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>>677436551

>>677436551
LaVeyan?

>>677436551
did you use your edges to cut your hair?

>>677436551
What are your views on ISIS and why shouldn't i join them

>>677436722
>2016
>Getting baited

A real satanist wouldn't care if a Christian were here dumb faggot.

>>677436551
Satanist lol. More like emo faggot

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Satan "din do nuffin"

What's it like being Boy George's illegitimate emo son?

Pretty eyes.I bet his name is Pierce

Im christian and you cant tell me what to do.

How's 8th grade going?

>satanist
"THERE IS NO GOD"

Why is it that the majority of people you know have outgrown their teenage angst but you've remained an emo faggot?

>>677436551
Have you read Dianetics yet? It'll change your life!

>>677436551
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>677437020
"Intellectual discussion," "4chan." Fucking funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Did you take that selfie in a public men's room? Were you on break from manning the glory hole?

The devil doesn't exist edgelord...

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>>677436551
>I'm a Satanist

filename atheism3.jpg

The faggorty is strong with this one

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>>677436551
Hugs and kisses.

>>677436551
Why haven't you sacraficed yourself for afterlife gainz with Satan if you think he's so rad

Or whatever the fuck you guys believe

>>677436551
Christian here, y u no accept Jesus?

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Wouldn't you have to first believe in one of the 3 Abrahamic religions in order to believe in the existence of Satan? I'm pretty sure this makes you a religios cuckold

>>677436551

Do you think you'll ever get a real job looking like that?

>>677436551
are you vegan or just a faggot?

>>677436551
>Satanist
>christian faggots
Who's Satan do you worship, if not the Christian one?

ITT: people who don't know what satanism is

>>677436551
Satan and piercings are cool and shit, but why cut your hair and wear makeup like a pussy? Do you have no testosterone? Get buff and cut your faggot hair.

>>677436551
Are you actually replying to these?
If so, are you a satanist for cultural or faith related reasons?
If faith, aren't you technically a Christian, the same way that someone who exclusively worships Ganesha is still Hindu? Or do the faiths defer in some way?

>ask a satanist anything:
Doesn't answer a single fucking question. Back to tumblr faggot

>>677436551

Did it go something like:

>Linkin Park
>Slipknot
>Mayhem

???

>>677436551
I'm an atheist, but if it wasn't for Christians you'd be nothing,which is close to the mark anyway it would seem. So you should be thanking them.

>>677437760
Then what is it?
>inb4 no response because he's blowing smoke out of his ass

1.) Isn't Satanism every bit as stupid as Christianity. You're all believing in a metaphysical being from the Bible.

2.) Why are so many satanists balding and fat, like you?

3.) Do you view succesfull people, whether that succes comes in the form of career, social life, art, money or esthetics, as somehow beneath you?

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>>677436551
You do realize that Lucifer used to be one of the highest ranking angels before he was thrown out of heaven by God. even Satan believes in God and you don't?
You have the intelligence of a gnat's penis

1. Become satanist
2. ???
3. ???
4. Profit

>>677436551
Chris Chan?

>>677437521
Yep. Someone who hates or fears God believes in God just as much as someone who loves him.

>satanist
>one who worships satan
>devil of the christian religion
>worshipping an entity of a religion that specifically states has lost and been chained to hell for eternity
>basically the same as rooting for the fat kid who comes last in every race coz you wanna be different to everyone else

>>677438011
You all do realize that Satan and Lucifer are distinct individuals, with Satan being the Judge of God and Lucifer/Hellel being the fallen angel, right? And that hell and The Inferno are different things?
Of course you don't.
Fucking casualries.

Not fun being bullied at school everyday. The get rape up the arse by ur mom boyfriend everyday after school. You sad fuck OP

>>677438254
Satanists don't believe in a god. It's just an edgy way to be an atheist and you're encouraged to be selfish with it

>>677438199
Thank you Intel Anon. If you believe in the Christian god, you more than likely read the story of Abraham being told by god to gut his son with a knife and burn him on a plie of sticks in order to prove his love. You have to don't special religious goggles in order to read that story and find it somehow moral and normal behaviour. Fuck religion.

