23yo Virgin-fag

Not that I haven't had chances. Definitely made out with girls, but I'm looking for the one. IDGAF what people think, I ain't gonna fuck some guys dirty second hand dregs

>>677468437
19 year ok fat. Lost virginity 3 years ago . Feels good mange

22 going on 23. Honestly thinking about either getting an escort for my birthday or try to get pity sex from one of the girls I use to work with.

>>677468895
Sometimes it's 3rd hand down. And it gets wire the older you wait for your waifu. So I would just drop that BS about waiting for the one. Take my advice bruh. I thought I would be in your shoes once

>>677469567
Why, so fucking pathetic. Lift, club and earn your bitches.

I was 17. 'Phew' was exactly how I felt at the time.

Tell me to gtfo and such, lost my v card at 14 and had two sexual partners til 19 so prolly had plenty of sex. But been dry for 4 years and feel like an absolute beta everyday. I don't think losing your virginity will make you feel any better. It's having a consistent girlfriend day in day out that makes you feel any worth in this department.

>>677468437
20 almost 21 kiss less virgin
living at home for school and taking care of my dad. Im really hoping I can get a social life when I movie out in a few years and have my own place. Or at least that's what I tell myself whenever I feel ashamed

34 year old virgin faggot. Talk shit, but my wizard powers are nigh unmatched.

I guess i shall reach the archimage rank.

Didn't lose my virginity in the highschool and i am going to end the college and still virgin....

I want pyromancy, just in case

>>677468437
i don't know how you couldn't even get a kiss?
I mean i am ugly as fuck had no sex in my life. but a lot of kisses.
mh... looking back i may be to stupid not ugly to see the signs that they always wanted it

>>677468895
is sounds cheesy but its true. Maybe when youre in high school and you have a first GF its cute but after that its a minefield of cheaters, crazies, village bicycles and all other kinds of things better to be avoided. Try to find a diamond in the rough

>>677468437
21, also kissless.
I'm not bad-looking, but I can't talk to people I don't know, always waiting for people to accost me.
I'm a coward.

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>>677471360

How ironic that the only experience denied to you by having virgin wizard powers is the indescribable feeling of penetration.

>21 kissless virgin
>met a girl who has similar interests
>we got into talking about our relationship over text
>ask her to put it aside until we meet
>going to tell her how i feel
>friendzone possibility
>its sunday and im shaking in nervous

37 year old wizard with powers beyond your comprehension

>>677468437
I am 21 but I hired an escort last week so I am no longer a virgin.

>>677471813
The thing is, sometimes the diamond I. The rough is the woman you think has done it all. Realistic scenario: find a virgin woman, marry her, she's a bitch, doesn't even like you so cheats on you, divorce. Now you are a divorced cuck . Seriously mange, try not to put to much emphasis in finding "that one". The one will most likely lost it already because she thought she found "the one" too!

>>677472744
It honestly wasn't as great as I thought it would be. I actually prefered the oral to the actual sex.

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>>677471360
>>677472623
What are you doing on a computer, guys ?

>>677468437
24

28 virgin here. Last kiss was about a decade ago. I have given up all hope and am awaiting my wizard powers.

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26

suiciding soon probably

>>677472855
Dubs tells the truth, but not everything. What you are missing is knkwing each other more before getting into a relationship. If both are broken, then its hard to stay together. We wouldnt be here if we are physically and mentally fit and perfect right?

finally lost my virginity two months ago, i am 21 feeling better then ever

>>677473233
Man, you are too close to your wizard powers to surrender

Slept with 98 girls, 25 years old. Don't worry, you're not missing much

25
Honestly never tried or flirted with a girl. I've had a couple opportunities where a drunk girl approached me at a party or explicitly asked. I awkwardly declined or avoided giving an answer. I didn't want my first time to be with someone I barely knew though. I never meet new people or even try, so I don't know what I'm expecting to happen.

The fact I haven't stuck my dick in a hole doesn't bother me. It's the fact that I've never had a meaningful relationship with someone else. Fear of rejection or that intimacy makes me never take those initial steps. Slowly becoming more reclusive as friends grow up and I'm not forced into situations to meet new people.

lost my virginity at 16. Not hard to get a girlfriend, just get yourself out there, don't expect to fuck a 10/10 supermodel, as long as you shave and dress well you will be able to find some cute girl that will find you attractive.

