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>>677451731
Bigger picture I found on his facebook

Do nothing. Bust a nut. Rage will subside.

No regrets.

Profit.

>not your personal army

>>677451805
Take his fish, OP. That'll show him.

>>677451731

Sounds like you want revenge.

Why?

>>677451731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ

>>677452003
Don't want personal army, want suggestions. Didn't ask for personal army. Just because I'm posting on 4 chan doesn't mean I want a personal army. I want suggestions

>>677452129
Did you find that out by me saying I want revenge at the end of the post? Damn you're good. Because he deserves it.

This dude looks like he eats beta fags like you. Let it go, bruh.

>>677452178
Fuck him the butt

>>677452327
He needs to know he can't run around the like the world his fucking playground.

>>677452327
/thread

>>677451731
Send him flowers

>>677451731
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>677452429
NYPA

>>677452631
Nice copy paste fag

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>>677452631
kek

Tell me what to do, anon. I'll be part of your personal army. Let's get this fucker!

>>677451731
shit in a bucket
use a shovel and sling shit all over his vehicle and front door

Poop in a sack, set it on fire, ring his door bell and run

>>677451731
You get over it. Better yet, carry a gun with you. If an idiot like this follows you around somewhere or starts to get into a rage fit you pull it out and calm them down.

>>677453048
Reverse search the image. Send him gay porn or some shit like that. All I can think of atm. Open to ideas.
>>677453087
kek

>>677451731
Shitty bait.

If you actually are one of those stupid fucks who drives around power tripping on your ability to fuck up traffic, please kill yourself and make humanity a better place.

>>677453116
Thats a good idea anon. I really need to get one. Wish I wasn't such a poor fag atm.

>>677453116
>muuuurica

>>677453334
Nice trips. Not bait. Just trying to get back at one of those people you think should kill themselves.

>>677453366
>witnessed

Yeah and depending on where you live then you got the proper paperwork. Know when and when not to use it. But especially in this day and age where people try to kill your ass in rage fits it definitely works. Better yet, if they follow you and you pull over, get their keys and lob it into some random direction. That'll teach the fucker. Just make sure that if you ever use it on someone that it's justified and you felt your life was in danger. But chances are it won't come down to that when you pull it out and start yelling way louder than them to get on the ground

Bleach and piss in jug, throw in house

>>677453545
True. I live in Fl so the gun laws are pretty lax when it comes to shit like this. If he got out of his car and I legitimately felt threatened I could have shot him and been alright as far as the law is concerned.

Wait 8 weeks. Go get an unregistered gun. Learn his routine. Find a whole in his life when he is alone. Mureder him. Profit?

>>677453954
Honestly shooting him would be nice. After strapping a car battery to his nuts and cutting off his fingers while shoving salt in the holes his fingers used to be in

Burn his house down in the middle of the night obviously

Post his FB.

>>677454355
He has a wife and 2 kids. I don't want to hurt them. I much as I want to rape his wife and kill his kids in front of him they are innocent as far as I'm concerned.

>>677453840
Oh cool. I live in FL too. Fuckers like OP are way too common where I live.

What I do is I dont slam on my breaks but I apply enough pressure to where they have to slam on there's. One actually hit me and i got all that sweet insurance money from them. And I'd do it again.

>>677454542
Fuck his wife

>>677454542
I mean, it'd be good to end that line root and stem, but good point I guess. Thermite over his car engine?

>>677451731
>What do /b/?

Shoot him in both knees, then douse him with gasoline. Then throw matches at him. Get all this on videotape, please.

>>677455960
^^^^^ This

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>asks for advice on /b/

as if you'd do anything OP you cuck

>>677452385
This. Fuck him the butt b/ro. Only option

>>677451731
Give this nigga the gift of a million different embarrassing magazine subscriptions.

Steal his fish

>>677452631
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

>>677452631
Ok theres so much fucking bullshit in that little post I dont even know where to being, but here goes:

1. top of my class in the navy seals- I dont even think you graduated highschool.
2. Numerous secret raids on al quaeda- So what did bin ladens cock taste like?
3. 300 confirmed kills- Check my previous statement. Thats a lot of cocks.
4. Gorilla warfare? Its guerilla warfare you stupid fucking mouth breather.
5. Secret network of spies- I'll wait on my porch with a shotgun and a baseball bat for you and your boyfriends. Come at me bro.
6. The shit about the storm- yeah thats so fucking scary Im laughing. you should be a poet or something, fag.
7. I can kill you in over 700 ways. I dont care how many sex toys and buttplugs you have, Im not interested.
8. And thats just with my bare hands- If your mind is that set on getting me, you can use your mouth too.
9. Access to the arsenal of the marine corps- I thought you said you were a seal.

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>>677459592

>>677459867
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>677457515
Yeah,analy rape him without his consent. Its the only real option you have op.

>>677460416
Looks like it

>>677451731
WHAT WAS THE LAST DRIVING TEXT YOUR FRIEND TYPED BEFORE HE DIED?

>>677461784
>i am an alcohol

>>677461784
k

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>>677451731
look faggot. We all know how this is going to end.

We're NRPA.

So why don't you just crawl into bed masturbate and cry yourself to sleep. That was how this is going to end anyway.