New Zealand Thread.Lets get in here for the Sunday bants. how was everyone's weekend?
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New Zealand Thread.
Lets get in here for the Sunday bants. how was everyone's weekend?
Was just coming to create a thread.
Dark so early now, why do we have to do daylight saving?
>>677409624
as per usual, full of self loathing and boredom. Atleast its back to work tomorrow, should take the mind off of it.
had to drop out of uni. Neet, miserable. End me
>chch reporting in
Wew been waiting for this.
Had a good night last night at a drum and bass gig. Some good sets, lots of drunken slags. Some dude took some pinga's and had a honk outside with a bouncer. Meat wagon came for someone else. All in all a good night.
>>677409872
>>677409887
Nice to be among friends.
>>677409624
>Christchurch
How are we this evening fam
>>677409985
fuck that spaghetti looks good
>>677409887
What happened?
>>677409825
sweet timing bruh. ikr its freaking me out.
>>677409985
fukkn ae that sounds sick man jelly
>>677410241
Wellington
Good fam, real good. fucked off the weekend is over and i swear to god i can hear a mozzie in my room
>>677410327
ran out of motivation and bombed
Howdy cunts
Hon Hon.
>>677409887
What happened dude?
Hello, boys!
>>677410424
Why not just have a wee holiday instead of going full retard and dropping out?
>>677410422
>checked
>Wellington
aye, weekend is a few days too short.
crank the mortein. eradicate the mozzie
>>677409624
Getting cucked having to premake meals for gf while she browses gayddit.
>>677410993
Oh what the fuck am I doing?
>>677410883
welly represent all the way
where you bruv
>>677410883
also just got the bastard
>>677411044
Tell her you'll sell her the next dank meme where she can post it to reddit for front page karma, as long as she cooks all future meals of course.
>>677411245
>Dia
Not sure if baited or not sure i was referencing you replying to me...
>>677411386
huh no i just got the mozzie lol
Dunedin birthday anon here, Nova was dank af. 10/10 will go again. ill get the hare next time.
>>677411557
god damn that looks good, i had a packet of chips for dinner tonight.
Where can I get weed in Lower Hutt?
>>677411557
That's a strange looking caramel slice?
Central Auckland reporting. Great weekend for me!
Dunners reporting, bruh
What's everyone doing?
Sidenote; attend the chat, yeah?
>>677409624
are we early or am i late
>>677411924
Chat is slowing building up
Hows the day been fam
hv work tomorrow :( Never thought i'd say this but Fucking miss uni life in Dunners.
>>677411924
link me in tea pot boy
>>677412041
Yes
>>677412175
u can literally google tinychat nz and itll be the first result lol
>>677412272
bit of both you say
Considering switching to canterbury uni next semester, what are the halls of residence like? any UC here
>>677412088
It is, slowly! Still early days
It's been good, relaxing after slight hangover this morning.
You?
>>677412175
I'm not tea pot boy, mate
Get to know your regulars mayn
>>677412301
link me in tea pot boy
>>677412175
http //tinychat com /nzcam
http //tinychat com /nzcam
http //tinychat com /nzcam
http //tinychat com /nzcam
>>677411557
said it once, i'll say it again seeing as how no one else has
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER
>>677412531
thank you good sir
>>677412432
>677412088
its been pretty good. Slow sunday as always
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GF? do i just approach random girls and ask them out somewhere
>>677412743
>Chloroform
Any of you fullas had dental work done in Thailand? I know I have 2 root canals needed, 3 crowns and maybe a handful of fillings.
Thinking about getting them done in Thailand and then spending a few days after smashing my other pearly whites into some A class slags there?
>>677412743
Tell us more:
Age, weight, height, general look, race and then interests.
Tell us your fears and if your intro/extro...
I'm 18, white, at uni, introverted
>>677412743
Be confident. Strike up a conversation, find common interests, talk about that, get number, call her, date her, GF her.
>>677412970
This is useful information.
>>677413083
Click numbers to reply to a post. Why you so new?
>>677412743
get 20k, go to a former soviet union country/state or wtf. buy one.
