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>>677417293
MURICA!!
>>677417293
Already lost, he fuckin hits her with thte cart
>>677417293
She's sickening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>677417075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEBy4ECGbvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEtRo23m06g
>>677420718
i don't get it.
>>677420648
Now that mother fucker is rawhide!
>>677420850
I guess you could say his costume was a little heavy handed.
>>677420872
learn2 hieroglyphics
>>677421047
Wow I don't know you but that is NOT okay
>>677421160
i can't
>>677420872
Assume that the scribe made a typo and has had to carve several glyphs to indicate he wanted to spell 'you're' instead of 'your'.
but I agree it's not the funniest thing I've seen today.
>>677420872
Are you retarded
>>677421047
Wow. No. This is horribly offensive and awful. What in the hell were you thinking???
>>677421233
Tits or GTFO hon
>>677420773
You got me...
>>677420872
kek shut the fuck up
>>677421375
The jews did 911
>>677421266
Is that chuck norris
>>677421563
its bruce kek /b/ro
>>677420718
Fuckin lost kek
>>677420648
Post original
>>677420872
I don't either. Is the text supposed to be the translation of the egypt words, or is it calling out a typo in the egypt word? Or some other thing i don't even know.
Seen these a while back, but Canadian PSA's are the funniest shit I've seen from Canada in a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tevkM-vPqLY
>>677420718
As okay as it may work on the typo in stone sense, no. If you like Cracked.com they had a great article once. The Egyptians did not write down their vowels, so we have no idea how to pronounce these words for real. The Cracked.com made a reference to a joke in a Stargate movie about that.
>>677421563
No, it's PC principal
>>677421496
this is glorious
>>677422424
Fucking kek
>>677422047
Typo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHa2y-pKD8
always get a giggle out of this one :^)
>>677422591
Coptic is the nearest language we can find to ancient Egyptian
>>677422591
Cracked is a pro-faggot, pro-nigger, pro-muslim piece of crap site.
>>677422265
Are her underwear... crusty between her legs?
>>677417293
How did she get in?
>>677422977
Look it up for yourself and make your call.
>>677423076
i don't even want to think about that.
>>677423136
freight entrance
>>677417293
Ramming speed captain.
>>677420325
Holy shit, everyone in this video should be put to sleep, including the cameraman.
Literally what is wrong with the world.
Dont know why i lost to this fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>677421581
lost
even muslims know their religion and way of life is terrible
>>677423198
Since I saw an article claiming muslims invented fire, agriculture, the wheel, faster-than-light travel etc etc, I won't return, sorry. I'll stick to academic sources like E Wallis Budge if I want to study Egyptology.
>>677417075
Mods r gay
>>677423356
Really? I'm very interested in their culture but I'm agnostic
>>677422375
That sounds like a wonderful place where everyone is polite and friendly
>>677423356
yeah. it really is.
>>677423292
What a shit situation. Someone decided to enter their whale of a daughter and if the pageant didn't award her, they'd look like assholes. Fuck I hate people, but I hate patents of fat kids even more.
>>677423456
my bad.
i was testing my ban, thought i was on pol
>mods r still gay tho
>>677423494
There culture is to oppress women, stone gays for being gay, rape young boys and to fuck goats, and when they're done they'll blow everything up.
>>677423566
It's not all bad. Has some advantages.
>>677423494
Great culture if you like rape
>>677421525
pls no bully
i am glad I don't have kids...
>>677423621
Its funny because he is dead
>>677423494
By interested do you mean "want to follow their religion" or interested in the same way a person is interested in a train wreck?
If the latter, you're an idiot. Islam is a dirty religion founded by a devil
>>677423534
yeah the people there are great but they're about as dumb as nigger.
A Texan grabbed my shoulder in a restaurant almost on the verge of tears and faced me towards a giant pair of bull horns on the wall. he starts tearin up and says "would you look at that".
he continued to stand there for a good 3 minutes after i walked away just staring at those damn horns.
>>677423076
Does it look like it can take them off by itself?
>>677424040
>former
>>677423118
aaand u failed
>>677423292
Why the fuck do people try to make these people feel good about themselves. They are the most disgusting vile examples of a living a life of sloth possible.
>>677423800
lost
>>677424000
He's clearly autistic or has some autistic spectrum disorder.
>>677423634
What is bad about opress women and stone gay's?
Also I don't believe that about rape young boys I mean that's gay and they hate gays
>>677423012
Although not as drastic, on the night princess diana died, I was fooling around with a friend that was staying over. It has been the only time in my life I've done gay stuff. I didn't enjoy the taste of cum in my mouth but anal wasn't that bad. Married with kids now and through my life I've never understood why not very many women like it up the arse.
