>>677421876

(scratches himself)

>>677421876

>weird smell in the room
c'mon guys who farted?

>>677421876
(picks nose, wipes under chair, realizes where he is, hopes nobody saw him)

>>677421876
Browses /b/ on phone.

Downloads memes

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>>677422269
*spreads ass cheeks and shits on your face*

crosses legs looks at watch

>>677421876
Doesn't look at the one okay looking chick on the other side of the room and thinks endlessly about whether she finds me attractive or not and what her asshole looks like.

>>677422456
(tries to glance at this guy's phone, subtly, hoping he's looking at some decent porn)

>>677421876
*sneezes VERY FUCKING LOUDLY scaring everyone in the room*

>>677421876
"So... Why are you here, guys?"

>>677421876
::scratches beard::

>>677422746
::jumps a little, slightly startled::

>>677421876
*farts*

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>>677422538
Uploads memes.

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can you rate me while we wait ok?

>>677422762
"I was told that was confidential, dude"

Tries to watch househunters international on the waiting room tv but cant hear it over the music playing over the pa system.

*over speaker*

Mr. Davis you may come in

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THERES A BOMB IN THE ROOM PRAISE ALLAH

*masturbates with jacket on lap*

Could you fill this out?

DASHAWN SIT YO ASS DOWN BEFORE I SMACK THE NIGGA OUT OF YOU! DA FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT CRACKA?!

>>677422832
Scared ya?

>waits on next loli thread

*Attempts to conceal raging boner*

Finds a good porn thread and goes into the unisex bathroom to masturbate.

Opens phone, checks 4chan

>>677422889
coming

this thread just shows are shit b is. newfags ruined this shit years ago

>sageinallfields

>>677422875
It looks like your lips are birds trying to fly away.

>pretends to read may 2014 people magazine
>really looks at girls boobz

(jams pinky finger in ear, looks at it, nods appreciatively, moves to other pinky finger and places in opposite ear)

Jerks off behind one of you with a camera and cums on you without your knowledge

>>677422762
Knee operation. *cries because no legs*

*Mr.Gray will see you now*

>>677422762
Avoids eye contact with this balding jewish man.

>>677422969
::looks at you as though this is hte first time he's heard a human being speak aloud in weeks::

>>677422913
That bomb is not going to do much as >>677422546 is sitting on it

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>>677423091
>>677422875
Is this better ok?

>>677422762
Free hats man didn't you see the sign

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watches clock

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>>677423079
says sage in all fields, doesnt sage, MFW

>>677423079
This is a cancer ward after all, sir.

>>677422947
:Throws a piece of fried chicken at the nigger hoping to calm him down:

>>677423154
*Excuse me, but you have kept saying that for the past hour now*

>>677423323
Nigga throw me a wang.

>>677423109
person i came on turns their head and sees me behind them and looks creeped out

nigger

wakes up, startled, clearly not sure where he is

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>>677423079
No, your shit ruined this shit years ago

>Anti-sage in all fields.

>>677423079
why? because no one posted cp already?

>>677423483
son of a...is that come on me?>>677423458

>>677423544
Checks your dubs. Yep thats cum.

>>677423636
motherfucke-third time this week! I seriously need to stop dozing off in waiting rooms

>>677423445
:grabs the chinese man sitting near him and throws him at the enraged nigger praying to god his name is actually Wang:

PA: THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE WILL BE CLOSING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

>>677423746
Have they called Mr. Gray yet? has anybody heard?

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Alright guys i've got the noose, now you get the niggers.

>>677421876
K op.
What are we waiting for if i may ask?

>>677423915
Mr. Gray is kill

*Cough*
Can i have that magasine anon?

>>677423991
Theres niggers and jews here so its def0 handouts.>>677423190>>677422947

>>677423991
I'm waiting for them to call Mr. Gray... and hoping the guy at the counter has a tissue to wipe this jizz off... seriously, this shit is getting old

>>677423544
not just any cum waiting room cum

No chair. Fuck . gotta stand

MY NUMBER IS "F36" AND THEY JUST CALLED "Vanilla Tango Slice" DOES THAT COME BEFORE OR AFTER F?! FUCK YOU DMV

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"Watch my coco while I'm off to the toilet, please"

*cellphone ringing*
HELLO WHO IS THIS

>>677424118
sure, it's a little sticky, though... apparently... mother fu... 3 times in 1 week? why?