Or probably try some Asia country if that is your tastes.
>>677411789
Roast pork belly with smocked ham hock, cabbage and cress broth. Here my desert, chocolate mousse in dark chocolate cone with honeycomb and vanilla sauce
>>677412538
ty baby
>>677413083
If you're at uni, you can easily find someone, just requires you to break a few barriers and get out more.
Find some mates, go out to gigs and concerts, join clubs/sports type places and your bound to find someone.
You might not have a long term go with a club slut but you'll get laid.
You might find you have better luck with tinder/online dating tbh if your really shy or have non "standard" interests like yarns and bbq with the lads, rugby and all that stereotypical bs most guys are into these days.
>>677413253
Dont hate on him.. Embrace the /b/ro
depressed hamilton reporting in
evening folks
>>677413433
Not hating. I am teaching.
>>677413371
Ugh bet that cost an arm and a leg..... fucking utensils are fucked, typical highly used/over priced restaurant.
>>677413518
Evening fam
>>677412671
That's good, Sunday's always slow days
>>677411270
She doesn't cook well. I'd settle for a blowjob but it's but long term so that is a rare treat
>>677413923
Hey, on the bright side its only 265 days till your christmas BJ
Dunners reporting.
Threads are getting earlier and earlier still!
>>677411557
Happy birthday, mate.
>>677411924
Ain't doing nothing, lad. What's up with you?
>>677412175
Tea pot MAN.
>>677413549
$33 for the main, $12 for dessert. wasnt bad imo. Service was absolutely excellent and mostly smoking hot male waiters.
>>677414133
Daylight savings has done it.
>>677414133
Just the chat, is all! Nothing else doing eh
>>677414212
Nah, mate. We out here tonight. We out here every night of late.
>>677414333
Just the chat and those sick trips, mate!
Going out tonight or you got an early start?
>>677414762
You know it!
Nah, no class tomorrow, not going out though, quiet night I'm thinking
What's your plans?
>>677414885
Oh, word. Fair cop though.
Nah, dunno. I'm keen to go out 'cause it's been a while but I'm pretty fucked, no sleep.
No plans, just play it as it happens.
>>677414939
Mate. You want to post S-Tuner shit? We can post S-Tuner shit
>>677415282
i only got a couple s tuner shit. good way to waste a few mins here n there.
>>677415511
>few mins
Hours, mate. Days. Life.
>dunners
Why is idbro even gone?
>>677415829
yeah i try not to get fancy. that requires effort i dun have.
>>677415893
he's in my bed right now sorry.
>>677415893
Becasue 4chan is blocked in Taiwan
>>677411812
Got to have a hoon on that chubby chick?
>>677415850
Holy fuck, that is golden. And it's not even a turbo RB...
>>677415934
Yeah, I went all out once or twice. Pic related.
auckland cbd blotters hmu 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
>>677416509
Tell me more, they LSD or 2cib or whatever?
>>677416287
Sure did. Several times. Got to chill with my boy between the roots too. Was a really good weekend.
>Christchurch
Here as always
>>677416646
25i friend, 100ug doses
anyone know if this guy is legit? >>677416509
>>677417113
Yeah dude he sold me all of the drugs one time
>>677415893
why would he come back?
>>677417113
what proof are you after? sold some last night, dunno if the dudes are on but.
>>677409887
time to be an hero
>>677416910
>25i
Ah, thought so "N-Bomb".
Some mates took this and said it fucked them up something wicked.
>tfw want to trip so bad
>can't find proper mushies anywhere
>>677411557
the esplanade shits all over nova.
>>677416333
them trips, that design. do want.
>>677417306
timestamp pics of 25i
kaity b nudes, someones gotta have em
>>677417568
happy now mum
>>677417521
The Esplanade is just shit since the new owners got a hold of it. Literally 0/10.
>>677417545
I love the idea of dropping car bodies on trophy truck chassis and the like. Off-road passenger cars in general, fuck.
>deal with it active spoiler,gif
>>677417521
>esplanade
a bit far away from me
Any Wellyfags out there wanna get high together?
