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I found this shoved up my vagina its been there a few days could this damage my bladder or give me an infection? could it also be why i haven't been able to pee
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>>677425490


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>>677425490
youre pretty keen on anatomy, eh?
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Bait check your image name
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>>677425490
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>>677425490
you had a stone in your vagina?
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>>677425752
yes
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>>677425796

Is it blood quartz?
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>>677425490
C'mon OP you know Ithe rules
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>>677425836
rose quartz
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>>677425766
you mean kek
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>>677425876
what does kek mean?
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>>677425870
webm of you putting it back in pls
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>>677425870
How do you suppose it got there?
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>>677425490

Stop confusing your asshole with a vagina, faggot!
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>>677425913
new fag
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>>677425943
i dont know how to do webm
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As an owner of a vagina myself, how the fuck can you or any other cunt have shit in there for days?

Like this stone?! Or bitches that forget thy have a tampon in or ram.another one up there....and get toxic shock and fucking have to get their leg cut off...

Your disgusting cavernous birth hole is foul.


Do anal more often and kegels. Keep it tight, keep it right.

Nasty bitch.
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>>677425991
kinda I discovered 4chan last year
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>>677426068
welcome, please use kek instead of the hated term "lol" from now on
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>>677426062
actually its because my vagina is so tight that it gets stuck. how do we forget tampons? um are you serious when something is jammed after a time you lose sensation
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OH MY GOD NO WAY SISTER! I found this in my vagina last week! NO WONDER I COULDN'T PEE! Wow, the odd things that get stuck in vaginas, am i right?
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>>677426167
jesus christ shut up faggot you're just as bad.
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>>677426209
pics with timestamp for proof
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>>677426383
ah jesus
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how do you find something alien inside you?
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>>677426167
It's Zozzle now. Get with the program.
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>>677426209
That shit is way too sensitive if you're "tight", I call bullshit on your loose coot.
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>>677425992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk
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>>677426383
Goddamnit, I knew I lost my Spaghetti somewehere.
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>>677426611
my stomach hurt for a few days and i was wondering why it was hard to pee
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>>677426167

lol dis newfag thinks he runs the place

AY NEWFAG
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>>677426209
The few times I've used tampons I've felt every inch of that cotton pony in me at all times, how the fuck can that not be felt unless your hole is a gaping hallway.
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>>677426626
Also use your own video to make the webm.
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>>677426209
Medfag here. It was probabally causing obstruction to the urethra. Not a big concern though. It's neutral mineral so you not gonna get damage to your vag walls.
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>>677426807
Smooth warm stone is not irritating to the pussy like a dry cotton sponge. Could be missed.
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>>677426807
actually i felt tampons but I forget the stone inside me what the hell
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why was it in there in the first place?
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>>677427003
THIS
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>>677426813
you can damage your vag walls?
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>>677427003
This sounds stupid but I thought the healing energies of the stone would help some hippy shit,
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>>677426807
stop jamming them into your urethra anon
plz
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>>677427003
this!
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>>677425490
That's actually pretty valuable, save it OP. You see a little known fact about vaginas is that they are sometimes called clams, not just because of their resemblance to the mollusk but also because they share an important feature with each other.

You see like the clam, the vagina will coat foreign irritants with a sort of spit, that solidifies and makes the irritant smothered over time by layering it in the hardened spit. You my lady friend have just made a vagina pearl. Keep it close, they are very rare.
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it wasnt meant to stay there. lol
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>>677427275
top kek
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>>677427169
What are you twelve? Of course you can fuck up your vaginal walls. Any sort of trauma to any part of your body can happen from external force or from an unnatural object such as that rock there.
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>>677427275
treat it like smeagles precious
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>>677427275
topkek!
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>>677427275
haha my vag pearl!!!
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>>677427381
so my mother wasnt lying when she said you can damage your vagina...
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>>677427169
No, I have a nice 7" cock, I do natural damage(stretch) walls. But yes, the v is a delicate and some toys or untrimmed nails can cause bad wounds. Or abrasive cotton can dry and irritate the pussy.
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I seriously thought because babies come out that there pretty heavy duty lol
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>>677427247
Just a sensitive and tight coot anon, I can see where I shove tampons into. Thanks.
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>>677427568
Omg I hope my vag forgives me!
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there is so many tits with timestamp to post in this thread yet there is none, abandon ship
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>>677427244
Try actual dildo shaped stones next time than for your hippy healing kink girl, damn. It's just crazy to me that you forget what you cram up there Jesus fucking Christ it's not an external pocket.
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>>677427512
Yeah it's like your skin. You can cut or otherwise damage your skin then have it get infected and whatnot.
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>>677426167
It's zoz, you are the newfag. OP is like a newnewfag compared to you.
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>>677425974
Kek
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>>677425490
someone tell this mofo the rules... tzzzz
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>>677427568
>I do natural damage walls
>I'm a doctor
Do you go to Word Salad U?
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>>677428112
I give no grammar fucks. Not a doctor, but work with em.
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>>677427650
I could give it my dick and tell you if it's good or not when I'm done.
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>>677427650
Our coots are resilient and self healing you'll be alright girl. Also I think healing stones are supposed to be massaged over the area externally just fyi. Have you ever been to a gynecologist? Seems like you need some cooter care 101 and not from btards.
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>>677428791
Some btsrds tonight know more than the avg OB/gyn. But if you don't have a Gyn, Get one.
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>>677429096
I agree and the lot of you so far know more than op does about her own coot.
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>>677429422
Was a first assist w a leading oncology gyn. And a plastic surgeon. Implants, and labua repair day in day out. Nothin made me happier. Take a stretched busted pussy and make it great again!
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>>677427244
not only does it sound stupid it is stupid
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>>677429594
God speed anon, how marvelous.

I always thought my inner labias were too small, I barely grasp them when I pinch it with my finger tips. Well, rather that than beefy curtains.
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>>677425490
vaginas, like oysters and other bivalves, will make pearls like in your pic if irritants like sand or silt get trapped in them. Its a vagina pearl. They are sought after for jewelry and natural ones are worth a lot of money.
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