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>>677422538
Browsing Vietnamese maymay website known as 4chin

>>677424204
No prob. Sticks finger in coco.

>>677421876

>unwrap my harzer käse for lunch

>>677424204
::throws magazine and hits cocoa, knocking it over::

well, shit...

>>677424124
Oh, fuck.
Thanks for the heads up.

>>677424191
lmao. this was my response when i went to a big city dmv.

>>677424307
Yo nigga lemme get a nibble on dat cheese.

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*Sucks my own toe

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>>677424286
The fuck you think you doin, dead man.

><*[Waits for end of shift because I have 2 hours left anyway]*>

>>677424425
Nice vente cinci

>>677424439
well, that escala
((wipes back of neck, realizes cum is now on hand))
son of a...

>>677424233
You can keep it anon.
Already fapped 5 minutes ago.

>>677424618
fuck it, it's on the floor with the spilled cocoa now.
((shakes hand to get cum off, some splashes in the cocoa))

>>677424388
Nice double ochos

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>>677424425
Nine nine

>>677424231
WHY DO YOU FUCKING SCREAM!
*coughs*

>masterbate in a tolet
>old lady walls in
>i tell her to shhhh
>she tells me ain't no party like a pewdiepie party
>i kill er
>i tell er nothin personel kid
>I sleep tihgt

Anybody wanna hold my balls while i jerk off?

>>677424831
dude, I only have 1 bar in here, so I get it. ((about to wipe cum off hand on to pants, thinks better of it, continues to look for a place to wipe cum))

>>677424978
Wait... son of a,,, are you the fucking bastard who keeps cumming on my neck?!

EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! THIS IS A STICKUP! PUT THE MONEY IN THE GODDAMN BAG!

>>677425091
No, i'm his brother.

>>677421876
Next please

>>677425106
*throws money out of window and puts myself in the bag*
>I say then "Iam worth more than that 10 million$ I just throwen"

>>677425106
Eat shit, faggot!

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>>677422913

>>677425106
((stands up abruptly)) HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE!! I GOT BUSINESS WITH THIS FAGGOT >677424978 FIRST!

>>677425310
Fuck yeah, just in time.

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>>677423079
>hey guys i'm an autistic newfag trying to fit in!
>b
shut up, /b/ is meant to be bad

>>677425143
oh ya? I'm fucking then where is he?! huh?!

>>677425106
Its me very tut mit leid but ich speek nicht engrish.
*painfully long wet fart*

Kann me see the Doktor jetzt?

Babe babe babe oooohhh Iam like babe babe babe oooohhh thought u put in a shitpost

>>677425449
Look behind you.

>>677425482
Go back to mexico, nigger!

>>677425532
u look behind u
>pants shits

>>677425482
dude, this is the social security offi... oh JESUS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! ::covers nose with shirt collar::

>>677425585
well... admittedly... this is awkward.

PA: none of you have been approved to donate your semen. It is not wanted. Please vacate the premesis.

https://soundcloud.com/roaar/waiting-theme

>>677425650
>>677425710
>>677425578
>>677425527
>>677425396
>>677425209
>>677425149
>>677425106
>>677424944
>>677424831
>>677424536
>>677424439
>>677424368
>>677424231
>>677424204
>>677424191
>>677424118
Drunkenly thinks he needs to go to the DMV wasted more often

How often do u wait for something anons?

>>677425650
Oh got the falsche Tür then, my bad.
*looks in bag of money*

Sorry I niemals tip

*leaves*

>>677425963
I been waiting for this thread to get good for almost 45 minutes

>>677425963
How often do your wait for something? Do your wanner fight ME faget?

Hello, I have Tourette syndrome.

NIGGERS!