Pussy

>>677428919
My eyes

a child

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The Top 24 rated slices of pizza in the states, and a two liter of Dr Pepper. Preferably while watching a compilation of my favorite comedians.

A McRib. Shit's gonna take years to find, enough time to escape.

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>>677429438
Nice. A non cancerous reply. Well done anon.

Fried green tomatoes
Sweet corn on the cob drenched in butter
Home made mash potato's with white pepper gravy
A pound of fried bluegill
Berry cobbler with ice cream
And a 12 pack of pbr with a pack of cowboy killers

>>677429075
>>677429285
lolz...

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>>677429285
>>677429075
A pregnant chick could provide both.

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A bunch of Benzos
A bunch of sleeping pills ( basically benzos as well )
a fifth of vodka
and a double cheeseburger with a diet coke i am on a diet.

I'd have a full English breakfast, preferably with lower quality sausages, and soggy toast. To drink, I'd like a lukewarm cup of "yorkshire" tea.

This is what I was raised on.

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>>677430155
No that was a cancerous reply, this is /b/ nigger

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>>677430995

100,000 polar bears. I'm sure there aren't that many left, so they would have to set up a breeding program for them and basically farm them. This will take a long time.

>>677430995
You my /b/ro think outside the box. Also are you writing that from prison?

>>677430995
>>677431214
samefag

>>677431108
In the states they won't give you alcohol or medication for your final meal. Not even a cigarette.

>>677431214
>>677430995
samefaging hard

>>677431324
nope and im not fucking proving it, i am

>>677431214
by the way

lulz u lose faggot boy

>>677428919
4 grilled cheese sandwiches
a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
roasted duck in grape sauce
a jug of chocolate milk
fresh pumpkin pie with whipped cream

>>677431384
its not ylyl you fucking samefaging retard

Twenty pounds of plastic explosive. Pull that switch, faggot.

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>>677431340
then a double cheeseburger and a small diet coke im on a fucking diet i said that already.

Three big cheese pizzas from pizza hut and the next best soft drink.
I'll die like i lived.

>>677428919
-Blueberry Pancakes with REAL maple syrup
-3 scrambled eggs with cheese
-Bacon & Sausage Links
-3 warm chocolate chip cookies
-2 Mountain Dew Cans

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>>677431425
did i make you laugh? i wasn't trying to make you laugh, faggot boy

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>>677430995
I posted this.
>>677431214
Not this.

>fried potatoes
>pork
>couple roasted eggs.
>a few slices of white bread
>washed all it down with a cup of coffee.

i will have a big mac chicken stuffed into a whopper and a glass to cola mixed with Pepsi

>>677431144
Was just in London a few days ago, I had this at one place I went. Damn shit's torture.

>>677428919
mom's spaghetti

>>677431517
nice bait
no one on earth would be this stupid

>>677428919
i read that in Texas they're going to get rid of "last meal" and just give you what the other inmates get for dinner on that day.

i'd want
>a t-bone steak so i can stab the guard and escape of course.

Sonic onion rings , animal fries from in and out, a patty melt from Red robin. A squeeze burger from squeeze in and finally a freckled lemonade from pretty much anywhere. I would die happy as fuck.

>>677428919

one popcorn jelly belly

>>677431692
Ok Girrard.

-Bacon cheese burger
-fries
-ice cream
-m&ms
-chocolate milk
-cookies

Pretty much as much junk food as possible.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_J._Grasso
>Less than an hour before he died, he issued his fourth and final statement, "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."

>>677431730
Satan incarnate

>>677431655
>calls out bait
>is the bait

A bowl of chicken soup from this Mexican restaurant in my hometown, chili colorado, rice, beans, and a can of Dr. Pepper

>>677431804
Gerard Butler in "Law Obiding Citizen"

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>>677431850
this is new levels of retard

>>677431936
Tortillas? Corn or flour. I can't eat chili Colorado without them...

Chips.

>>677431944
I knew I fucking misspelled that shit. FUCK.

All the Taco Bell I can have and re-fried beans. I'm gonna die with a BANG!

>>677431463
You are gonna be dead soon why do you care about dieting so much

a pound of runes and a gallon of milk. I want to coat the place in shit.

>>677428919
a whole blue whale, hide inside it and hopefully they will give up looking.

>>677432182
He's got 72 virgins to fuck...

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>>677428919
Honestly, pic aside, I'd like to taste whale meat from Japan. Always wondered what aquatic mamals tasted like. I'd also have 75 grams beef jerky, a bar of dark chocolate and a glass of full cream milk. If allowed I'd like a beer or a low alcohol beer and a cigarette

Any kind of unstable explosives that will be triggered by electrical current.

Anne Hathaway's ass

>>677432315
Tastes like chicken. All kidding aside, I've eaten seal and it it truly fucking horrible.

>>677432234
>pound of runes
Are you a fucking wizard?

12 large cheese pizzas with halal ingredients that are given out to Syrian refugees while the /pol/fags watch.

A cake with a file baked into it

>>677431585
It takes some getting used to, but eventually you'll learn to love it.

Slimy, yet satisfying

>>677432026
in all honesty how old are you? im calling 15 max.

>>677432451
In that case I'll switch it for a steak and chips with tomato sauce

>>677432652
And how would you like your steak, dead man walking?

>>677432609
He's 14 obviously.

