Xplain plz my google is broken

do you smoke weed

Are you a nigger?

>>677430724
It's an island not far from England, it is a kingdom and has had a war in the 50 years of its existence.

>>677430819
No, all white.

>>677430525
Only the Prince of Sealand livers there you lying faggot

>>677430871
Thanks Pal

how's the internet there?

>>677430970
It has a population of 30 you retard.
Look it up.

you are seaman fag

>>677431050
Good, we have our own wifi station.

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>>677430525
How did you like the visit from Snoop Dogg?

I assume the population is predominantly hippies. Does it smell?

Do you grow hydroponic weed/veggies?

Can i move there?

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>>677431333
Not really.
Some people here are extreamly rich, others are from all corners of the globe, a few Germans, a few Italians, a few French.
It doesn't smell, apart from the sea of course.

>>677430525
is that a cannon on the end?

>>677431357
We have a farm that grows fruit and veg.
We get our tobacco from England.

Do you get bored out there?

>>677431524
Yes.
It's from the original fort from ww2.
We have our own military, of 10 armed guards.

>>677430525
Any proof?

Why do people live there? how do you get a citizenship?

>>677431649
Don't have a camera.

>>677431698
I don't even know that.
It can only hold 300 people.

>>677431720
Everyone has a camera in their pocket.

>>677430525
It looks tiny! What do you do for fun there?

>>677431762
Well.. i didn't ask how many people it can hold. Nigga don't know shit.

>>677430525
What'ch got going on in the sealand, you guys making meth in there or just pcp?

>>677430525
Is the entire deck buildings/rooms or only the green roofed part?
Are the legs hollow/used for anything like storage?

>>677431830
Football.

>>677430525
>sealand
Like sea world with a twist?
Buncha fat humans in captivity that the rest of us can watch and make do tricks?

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>>677431720
No pics mean that it didn't happen
>sage

Can you fish off the side?

>>677430525
Is it fun?

Do you ever feel isolated?

How badly does your connection suck?
Hiring any artillery officers?

How do 300 people fit in there?

>>677431899
At this point in time we are creating a military, we allready had a security force of about 15 people, now due to increase in population, we are beginning to create a small task force, if you will.

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>>677432132
Forgot pic.

>>677432132
30

>>677432132
They don't. That thing can barely support 30.

>>677432132
It has many floors.

>>677432152
Neat, now does that whole thing go underwater to living quarters under the sea or is it just that little space up on top?

>>677430525
I almost got this too, wasted my money on a piece of the moon instead.

can you Post on /pol/ and link here the thread? I need your flag

>>677431962
igotitigotitigotitigotit....*splish*

>>677432237
You said it could hold 300, are they supposed to camp out on deck?

>>677432301
I don't think /pol/ even has our flag...

>>677431500
Are there any slavs by some chance?

>>677430525
Why is your website so shit?
Why even post pictures of your slobbery?
Do any of you know how to clean/organise?
Can you not afford paint so you're shithole might look like less of a shithole?

>>677432365
Try it pls

How can I visit?

>>677432152
Mr seaman demon why do you need a military? Also how easy is it to get some sealander pussy?

>>677430525

How's your web connection?

Do you have an army?

>>677430525
How can I make my own micronation?

>>677430525

Have muslims and niggers infested your country yet?

>>677430525
I need your flag OP. post in /int/ or /pol/ and link the thread here

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>>677432342
Google you lazy faggots...

OP, what's the advantage of living there and not, ya know, somewhere more conventional?

>>677432575
This

>>677432581
i can poo into the sea of course

My uncle used to run most of the western hemisphere for Sealand... ages ago.

Still waiting to hear if you can fish off the side or not

>>677432581
Low tax.
0 percent chance of not getting a job.
Good pay.
People think your a god.

>>677432785
Yep.
Every once in a while we fish.

It must be the most incestuous country in the world. How many of you are faggots?

>>677432915
30

>>677430525
is there a mosque?

>>677433000
Trips don't lie

>>677433113
We have a church.

>>677430525
>>677430525
>>677430525
We need pictures of the inside
pls op?

If I purchase some land there and get a knighthood, what's the highest rank of nobility I can get?

>>677432833
So, you can 'purchase' territory along with a title supposedly. Does that ensure a bunk er something?

>>677432169
God damn your life fucking sucks. That looks like a pile of shot on a rusty platter. You look like the saddest place on earth.

>>677433275
You can get promoted to the fag of york. A very prestigious title in the gay community.

>>677432833
Who even pays you?
And what do you eat?

>>677433692
We have our own currency the sealand dollar
I get payed by the business owner of my fishing job

>>677433172
I smell intolerance

>>677433814
What can you do with your money?
And can you change it to other currencies?

>>677433814
>own currency
>nothing to earn it with
>nothing to spend it with
you do realize they're just scam coins for collectors laughing at your idiocy?

>>677434211
>What can you do with your money?
look at it and admire it
>And can you change it to other currencies?
yeah pretty much. there are collectors that want them so we get real money from it.

>>677433814
>We have our own currency the sealand dollar
top kek. so you are stuck there forever?

>>677432480

http://www.amazon.com/How-Start-Your-Own-Country/dp/1581605242/

>>677434672
Ty

>>677430525
Do you save your cum in jars ?

>>677430525
I can be The Duke Of The toilet in tour country?

>>677430525
Where is the original King of seal and now?

How do I become part of the micro nation?
Seriously interested.

>>677430871
>island
Apparently education in Sealand is lacking

>>677435342
Are you white?

>>677435640

im Arab

>>677435640
White, yes. From the US

>>677435158
I meant sealand >>677435733
>>677435158

>>677431500
>>677431616

You know it only fit 5, right?`

>>677431500

Would give it to Lucy Lawless.

>>677432169
what is this garbage, how do 30 people cram into a fucking portable on sticks

>>677432386
i agree with this anon, you call yourselves a nation...fucking army of 10 guards are you shitting me, what the grandparents or some shit? founding fathers im assuming.... god damn how do you expect any sort of respect... for fucks sake the whale wards people are living better than you. your all bad and you should feel bad

>>677434238
if there just scam coins, and he sells them to collectors...wouldnt he be the one laughing?
you fucking faggot

>>677431975
Protip.. This isn't a sage worthy thread newfag.

>>677435781

cheeky reply
deny them entry, Sealanders

Is there electrictity all the time?

>>677434142
Kill yourself

>>677433000
fucking kek't

Its not an officially recognized country, its just some pointless micro nation made by some guy to be famous.

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>not being a lord

fucking peasants

>>677436651
So what kind of people do you accept?

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>>677430525
Can you rate me ok?