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If Vladimir Putin had a trumpet he would be Vladimir Tootin
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If Vladimir Putin had a trumpet he would be Vladimir Tootin
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If Vladimir Putin was cheering at a sports game he would be Vladimir Rootin
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>>677429030
No, he'd still be Vladimir Putin. You dont change your identity depending on what you have
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If Vladimir Putin was grabbing supplies from stores after a natural disaster he would be Vladimir Lootin
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If Vladimir Putin was a cuck he would be Vladimir Mootin.
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If Vladimir Putin was a server admin he would be Vladimir Bootin
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If vladimir putin was rocking some sweet ass boots he would be vladimir bootin
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If Vladimir Putin wasn't a fag he would be Vladimir Contribootin.
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>>677429030
If Vladmir Putin was a heroin addict he'd be called Vladmir Shootin
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If Vladimir Putin had been a crazy Siberian peasant monk who was influential in the court of Tsar Nicolas II, he would be Vladimir Rasputin
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If Vladimir Putin is Vladimir Putin then OP is a faggot.
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If Vladimir Putin was a feminazi he'd be Vladimir No-Glueten
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If Vladimir Putin was stocking shelves he would be... oh, wait...
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>>677429624
Damn son.
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>>677429030
If Vladmir Putin was a Nigga stealing shit he'd be Vladmir Lootin
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>>677429030
If Vladimir Putin would be younger he would be Ladimir Putin
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>>677429846
If he died from getting shot from the cops hed be Vladmir Dindu-Nuffin
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If Vladimir had to hack vladimir would brute in
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If Vladimir Putin was black he'd be a nigger.
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If Vladimir putin was an amphibious reptile he'd Vladimir Newtin
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If vladimir played an instument hed be vladimir flootin
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>>677429999

quads don't lie.
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If vladimir got stuck in BIOS vladmir would boot in
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If Vladimir Putin had some cheese and crackers he'd be Putin on the Ritz
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If vladimir was on the toilet hed be vladimir poopin
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If Vladimir Putin was Canadian he'd be Vladimir Poutine
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>>677429999
Witnessed
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If Vladimir Lenin was OP he'd be a fag.
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>>677429999
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>>677429030
When Vladimir Putin is sitting on the toilet he is Vladimir Pooping
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>>677430531
1.2/10
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>>677430611
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>>677430708
Dank meme bro. You got him
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If Vladimir Putin was in an argument, he'd be Vladimir Disputin.
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If Vladimir Putin made shady alliances he'd be Vladimir In-Cahootin.
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If Vladimir Putin visited /g/ he may be Vladimir Computin.
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He would be Donald Trump.
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If Vladimir Putin was a tailor he'd be Vladimir Suitin.
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If Vladimir Putin was a chef he'd be Vladimir Pudding
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If Vladimir Putin inserted things in his rectum he'd be Vladimir Put-it-in.
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this is the most hilarious thing i ever found on /b
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If Vladimir Putin were a French whore he'd be Vladimir Putain.
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If Vladimir Putin were a 1337 h4xx0r he'd be Vladimir Rootin.
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If Vladimir Putin were a peninsula he may be Vladimir Yucatan.
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If Vladimir Putin was a Londoner, he'd be Vladimir Tooting
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If Vladimir Putin authored the founding principles of his nation he'd be Vladimir Constitutin.
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>>677429030
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If Vladimir Putin was taking a shit he'd be called Vladimir Poopin.
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If Vladimir Putin were committed to a nuthouse he'd be Vladimir Institutin.
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>>677429205
You do if it's a hotdog or a bun
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If Vladimir Putin was making ramen he'd be Vladimir cooking
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If Vladimir Putin was a dog with worms in his ass he'd be Vladimir Scootin.
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>>677432333