>>677431692
They already did. Reason was because some fag ordered a shitload of food then as soon as it arrived said he wasn't hungry, presumably just to be a dick.

Although I'm not sure what this proves since the dude got the needle so it really punished the future inmates who had nothing to do with that guy.

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the blood and body of christ

>>677433309
Wise choice my sinning friend. The gates shall open before you...

an endless all you can eat bouffe

A penis for I am a gay man and I enjoy penis yum yum says I to the sight of a penis.

>Requests peanuts
>Eats peanuts
>Dies of peanut allergy.

Fuck you I die on my own terms.

>>677433594
Cocksuckers would probably save you so they could kill you. Bastards.

>>677433255
Meh.
The reality is, even in texas, to get the death penalty you need to REALLY fuck some shit up.
The last meal was implemented in a time when anything above petty theft get you executed, so presumably a considerable amount of people getting executed were decent people who fucked up once or twice.
NOW, if you're on death row... you raped 5000 kids or killed a couple families in their sleep, then laughed about in court. So, I really don't give a fuck if they don't get their meal. They should be living off of brussel sprout paste in a 6 X 3 concrete cell.

A chocolate bar shaped exactly like the prison key and made of metal not chocolate

>>677433939
and then they take you out of your cell, and make you eat it

>>677433785
A guy in Colorado is on Death Row and he shot up 4 people and badly injured in a Chuck-E-Cheese another back in the 90's

Not trying to justify his crime in anyway but the death penalty is pretty harsh for that

>>677433785
If they choose nothing, in most places, they get steak, eggs, hashed Browns, toast ,milk and coffee I really don't understand why we still do this today. You're right they have fucked yo bad and should die starving.

>>677434050
Poop it out later

>>677428919
>Indian
>Mexican
>4L of orange juice
I want the people who kill me to smell me for a month

>>677431340

So they give you a final meal but not an after dinner cigarette? Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.

>>677434021
>>677429285 see this post, latefag.

>>677432960
Just fried in butter I guess. Medium but not rare. Lots of steak seasoning on the chips and steak. That's just to fill my stomach though. The beef jerky, beer (non alcoholic if it has to be) and cigarette would be my real treat while I chill. Then scoff the chocolate and milk right before my death. I'd be happy for that I reckon. Try to think of nothing and just die after that

>>677434167
You won't get a later, you're on death row. Congratulations, you just ate a key for no reason.

Filet, Cooked Medium Rare,
2 Lobster Tails,
Mushroom Risotto,
Chocolate Soufflé

>>677431448
I kekd

>>677428919
Taco Palenque
>Inb4 Mexican

>half a watermelon
>half a watermelon
>glue

A humans liver with Favra beans and a good Chianti.

A submachine gun. They'll never see it coming.

>>677434311
Would you like a little truffle oil on the risotto good sir?

>>677434144
A better punishment would be get a special meal request, deliver it then right before inmate is about to eat, pull it away. Then give the needle.

>>677434701
I'd prefer freshly shaved Black Truffle, thank you. And some Caviar on a Mother of Pearl spoon.

>>677434757
I like where your head is at. I say let a cooperating member of the victims family savor it in front of them as a kicker...

>>677434838
We only have Beluga. I hope that will suffice?

>>677435083
That would be adequate, good sir.

>>677435218
Very good. We will also have a beautiful Napa valley Syrah to accompany the meal. I do hope 95' is to your liking..

>>677435619
get a room, fags

A massive medium-rare steak with a loaded baked potato. Salad with ranch dressing. Cup of baked mac and cheese. A tray of pot brownies.

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>>677428919
A strong bottle of rum. .

Surströmming a bottle of vodka and a cigar.
I Will scare the guards away with the smell of death and use my makeshift molotov cocktail if i have to.

>>677436703
I'm gonna die anyway so why not try to escape?

>>677428919
dicks

>>677435824
Don't spoil my fun, nigger.

>>677428919
Shepard's pie
Mashed potatoes
Sweet tea
For dessert, a carrot cake (all of my favorite foods). Then in the background probably either david bowie or butthole surfers playing.

>>677428919
Just a salad for me I'm on a diet.

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>>677436957
>Chick Fil A spicy chicken biscuit.

The shitty chef they'll get would probably fuck any other food up, but the glorious Chick Fil A chicken biscuit will always be delicious.

>>677437107
Kek

>>677437107
Care to elaborate?

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Mac and cheese and some steak fingers and all the mash potatoes and gravy you can give me with a gallon of lemonade

>>677437350
I'm very dedicated to my diet.

>>677437497
Nah! I mean what kind of salad? This OP likes replies with imagination.

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>>677437615
Just a normal salad some cucumbers and tomatoes. No dressing.

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>>677437615
And a chocolate milk on the side. Hey i'm gonna leave this here make sure nothing happens to it.

>>677431144
>"yorkshire" tea

Avocado salad with a miso vinegarette.
Kale and shrimp tempura with mango chutney.
Poached salmon with beurre blanc.
Molten Chocolate cake for dessert.

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>>677438579
My nigga. Tits for you.

>>677431244
Only need two bears.

Soup of 100 000 eggs blended with semen.

DRINK UP

>>677439121
Blended with the semen of the two bears?

>>677432234
>>677439301
One female bear for eggs
One male bear for semen
You then have 100 000 Potential polar bears. I dont see what is so hard to grasp

>>677431144
Beat me to it