>>677473877
You should look into the reason why you cant get a meaningful relationship. Im doing it

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>>677468437
24 y/o
Never asked anyone out, rejected&ignored every girl who showed interest in me.

Probably due to several reasons, mostly related to my family and the place I currently live in. Right now on ssri's, the pills killed my libido completely and now I don't longer care about sex or dating. It hardly crosses my mind once a month.
I have an appointment with the psychiatrist in a few days, hopefully he will no longer give me that shit.

Been with GF since we were 16. Ate pussy got blowjobs, did anal.

Didn't want to even risk getting pregnant.

Got married to her at 24 after college.

Had the sex.

No regrets.

Forcing yourself to have sex before you're ready will fuck you in the head.

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>>677472623
31 here.
what are you guys up to?
I've continued my lifelong search for knowledge & delving into Grant Morrison's Hyper Crisis.

Kissed at 19 and sex at 24. Was OK because i'm a femanon, so I didn't had to hurry anything.

23 also kissless, i'm intrigued by how more often than not so many people care that much about being virgins in college. I want a meaningful relationship first, sex can wait another 12 years for all I care.

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>>677474424
Good luck, /co/mrade.

My virgin /b/ros, there's worse than being a virgin. I was so beta i dated for three fucking years a girl who never even touched my pee-pee, let alone fucking me (my first of two gfs, from age 20 to 23). Do you think you are worse than me? I fuck now with my present gf (from age 25), but there was a time when I just gave up hopes. If I made it, you can made it as well for sure (unless you are a shit-stinking fedora tipper)

>>677474249
Damn...hope youll get well soon. I assume you are pretty handsome if girls interest in you?

Try to figure out the problem with your family and go on from there

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18 here, im not the worst looking guy and ive been approached at clubs n shit but i always just leave when they try anything, dont want my first being a randomer in some club. My main issue is that im too immature to form a sexual relationship with anyone, its like if i really like someone i dont want to have sex with them, its weird

>>677468895
U know... It could sound SHITTY BUT I have to say it: you think of woman like they are used objects and this will not lead you anywhere. Some of them are really cute and cool and had 1 or 2 boyfriends... There's nothing WRONG with it

>>677475999
checkum
also poor guy

>>677475999
Am i similar? I stop fapping if i found someone i like. Havent been fapping for a week now. And im ready to get friendzoned from her tomorrow

Next month I'll be 23. Still a virgin. I'm in a 3 year relationship.

Was convinced she was the one, we fit each other almost perfectly, but I'm thinking about breaking up for the last month or so... We are doing everything but sex. But, in the last couple of months, our cunnilingus/fingering/blowjob/handjob things are too fucking rare. She's a religious type, a bit too much. I didn't have problem with it before, but a year ago she said she's ready for sex. And this year she said she was wrong about that. I love her so much, but I can't stand 0 in sex life anymore.

Physical zero lowers the emotional points too. FML.

>>677473431
True. Thanks for filling In the rest anon. So for all you virgin fags using the "I'm saving it for the special one", if you don't already have a girlfriend who is saving it for you too, cut this shit out. You don't even need to hit the gym. Just talk to any girl (coworker, friend, stranger). For fucks sake do you guys have any friends? Start a convo as if you've already been friends or use. Old " oh your ____ from the anon's party" and strike a conversation. The only reason why you faggots are beta is because you label yourselves as beta. There is always an ugly girl waiting to fuck you BUT WITH EFFORT even a hot girl will fuck a fugly man. You just have to get to know them.

>>677475656
>I assume you are pretty handsome if girls interest in you?
I don't consider myself handsome at all, I'm average at best.

>Try to figure out the problem with your family and go on from there
I know the problem. I'm still hoping to move out soon. Since I went neet for a couple of years I started college when I was 20 (double major). I plan to move out if I get a job after finishing college, of if somehow I became good enough to be part of an orchestra (what I really want, but it's very unlikely).

