Waifu claiming thread - Chara is back to being Mizuki
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>drink tea
>take meds
>don't do drugs
>Maybe hold back on becoming a hugbox
>or don't, I don't care
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Mizuki claimed
>inb4 deleted
HELLP EVERYONE
>>677465884
hello
>>677465527
can we drink coffee?
>i don't like tea
>>677465777
>trips confirm
shit
PEOPLE STOP RESPONDING
It's the same 2 guys that always do this.
>>677465884
What is it, Chen anon?
>>677465527
>I like you as well, Mizuki!
Mine
>Claiming already claimed shit waifu.
Real thread
>>677465824
Ayy
>2 threads again
>claimed
>>677465999
>>677465777
OH SHIT TRIPS LOL XD
>>677465952
Sure, let's drink coffee instead
Ice Coffee?
>I love Ice Coffee, the one with vanilla ice in it
>>677465952
How about some hot cocoa
*sniffles*
>>677465527
>>677465750
>>677465756
>>677465884
>>677466083
This is all bait
>>677465527
Homura claimed.
>>677465527
kagami claimed!
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
Ayy snake girls are best girls
>>677466098
The duckroll isn't real.
Not even sure if this one is real.
>>677466160
No bait here
best suit girl claimed
kek
>>677466028
aww, thank you~ and welcome back
>>677465750
>>677465756
>>677465952
>>677466028
>>677466083
>>677466098
welcome back everyone
>>677466083
No
>>677466283
I see that now
>>677466385
Where's my welcome back
>>677466385
You missed
>>677466124
>>677466181
Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to tell someone about it.
>sighs softly
I picked up a second job outside of my shrine, to get some extra money... a friend of mine got the job for me, but now I'm feeling overwhelmed by it. I'm also in pretty poor health right now, so it's like the worst time to be over-exerting myself, and that's exactly what I have to do to keep the job.
I want to just quit for my own well-being since I'm starting to lose sanity too, but letting people down gives me anxiety like you wouldn't believe...
>>677466402 (You)
>>677466114
AM I AUTISTIC FOR LAUGHING AT this?
>>677466028
sorry, I meant "hello"
>>677466385
see? you still don't welcome me back
you are hurting me.
I'm back.
Claiming Elsa the Snow Queen.
>>677466123
sounds nice ^.^
>>677466124
hot cocoa is also pretty good tbh
>>677466678
Elsa the Lewd Queen.
>>677466571
oh shit, you're right!
>>677466124
Welcome back!
>>677466607
Probably
I got the diamonds, scrapin, sidin, wastin my life in altered states dem.
Back it up, I got the Fever
>>677466678
But I kinda have to post overly sexualized content
>>677466576
hmmm, well y'know, you should never do anything for anyone but yourself, just do what you like, and the rest will follow, that's what i believe anyways...im sorry for your situation though, sounds like a tough one
>>677466647
time for dinner
re-chan claimed
faggots
OH, everyone's here, what is the hapenning my dudes ?
claim.
>>677466983
hi! how are you doing?
>>677466844
Hey Tats
>>677466878
Anon, that's lewd...
>>677466983
Not much. How are you?
>>677465999
i actually agree
Serious business now, please all pay attention.
This OP, knowns as Chara or Mizuki is obviously lacking attention. He keeps doing thread when they 404, instead of letting us make them.
You are a fucking egomania, you're not original, you are getting angry and then you say you are a calm person.
You are a fraud, and that's why I will always hate you.
I hate phonies.
>>677466983
more more more delicious ships
>>677466878
Because to be specific, I want to orally service futanari Elsa.
>>677467098
We all know Shimakaze would sink you
>>677466973
Need a hug, fuckface?
Tenryuu claimed
>>677467111
Ew, that's fucking disgusting.
...
Can I join...?
>>677467145
>>677467220
behind you
>>677466647
>best tights in sight
>>677466983
i try to get syndra but she just outright refuses me also playing some ffxiv and feeling down since 5pm and don't know why
>>677467220
do you have some salt for me?
claiming yume still want to make yumexsyndra happen
>>677467293
I think I upset Syndra.
I'd like to apologize, I didn't mean to offend or annoy you with my antics.
We're all friends here.
faaaaaaaaaaaaggots
>>677467111
To feel her throbbing member pulsate as she blew a load of ice cold jizz down my gullet would be a dream come true.
>>677466983
Hello beautiful
>>677467067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQVoyWWluQ
>>677467432
Don't worry miss you're fine
>>677467416
>>677467508
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>677467067
>He keeps doing thread when they 404, instead of letting us make them.
Okay.
>You are a fucking egomania, you're not original, you are getting angry and then you say you are a calm person.
It probably got on his nerves, but he can fix that.
>You are a fraud, and that's why I will always hate you.
Would you not hate him as much if he didn't made any more threads and stopped replying in that manner?
>>677467432
no, im just tired. This shit is getting confusing
>>677467432
shut THEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK UP AND CONSIDER SUICIDEEEEEEEEEE
NOBODY IS FRIENDS ON HERE
YOU ARE ALL ACTING FRIENDLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLACE IN REAL LIFE TO GO
kill yourselves
Ehmm...