>>677418247
how can it be far away? everywhere in dunedin is within a ten minute drive
>>677418194
>for you
>>677418401
>drive
yeah nah
woopwoop!
>>677418175
shet
how much?
>>677418439
when the weather in dunners is this shit, you drive
>>677418411
Made my evening. Cheers, mate.
>>677412743
Have you tried rape?
>>677418546
I dont have a license, no car
>>677418513
i posted the email for a reason...
>>677418589
what are you, 12?
>>677418589
ask your mummy to drive you.
>>677418622
not sending an email with my address, none of the temporary emails let you send them, only receive and yahoo wants a phone number to make an account
>>677419487
www.throwawaymail.com
>>677419487
>>677419799
yea that or gmail, it asks you for phone, but you dont actually have to enter it..
>>677417113
He is legit. Got tabs off him last night. Quick and easy and the tabs are strong af.
>>677420259
N-Bomb
>>677418622
check your email m8
>>677417113
he's legit. bought some tabs off him, and did them right then and there. they were fucking strong, so i was out for a few hours. it must've been good stuff though because i was shitting blood the next day. my anus is still tingling.
>>677418021
More
>>677420630
Mate what you do on them and with whom is non of my concern.
>>677420828
is anal bleeding not supposed to happen after taking tabs? the guy assured me it was a normal side effect
>>677421014
I'm sure its normal for your saturday night out on the clubs :^)
>>677411924
did you enjoy your mcdonalds last night, lol @ seeing you
Cheeky bump.
What are you lot up to this evening? Anything or nothing?
>>677421442
We're talking shit in the chat.
>>677421434
My Maccas was choice! Thanks for asking
I did see you in the Brimmy too hahah
>>677421590
Me too, mate. Just seeing where else the wild happenings are at tonight.
>>677421622
o fuk thats embarassing, that place is for bogans but they have the better music.
Enyone know MissAlice_94 details?
>>677421881
Hahah, so right
The amount of post-40 year old woman that hit on you is concerning too
Are you in the chat?
>>677421913
Yes. She has IP blocked New Zealand.
>>677421913
stalker alert
>>677422445
My name is Sam not Stalker.
https://www.instagram.com/unclebaxta/ hes a sik cunt
>>677422116
yeah me and dungirl got stuck in the toilets cos some 40yr old sluts were havin a fight.
Yeah i am now.
>>677422445
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>677423166
The amount of people that try fight in Brimmy is crazy
tfw only go to Brimstone because my mate lost his ID, has to whip out birth certificate, only club to let him in
Sweet!
>>677409624
where is new flag? bro
the black one was nice.
you should have selected that
"Bro, my mums just in the next room, lol".
>>677423666
Devil trips. GG.
>>677423666
>>677423511
>>677423211
>>677423111
>>677423066
christ i'm on a fucking roll tonight
>>677423794
6's and 1's huh? maybe i should go buy a lotto ticket
Hayden or Tee, are you on tonight?
Not dedicated to the shitposting tonight, mate. Sorry.
Arrowtown reporting in!
>>677424052
suit yourself mayn
>>677412416
I'm UC, went to Uni Hall and had mates in most others. If you're still around i'll help with any questions
Just started at AU, any auckland fags here tonight
>>677424475
ye boi
>>677424520
What are you studying?
>>677424616
Pussy lol.
>>677424616
majoring in engineering. writing my paper on melting steel beams with dank memes. Its a little shakey but im sure it'll take off.
>>677424616
major in drinking, and a minor in procrastination
>>677424906
nah, double major
>>677424906
>>677424995
Always good to have goals
Georgia campbell nudes anyone? :P
>>677409624
someone have that brooke kendrick vid
>>677425374
Georgia campbell? I'm feeling out of the loop
>>677409624
Moved a mate's shit and slept a bunch. So all round quite good.
>>677425514
what's in the vid?
>>677418343
:'(
tfw no weed in northland.
any palmy?
Bump?
>>677426988
you need a bump bro? we can share a line.
To be honest, I'm only here for the nudes.
>>677427157
nudes don't come here any more. All the nudesfags died of cancer.
