>>677433053
sucked myself off while a friend fucked me

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>>677433053
I once tried chilling an old lady out in a Walmart parking lot. Little did I know, choking was her kink. She started moaning and begging me to squeeze harder, calling me Harold, and praising my efforts. I ended up getting the ol' slick Willy toothless blowjob in the back of her Buick.

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>>677433053

About 8 years ago, the girl I was dating cane back from hanging with friends and was nearly blackout drunk and high, and she was the type that would smoke maybe once every 6 months or so.

We started fooling around and she literally passed out as I was pulling her pants down. Rolled her over on her stomach to see if she'd wake up, didn't. Slid my finger in her pussy to see if she'd wake up, didn't. Slid my cock in her with some lube and she still didn't wake up. Slid my cock in her ass very slowly and carefully and fucked her ass super slowly until I blew my load in her.

She complained the next day that her ass hurt while she was pooping and I blamed it on drinking so much she passed out and left me hanging. She blew me on the spot to "make up for it".

>>677433659
she didnt mind being ass raped in her sleep?

>>677433460
enjoyed it or regrets?

>>677433925

She was passed the fuck out man, i never told her. I only slid a few inches in and went super slow with a decent amount of lube.

The point of this thread is to tell you people a fucked up sex story I'd never tell anyone else.

>>677433053
I walked into a club, and was there for a little while, this chick was in the back corner, she was cute, but a bit older than myself. While I was back there, drinking a beer, she comes up and asked me to see my hand. For a minute, I'm a bit confused, but I don't object, and give her my hand. She flips it over, and starts tracing my palm. "Ooh, you're destined for something great, you line says that one day you will be a great hero." Oh alright, I'm sure you tell everyone that. I'm 6 foot nothin, and I'm about as skinny as a rail. I cant even bench a bag of potato chips, but alright. She proceeds to talk to me for awhile, and I sit thinking in my head, sure I can take this chick home. Well after talking to me for a minute, she starts to play with my ear, and starts to try and kiss me, now I'm down to fuck just about any chick, but this is just something strange. I start to ask her 'Well, how about we go somewhere for the night?' but right in the middle of what I'm about to say, she asks me if I can get a hotel. Im broke as hell, so of course I tell her that I cant help her out. She becomes disgruntled, and walks off. Scratch it up to nothing. I head out of the club, and walk into the bar next door. Of course, its about 11:30 in the evening, so they'll be closing soon. I stay for awhile, conversing with my buddy, just enjoying the night. Behold, she comes stumbling in with an a chick that looks a bit Asian, so I just sit there quietly, drink my beer, and dont think much of it. She comes over, and starts to converse with me again. As she slurs her words 'Hey, can you drive me home?' I mean, sure why not. We walk out to my car about a couple blocks away, and her friend asks her 'You sure you want to go with him?' She responds 'Yeah, maybe we can go get something to eat!' After sitting down in my car, she starts talking as if she hadn't had a drink all night. Continued in part 2

GF use to come home after a couple days of binge drinking. I would usually have my way with her when she passes out. It was fun for a while.

Start getting tired of the unreliability. She comes home after a 4-day binge. Bedroom smells of Lord Calvert that now co-exists with her DNA. I decide to let her sleep all through the night, untouched.

She wakes up the next morning, get's something to drink. 'Anon, I'm hungover as fuck. I'm going back to bed.' OK bitch.
1
Wait ~ 30 minutes for her to fall asleep. Start watching some porn so I can be prepared. Walk in bedroom, carefully get her pants and panties off, spit on my cock and shove it in her ass. No warning, not slow, tip to balls in as fast as I could. It hurt the ol' John Thomas, but I know she hurt more.

I raped her asshole as hard as I possibly could; to the point that I gave her hemorrhoid. She doesn't go on binges anymore.

>>677434712
So, we decide its some time go eat, and we sit down in this nice little diner, that took more time to drive to rather than walk. I'm sitting there, looking at this chick, shes about 5 foot 3, petite, has a tattoo across her chest of a bat with a heart instead of a body, blue eyes, black hair, quite a few more tattoos, and just a little thin in the face. Not bad, so I go ahead and proceed. As soon as we finish up, she asks me if I'm sure I dont want to get a hotel, and I'm like, I barely paid for this meal, you want a 100 dollar room? I don't think so. So we go ahead and leave, and go back to her apartment, less than 5 blocks from the bars and club scene. I'm a bit confused, but lets go. We walk into her apartment, and I look around. Whats going on? Theres weights, but 40 pounders, she cant lift a stick if she wanted, theres a treadmill, but she cant run, theres pictures, but all of her. Theres beer, but I saw her only drinking mixed drinks. Theres all sorts of male clothing, and whatnot, and I start to get worried she might be a trap. After awhile of examining the room, she invites me to the bedroom. The bed is a queen sized, and the closet door is open, half is black clothing, and the other half is like male themed shirts. Now I'm spooked. Im too far in to back out now, so we'll see if shes a he or not.

>>677435119
You guys want the end? If no one is interested, I'll stop

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>>677433053
I let a black guy fuck me up the ass in a public toilet, un-protected, without lube. I made him stop after 20 seconds cos he was so big it hurt. I reached my hand round to feel my asshole and my fingers came back with blood on them.

I then went to have an AIDS test and it came back negative.

>>677435190
keep going

>>677435190
end plz

>>677435190
stop lying

>>677435190
Finish the story faggot

>>677435119
go walk the dinosaur

>go on craigslist
>email bbw cause i have bbw fantasy
>was an awful experience
>no more bbw fantasies

>>677435693
You're to the point. I like the cut of your jib.

>>677435693
greentext experience details?

>drug fueled threesome with gf and best mate
>my cock dwarfs his
>finish gf off, I cum in her ass, he cums in her mouth
>gf stumbles off to pass out somewhere
>best mate immediately goes to work on my cock
>slurps and suck me for an hour er so until I cum again
>both stayed up drinking and passed out
>never spoke of it

>>677435190
So after looking around, I realize that theres defintely some kind of a male presence here, but I can't pinpoint it. We lay down in the bed, and talk for awhile. I asked about the clothes, but she says not to worry about it, theyre hers. She gives me her phone, and I put my number in it, for some odd reason, my stomach churns at this point. I look at all the pictures shes taken of me, and I'm thinking this is a bad idea, but I'm a bit hammered, so fuck it, I can run if I need to. Right as soon as I set the phone down, she hops on top of me. Shes riding me dry. Now I know all you fellas have had a bitch ride you dry, and if youre going commando, the jeans are relentless and very good at making it feel like youre dragging your dick across a carpet, so I have to get out of these jeans. I just out of them, and as soon as my dick is out, shes down there blowing it like a champ. I'm talking tongue, forcing it to the back of her throat, gagging on it, its good, but I'm still thinking 'fuck its a trap.' I throw her scrawny ass on the bed, and she pulls down her pants. Thank fuckin god, there isnt a dick, and it looks like anyone I've seen before. I flip her over, and ask her 'you do anal?' she responds, 'What is it with guys and anal?' so, I end up nailing that ass three times that night, shes screaming, calling me daddy, which i wasnt too fond of, gripping the sheets, drooling, just loving being fucked in the ass. One more segment to the story-

>>677433053
I posted it on /b/, but never told anyone else.