>>677467639
Hi Milkman.
>>677467402
I want it to happen
>gonna go back to lurking
>>677467639
hi mrs moo, how are you doing?
>>677466887
Heh... thank you, Kagami-sama. Umm.. well, in this situation I feel like I have to look out for myself because nobody else involved cares about my health or has to live with the consequences of it except me.
I might lose this friend over it if it reflects poorly on him, but I guess that's just something I'll have to live with.
>>677467223
NO! She's mine.
I hear she has a sister though...
I know next to nothing about Kancolle, but I'm pretty sure that this is Hajime as a Abyssal, or something...
>>677467620
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>677467586
why are you protecting him?
>>677465527
Luna claimed.
>>677465527
mandatory c2 claim
back from workout. i pushed myself too hard.
got first nose bleed in 13 years.
whats everyone up to?
emperor claimed
>>677467758
stale pasta.
>>677467736
that's right, i've have some really good friends throw me under the bus, you said it, only you will care about you,i wish everybody in the world was just a good person...
>>677467522
You got a sauce on that?
>>677467748
You think Anna would want to fuck my face...?
>>677467620
>i consider suicide
>>677467758
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
>>677467878
TL:DR version of past few threads
Shitposting as always.
>>677467620
WHOOOA DUUUDE!
WE GOT A LITTLE EDGE-LORD OVERE HER!
>*Whispers in a hushed tone* he's sooo cool!
>>677467878
sounds pretty brutal, im good, did you do cardio?
>>677468000
HOLY NIGGER TITS QUADS XDDDDD
>>677467554
was that long message towards me aswell, anon?
>>677467529
hoh boy, I'm getting hit on! Yuuko, what should I do?!
>>677467402
have some nice body
>>677466983
Heya~
>>677467708
Hi there.
>>677467732
Hi milk drinker, I'm doing alright.
>>677468047
get off my dick.
>>677468095
kek
>>677468103
Uh sure I guess
>>677467758
I do enjoy your immense collection of song references and copy pasta.
>>677467878
Hello C2 whom i never talk to.
Hope you are well.
>>677467923
Hello to you as well.
>>677468106
Run. tsunderes are too much effort.
>>677468149
that's good to hear mrs. moo
>>677468009
No can do right now, bored.
>>677467929
I got more if you'd like.
>>677468031
just circle jerks being circle jerks huh?
>>677468060
nah, just weight lifting, started laughing the moment it started, idk why
>>677468106
>~
you are really cringe.
>>677468149
I just had my daily glass of milk.
How's the drawing coming?
>>677468235
oh boi, did u trell me, mista
>>677468339
Ahh but I enjoy your pasta
>>677467946
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice...
>smiles softly
Well, I'll get through. Thank you for listening to me, Kagami!
>>677468302
kek'd, nah, I'm getting hit on in private which is confusing me right now
I tried the whole time to get two guys together and after it didn't work out, this person hits on me
>>677467758
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677465527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677468302
oh shit, we never talk. why is that?
also, yea im doing fine. you?
>>677468566
Ay... Real talk anon sounds like a pretty mature guy and just telling you someday you'll find a girl that thinks like you do. Which, no shit, you fucking idiot, of course some girls think it's gross too, you still in Highschool? Have you not dated at all and found out what girls like and what girls don't?
But not the point. I bet you don't run your mouth like that irl, cuz someone like me won't hesitate to give you a solid hook for talking the way you talking. If it's online, good job, you made yourself a cool guy online, have a fucking meme & an upvote. But talk your shit irl. I bet you don't.
I bet you stay at home all day and talk all your shit by clicking on your keyboard. I bet you shower once a week cuz your parents yell at you to shower. I bet you're a bitch irl so you HAVE to act like your cool online, cuz someone HAS to think you're cool somewhere.
But you sound like a dumbass. Thru and thru a straight fuckin dumbass.
Bet you've never ate bloody pussy. Bet you never even fucked a girl. Bet. I put that shit on anything. I fuckin bet your ass is still a virgin.
And I'd love for you to prove me wrong nigga. I'd fuckin pay for you to do that, watch you scramble for shit you can't prove.
Ya can't. You just fuckin can't can you.
>>677468402
hmmm, hopefully it's nothing more than i nose bleed, sounds like fun time though!
>>677468535
it's no problem at all, i hope it all goes down alright
>>677468449
K
I'm an Alpha male /b/.
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
>>677468302
I try.
>>677468402
But somehow managed to be more jerkish and confusing.
Anyways.
Nothing new is going on, finally got home and now im drinking tea as usual.
>>677466811
Cocoa has become a rather sad but comforting drink for me.
>>677466839
No worries, not quite a regular yet to dictate a welcome
>>677468442
Haven't gotten an update from the artist yet today.
>>677467815
No idea, he said he liked me and I like him as well.
If you don't like him, then he's probably not going to ask you about it himself, so I might as well give it a try.
>Stop making the threads
>Don't get angry over idiotic stuff
Is that it?