My GF fucked a nigger while i was abroad on ice hockey
>>677427527
im sorry bruv, don't worry though, i was gentle.
>>677418343
My offer still stands, I have weed
>>677427527
It's all good. That just means she doesn't love you and you don't satisfy her.
>>677427527
bitches.
did u have a good trip playin hockey? where aboots did you go aye?
>>677409624
fucking newfags cant even make thread properly. NZ Thread. dumb cunt
>>677428291
Cause it matters so much!
Kys fgt
>>677428431
>kys
thinking about killing myself. life is so shit right now
>>677428850
Have a drink.
>>677428850
stream it
>>677428882
>>677428911
>two kinds of people
Don't kill yourself. Hamilton sucks but you can always move away
>>677428882
just makes it worse
>>677428911
no
>>677428732
>kys
>>677429135
why's life so shit anon?
Where the dunedin nudes at?
>>677429777
what satisfaction do you get from nudes? Like the internets full of porn, why do you need amateur local shit
hi friends <3
no boyfriend :/
>>677429777
Trips? Get the man some shitty Dunedin nudes that have been posted a million times, pronto!
>>677429876
Have you tried not being gay? Way more straight women than gay men.
>>677429876
its a trap!
>>677430187
Id love too anon, but I have no attraction to woman
>>677430248
plz NO
>>677409624
>Christchurch
>22
>male
>LAF
wahna fux?
>>677430316
why is gay porn in shitty gif form instead of the superior webm?
>Dunedin
>21
>male
>RFB
dtf kuntz?
>>677431054
believe me, my collections of homosexual webms is vast
>>677431297
ruined his blanket
>>677431681
naughty boy ;)
>>677432066
You expect him to still be alive?
>>677431297
then post it, I dont have any
>>677432200
plz no
>>677432268
thats a funny looking rex
>>677432324
>better looking
>>677432200
you should try >>>/gif/
>>677432324
It make a dull car nearly perfect looks wise.
sup bros, having a bit of a dry spell atm, might get back in to it next weekend. What do the Auckland girls like these days, more specifically the white North Shore bitches. my bantz is pretty fucked nowadays
>>677432125
ya never know broo
>>677432629
Faircall fam..
Keep ya hopes alive
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING FLAG
>>677432917
>>677432841
>>677432618
>>677432510
who even saves this shit onto their computer, and thanks for reaching the bump limit with this crap RIP nzg sunday night thread
any Welly homies tryna blaze/ anyone have a acid hookup
>>677433292
Yea i know a guy bro. But he is sketch af, apparently he goes by the name of Sam Dunne
>>677433292
i have a auckland one :^)
>>677433522
idk him but nigga just tryna trippy
>>677433292
>>677433553
Keen for a road trip
>>677432617
Big dicks and money.
>>677433676
haha that would be fun.
>>677433676
ur call, im happy to throw in extras for big dealios
>>677433817
Fuck I've got a small dick and a disappointing amount of money for a night in town. Reckon they'll still be keen?
>>677434397
No. Unless you want to fuck an ugly or fat chick. They tend to care more about personality and will usually pay for everything.
>>677433676
you got a car?
Been clean off weed and psychedelics for a while now. Is it still dry af for weed? Also anyone out picking mushies yet?
>>677435441
yea weed may aswell be extinct unless you 'got a guy'. I've seen mushies around, not many though
>>677429126
nah mayn, thats not me. i'm depressed (was) but i'm not suicidal
Should raid the SOC thread
>>23583702
>>677435605
Aight I don't like smoking during the semester anyway, and it's my last one so I don't wanna fuck it up. In a few months though I just wanna smoke and catch up some tv. Been too long.
>>677437180
guess the stars aligned for you then hey, in some sadistic way
>>677436816
reported. gl on peel.
Christchurch here I come.
Better not have any fucking earthquakes while I'm down there.
>>677437457
swip de pusi mang
>>677437400
Was that even English?
>>677437766
Grow up. Use real words. You're a big boy now.
>>677437850
pls no
hello from Hyrule friends
>>677438469
I bet you have a dick.