>>677424040
I know their religion, I know 6 religions and 3 alphabets including their
>>677421432
lost
>>677424000
>one was a poor child afflicted with a crushing mental disability
>the other was a fat kid hitting himself
>>677424201
No, it is a thing(raping boys) they had to separate the boys in the refugee centres here in Europe. They were being raped and forced into prostitution in the camps.
>>677423800
>Just Do It
>>677422697
you can buy one on j-list
>>677424201
Mohammed was a gay himself, when the fancy took him - this haddith relates how he sucked off his grandson:
Hadith Number 16245, Volume Title: “The Sayings of the Syrians,” Chapter Title: “Hadith of Mu’awiya Ibn Abu Sufyan”:
“I saw the prophet – pbuh – sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the
prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)
He (the Prophet) lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his (little) penis..”
روى أنه صلى الله عليه و سلم قبل زبيبة الحسن أو الحسين
He (the prophet) kissed the (little) penis of al Hassan or al Husein
رأيت النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
He (the prophet) put Husein’s legs apart and kissed his (little) penis
Another Hadith. Majma al-Zawa’id, Ali ibn Abu Bakr al-Haythami, 299/9 مجمع الزوائد لعلي بن أبى بكر الهيثمي
رأيت رسول الله صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
رواه الطبراني و إسناده حسن
translated into English: “I saw the Messenger of Allah pbuh putting Husein’s legs apart and kissing his (little) penis.”
>>677423566
haha wtf
>>677423776
great pic if you're an ant
>>677424465
Finally a educated post about Islam.
Do you read jihadwatch.org?
>>677421603
Lost
>>677417293
Man the harpoons!
>>677420773
Damn wtf how
>>677423588
tell me about it. Always someone with a tard kid or something else wants to show "see? they are normal" and enter them in beauty pageants or such.
I remember reading about some retard that was elected homecoming queen. I am sure the other girls with the fake smiles were thinking "FUCK YOU".
>>677424131
I don't know. it pisses me off. If you have a kid with downs or some other handicap quit trying to pretend the kid is "just like everyone else."
I mean look at this homecoming queen with CP.
>>677424595
Not been there in a while, I like Pam Gellers' site though.
>>677424180
He does. This is from his documentary on autism called 'Extreme Love: Autism'.
>>677423611
"A rose by any other name is still a rose" - William Spearshake
>>677417075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7i4Ys3ACzE
Life is Meaningless
>>677424542
blizzard got a complaint from some fatty Social Justice crybully saying essentially "my daughter wouldn't like to see this pixel of a hot chicks ass" so they apologized and fixed it and said it wouldn't happen again.
Blizzard is cucked.
>>677424686
I got one that is even better. Look at this retard couple. homecoming king and queen.
>>677424851
shit, i wasnt expecting a repost. th-thank you?
>>677422424
Fuckin kek
>>677420648
he is making fun of people that try to copy japan.
(Otakus)
>>677425048
>>No Laptop
Opinion discarded
>>677424686
>>677424982
here is another downy queen
>>677423697
shit I saw that when I was in japan. fucking awesome.
>>677420731
That was quite the corny joke.
>>677424000
That's what you get for being pro-life. Also, checked.
>>677424098
sorry I meant to say former in the first post, you're an idiot, but even I wouldn't hope that you go to that literal satanic religion. Please reconsider your life
>chromoshomecoming queen
>>677423292
lost, just through a fucking curtain over the fatty next time
>>677424982
That's fucking retarded. Fuckin world today. Overweight retard couple.....lets make ourselves feel better an' make em homecoming couple. Lol. Meanwhile Muslims are flooding in and trying to change the way we live. Force sharia law on us. Let's make America great again! VOTE TRUMP!
>>677424806
Why is the mom white in this family? Hollywood really are cucklords. And no one on earth likes black women
>>677424982
can you imagine being in the court?
When I was in hs the king and queen and court were the best looking athletes and cheerleaders.
Glad I didn't have to deal with that shit.
kek
>>677421581
josie ftw
>>677425247
fuck sake
see>>677424982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFONe31Mq7s
idk but i laugh every fucking time
>>677423248
Man the new chevrolet emblem sucks
>>677423136
she probably has just stolen a bunch of things, rich people and fat people do this, they feel they are entitled to free shit
>>677424851
Fucking Earthquakes. Now i know how they work!
>>677423236
kek
>>677425301
the future is going to suck donkey dicks
>>677424000
The only cure for this is a ritual sacrifice of this tard to the Elder Gods. Only then will they be able to have non liberal children.
>>677420872
here's a clue: the joke isn't funny.
>>677425562
5 minutes later...
>>677421375
you know you're on 4chan right?
>>677421375
If you were a woman, I'd punch you in the eye with my giant fist.
>>677425522
underrated post
>>677420648
>Hobbies: BBQ sauce
Kek
>>677423076
wow you are all fucking dumb.... THEY RIPPED!