I'm not asking you to join the circlejerk afterwards in case you don't want to, don't worry.
>>677468756
Nah, I'll welcome everyone back
Sometimes I just happen to miss someone since I thought I already clicked on them.
>>677468566
>>677468259
but I never called all of you autistic as a whole.
wow.
you are just a bully.
mom.
i'm getting cyber bullied.
You know who buillies? weak people.
you are weak.
>>677468447
>oh boi
>memes
.
>>677468554
WOW
CHARA IS GAY
WHAT A SURPRISE
not
.
>>677467402
>ffxiv
What server are you on?
>>677468554
I'm not going to be much help in this department.
If you like him i say go for it. Men like directness.
>not that i know what i'm talking about
>>677468592
Good, just shit posting as usual.
Probably because i'm boring. We'll talk when it's necessary.
Glad you're doing well though. Glad you're back.
>>677468666
Thanks m8
>>677468928
Ok
>>677468666
FUCKKKKK THESE GETS JUST WON'T STOP XDDDDDDDD
>>677468823
+
>stop ignoring me.
I'm actually in this circlejerk already, but I'm just being myself
>>677468449
>>677468666
>>677468756
why sad?
>>677468823
Ruriii, don't, you're feeding the troll.
>>677469074
>I-I love you Yuuko
>>677467979
Well, from the looks of it she's been known to fuck a face every now and then. Can't hurt to ask.
>>677469062
phoenix
Mine
>>677468758
Ok
>It's still amazing
>>677468823
Hi Ruri
>>677468647
it was, roomate had no idea what to do. was fun watching him run around like a monkey.
gonna look up what might of caused it
>>677468720
eh, just wait till we get our own board
>>677469240
>xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ironic shitposting is just shitposting
>>677469240
>XDDDDDDDD
>>>/s4s/
>>677465527
You just claimed a guy you faggot
>>677468920
That's okay! I'm not upset!
>>677469280
Lost muh husbando last night, who enjoyed hot chocolate as a comfort drink. So I'm a sad panda today.
>>677469310
Well poop, I'm on Midgar...
>>677469418
Tell me something I don't know
>>677469445
OH NOO ONE OFF :(((((((
>>677467554
found the king of the faggots
>>677469445
whoaa
You're so brave and bold!
You tell him!
you know that one punch man has the worst community, and you are part of them.
>>677469307
From the looks of it, she gives good head too. B-But I wouldn't ask for any of that. Just feeling her balls empty against my chins and she cums down my throat would be more than enough.
>>677469074
makes sense, glad to be back
anything new going on in your life?
>>677469679
People who say they hate something because of the community are idiots.
>>677469282
Prove it by living life well.
>>677469620
Something you don't know?
you are boring.
>>677469282
you won't even let me have friends? stop bullying me already
>>677469393
lol, im like that at the gym too, so ill just do abs and run...i have noodle arms, so i never do weight lifting, i hope it's nothing serious
>>677467045
>>677467046
I'm good, grinding osu!mania and ffxiv.
>>677467098
mhhh, those thighs..
>>677467402
>playing some ffxiv
What data center and server are you on ?
I could add you on steam and we could play some games, maybe cheer you up a little
Sorry for the late reply guys, had to do some things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpGJSt4r36A
>>677469806
I just triggered you
kek.
go back to lurking and collecting anime toys.
>>677469798
Failing at finding summer jobs. Attempting to find a new car by the end of the month.
You?
>>677467815
samefags
>>677469820
Honk honk desu
>>677469849
>>677469310
Chaos -> Phoenix
>>677469582
>dat pic
Haha, ohgod, I'm dying reading that
>>677469810
>E-everything for my new future husbando
>>677469983
I collect Vinyls, but okay
>I just triggered you
Yep, you did.
claim
>>677468823
>he said he liked me and I like him as well.
your loneliness is sad
>>677468928
I can't believe you sweaty grease-bags inherently have freewill and spend all of your time doing whatever you chose. It's ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! So I took it upon myself, the true vigilante of /b/, to bring swift justice to all who oppose me! I speak with the elegance of a trailer-trash 4th grader, I type with the ferocity of a-thousand angry neck-beards and when I bring my hammer of justice down upon you you will burn on the internet for all of eternity.
>Spends literally all of his time spamming because he doesn't have the necessary communication skills to make friends
If you think so lowly of us, what does that make the /b/tard who spends all of his time opposing us for absolutely no intellectual, materialistic or moral gain.
>>677470070
Ah, close, but not so close
>Chaos, Cerberus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di3XL75SCOg
>>677469262
Fair enough, I'm glad you're willing to talk about that.
>>677469282
Uh, right.
You don't seem too enthusiastic about the idea, Mizuki.
Alright then, sorry about that.
>>677469386
Heyo Galko
Up to anything right now?
>>677470171
Maybe it is, you're right.
>>677465527
emotionally awkward yotsuba here, with a mandatory claim
just feeling like shit after fucking up something again
Desu?
>>677469636
No you
>>677469820
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>677467554
>dramaqueen
>responds to "faggot".
You're entertaining and in denial