I masturbated one of my friends mothers when I was 13. I snuk into her room at night while spending the night at his place. Felt her up, went below the belt to feel around(it was pitch black) and she started grinding on my hand.

>>677433053
When I was a teenager I fucked my best friends mom.
I'd been fantasizing about her for years.
Went down on her which was awesome but my tongue went a bit far south and I got the texture of peanut butter with the flavor of a 9V battery.
I played it off but the fantasy died with my boner.

>>677435812
want it to happen again?

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So I hook up with this girl 3 weeks ago. Gets serious fast! Tells me she loves me 2 weeks ago. I was like "that's cool..." So a few days ago she brings over a Hendricks and starts making mad martinis. We fuck like crazy. She then busts out coke... noprob.jpg She goes wild... Fuck for hours.... I'm so fucking spent. She wants more but in the ass but I'm so done. She grabs a bottle of champagne we housed and demands I fuck her in the ass... Things got weird.

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>>677436042
She then wanted to get tied and slapped... Let's just say I did not enjoy it...

>>677433460
How is Maude today?

>>677436164
I have video if enough interest...

>>677436164
why not? moar pics!

>>677435883
I am waiting nigger

>>677436249
yep post

>>677436249
Count me in

>>677436249
giev plox

>>677436249
Yes please share!!!

>>677436249
yes

>>677436164
Things got weird? Didn't enjoy?

Jesus anon, that's a party. Stop being beta FFS.

>also, dump noods and vid

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>>677436249
we need it in order to evaluate the fucked up level of this story

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>>677433053

I live in a pretty shit neighbourhood in europe. A couple of minutes from my flat we have a strip of road next to the canal where all the hookers usually stand. Cops don't bother them too much as long as they keep to their designated territory.

One night I come back home from work and I hear yelling from an alley. I'm not keen on getting pulled into it so I keep my distance. The yelling (man and a woman) escalates and then I hear clashing noise. Then silence. A minute or so passes and a guy (like 7 feet and buff, with more tattoos than all your favourite pornstars) leaves the alley and gets the fuck out of there. I wait another minute or five, waiting for my heart to calm the fuck down and then go to check the alley.

I find, behind a dumpster and covered in trash bags, one of the cumdumpsters from a few streets over, dressed in the most stereotypical neon whore outfit you could think of. With no pulse (I checked like 20 times) and chocke marks on her neck. But still warm. I was rushing with adrenaline at this point as you can imagine. And somehow it also got me excited. I was poppin the hardest boner since months ago, pure diamonds. And I thought to myself that this opportunity would probably not come again. So I took her panties off, rolled up her skirt, ripped her blouse and had at it. It felt really dirty and wrong but also. I had to use a lot of spit but still finishd pretty quickly. Shit was cash.

It only hit me afterwards that now my cum was in this dead hooker's pussy and if anybody ever checked I'd be done for. So I had to drag her all the way to the canal in a trash bag in the middle of the freezing night. Dumped her into the canal, never heard from again.

pic not related, but may as well have been

>>677433180
Care to explain the logistics?

>>677436461
....wtf is wrong with u

>>677435883
The next morning I wake up, and look over, she's asleep. I pick up the phone of hers again, and take a look at it. I instantly see the issue. Shes married, and I'm feeling pretty fuckin guilty about it. Her husband is on leave for business. I look through her phones texts, and see that they aren't even fighting, she just wanted to cheat on him to do it. I'm like oh fuck, and delete my number. I go to her pictures, and start deleting the ones with me in them. As soon as I relax, I realize as soon when I hit the home button, theres my fucking picture. I can't figure out whats going on with it, and I cant seem to get rid of it. She wakes up, rolls over and asks what I'm doing. "Oh I um, put the wrong number in there, I'm just putting the right one in." She says thats alright. I ask her about her husband. She responds 'Oh, don't worry about him, I'm filing for divorce anyway.' What the shit? I cant be found out about this.
I go, 'Well, ya know thats alright I guess.' Inside I'm screaming get the fuck outta there. 'Well do you want one more before you go?'
Fuck it why not. I rail her one more time, and bust all up inside that little ass.
As I get dressed, she runs to the bathroom, and is sitting on the toilet. I walk out, prepared to leave, and she looks at me and smiles 'I never had anyone bust in my ass before!' I laugh. I leave. Later on I saw her with her husband, and when she came to talk to me, I pretended that it never happened and was all confused. Never again. You guys want another fucked up story?

>>677436451
Have tons more but converting to webm takes forever!!!

>>677435811
expanded
>got super horny one morning at 3am
>go to fap and and find bbw porn
>get really fucking horny and decide to go on cl
>see this fat bitch showing off her cooch and ass
>email her
>get response 10 min later
>find out she lives 30 min away
> i saw why the fuck not and drive out
>get text saying she's ready for me
>i arrive and plan to take her back to my place, another 30 min away
>groping me in the car, didn't want to pull over and do a quick fuck
>starts flashing out her tits and i am rock hard
>tells me she needs to go to walmart to get some meds
>i say um ok
>asks if i can pay for meds
>sure why the fuck not. only a few bucks and i get sex
>we get to my place and it's been about 1.5 hours since initial contact
>we start to kiss and she is putting way too much tongue
>she questions me saying i'm not being aggressive enough
>i start to eat her out
>holy fuck the smell and the taste. she did not clean up at all
>gets mad that i lose boner
>i tell her to suck me off and get boner back
>get to fucking and cum after 10 min
>drive her home, she's smoking in my car the fat pig
>never speak to her again

>>677436726
well... that was a disappointment

>>677435883
me too nigger

>>677436426
Bro... You bang out enough you WILL find that chick that goes past the your comfort zone. If you haven't experienced it then you just might be a neckbeard...

>>677436743
I'll never trust a fatty to keep herself well kept

>>677435812
faggot

>>677436726
Yea kinda disappointed too but that's his story. Anyway like to read it thanks anon

>>677436726
another story

>>677436739
post in some site and share link

>Went to see a lifestyle domme. My first encounter.
>Tied me over the bed, tugged me off, flogged my arse, reamed my arsehole with a huge toy
>Had a great time
>until we went downstairs and her fucking cat had clawed my leather jacket

>>677436933
I've banged out my share, anon, and your share, and 10 more anons shares. Literally the only woman I ever turned down(on a kink basis) wanted me to literally punch her, closed fist, hard. That I could not do. My comfort zone is large.

was out with my girlfriend in the gay bar in my town, it was just a really cool place to be.

ended up getting ridiculously drunk and ditching her and going home with a trap, italian, very convincing (at least, in the light of a nightclub)

was good but the next day i was so ashamed i wanted to die. told the GF, she was angry but she's a real free spirit so a week or so later it was grand. she then went on to fuck a 19 year old girl from the same club....and ditched me the next time we were there. so i guess i learned how she felt.

i raped a whore.

>out with girlfriend.
>we fight
>decide to go into town and fuck a streetwalker.
>drunk asf
>we agree a price. she wants 30 i only have 20.
> get going.
>how much for anal?
>thought you only had 20?
>i lied. i'll give you another 10 for dat ass.
>agrees.
>start slow.
>says she wants to stop.
>pulls me out.
>not tonight cunt.
>grab her by the hair and force her bent over the wall.
>force my cock up her lazy pathetic whore arse.
>she begs to stop.
>slap her face and tell her to shut the fuck up i'm having what i paid for.
>feels condoms torn.
>drunk so dont care. blow a monster load up her arse.
>leave her sobbing on the floor. say thanks for the arse.
>go back home to gf.
> apology blowjob.

whore was screaming about rape as i was leaving. honestly thought i was going to go to jail.