>>677423118
I gotcha
>>677423118
I lost
>>677424465
So.... Maybe he was bi?
>>677425997
kek
>>677423697
amazing
lost.
>>677421047
CARLOS!!
>>677423292
this is a special needs pageant, it's not amazing she won, i am sure whoever else in the pageant is in a line off camera to come and receive the winning prize
>>677426151
kek
>filename
>>677425997
you want to watch the world burn, don't you
>>677425479
LMFAO they did not just fall for that
This is one of the least funny YLYL threads I've ever seen.
>>677420648
Every time I see this I think this guy is cool as fuck
>>677420850
does of fuckley
>>677425479
Almost fucking lost it.
>>677423702
also easy to hide being a homosexual muslim, one of you just wears the burka hijab thing
>>677426145
fucking hell man, i'm groovin!!!!!!!!
>>677426407
Same. I'm bailing after I finish fucking this dolphin
>>677424826
Lost to this.
>>677424321
Don't kangaroos hop with both feet? How would shackles slow them down?
>>677425702
>>677426407
THENKS FOR YUR COMTRIBUTON ANANYMOUS
>>677417293
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>677424000
pretty sad doco, she is sad that one day she will have to give up her son to a institution because eventually he will be big enough boy to kill her if he has a tantrum. He propper beats her too when he can, the on the floor thing is a relaxation method taught to her by doctors.
>>677420773
This fucking picture always gets me
>>677425997
Got me
>>677426522
11% Danger Zone
>>677421691
Jesus, do whales not actually comprehend how heavy they are or what? Do they think all that fat is like helium?
>>677426061
Is this the Gmail's April fools thing ?
I heard people lost their jobs because of it. How dumb are gmail managers ?
>>677424826
Are you fucking kidding?
"What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet"
>>677424000
Last user on myspace
>>677426151
she has pooped out
all the basketballs.
poop
>>677423914
no bully pls
>>677427198
Fucking fat shits
>>677424465
I don't know who translated those but their Arabic sucks
>>677420872
Yeah the "joke" is pretty dumb
>>677427096
>William Spearshake
>>677425377
That's Christian Bale, right?
>>677427308
I was told it is a haddith acknowledged by either the Sunni or Shia (I forget which) but is denied by other sects of islam.
I'd want to forget about that one if I was muslim, just like the one about drinking camel piss.
>>677417293
How the fuck did she get in?
>>677423588
So you hate your parents I guess?
>>677427093
> How dumb are gmail managers ?
Slightly less dumb than the people who are incapable of pressing the right button.
>>677423292
Anna Hamkins
>>677424465
you won
>>677424465
Thanks
>>677426589
kek
>>677421581
Lol "the West". Is that a new country or something, you ignorant Muslim fuck.
>>677421581
>Educated
LOST!
>>677427425
you classy dog you
>>677422424
Heard it in my head
>>677428222
that jokes a little rocky
>>677422674
is that..... a skivvy shirt I spy
>>677420648
i want the yankeeboos to leave!
>>677427939
(can't wake up)
>>677425918
The mighty Jingles
>>677423893
Don't get it
>>677426527
it's a sex thing.
>>677421432
>feelsgoodman.gif
>>677426517
lol i need more of this
>>677428640
EU immigrant crisis
>>677421581
Sorry to have to point it out but it really pissed me off...The first picture, when it started with buildings on the "islamic" side...THAT'S THE FUCKING TAJ MAHAL IN MUMBAY, INDIA FFS
The Islam posts. Fucking kek
>>677427537
Hadith are not to be trusted.
It isnt't something written down, but being passed on mouth to mouth through time so it has changed through time.
There are lots of Hadith that are false, but some people cant think and assume they are true.
>>677428842
Builder was a muzzie, India wasn't a 'hindu' state until 1947.
>>677428222
>>677428484
both of you leave, don't come back
>>677424982
ok serious question time /b/
why are retards always so fat?
>>677420648
What a fucking freeaboo
>>677429007
I am aware of the penalty of altering islamic texts - death. Those haddiths stand, IMHO.
Muslims themselves are not to be trusted, though. Takiyyah anyone?
>>677428842
Yes, it is in India. And it's a muslim tomb. Those are minarets around it.
>>677428110
What's this supposed to be?
>>677428758
Thats fucking terrifying
>>677426517
that rabbit is buffed
>>677429342
Look at the reflection in the lens - it's Bill Murray. Someone asked him to sign their forehead. He did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs
>>677417293
murica
>>677423210
i assure you that even people without learning disabilities enjoy it
>>677424982
Thought blacks couldn't get the downs
>>677418326
He tried to help
>>677425479
Lost
>>677429952
Do you even NFL?
>>677420648
Ken sama
>>677429952
There are a lot of retarded blacks, you just live around different people.
>>677427864
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>>677422591
>if you like Cracked.com
top kek