I'm 16, never kissed a girl because i'm a faggot

>>677476535
At least you're getting some action, faggot. Some of us haven't even held hands with the opposite sex. Count your blessings

>>677476531
im the same completely, i just completely stop doing anything sexual when i find someone i genuinely like, also good luck anon, im sure shell love u :^)

me atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaKaNFVnmM

>>677475999
Nice trips faggot

>>677476872

Well, some. I know how u feel, I had the same problem before...

I was fat(ter), had no social life, never been so interested in other people, didn't know how to approach women, my best friend was my ps2. I didn't go out or anything. I socialized in school. And that was my life for a long time.

I was happy in this relationship for a long time, but now it's crap. But I just can't break up, it's too hard.

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27 in a week.

I don't even remember the last time I touched a woman that wasn't a relative.

I've been on a emotional rollercoaster for months but after all I don't give a fuck.

>>677476535
stay with her u fg, sex isnt everything, just wank if your that blue balled, shell eventually do the do with u

>>677476726
So youll figure out how your family have shaped who you are now and maybe your behavior is another repeat of your father?

Anyways good luck with school (im studying too) and hope youll get to where you want. Stay strong anon~

>>677477444

I wanked so much, but it doesn't work now.

i lost mine at 12 ... with my dad

>tfw you're a 24 year old virgin and lie by saying you've lost your virginity when asked by work colleagues

don't have sex if u still make threads about it on 4chan

>>677477682
have you told her though? like told her u want to have sex?

Didn't lose it til 18 because I turned down a whore a year or two before that (dumb). Now 26 been with about 30 women. Not a ton but I've been in a steady relationship for almost 4 years so only like, 4-5 women in that time.

>>677473174
How neckbeardy do you look? Honestly can I see?

Like you guys could get girls easily if you just tried.. I men I've never asked don't a girl in person because I have fear of rejection but I've even w like 12 girls, met them online through social media. It's easier, and they've been hot, shy, quiet, pretty girls, with great bodies, some who don't know how pretty they are. Like the type you fags would like if you just made an effort.. Also I'm black so I've had a lot of rejection you guys are just wasting your potential away really.

>>677477930

I haven't told her I want sex exactly, but we constantly argue about the missing physical contact (things in bed and even kissing), it's just not worth it, nothing changes...

The thing is - now I feel like I'm raping her whenever we do something because it's so obvious she doesn't want to do it. She has this religious problem, she sees everything like that as a sin if we're not married. I don't want to wait 5-6 more years to marry her and then see if she was telling the truth.

>>677468437
21 and I've had quite a few opportunities but never seized them. I just never cared much.

Decided to finally get it over with by asking out this chubby asian girl that comes in all the time. As of two weeks ago, I finally shook the virgin label but it wasn't as revolutionary as people make it seem.

>>677478033
Good for you. The more sexual partner, the less likely youll end up in a stable marriage. If thats what you are looking for.

>>677478270
not the guy your replying too but its tempting to ask for rates but its 4chan, everyones so cancerous and no one is willing to put up there face

>>677478342
That's because you haven't had good sex, I didn't think it was any big deal either until I got decent at it. Anyway, I still prefer blowjobs. Lazy.

>>677478397
Who said I want to get married? I just want to breed with my gf around 32

>>677478322
bring it up to her but if she doesnt change or make an effort you may be right, just move on and find someone else quickly

>>677473174
same kind of gave up on girls i tried.

>>677468437
24, still a virgin but I've been in a committed relationship with a girl who lives 2 hours away with strict parents (she's 19 and asian), and we've done a lot of sexual stuff together so I'm not worried about losing it.

>>677473035
shitposting, mainly.

>>677478458
OK. I wasn't trying to rate him it's just honestly a lot of guys in this thread probably could get with a cute girl w a nice body, chubby or otherwise. They're just wasting away dwelling in their shit. I lost my virginity to a hook up at 22. I'm 25 now. Like go on social media and message girls, hit the gym. I was scared of the gym for a year because I thought I'd get stares and ridiculed because I was stick thin. Finally went been going a year and it's helped a lot also I love myself more.

>>677478776
If thats what you want, then do it as you wish. Nothing can stop you anon.