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>>677435201
yo man how is the spaghetti in the meat wtf

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So I'm at this party, and there is a few buddies, and a few chicks, well and a shit load of party goers. I don't remember much of the night, but I do remember I didnt drive there, and at one point someone fired a gun out of the window the car. After drinking some water and sitting out for a couple of hours, i came back to, ready to party. There was this larger chick, but she was a chubby one, not really that fat. I'm trying not to get in bed with the fatty, but her friend thats the cute one. As I'm playing the field, my buddy comes up and says 'hey I got dibs on the skinny one' Guess thats how it'll work then. We get done with the party, and theres 5 guys, 3 girls. Well fuck, alright, this is gonna suck. Well, 2 of my buddies get in a fight, and one gets K.O'ed. Fuck yeah, now its not so bad. Part 2 incoming.

>>677433053
Fucked and creampied a whore who told me it was a danger day and he didn't use birthcontrol

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>>677437250
haha! Punching some sloot is outside you LARGE comfort zone???

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Have blown my load in over 50 people, I honestly have no idea, lost track at this point. Girls I've dated, girls with cuck husbands/bfs I met on Craigslist, dudes I've met off Craigslist. I haven't used a condom since I was like 18.

Have never contracted an STD by some fucking miracle.

>>677436696
like you wouldn't have done the same

>>677437756

I was just thinking that same thing. I've fucked a good few girls without a condom while drunk. In fact the last girl I was with after a drunken night out - I do know her, not a stranger, but she does get around - and I fucked her up the ass without a condom because she's not on BC and I didn't have a condom.

It's an absolute miracle I've never had an STD.

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>>677437585
So as we're sitting in the car on the way home, this chick is sitting on my lap, and I'm rubbing her leg. Its her leg right? nope. I'm rubbing one of my buddies legs. Fuck. That was pretty gay, but we laugh it off, and head to my friends house. Come to find out, his house was the epitome of what you'd consider a trap house. Weed, coke, guns, mom just got out of prison, step dad was cool though. We all sit and drink some more, have more of a party. Next thing I know, the party is huge. My friend had invited more people, I look at the clock, its only 10:30. Holy fuck, I've been partying since like 4. I've been drinking since 2:30. What the shit? Anyway, I'm like lets do this, and party up. As we're having a good time, a couple more of my friends show up, and they bring this half gallon of 5o'clock vodka. Remember I said this, it becomes part of the story. As we're chillin, shit starts getting a little out of hand. People start fighting, and I have no clue whats going on. So okay, lets get into it.

>>677437604
Little addendum:
Now I'm searching for them and get them pregnant on purpose.

>>677433659
Did something similar to my ex once. She was passed out drunk and high as fuck. Started fingering her, and shorty went over to using my whole fist. I had no idea it would actually fit.. I ended up blowing a load up her ass, and went to bed.

>>677437544
Poke the unboiled spaghetti strings through the sausages, the boil them.. Voilà..

>>677435693
Same here my friend. Sweat and panting.

>>677433053

When I was 9, I sucked an older boy's dick. I didn't know what cum was, I thought he pee'd in my mouth.

>>677433053
> 1. Me, 25 yo, went to a swingers club by myself. After a while I got my dick sucked by a 55 year old lady! Deepthroated me, felt fuckig amazing. Fucked her doggy after she blew me hard. Amazingly tight pussy! After I came I pulled my dick out and 10 others fucked her after me. Awesome experience I still think about often, even though it was two years ago.

> 2. Met a couple 10y older than me. Guy was bi, I sucked his cock (thought I gotta at least try everything once) definitely not my thing! But I got to fuck his girl too! Came on her tits. Also two years ago.

What do my /b/ros think about that?

>>677437155
underrated hahahahaha

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>>677437962
So as the fight gets out of hand, I go outside. Perfect fucking timing, it couldn't have been any better. I see my one buddy, whos only like 5 foot, arguing with this dude, and my other buddy, who looks like a Sasquatch, is waiting for shit to pop off. I get a little flustered, because theyre all arguing against my car, at the time it was a 1994 Audi A4, but it was my Audi A4 sedan. I didnt want anything to hurt it because it was my favorite ride. As the arguing gets worse, I'm watching everyone, theres big fat people, little skinny girls, and my short little buddy, whos about to blow his top. Next thing I know, shit gets grossly out of hand. My short little friend, grabs that half gallon of vodka, and leaps into the air, and I'm not talking a little bit, I'm talking this short little dude covers about 5 feet, and lands on Sasquatches back, and leaps again like spooder man. TING, the bottle connects with the one dudes head, and he drops like a sack of potatos onto my car. Now I'm involved, and I'm pissed.

>>677437962
Hurry up

>>677438281
the fuck nigga

>>677434712
>>677435119
>older than myself
>converse

>fucking 16 year old with delusions of being an author

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>was 18 at the time
>friend I wanted to fuck was at a party
>she invites me so I was all excite
>go to party. Drove my moms expedition
>at party, drinking, smoke some green
>friend brings up that I've wanted to fuck.
> well duh.jpg
> other chick is also kinda cute who was there.
>start playing cards and after a few wins I say lets wager.
>closer to 2am now. I win again and say to other chick. "well if you can't pay the bet, ill accept a check or full frontal nudity as payment.
>she smirks and said deal.
Cont.

>>677436743
Dude, was her name Marika?

My then-GF in college was a Domme that loved humiliating subs--feminization, toilet play, "forced" bi (read: I enjoyed it), bondage, sensory deprivation, and more.

Once was when she had her non-kink friends (4-5 women, one gay guy) come back over after getting drunk at the bar. I was downstairs finishing a paper for finals and she came down and asked about something (I think it was the alcohol status I the house...been a while). She got pissed and said "well, what are we going to do for fun?" Eventually the convo went to shit because she was drunk as fuck and eventually demanded submission then and there. Her friends asked why she was taking so long, and she told them she's bringing her toys from downstairs.

So I got told to strip and dress in lingerie, heels, got a rush/shitty makeup job, a ball gag and a leash/collar, and was led upstairs in front of her friends.

She then proceeded to put me in the middle of the room and use various tools on me (flogger, cat-o-nine-tails, vibrators) while I was on all fours. She eventually went with the strap on (they were all still clothed) and started fucking me with it, which blew their Midwestern non-kink minds. They then started dumping alcohol on me, calling me names (faggot, slut, whore, etc.) and asking what they can do to me. This eventually led to an impromptu scavenger hunt in the house for things they could (reasonably safely) put in my ass, so they could fuck me with something while I jerked off. Vegetables, coke bottles, a large handled screwdriver, and other things I don't recall were used, and it mystified the women. They eventually coaxed the gay guy to whip his dick out of his jeans and for me to start sucking it while they took turns fucked my ass. They then asked for him to blow his load on my face, which he did, and then they wanted to watch me jerk off...so I'm in the middle of the room on the floor jerking off to completion with a cucumber in my ass while they watch.

