them and hatred toward them has built up, we send send them to the death camps.
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>>677473398

Sharia police, putting Fun back in fundamentalism by proving that harassing people doing small stuff is more fun than doing the small stuff.
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Sharia Police says: women swimming in the ocean are committing adultery.
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I don't care what some shitty sharia says - it's just primitive nonsense and not worthy of any respect
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>>677468557
If you actually do some research, and read a little of the Quran, you'll find that the earlier passages are filled with nothing but messages of peace and love. There's even one scripture that tells you not to hassle your fellow man if he does not wish to convert, and to love him unconditionally and pray for him.

But documents of the time have people who knew him discussing dementia in his last days. Therefore theories suggest that shit got frequently more violent and ridiculous near the end of the book because Muhammad was becoming increasingly senile. And radical Muslims are no different than your average Pentecostal pastor; who shouts the end days and condemns every living soul to hell. It's just that Muslims have guns and think they can get away with it, and they are.
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>>677473850
nobody is converting to Islam and muhammad was a bacha bazi
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>>677473817
I'd say that was sarcasm, but if the current state of people whining all the time. They might be right.
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>>677474252

Sharia Police says: when the Sharia Police comes, your opinion is not wanted.
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>>677471166
My 9mm says otherwise.
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>>677474362
It took him his whole life to write one short book?
go suck some mudslime from the tip of a brown cock you libcuck.
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>>677473850
What kind of Autist took the time to create this image anyways?
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>>677474362
You do realize that in the Quran, if a later passage contradicts and earlier one it supersedes it? Which means the violent passages in the latter half of the book are the "true" Islam?
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>>677474642
High five, crusader bro!
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>>677474687
It was written gradually, over a period of 23 years you idiot.
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>>677474747
nice 47's m8. And the answer is a muzcuck autist.
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>>677468557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ
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>>677474612
That's the point: No one's opinion is wanted under Islam, unless it's pro-Islam. this is why it's a vile threat.
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>>677474772
Yeah only because the masked dude with a gun pointed to your head says so.
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>>677474612
The only thing u can do with a quoran and the sharia is to burn it
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>>677474852
What kind of retard takes 23 years to write such a short book with such a shitty plot? What's it like to not have to worry about making noise when you fart?
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>>677474565

That was a serious comment so I will give a serious reply. Yes I am OP. I loathe Sharia Police and knowing they are spreading into every town on the planet with a muslim contigent in the population, makes me want to puke. In countries like Indonesia this menace is real but even in London and Oslo there are people walking in groups brandishing their sticks and quorans trying to enforce their moral views. As long as we ignore them because they aren't our problem yet, as long as we are tolerant enough not to throw them into prison, this will continue and get worse. This silly little thread is just one more tiny little wake up call.

But Sharia Police says: be tolerant of us, or else!
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The Gestapo says all Muslims must be gassed to death.
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>>677474848
My gf is also licensed to carry so that makes 3 of us.
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>>677475194
hey now, you can wipe your ass with quran also...
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>>677475079
What? It's true, "Naskh"
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Sharia Police says: Of course you have guns. But we have soldiers in your army that are more loyal to our imam than to your country.
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>>677468557
When people call Islam the religion of peace they are omitting something very important: in the context of Islam, "peace" is achieved through complete submission to the will of Allah. In a personal context this isn't that different from Christianity: submit to god's will and god's plan to achieve happiness and inner peace. But in political Islam, as in political Christianity, it is applied to all people, even infidels and even through force.
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>>677475962
Our country was founded for the people by the people. Don't let the libtard fool you we are loyal to our country not our government
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>>677475962
>implying they wont be rooted out and waterboarded with pigs blood...
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>>677475998
The difference is that Christianity is a religion based on an anthology of many books, written by numerous authors, kings, holy men, etc. all telling the word of God through storytelling and metaphor. This is why "interpretation" is a valid argument in Christianity.

Islam, on the other hand, is a religion based on one book written by one man, and is the absolute, unquestionable truth: In fact, it is the final truth, or "final revelation", which is why "radical Islam" is simply fundamental Islam and not misinterpretation.
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The Gestapo says all qurans must be burned.
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>>677476334

Sharia Police says: You will continuing kowtowing to your government none the less. You already do not care about their religious stances. It will not matter to you if the next leaders bow to a different holy building, any more than it concerns you where their private bank accounts are placed today.
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>>677475616
True, but it might give you aids.
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>>677476342

Sharia police says: gee that has worked out so well so far, do you think?
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>>677476647
Been there, done that and it was fun...
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>>677476723
How about this will give you all are n****** Mexicans and Jews and will let you have Texas
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>>677476647

Sharia Police say: you must be mad. Himmler was a great friend of us.
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>>677476626
I don't really care for your special-pleading for Christianity. Both are repugnant dogmas that are incompatible with human freedom, but most Christians in the west have been tamed by modernity, too utterly cowed by their comfortable place at the apex of our global system to be much of a threat to the status quo, albeit with some exceptions (cultural Christian white supremacists, Dominionists, etc). Islam has become the cultural focal point of a more general reactionary response to modern colonial and neoliberal oppression of much of the world's alienated and poor. I'd love to see the status quo annihilated but if its the radical, political Islam that does it we'll all be worse off as a result.
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>>677477175

Sharia Police says: you must clearly be a northerner. Go on thinking like this, and we will await your next civil war. Meanwhile we already have a number of mosques in the Lone Moon state.
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>>677477283
So I try to clear up a misconception as to why Islam is fundamentally incompatible with the West and why Christianity isn't, and your best response is "I really don't care"...

And the bit about how Islam is a "reactionary response to modern colonial and neoliberal oppression of much of the world's alienated and poor" is the exact kind of Marxist doctrine that allows Islamist ideologies to spread unchallenged.
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>>677477658
No I'm a realist you really think that you can control a populace of niggars, feminist, gays, furys, libreals, Mexicans, cartel, and every other substance culture in American our own goverment can't do that. This isn't France, sweedin, Europe America is allready a 3rd world country.
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>>677477839
You act like the west was all sunshine and rainbows before the Muslims showed up. They're part of a longer, deeper problem and if they just up and left tomorrow things would still be shit. I pointed out a few Christian groups who would do just as much damage to the west as Muslims if they had the opportunity.

The neoliberals are the ones bringing Islam to your continent. Marxist doctrine despises all religions equally, anyone parading as a Marxist who bends over backwards to make excuses for Muslims is either a sneaky kike or a dunce.
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>>677478074

Sharia Police says: you can control any population once the government becomes strong enough. Execute enough people wearing red hoodies and after a while everyone stops wearing them.

Translated roughly to a ban on red caps by the german occupants.
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>>677468557
sad thing is ...my life would propaly improve with the sharia law.
i don't even do most of the things written on that paper on that pic.
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>>677468557
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>>677472919
And free STI/STD to go with that beastialty.
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>>677479011
I don't either, but removing the choice for degenerates to act like degenerates isn't something I'm not willing to sacrifice.
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>>677479011

Sharia Police says: Indeed. This is how you get control, by making sure that only a minority is suffering by the rules because everyone else think the rule are ok. Once you get away with that, you can expand the rules and the punishments.
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