39, kissless.

Not tryin' any longer.

22 kissless virgin fag here. Haven't even been in a relationship fuck it doe

>>677474424
>Morrison's Hyper Crisis
wasting my life, tbh

>>677479207
are you a wizard?

>>677468437
30 years old, complete virgin.

I have a micropenis and a chronic disease that gave me impotence by the time i was 20. Also basically constant flatulence.

It got to the point that I tried to hire a prostitute. She turned me down.

>>677479153
not a rate like but for someone to tell them "you look ok you should be able to get girls" because even if you say that theres gonna be thirty other people telling them to kill themselves

Lost mine right before my 22nd birthday, and right after my first kiss. Felt good.

26

To be honest I'm starting to feel the need of love, not so worried about sex since my hands are just good enough to unload my balls.

>>677468437
Lost it at 20. That meter is retarded.

>>677468437
I was 22 yo kissless virgin with 1 leg. Theres hope for you anon.

if you fap and cum all over the place you're done and lost your virginity

>>677479643
appreciate it man

>>677474608
Tits or gtfo

>>677479365

Not even...

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soon 29, kissless, average looking, small penis

stopped talking to girls when i was 13

that's about it. not sure what to do and i have no friends

17 y/o
>getting close to girl now
>Shes Asian
>hopefully something soon

>>677468437
19.
Never kissed a girl.
Feels like fucking shit.
Maybe should shoot up school.

>>677480038
Post a pic of you anon

>>677472446
The friendzone dosen't exist, its a creation of your mind. Now fuck that bitch

>>677476535
Don't do it. I was kind of I the same boat, me and my girlfriend were having regular sex almost every day and then it slowly stopped and became almost non-existent so I broke up with her and now it sucks, the things you take for granted are the things you're gonna miss, like just having someone that cares or someone that will just lay next to you. Really sucks man (day 4 of being single and I already hate it)

>>677480076
19 is nothing. Come back when youre 35.

>>677480195

I'm leaning too much towards doing it.

Day 4? It can't be alright so soon... Do u have someone else in mind?

21, have a girlfriend since 2013 though, just gonna wait until marriage.

>>677474424
pretty much what I expected a 31 yo virgin to be up to.

>>677480611
kill yourself

>>677480225
I would have either got laid or killed myself long before I become a wizard.

>>677469981
Kek I was 17 too and that's fucking accurate

>>677480826
This.

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>went to christian HS so almost all the girls were uptight
So, 18. first month into college

>>677480826
because you can't stand the thought of commitment and rat her be a male whore?

>>677479428
That's true but so fucking what? Why would you care about other idiots telling you to kill yourself? They say it every thread it loses its meaning. Why care about the insults coming from btards?

>>677472446
>>677480180
This. I'm not saying to outright rape her but don't hesitate to try to get her blackout drunk either.

What's the minimum height for a guy to get laid?

>>677481693
by a good looking girl? 5'10

>>677481693
Every woman heighs pretty much the same in all fours.

I'm pretty sure you'll reach the hole.

>>677481240
Btards are probably all neckless virgins but insults, especially on things your already self conscious about tend to have lasting effect

>>677471958
Holy shit, it's like you are describing me.

>>677469950
How's high school going?

39 here. kissless virgin, ask me anything if you want.

>>677481693
being insecure about your height will not get you laid

>chubby fag
>don't really care, had girlfriends throughout highschool so figured my appearance wasn't that big of a deal
>get to college, still virgin
>talking to some girl after class
>she says "you aren't really my type but I have a friend who love guys with substance"
bitch just called me fat
>meet up with her friend
>hit it off instantly, similar interests and everything
>ask her to go out that same night
>she agrees, date goes perfectly
>go on multiple more dates, find out she's still virgin and wants to wait until marriage
>date through college, graduate together
>had been together 3 years at that point
>move to Los Angeles together
>both land incredible jobs
>propose to her, get married
>lose virginity that night, at age 22 to my wife
>still together, about to celebrate our 5 year anniversary of marriage
don't be so fucking anxious to lose your virginity anons, it'll come around eventually. even for a chubby fag like me.