Met a trap in a hotel with my gf, we were going to have a 3sum, he cum within 2 seconds of her sucking his dick, couldn't get hard again, after that it was just awkward, he was all shy and nervous, just a shitty experience really.

>>677438555
no

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>>677438366
So I sprint to the back of my car, and open up the trunk, I grab out this shotgun, point it at the dude, and shits going insane, people are running, people are jumping into their trucks and cars, theres people screaming, I'm like fuck dude, this is getting out of hand, whoops. As we're sitting there, the dude backs off my car. Everyone but the original 4 dudes and 3 girls are there. I'm like alright, its 2 in the morning, lets get to bed. The mom comes out and says no sex, but then is like, 'heres some condoms.' we're laying there, and my one buddy starts plowing the chick he has, and I hear 'touching me..... touchiiinng yoooooou...' and the whole room goes 'SWEET CAROLINE, BAH BAH BAH...' Somehow, that puts everyone in the mood, right after I just pulled a shotgun on someone. No biggie. Whatever. Now the chick I'm laying next to, is the chub scout from the party. I'm like alright, whatever. I fuck her in the ass, infront of the rest of the group. The whole room starts up with silent moans, and all sorts of odd sounds. After about 30 minutes, my big friend gets up, and walks across the room, saying 'I understand ladies, none of you can handle a man of this caliber.' and lights up a cigarette in the dark room. more to follow-

>>677438460
>deals the cards
>get an abysmal hand and lose the game
>she smiles and whispers in my ear
>I want a check for $500
>bitch broke my bank
>leave and walk home because I can't afford gas now.
>I'm 23 now and still haven't really recovered financially since I can't get work
>fuck my life

>>677435930
>>677435966
More details about these two stories? How old was the mom? What did she look like/body type? Big tits? Big nipples? Big ass? Tight pussy?

Also, did your friend find out? If so, what happened?

And did you fuck around with the mom again? Also, how long ago did this happen? And are you still friends with the friend and/or the mom?

Also, are either of you down to post a picture of the mom?

>me, 17 at the time
>living in the swedish mountains
>while winter seasons people come and go never to be seen again
>me and friends out drinking
>going to after party
>meet some old hags
>they're drunk aswell
>talk for a while
>my friends goes to party
>just me and one of the hags left talking
>i think fuck it, never gonna se her again
>akward kiss
>take her to a nearby bike shed
>grabs her tit
>she suck my dick for a while
>says she has to go
>her friend comes back looking for her and didn't see her walking away
>fuck her friend
>cum in her hair
>makes plans to meet at shed next night
>next night both hags come
>biggest sluts i've ever fucked
They were ugly as shit, 45+ and i got to do anything i wanted with them
My friends never noticed i was missing either

>>677438659

I have one other fucked up event with my ex-GF/Domme I can discuss...but it heavily involved a lot of man-on-man action. Didn't know if you wanted that one or not.

>>677436463

>at a new years party at a girls house
>reallly really drunk
>girl host started hitting on me and feeling me up
>talks about how shes always wanted to peg a guy
>bi so i figured "why not"
>go to her room
>start making out
>sucking, licking, foreplay etc
>goes in her wardrobe and pulls out this 6-7 inch strapon dildo
>spit for lube
>pushes my legs back over my head and rams my ass
>cock dangling right in front of my face
>pretty much leaking all over my lips
>open wide
>she rocks me back and forth so I'm basically bobbing on my cock without even having to move
>cum buckets in less than 5 minutes
>swallow
>repeat again before going to bed.

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>>677438420
Keep guessing, good try though.
Anyway, so after I fuck this chick, I come back for seconds, the chubby wasnt too bad. 8 months later, she has a kid. I'm doing the math, come to find out that whole incident, I was fucking around with a pregnant chick and she didnt even know it because she was too chubby to realize it.

>>677438971

Of course we do.

Does anyone know what medicine screws up the pill?

>>677436461
Did you fuck her ass? I would've

>>677439141
did you not read the story, you fucking retarded nigger?

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And last of them was I fucked around with this chick for like 2 years, she ended up becoming some lesbian, so next time I saw her I fucked in her the ass for that final time. Sad times.

>>677438971
this is /b/, of course we do.

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Encounters? Unprotected with girlfriend in the morning, unprotected again with an ex right before work, again unprotected with a coworkers towards the end of our shift in a backroom (who also happens to be my best friend's younger sister)... Then unprotected again with g/f before going to bed that night.

<3

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>>677438460
>said that to try and make hot slam pig friend jelly.
>didn't work, but other chick keeps looking at me.
>thisisfine.GIF
>really early, were pretty smashed, and hot chick friend goes to bed with some fag.
>other girl and I on front porch/balcony. They lived on upper floor of house.
>look to her, and slur, "havent got my payment"
>she laughed and then the next thing I know shes unzipped my pants.
>takes my semi hard dangalang in her mouth.
>feels good bur she's shit at it.
>she tells me she's horny, and as she says this i see a cop roll past the front of the house.
>fuck, she's 16, but luckily cop doesn't see us up there.
>cops gone, i take her to my moms SUV.
Cont. Sorry at work currently. One more part

>>677433053
>implying i never told anyone about my sex

sorry im too much of an attention whore to keep any time i have done it to myself; but lets say i didnt ever tell anyone about anything i did...
When i was 17 i seduced a 25 year old guy that offered to help me out with math and we fucked the first time i was over.

>>677437250
you haven't fucked my share bitch I've fucked 1847384929 broads and close fist punched them all. What's a comfort zone?

>>677438903
You are an artist with your words.

BUMP! BUMP! BUMP!

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>>677438903
Your story is shit and so are you.

>>677438912
Ok, I'm the guy that rubbed his friends mom.

The mom was probably around 35 at the time. She was built like a brick shithouse. 36D 25 36, if I had to guess from memory. Attractive also. I couldn't tell you if the pussy was tight as I didn't have a lot of experience with pussy by that age. I'd only just lost my virginity and had only been down probably 3-4 girls pants. But what got me to thinking of doing it at all is that I had went over to his house earlier in the day to play, he wasn't home, and she asked me to help hold a ladder for her while she was painting up high. I looked up not even thinking about it and she had on short shorts, and I could see her pussy and bush through her shear white panties. I popped wood nearly immediately.

My friend never found out. I never messed around with her again. In hindsight, I'm sure I could have. I'd bet she was awake the whole time and I probably could have mounted.

She was kind of a lonely housewife. Her husband was a moron and was often gone for work anyway. They ended up getting divorced some years later.

I moved away years ago, and have no photo of her. This literally happened 30 years ago.

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>>677440063
Had to rush, people getting impatient.
Dont care, people wanted it, people got it. Sorry if its not your taste.

>>677440069
Thanks for actually replying and posting some details! I've got to ask, how the fuck did you have the courage/audacity/nerve to try that shit, at that age, on a whim? Was she really drunk? High? A known slut? Or did you just get horny and it made you do something crazy?

Also, did you end up jacking off during it? Did you suck on her tits? Or do anything other than finger her pussy?

Btw, how old are you now? I'm an oldfag by the standards on this site, currently 40, so, assuming you're not grossly exaggerating by the "30 years ago" comment, we're likely around the dame age. And where are you from? Az here.