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>>677437300
Really? I thought people came here for porn.

I guess it's not impossible to have an intellectual conversation about jerking off though.

>>677436551
Why's your mullet on sideways?

>>677436551
why are you such faggots?

>>677437957
Satanism is a form of atheistic philosophy.

>>677438697
lel

>>677438646
>Don
>Don special goggles
(Typo)

.

>>677436551

How old were you when daddy left?

.

>>677438666
>baited by pasta
>gets trips, satanic no less
there is no justice in the world

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Hahahahahaha! He fucking said satanist.

Look like skillex

>>677438747
Except that the term was coined in modern times by the church of satan, a meme cult founded in the 60s, and before that was just a literary term describing the affability of Satan in a work.

>>677437985
Its umm... hmmm... try the technology called SIMD. Similiar to whats going on. Religious today are we?

>>677436551
Damn, what happened to skrillex?

>>677436551
why do you think anybody gives a fuck?

>>677439117
True, I'm not saying Theistic Satanism isn't a thing. What I mean is that since OP said no Christians...I assume he means he is a Modern LaVeyan Satanist, which makes it a point to say that they do not believe in a god.

>>677438394
Ok, not your responding op. But what about the place where everything returns. The stored energy, like a battery. The G, the blackhole where it returns. Is that the inferno or hell?

>>677436551
are you damien echols?

>>677439443
>I'm not saying Theistic Satanism isn't a thing.
Autism confirmed.

>>677439701
I think Anon is talking about the function of taking a certain fixture of existence and using it as an oracle instead of relying on oneself interpretation. I could be objectively wrong.

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>We have REAL intellectual discussion
you almost had me, you fucking faggot.

1/10 for making me reply..

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>>677436551

>>677439443
But LaVeyan is just a hammy retro memelord. Do modern satanists really unironically subscribe to his faith? Because that's moderately hilarious. Isn't he the one who is always photographed with a snake around his neck?. I remember the pope got scared once when he flew over his house in Idaho or whatever, though, so props for that.

>>677436551
>Reply
You're not satanist. You're a mentally ill tranny faggot.

Even Satan wouldn't want you on his team.

This edgy thread, with this loser at the helm, was a sack of rotting gonads the first time round.
Let's just not bother to respond to this poor bait next time.

>>677439701
You can't think of an intelligent reply to my post, so you say I have autism. Oh yeah, I almost forgot what website I was on.

Are you AIDS Skrillex's father?

You all do understand that Satanism is what you all want, you just dont know it.

You should really try and look into satanism, Basically saying.. Do whatever the fuck you want. And thats the whole and only. thats what you wanna do right ? do whatever the fuck you want. Boom, you are a satanist-

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get fucked christian faggots

there is zero proof of god

So hOw Christian were your parents op?

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op here

heres an older picture of me.

>>677436551
WHY YOU ARE SO UGLY

>>677439904
So what the fuck was the deal with this guy? I've whimsically looked into Kabalah-type shit for years, but he never seemed relevant enough to care about. He was essentially an otherkin before it wasn't cool.

>>677440084
But there is of Lucifer ?. Dont say that if you wanna argue about leligion you fucking idiot.

>>677436722
haha the le edgy meme XD OP got memed hard

>>677436551
How does it feel to be an atheist?

>>677440084

REAL SATANISTS believe in the existence of the anti-christ

google "portal to hell 666"

>>677440154
You clearly dont know shit about Alister.

>>677440084
where did you get that cup?

>>677436551
why are you already smug.

>>677440270
Look at this fucking kid. Let me guess.. you google satanism and just pick what is first and post it on fucking b- twat

When did you have your transition surgery?

Nice Anatometal gear.

>>677440287
Yep, that's what I said.
So was he just full of shit in a religious way like Bishops, or was he full-of-shit full of shit?

>>677440129
Bruh. Is it literally like a race thing? You'se guys faces always into that Satanism stuff. No offense. Just curious to what I notice.

>>677440084
You look like your enjoy sucking cock...truth?