>>677482131
That's true but I just don't see how it would matter when I know it was coming from the lowest of lows. But you also have to have tougher skin a bit

>>677468437
I lost my virginity at 14. Kek

lost at 16, it was awkward and I was so nervous I couldn't get hard. Glad I lost it when I did.

>>677468437
Just fuck an escort you lazy wankers and these threads wont make you feel bad anymore. Based on experience.

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My first time was with 21. Now I 33 and had four different girls. Not bad for a 5'4 6/10 beta

Rigth now I'm at the beginning of a new relationship and we did it just friday night for the first time. It was our third date. Watching movies always works...

>>677482523
kek

I'm chubby too and I lost my virginity at 24 to a girl who also was a virgin. So I spent a bit more time waiting than you, and had never had a girlfriend before that.

The only thing I regret is actually worrying about chicks and my virginity before meeting her.

>>677468437
Turning 21 in two weeks...
>feels bad man

>>677482844
I can confirm

>fuck escort
>gain experience
>gain confidence
>get gf
>get laid all the time

>>677482363
where do you live?

Lost it a month ago, 19. Don't feel any different, but I also didn't love the girl and she was a 9/10 face but a 6/10 body. She gave amazing BJ, I guess. before her I had only kissed one other girl, twice. I have fonder memories of my first kiss than I do losing my virginity, but maybe that's because I liked the first girl way more.

22 turning 23, I never get out of my house

40, bring it faggots

>>677468437
>be me
>good looking as fuck
>gf calls me the brunette chris hemsworth
>grils hit on me all the time


I lost my virginity at 17, it actually wasnt good at all, it was very meh but now im a fucking animal in bed, if you cant get your girl to cum over 10-15 times when you fuck then you need to get your cardio game up and hit the gym.

>>677468437
>19
>kissless
not too bad, don't understand why normies think of virginity as something terrible.

>>677474043 truth

>>677483240
>if you cant get your girl to cum over 10-15 times when you fuck

low tier bait or virgin tryhard

>>677476739
underage b&

Do you think this chart applies to girls? If a girl hasn't done anything by 18 is that a bad thing or what

>>677479207
get a hooker dawg wtf

>>677482904
>The only thing I regret is actually worrying about chicks and my virginity before meeting her.

Exactly. It doesn't matter as much as 4chan wants you to think. Losing your virginity in your early/mid 20's is a little late, but still fine. Your life isn't over if you're 25 and still a virgin.

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>>677483218
tell us of your mystical book learnin's and the deep mysteries you have overcome, O Ancient One.

>>677468437
I'll be 23 on june, i had sex twice with prostitutes, it was disgusting and only made me feel worse about not being able to pick up/date women.

>>677483851
no, it's actually quite desirable for some men

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>>677484119
Easy, lost equipment in a car crash at age 9. Winrar

>>677483476
I dont blame you for passing me off as a troll but if you go to the gym everyday, do an assload of cardio and conditioning (a boxers regiment) and you find a girl to take home then reflect on what i said.

>>677483851
Subtract 3 years for ever guy and you have the chart for women. Since it's easier for women to get laid, if a girl hasn't done anything by 18 most people will think there is something wrong with her.

>>677483476
alos every girl has a sweet spot so once you find it, making a girl orgasm so many times in a row becomes a slice of cake.

>>677483956
Well according to 4chan you should lose your virginity at 12, get an 8 year old girlfriend with a feminine penis who you can only satisfy by being 6ft tall with your 12 inch cock, and even then she'll fuck some niggers.

>>677485095
>anyone on 4chan having >6 inches of cock
get the fuck out chad

>>677472998
> this
I honestly agree, I had a hard time giving a shit the last two times... I guess it's easier to say that sex isn't as great as we imagine it to be when we're horny. The actual thing is nothing like porn

>>677484764
I don't wanna debate your virgin ass where you claim that because of cardio you can make a girl cum 15 times. But nigga please, first of all who the fuck wants to put in that effort, 1 time is enough or the bitch gets spoiled. Second, a good fuck lasts about 15 min or it'll get boring (foreplay not included). A never tiring piece of meat slamming a pussy for an hour is just bad.
And last, sex is 90% mentally and 10% dick action you complete virgin.