Also, do you have any other stories about sexual experiences like this?

>>677439090
Fair enough...

My then-GF/Domme wanted to do something special for my birthday...but didn't specify what. So that afternoon, we start play early (right after class...3 or so) and I'm in heels, lingerie, handcuffs, porn star wig, smooth all over, and it's the best I've ever looked (per her).

She then shows me my gift--it's a digital camera (top of the line for the time and 2 or 3 megapixel; this was late 90s), and she proceeds to start taking pics and showing them to me on the computer.

She then starts up AOL, and says that this is where the surprise comes in. While AOL boots up, she gets the ball gag and blindfold out, puts them on me, and leads me to an ottoman that I lay over. She goes back to the computer, starts typing, and after a few minutes, I start hearing the infamous ping of the IM client and her email alert going off. She was getting a lot of IMs, and after a while, she gets up, comes over, and says that everything is set, says Happy Birthday, and starts to shower/dress.

After some time, she finishes up, gets dressed, and I hear her open her toy box. I feel the cold of lube hitting my ass and then the feel of a plug being put in my ass. She then goes up the stairs and tells me not to move or go anywhere.

Then I hear the doorbell ring, and a couple sets of footsteps. Another ring, another couple of new sets. This goes on probably five or six times until I hear them headed for the basement door and steps.

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>>677439603
>start making out in back seat, others at party either fucking or asleep by now.
>clothes off, hard on
>I'm grabbing her ass, she's thick but not bad at all
>realize she has a bit of an oder though, not a good start
>she tells me between heavy breathing that she's on her period.
>fuckingreally.gay
>says its ok, if I like anal, I can do that
>still relatively new to sex, so I say hell yeah.
>no condom, no problem, I spit shine my meatrooper and start to push it into her butt.
>not bad, kinda weirding me out however.
>she starts breathing heavy again. She must enjoy it
>start ass fucking when she starts to go into these labored breaths, maybe a few minutes in.
>dafuq?
>she then proceeded to vomit on the middle arm rest.
>shehadchipotle.why
>she gets off my dick apologizing through drunkeness.
>as she's getting off she starts to shit on my lap.
>Godfuckingshitnigger.webm
>she gets out, suns coming up
>cars are going by and she's half naked.
>she goes in the house, I go get towels after her.
>I'm covered in shot and the car reaks of sweaty poop vomit sex
>after what felt like a lifetime, get it semi manageable so I can go home to shower for work.
>she's passed out in kitchen as I'm grabbing my keys.
>had to also throw out my boxers as they were covered in period blood from her bouncing on lap, boxers weren't down all the way.
Didn't want to talk about it to friends, it got out anyway. And I'm not a fam of anal anymore

>>677437470
you are a fucking asshole

>>677440593
Not sure how I got the courage, just a horny teen I guess. My heart was beating out of my chest the entire time. I was surprised it didn't wake up the whole house. I didn't do anything with my mouth nor did I fap during. I was so nervous I don't even recall if I was hard. Everything was just by touch. I laid next to her bed and slid my hand under the comforter.

I'm 44 and this was 31 yrs ago, in Iowa.

>>677437155
lost it

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>>677439508
Is this a fucking joke? Do you have model-looks and a huge dick? How the fuck are you supposedly pulling off some playboy shit like this? And is that girl in the picture supposed to be one of the girls you fucked? Either way, do you have more pics of that bitch?

>be me, 19-20, somewhere around there
>dating a 6/10 bbw, we live together
>one night, my gf and her 8/10 skinny friend Barbara get drunk and end up making out
>this gives me an idea
>suggest a foursome one day while everyone is sober
>everyone seems to agree that this is an excellent idea, including Barbara's bf
>the evening of the planned tryst finally arrives
>Barb is suddenly very self-conscious because she used to weigh almost twice what she does now
>refuses to go through with it unless it's dark
>in the bedroom with the blinds closed isn't dark enough
>all 4 of us pile into the small bathroom, turn off the light and close the door
>still not dark enough for her
>end up having to stuff a towel up against the gap at the bottom of the door
>she still won't take all her clothes off
>won't let anyone touch her except her bf
>my gf and I try to fuck, but the bathroom is tiny and the floor is uncomfortable
>we sit there until Barbara's bf gets off
>everyone gets up and leaves the bathroom, quietly and awkwardly
>never spoken of again

>>677441273
Girls are fucking whores. It's easy to fuck them.

>>677438904
Wish this happened instead tbhfam

>>677441441
Only when they're fucking you m8e.

>>677440776
I pictured her spewing from both ends and keked. Sucks bro

>>677433053
>be me
>meet girl on tinder
>meet up for casual sex at her placr
>she picks me up and she drives us to her place
>car already in the drive way
>enter house. See friend with baby.
>tinder bitch is actually single mum
>still bang.
>shares a room with kid
>we fuck while kid is in room
>didn't even cum. Was actually a really shitty shag deleted tinder after. Blocked her on fb kik and deleted her number.

>>677441037
I know it's fucking inappropriate in many ways (she's married, is like 3x your age, and is your friend's mom), but stories like this are fucking erotic and turn me the fuck on! Thanks again for taking the time to reply and elaborate. I used to start threads asking about inappropriate sexual encounters (fucked a friend's mom or their gf/wife, or fucked a wife's/gf's mom, sister, best friend; blackmailed/used authority over a female for sex; gotten to fuck someone because of having a big dick; etc.) and someone posted a really fucking hot story about blackmailing a friend's mom to suck his dick and then cumming in her mouth after she drunkenly confessed to him that she had been cheating on her husband It was fucking sexy as fuck! I'm pretty sure I have it archived/screencapped somewhere.

By the way, does anyone else have any similar stories?

>>677441441
Talk is cheap. Post some stories and pictures of some of yours, then.

>>677441819
The only one I have is breaking into my best friends house, dressing in his mom's bra, panties, stockings and nurses uniform and jacking off in her bed.

>>677440754

I can hear all sorts of voices around me, men and women, while I'm still cuffed, gagged, blindfolded, and across the Ottoman with a plug in my ass. My Domme then says "well, let's show the slut a happy birthday!", and I hear drinks opening, people getting undressed, and someone takes my plug out and it makes an audible 'pop'. That gets a laugh, and then someone takes my gag out...and promptly someone shoves a dick down my throat. I'm eventually allowed to breathe and start sucking while someone else gets a rubber on and starts fucking my ass. They start talking about how loose my ass is going to be in a bit, telling me what a cum-sucking slut I am (and other various verbal degradation), and I get my first load of the night down my throat, and my second all over my back. Then someone else takes the guys place in back, and it's a woman with a strap on that digs her nails into my sides as she fucks me with it. Someone else stars messing with my cock, and then I feel something plastic on it, and I know what it is--my pink plastic chastity cage. There's a lot of laughter about it, and my Domme says something about being a good Hostess is making sure everyone else has had fun first, and then another cock goes in my mouth.

>>677433659
Haha. Did the same to my girl.

>>677442265

Here's a question from another kinky as fuck guy...

Have you managed to have good relationships since with vanilla wimmins, or have these experiences changed your tastes for good?

>>677436726
her husband might have been ok with it (cuck). you might be on a hidden cam recording somewhere.