Checked those fugging trips of three

If Vladimir Putin was collaborating with other governments in secret he'd be Vladimir Cahootin
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>>677429030
If Vladimir Putin was asked by his doctor to collect a stool sample and keep it in a secure metal container, he would be Vladimir Poo Tin.
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If Vladimir Putin was a 90s gamer he'd be Vladimir Wootin'
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If Vladimir Putin was a group of rappers he'd be Vladimir Wu-Tang.
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If Vladimir Putin was a whore he'd be Vladimir Slootin.
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If Vladimir Putin did squats he'd be Vladimir Glutin.
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>>677434477
heh
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If Vladimir Putin were a potato he'd be Vladimir Au Graten.
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If Vladimir Putin were an owl he'd be Vladimir Hootin'
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If Vladimir Putin played an instrument he might be Vladimir Lutin.
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>>677435599
or Vladimir Flutin.
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When Vladimir Putin was a child he was Vladimir Scootin'
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When he's skydiving off a mountan with his bought friends he is Vladimir Suiting
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If Vladimir Putin was a boat he might be Vladimir Pontoon.
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If Vladimir Putin was a master at mathematics and science he be Vladimir Newton
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>>677432174
Agreed. Also. If vladamir was John Wayne he would be vladamir root n toot in.
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If Vladimir Putin invades your tailor he'll be Clad-in-your Suit-in.
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Meeting up Angela and her european friends he becomes Vladimir Disputing
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What if vladimir WAS putin?
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If Vladimir Putin broke into my house he'd better be Glad-im-not Shootin.
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If Vladimir Putin was accused of stealing Crimea he would be Vladimir Refuting
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>>677436573
>if
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If Vladimir Putin finds some haters and protestors he gets the ice cold Vladimir Executing
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>>677432754
Nice
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If Vladimir Putin was from NYC and made urban niggra music he would be Vladimir Wu-Tang
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When the last vodka was too much he's like Vladimir Puking
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>>677432933
If he was crazy in the nuthouse he'd be Mad-in-your Institution.
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If Vladimir Putin made products widely available to consumers in different markets he'd be Vladamir Distrubitin
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If Vladimir Putin were a cobbler he'd be Paddin-your Bootin.
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Stepping out of the car right into a puddle of russian mud he is Vladimir with one foot in
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If Vladimir Putin shoved a baseball bat up your ass he'd be Battin-your Poopin.
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>>677432544
You Just didnt get it
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>>677429030
If Vladimir Putin was Indian, he'd be Vladimir Pootin.
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Out in a crowded moscow park with his dog after a long night inside Vladimir's gonna watch out for a poop bin
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>>677437584
If dat nigga was you he'd be Vladimir Fruitin.
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If Vladimir Putin was in a YLYL thread he'd be Bananamir Fruitin
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>>677438131
nice hivemind /b/ro
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If Vladimir Putin drove an SUV he'd be Vladimir Ute'n.

If dat nigga lost his voice he'd be Vladimir Mutin.

If dat nigga was a puppy he might be Vladimir Cute-in.

If dat nigga lived in Montana he'd be Vladimir Butte-in.

If dat nigga go for a swim he'd be Vladimir Poolin.
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If Vladimir Putin went to high school in the U.S. he would be Vladimir Shootin'
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If his wife made him dessert he'd be Eatin-her Puddin.
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If he was your military commander he might be Glad-that-youre Salutin.
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If Vladimir was a whore he'd be Prostitutin.
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If Vladimir was drinking imported vodka he'd be Absolutin.
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If he and his kid shot their own reflections he'd be a dad mirror shootin
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If He was a lawyer he'd be Standin-there Prosecutin.
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When Vladimir explored his first tits he was diligently tooting.
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Getting bored again on one of his several private flights he sometimes tries parachuting
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When Greenpeace called they said "You're bad in your pollutin."
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>>677429999
My nigga...
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>>677429999
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>>677429999
>>677441000
if quads were commented by trips you can point up right and salute him
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>>677441498
If you had dubs then you would be Vladimir Downgradetutin.
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