>>677485416
Neeeeyooownnnnn

>>677484764
10-15? Was she even alive afterwards?

I hooked up with some girl that I met at a club on Friday and I made her cum 8 times but she was fucking exhausted afterwards.

>>677471746
Nahh you def ugly

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>Updated

>>677473736
Tell me about your tally system

Just turned 19
had the chance 8 times with 8 different girls but they were all ugly
Have made out with probably a dozen girls, it's only exciting the first two or three times
Have touched the boobs of 6 or 7 chicks

I just wanna get laid before 20 fam

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>>677484651

>>677476535
The day you break up with her for that reason she will fuck the first guy she can get. Be sure of that!

>>677475999
Sounds like you fear losing that someone with your poor performance in bed. Git gud kid

>>677486083
>thinking making out counts as anything
>counts how many times he has touched tits
you can do all of that in a single night if you're at a party or nightclub.

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>>677468437
24 near to 25
I'm hopeless

Is it wierd i want to lose my virginity to another virgin, because i don't want to lose it to someone's reject?

>>677486281
When you don't have a single dollar you're stuck counting cents

>>677486379
no, I wanted to lose mine to a virgin so she didn't know bad sex from good sex. I didn't wanna fuck some girl who has been with countless guys and knows when someone is bad at sex.

>>677473233
I'm 27, bi. Close to a wizard status. Why an hero?

>>677486379
All women are someone's rejection

>>677486532
Also a very good point.

I'm 24 and I'm a virgin because I have a mutilated 3" baby dick.

I was in one of these threads a year ago.

Consider this a warning from your future self.

Look man, relationships are fun at first but in the end they're not worth it. Just fuck a hooker for real

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>>677485921
What's this ? A picture for ants ?

>>677471666
Oh wow look at dos trips mang. U a evil mofucka huh?

>>677486687
>relationships are not worth it

you were either
>cheated on by the 'love of your life'
>broken up with by the 'love of your life'
>rejected by the 'love of your life'

which one?

>>677486251

Haha, that's probably THE reason that keeps me away from breaking up.

>>677479207
That's fucking depressing

19, kissless virgin. I can't picture myself in a relationship and I have no ambition in life. And that scares me.

19 lost virginity at 14 I'm bi and I've had both ends of the spectrum definitely prefer girls though less hair

23 yr old virgin.

Had gf fairly recently, unfortunately she was a devout Mormon, as in no intimacy (except kissing) before marriage. Relationship didnt last long.

Lost at 15. Currently with a girl whose virginity I took. Am 26.

Only advice I'd offer is to not be picky. Slam whatever is available, rack up experience and confidence so you're ready for when the "one" comes into your life. Too many blokes have standards outside of their station and just make themselves miserable and lonely. Don't be that bloke.

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Lost mine at fifteen. No one will believe that lol.

>>677486069
It's not hard to remember a number.

ATTENTION VIRGINS
I'M A CHUBY FAGGOT, I'D LITERALLY SUCK ANY OF YOU OF NO MATER THE LOOKS (excepttheconstant flatulence guy, sory).

>>677468437
Not a virgin currently, but that'll change in 1-2yrs.


Feels weird af to type that sentence, and it actually be true.

>>677468437
13, she was 18

>>677468437
lost my "virginity" at 18, 23 now. it"s not that great, sex, unless its with someone you actually like

>>677483240
10-15. Fuck outta here virgin. Womans orgasium is a myth

>>677473174>>677471958
>>677470917>>677468437>>677469567
you all deserve to be kissed
and whatever else physically and emotionally, it"ll happen when its meant to, but you can go looking for, just no guarantee it"ll be the right girl if you go searching for it, but there"s no guarantee either way. Good luck guys!

>>677484651
Really? Story please

>>677473233
dubs, don't do that

22 not a virgin

>>677486083
touched the boobs of 6-7.... lel

>>677468437
20, average looking, quiet shredded, dress, eat well but still a kisseless virgin. What to do?

lost it at 18 ,now 21,fucked about 5 girls ,still want to kill myself,lol

>>677489265

Go to bars and pubs and try it on, you'll get there eventually.