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>>677441273
No. Not a joke. I'm a 7.5 on a good day and probably a mid-to-low tier 6 on average. Not fit. 6.5"x5"... So not what you'd expect. It's all about being ahead of the mind games.

Sure you can have some more.

>>677437470
You may be a sociopath. You probably belong in jail lol.

>>677440948
>>677442683
It's a pasta cucks

>>677442930

Yeah, screams of made up shit

>>677441273
As a different man - who gets told he's roughly 7/10 looks and an average or below cock - I can tell you it's definitely about charm for hooking up lots. If you're cheeky and a little forward while friendly you can quickly find a girl who's willing. My younger days included having fmf threesomes then going over to a girlfriend's. I'm broke so it's definitely not greed or paying for it either.

Nothing quite like the rush of making out with a girl and her thinking she can taste pussy on you but she's innocent enough you can claim it's food despite having been enjoying your new female housemate barely an hour ago.

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>>677441273
And some more for having to wait.

>>677442680
Thanks for replying, and I appreciate and respect the honest assessment about yourself. What do you think is the biggest reason you are able to fuck so many (presumably) attractive females? Is confidence really as important/appealing/powerful as many people say it is? And is it willingness to take a chance and approach/pursue/talk to them?

Also, have you fucked the girl in the picture in this post? She's got a fucking great-looking body. Her waist-to-hip ratio is impressive and hot as fuck! Also, that bra on the ground looks like it's pretty fucking huge. Does she have big tits? Or is that not her bra? Or what?

Also, more pics? Please.

>>677437604
>he didn't use birthcontrol
and why would he? This proves that fags are dumb

>be 30 meet 22 yo flatso on CL
>have her over my place
>get her naked & sucking me off in 10 minutes
>smash her good; face was 8/10; body 2/10
>calls me a few nights later
>dildo in her ass & pussy giving me phone sex
>see her again
>"Did you bring one of those Dildos?"
>No "Do you have a screwdriver?"
>"What?"
>bend her over an she begs me to fuck her in the ass
>ass is so tight & feels so fucking good
>time for round 2
>call her Christine
>starts to cry; "You don't even know my name?"
>I'm Kritsen
>"you can still be my fuck pig"
>tears streaming gets dressed & runs out the door

>>677443492
And typing sotries after three hours of sleep might be a bad idea or else she becomes he

>>677443516
>woke up from dream
>still faggot

>>677440146
Could have been a half-decent story. You ruined it by not green-texting, which in your case would be a much needed exercise in being succinct. Whenever someone ends a post with "cont.?", I think:"No. You're either an idiot that does not know that brevity is the soul of wit, or people will be walking the dinosaur in Bel Air by the end."

>>677441819
hey how come you stopped with your threads. they were good

>be 15
>just started to have sex
>girl who is my fuck buddy for the past year is on her period
>Horny as fuck so I tell her its ok I dont mind blood (which is true)
> while fucking I smell something weird
>pull out my dick
>smells like rotting tuna x9000
>wtf girl
>burn my underwear and sheets
>couldnt have sex for 6 months
>never had sex with her again.
>still see her everyday at my local Mcdonalds

>>677437470
did you pay her?

>>677443989
>brevity is the soul of wit
Have an internet n the house anon. never expected to find you, of all people here, of all places

>>677444259

That's the price you pay for working there, anon.

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>>677438903
Kill yourself instead.

>>677444375
I go in to get my coffee and scramble eggs in the morning. I don't work there.

>>677438283
not your /bro fag

>>677443800
100% happened. Bitch even asked if her guy "friend" could come watch because thats his thing. This was 9 years ago before cuck porn was a thing. This bitch wanted me to be her bull. She also begged me to cum inside her, but I had it bagged the whole time. I think she wanted to bring her "friend" a treat.

>>677439103
Antibiotics

>>677444259
Yeah, there are periods like that.
Either have a good cold or nose full of calciumcarbonate.
Most girls I've had on period haven't smelledlike that though.

>>677444701

Trick'd hard

>>677436042
cancer mole 4Head

>>677444824
Those are fairly easy to get, thanks.
Something else?

>>677444833
yeah my wife doesn't smell like that on her period so i know that much. But holy shit was I traumatized. I couldn't anything with fish in it even a can of tuna for a couple years.

>>677444795
So what year did cuck porn become a thing?

>>677445025
You got clam jammed by Oder haha

>>677445025
Holy shit. I really thought that was a yth when gramps once told me.

>>677444939
I don't know why you haven't just googled such a simple question.

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>>677445140
2008

>>677445140
Not sure. I can tell you for fact /b/ wasn't filled with a bunch of cucked faggots 9 years ago.

be straight.
> drunk at bar with friends from work while I was still in high school.
> Thought I was cool at bar cause older guys from work got me in.
> Friend gives me K and I'm a mess all over the bar.
> Things go foggy at bar and I start to come around at older co-workers house.
> start feeling his hand on crotch of my pants. Realize im laying on a couch with my legs draped across his.
> He notices me wake up and look confused. He jumps up and suggests more K will straiten up my head from drinking.
> Do two big lines, sit back down on couch and lights out.

I was 14 or 15 at the time.
lived in the shitty foothills of upstate SC. live next to my uncle and his family. step daughter is my age, fat nasty bitch. always has to have her way. complete cunt.
always hangs out with other fat nasty cunts.
she has epilepsy, I purposely try to hit her in the head as often as I can to cause seizures.
riding home on the bus with her and one of her nasty friends. she has an episode on the bus, falls out of her seat, pisses everywhere. call an ambulance and have to wait forever for them to show up.
she gets carted away. her fat friend insists on coming back to our property because she's worried
get back to my uncles house. no 9ne else there. the girl is faking being worried. doing a terrible job. she insists I keep her company we end up making out and fucking.
my first time. lasted 3 whole seconds. she told me I was terrible at the time. didn't believe I was a virgin.
finished, cleaned up and left. few days later she told my everyone I got her pregnant. denied everything, no one believed her cause she was a known whore

few years ago found out she died, idk how, left behind like 3 kids. idgaf

>>677445282
Mostly because I'm looking for things that can be absorbed by a mucuous membrane

I fucked a midgit once, she was only 2'7" she was 4 years older than me i was 23-24 she was 27-28 so small she couldnt use her legs very well so i had to carry her in the house in front of my buddies, she was a random from pof it was all pretty traumatizing but her lil hands made my dick look huge and i spun her around on my dick literally just so i could say that lol

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>dating girl for about 2 months
>still lives with her mom.
>when she blue balls me i jerk it at her place because i can
>she goes to work
>sits on my face but wont blow me.jpeg
>have to hammer out a load
>her mom hears my veiny rage
>about to nut
>her mom tries to open door
>stuff cock away
>open door to "anon you ok?"
Just fine yeah why?
>peepee teepee wont quit
>she just silently but forcefully jacks me
>holy shit why through my pants
>came hard and painfully
>she just collects all the cum
>and fucking leaves
>not a word was said for 3more months
>mfw my gf wont let me stay home alone with her mom anymore.

>>677445741
That makes no sense to me. You can easily google what I would tell you. zzz

>>677445939
I AND GOOGLE AINT FRIENDS, OKAY?

>>677445883

Your jizz can't melt steel beams

>>677445403
>be straight.

No one will believe your story if you start it with such an obvious lie, anon.

>>677437155
Underated as fuck

Fucked a tranny raw 10 weeks ago, got chlamydia
Still in treatment

>>677446118
Oh I didn't realize you were autistic, sorry. Mood stabilizers, epilepsy meds, and HIV meds.

>>677440146
It's just that you wrote it like an autist.

>>677434795
well told

>>677445403
>slowly come out of my stupor enough to be somewhat conscious but I think I am imagining I'm fucking my girlfriend.
> My eyes are still closed and I feel a sense of urgency to try to move to get up, cause I feel like I have to take a big shit bad and it's about to pop out.
> Body is not really responding to well but I open my eyes. Look up and awaken to a mind blowing scene.
> Co-worker is over me and my pants are off. My legs are over his shoulders and he has my semi-hard cock in his hand and he is squeezing it and pulling on it.
> I feel like Im going to shit right there in front of him and I am very freaked out about what he is doing to me.
> I start to say no stop, I am going crap, but all that comes out is "no sto".
> At this moment I feel him pull on my cock again and realize his cock is deep in my ass and he is using my cock like a handle as he fucks me.
> I don't have to go to the bathroom. what I'm feeling is him slowly pushing in and pulling out. Everytime he pulls out it felt almost like I was shitting.
> At first I am disgusted by this and tried to squirm out from under him.
> He then grabbed my cock harder with one hand to hold my ass where it was and held me down by the chest with the other.
> He tried to calm me down and say how sexy I was .After a few minutes I came to more and my senses started coming back. he was fucking me gently and it actually started to feel good.
> I just closed my eyes and let him do want he wanted.

>>677446196
Straight at the time. Young and had craved the cock yet

>>677446537
That's so cute

>>677433053
>Never had sex
>killed myself
>can fuck infinite women in hell for ever

didnt regret it

>>677446537
faggot

>>677446537
>he started to pull on my nipples and i felt that my shirt was also off and that I was naked.
> His cock in my ass felt a bit uncomfortable but at the same time it did feel good deep inside me.
> he was also trying to stroke my mostly limp cock (to much drugs wouldn't get hard). That felt really good so I guess it was helping.
> He kept fucking me for what felt like hours, stopping every once in awhile to squeeze lube on his cock and kept telling me to cum for him.
> I had gotten hard by this point but still couldn't cum because of the drugs.
> He then pulled out of me put his head between my legs and took my entire cock in his mouth (not a great feat my cock is pretty small).
> He sucked on my cock like no girl from high school had ever. He then took my balls in his mouth and massaged them with his tongue to. He also licked and sucked on my asshole.

>>677447029
faggot

>>677446925
>>677447228
Can you go away this is a cute story

>>677447029
>This went on for a very long time. I could not keep track of time.
> my balls started to swell and he grabbed my cock and held it firm and said to wait for him.
> He put the bottle of lube to my asshole and squeezed a bunch in and also lubed up his cock.
> he got between my legs again and put his cock head up to my ass. As he pushed in this time I was awake and I was not ready for it.
> It hurt bad as he stretched me and I cried out. He just said ssshhhh and he started to stroke me and slowly push into me at the same time. once I felt his balls on my ass he stopped and just kept stroking me. my ass hurt but my cock was feeling real good.
> after a few minutes he was able to start pumping in me without to much pain. his cock gave me this feeling deep inside that was incredible and within minute I started to cum.
> I could feel it growing from inside me and as I exploded my ass was clenching around his cock in spasms. He kept pumping my cock hard, milking my cum from me and as my ass was still in spasm he started to fuck me real hard and fast.
> Then I felt his cock grow in me and felt my insides expand with his cum. It felt hot in me and he collapsed on top of my chest.
> He started trying to kiss me but it freaked me out and I pushed him off of me.
> I rolled over and was very confused and ashamed but I could still feel his cum filled deep inside me and I just wanted to keep it there. I felt so good filled up.
> I asked where his bathroom was and I ran in there and started to clean all my cum off of me and the lube off of me.
> I felt a bit of his cum leak out but I didn't want to let it go yet so I put on my clothes and confronted him in the living room. told him how fucked up he was and that even though I came I did not want this and that I would never do it again.
> I demanded he take me home right away. I didn't even give him a chance to clean my cum off of him and we left.

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>>677438940
You're a fucking champ dude

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>be partying with friend
>she 21 i'm 43
>in my place drink beers and whisky
>she starts to rub herself through her yoga pants
>tell her "I can help you with that"
>she says "come here then"
>dive in and her pussy is perfect
>she goes down on me
>then starts yelling out "chris chris"
>don't think much of it because it her boyfriends name
>then says "chris come here"
>was my roommates name
>roommate joins in
>fuck her for a hour or more
>then my buddy nick comes over
>he married and hates her
>he joins in
took turns fucking her all night

>>677447974
You're far too old to be on /b/ fuck off

>>677447974
>now bang every time we see each other
>he nice pussy getting wrecked

>>677447587
I never did anything with him again and it was hard to work with him. the job only lasted for two more months anyway. I felt ashamed and depressed for weeks about this until it finally blew over in my mind. year later I hooked up with a guy I met online and had him fill my ass up again. i still hate kissing and dont like the feel of a mans face (except lips around my cock). I fucked one guy and and came in him and that was actually pretty good. Most of the time I have a girlfriend but I still have the need every once in awhile to get fillled with cum like that first time. The funny thing is it is never as good as that first time.

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>Be me, 20
>Going out to club with gf for friend's birthday
>We both get smashed so we cab back to hers and sleep there
>We wake up and decide to fuck
>Starts out the usual, we go down on each other and it begins
>A few minutes into doggy she says "Babe... Try putting it in my ass"
>mfw
>I lube up a bit (already wet from her pussy) and slide it in slowly
>Holy fuck, the tightness
>Initially I can tell she's kinda hurting but I keep going
>She gets used to it and I can tell she's into it
>Get a bit faster
>She tells me to go harder
>Progressively get harder until I'm pounding her sweet little ass like I'm about to strike oil
>Blew such a huge load that I almost physically felt my balls and prostate go hollow
>We cuddled after and I bought that bitch breakfast. She earned it.

Some of you guys are legends. My hats off to you.

>>677437470
then her pimp slit your throat.

>>677435201
it can take months before HIV shows up in the test. Get yo ass tested again. Ain't none of us wanna catch aids from your dirty holes.

>>677448169
her boyfriend hates me but she says "we're just friends" to him lol

>>677441399
Sounds like it was damp af

>>677436461
When was this OP recently? Worried at all about diseases?

Was this Amsterdam where the whores get tested all the time?

met 17yo virgin on Tinder.
She wanted me to take her virginity without a condom, so it feels right. She said she would take Plan B pill next day.
Shit felt good man

>>677433053
Fucked my girlfriend in her mom's bed. her dad who was out of town called her to say "hi" for father's day so I kept going. Busted one of the biggest nuts I've ever had inside her and made a mess on the bed

>>677448502

my roommate sen't him pic's of him and nick banging her

>>677433659
>Victory

>>677445695
Jesus christ that ending made me spit my coffee anon

>>677446699
>>677447359
femanon im guessing?

>>677449560
Yes~ :3 How did you know?