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>>677489019
>me in cheap ass 80s car seat (thanks paranoid mom).
>head on collision with drunk faggot.
>crotch strap smears my dick clean off
>no insurance
>shit medical treatment
>piss like a gril for the rest of my shitty existence.

>>677479451

How? ;_;

>>677489351
this. virginity isn't the end all be all of life, trust me, and this guy.

>>677468437

Lost mine at 22, but did everything but with a girl in my first week at uni. Close friend of mine was raped when we were both 17 and it took a few years for me to forget about/deal with it.

Ironically now aged 30 I'm into all sorts of kinky shit, though don't get that as often as I'd like.

>>677489265
It's just a matter of practice like everything else. Get on Tinder and dating sites, and just practice chatting and then meeting with as many girls as you can.

>>677489764

I'd honestly kill myself in that situation. Bullet through brain stem.

>>677473233
sex is honestly pretty meh dude don't even worry about it.

>>677490278
Thought about it

>>677489764
Holy fuck. The guy get sent to prison
at least?

18 yo virgin.

In college, but things are looking up. I might be losing it soon.

>>677474397
what the actual fuck are you even talking about?
regular sex will fuck you up in the head?

>>677490518

I feel bad for saying it now, shit.

Without wanting to sound trite, there are positives. Not having a dick frees up a lot of time and effort otherwise spent on women. You can get prodigiously good at stuff.

>>677490270
Started using tinder 2 days ago, got 40 matches so far. 70% of them would start the conversation but few minutes later no responses. Am I that boring ?

>>677490714

You will.

>>677491361
no you gotta think, they have other responses too and they have lives, they may have work or something, so chill out. You're fine, when the right person comes along she'll stick around to talk to you.

>>677476739
i'm 12 and what is this

>>677491361
What is it that you want from them? They will know instantly, it is easy to tell.

>>677491361

Go out and meet women at bars, live music etc. I've never used Tinder, never needed to. The real life interaction it seeks to approximate is way better.

>>677490890
>>677490518

They're a fucking pain in the arse lads. Just stop you from watching football.

>>677491752

My gf likes football tho

>>677468437
24 years old.
Pretty much on the same boat as you OP, except I don't really give a shit. Feels indifferent.

>>677478888
>>677478922
>>677479088
really? nobody noticed this?

lol 88,89,90

>>677491851

Football is for LADS to spend time with LADS.

They all become a pain in the arse in the end, but you put up with them because their hair smells nice and because of that bit between their legs.

21, I just was insecure, now it's going great.

>>677492087

yeah lol.

No, really. What are you on about, shit dick?

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18 yo, thinking I'm just going to go fuck a n escort and see how it is. Not that bothered I don't think.

Anyone else here lost it to an escort, was it worth the £100 /$150

>>677492479
I did and it was meh, someone paid for it though.

>>677492305

Have to disagree with you mate. Granted I'm usually at the footy with mates or my old man, but it's nice having a gf who's into the sport, who I can talk to about it. Maybe your problem is that your women have always been stupid. Hook up with one who is smart, who shares your interests or who you simply respect, and it'll be great.

>>677485669
>the bitch gets spoiled.

um, I normally make my girlfriend cum 5-10 times every time we have sex/whatever.

it's fun?

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>>677490564
Fucking blight died with a steering wheel embedded in his skull
>small victories

>>677492479
I did it and it was worth the expierence. Sex is the foundation of life and each being should expierence it atleast once.

>>677492933
I told her that i was a virgin and she was very nice, explained a lot of stuff and gave me some tips.

>>677468895
Youre fucking retarded. The first time you get pussy means nothing. You are throwing away the best years of your life to some fairy tale bullshit. Your first few relationship are practice for the real thing. If you do find "the one" you are going to lose her because you cant handle a relationship like a mature person. You are fucking up BADLY.

>tfw you find out the only girl you feel comfortable talking to is a lesbian
Why continue to exist brethren?

>>677492770

Mate, I've got a season ticket at Stoke. Have you seen the fucking women that follow us? Smart they ain't, and the ones that are vaguely attractive are the ones from Thailand.

I agree on finding one that you respect though.

>>677493163

Absolutely correct.