>>677449721
Whip them titties out and time stamp

>>677449213
lol my bad

>>677449721
That wasn't me lol, and i just new haha, i guess were alike haha

>>677437470
Haha, how do you sleep at night?

>>677449721
Btw i now have the urge to talk to you :3 (:

>>677449798
In a relationship sorry~ I don't care.
>>677449986
Nice guess then :)
>>677450042
Sure~

>>677439508
Damn, she's hot and I want to make a baby with her.

>>677450334
Do you have kik or something? I could screenshot for proof

>>677450700
I don't have kik. Anything else?

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>Traveling for business.

> Hit a slightly chubby cutie on tinder.

>Comes back to my hotel and we fuck like rabbits, she's talking slow, really slow and calling me daddy.

>didn't realize because I was in heat


>mfw I realized I fucked an autistic chick

>>677450874
Uhhh send me an email with a screenshot to this: [email protected]

>>677447359
>cute story
>literally rape

>>677451146
I don't care it's cute he started enjoying it fuck off
>>677451058
How about snapchat?

>>677450883
You know, some autistic people act fairly normally. In some cases it's not very apparent.

>>677451221
Uhh yeah sure its @jon00005 (rip my notifications)

>>677442517

Nope. In a vanilla one right now, and it's boring as fuck. She indicated she was interested in kink...but when it came down to it, she really wasn't.

If you can, hold out for a kinky partner. Or at least level set with whomever you're dating your expectations...or you'll be disappointed.

>>677451408
Hey, Jon

>>677436461
Great job of framing yourself for murder you sick fucking Necrophile

>>677451408
pls hold~

>>677451408
>>677451642
>>677451826

hey, ive just been lurking really lol

>>677441399
Wow did you try making her feel more comfortable? Sound awkward as fuck

>>677436739
Post them

>>677433053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZu7_z7SDEQ

alex-justice hit her up and ask for nudes.

alex-justice hit her up on snapchat and ask for nudes.

>>677441776
How old was the kid?
>not getting the kid to put some fingers in your ass
>do you even foreplay?

>>677452055
sent

>>677433053
Going down on girl and find a corn kernel in her pussy. Kinda drunk, think I might be confused. Go back down and find a piece of potato. Still, must be too drunk. Go down again and find a piece of chicken in her pussy. Ask her if she's sick. She replies "No, but the last guy was".

>>677442265

Sorry for the delay, had someone come over.

Anyway, after being fucked and sucking off every cock and being covered in cum on my face, back, ass, and legs, they focused their attention on taking pics of me with my birthday present. That also meant they were drinking again, and both my Domme and the drunk women thought it would be funny to take pics with various things in my ass. Hell, at one point, they put the connector of the mouse into my ass and took a pic with the mouse on the floor being plugged into my ass. :-|

Then, they put the ball gag back in, and my Domme went upstairs and came back down saying that it's time for cake. So naturally the cake is on my back, they light the candles, sing happy birthday, and then she says something like "you're too tired from blowing everyone to blow out the candles", and proceeds to put them out on my ass instead, one by one.

Then it's fun with food time, where cake that wasn't eaten is smashed in my face and ass. Someone then mentioned that their dog liked cake, which started a whole line of discussion about whether or not I'd fuck a dog, and my Domme quickly putting an end to it (she was a pet lover).

Someone (my Domme presumably) then grabbed my cage and pulled me up to lead me to the walk-in shower. She then told me to sit, started the water on cold and told me to get in. After making fun of the shower being too cold, she asked if I wanted a warm shower instead, and I nodded yes. Big mistake, as she then shoved me to the floor of the shower and asked if anyone needed to piss. I don't know how many people pissed on me, but it was quite a few, and some were women since they squatted over my face and guys were cheering them on. My Domme then closed the door and left me in there covered in piss, cum, cake, and ruined makeup while being cuffed, gagged, in chastity, and blindfolded for what felt like hours.

>>677453146
She then laughed about it, turned the shower on, took off the cuffs, gag, and cage, and we took a shower together that was one of the most fucked up, yet tender moments of my life.

Yup. No dinosaur, no Rick Rolling. Just a fucked up subDomme relationship from a while ago encapsulated into two events.

Here's one:

>regularly banging a slut while a mate fucked her housemate
>5/10 at best. Tits and ass not commensurate with volume of gut
>think she was keen and asked loads of questions whenever I was round
>asking about my housemates
>becomes clear one of my mates has also been through her, but I don't let on that I know
>make my excuses with a plan to check with my mate if it's the same girl
>it was. I knew because of a few things she said that reminded me of a story he told me
>he got a freebie from a prostitute
>all becomes clear: the squalor they lived in, the in jokes between the two girls, the skill she had in the bedroom...
>not going to be hasty, I'll do my background checks though, and bin her if it's the same girl
>housemate away for a few days, can't keep ignoring her texts
>type out a text: "alright mate, this is fairly important. Are you 100% certain that Becky you fucked was a whore?"
>fucking send it her by mistake
>AH CHRIST
>she replies kicking off
>turns out she did work in a brothel "but only on reception".
>do more digging and it's likely to be true
>another mate tells me he's been to a brothel before and known the receptionists to turn tricks too
>blag her into another fuck, ghost her, and go get my dick swabbed.

>>677436726
> You guys want another fucked up story?

No thanks. Your first one was boring with no payoff.

>>677434275
I have regretibly done that a couple of times when I was in my younger years. I took photos but deleted after a few people I knew got busted. Always destroy the evidence.

>>677451607

Yep, thought that might be the case. Oh well.

>>677438903
Don't die on us with this good story OP. thx
Moar plz

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>go over to sister's apartment for party
>Her friends are playing truth or dare
>dare us to kiss
>we peck on the lips
>after the party I stay behind to help clean up
>sis "that wasn't so bad anon"
>I agreed
>she takes my hand and we walk to the living room
>we kiss then make out on the couch
>diamonds
>hands go all over her body
>she's in really good shape and her body feels incredible
>Her breathing gets shorter and she's getting really horny
>she takes my hand and puts it over her pussy
>I unzip her jeans and pull them down
>rub her pussy over her panties
>can feel moistness through the panties
>I move them aside and finger her
>rub her nipples through her shirt
>she's not wearing a bra
>she cums and her body shakes
>she takes my pants off and jacks me off onto her panties
>huge orgasm and load
>we kiss more and then she goes and cleans herself up
>I go home
>now we've recently been sending one another snaps to masturbate to
Pics related

>>677455431
naked pics, anon. show us that tight little bod.

>>677455431
god dam anon!!! im so fucking jealous! shes the hottest fucking thing ive ever seen!

>>677452785
Kek

God I miss being young and doing this

>>677455431
God damn anon

>>677456884
/thread

>>677435883
This was too fucked-up, even for /b/. Something a bit more light-hearted please.

>>677436726

Your story could have been told in 5 lines

>go to bar
>meet older chick. She's a bit weird
>we go to her place and fuck
>turns out she was married
>I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face

>>677442680
What this guy said. It's fairly easy.
Hell, I managed to fuck 2 of my coworkers after telling them a month prior that I called this other chick the wrong name in bed. Shit was so cash.

>>677443516
what kind of country do you leave on where you must know the name of every girl you fuck?

>>677457786

Guy fucks a married woman and that's too much?