>>677404382
not that wack shit

>>677404382
Water.

>>677404382
semen

Your mom's pussy juice.

>>677404382
Red moscato only the finest migga

Finishing up a bottle of Sailor Jerry

>need new rum recommendations pls

>>677404382
coffee actually. enjoy your drink my good sir

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this sheeit.

It was on special at my local gas station for 8 bucks the 6er.

bredy gud

>>677404382
Korean soju

>>677404382
fuck outta here pussy azz cracka hennessy is wack

>>677404899
>broke nigga alert

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>>677404835
this

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>>677404382
Some black cherry Ronny D here.

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>>677404382

Definitely not that nigger juice

>>677405053
>50 year old rum

Oh look. It's oak, oak, oak, and oh some more oak.

>>677405053
>implying I can find this anywhere in town
The only stuff I see is Bacardi, Sailor Jerry, Captain Morgan, sometimes Admiral Nelson, and Kraken. I've only ever really had Sailor Jerry and Captain Morgan.

>>677405208
filthy peasant, you don't drink ridiculously expensive alcohol for the taste, you drink it to feel like the world biggest douchelord wiener-whacker

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Redneck piece of white trash

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Been taking swigs straight ftomvthe bottle, and chasing with blue gaotrorddae. Its been a long ass day, I dont drink much (usually smoke bud) but t I'm out tonight and its more of a drinking night for me. And so I wallow in a sea of sprrow

>>677405431
dont let the snobs bullshit you, Jerry is the best sipping rum around

>>677405538
your coosie cost the same as my 3 week supply of vodka, top kek

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>>677404899
WOW, DUBS AND A SHITTY THUMBNAIL.

Nice effort dickhead.

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>>677404382
Love these threads

>>677405610
I haven't really tried sipping it as much as just shots and mixed it with cola. I'm drinking newfag and rum and cola is really all I've had

>>677404953
you don't have to be broke to appreciate a good deal for good beer
>>677405720
I'm sorry, did you want me to look around google for more than a couple seconds to find you a high def, full screen picture of the beer I'm drinking?

You get the idea what it is, and unless you're blind you should be able to see it. I didn't post it for you to jerk off to it while counting the pixels.

>>677405610
Kracken is better. Like drinking candy.

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this is the shit

>>677406488
i'd be down to try that

>>677406434
Lol I fucked this bitch back in grade 11 because I got a bottle of that for her and her friends

>>677405894
i've never drank Jerry any other way than sipping it, most of the time on ice, sometimes warm (warm rum is fucking magical)

>>677406434
yea it is really good, but something about the Jerry just keeps me coming back and back and back again, plus it's cheaper

>>677404899
>Goose Island IPA
Confirmed for shitty taste. I wouldn't drink that dishsoap for free.

>>677406434
I wasn't a fan of Kracken when I first had it, but I would probably try it again. My friend describes Fireball as drinking candy

>>677406864
I'll be sure to try sipping it, thanks anon

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Time for the daily "look how manly I am because I drink straight liquor" thread.

>>677406339
>poorfag tries to justify not being able to afford guinness

>>677407345
My friend and I split a 750 of Fireball for his 21st. Now I can't take a single shot of it without feeling like I'm gonna puke.

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>>677406339
Just fucking with you. Cheers.

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my new favorite vodka
$9.96 at walmart
doesn't even taste sulfuric acid
drank nearly half the 1.75L over about 8 hours and i could actually move around without wanting to kill myself the next day
10/10 will buy again

>>677407372
it's called alcoholism, you fedora tipping faggot, and it's not a god damned laughing matter

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>>677404382

thank you for asking OP, currently, i am sipping nothing. fuck you.

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OP here. Time to drop a bar.

>>677407676
>half a 750
>66 proof
>Redhot fufu flavor
>gonna puke

are you a 105 pound girl or what's the deal?

>>677407676
I've actually never had Fireball. [spoiler]I'm too young to buy alcohol in my state[/spoiler] I just stick with what I know right now

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>>677404835
This nigguh.

1 square solid, into 4 or 5 ounces and sip at a moderate pace.

>>677408136
It's not the alcohol, it's the fucking flavor. Gut rot is a bitch. But you wouldn't know that becuase you're obviously trained up on Mike's Hard.

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had a few founders porters, now drinking shitty sangria from a box. dun goofed and now can't smoke weed.

>>677404382
>>677404382
>>677404382

TOOK A SHOT O HENNY I BE GOIN BRAZY BRAZY

>>677404382

You drink cognac haha, I'm French and I live in Cognac, the city where they produce all the cognac, a lil city but fine for me. Got much cognac bottle if u guys wanna see

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>>677409239
post it up dawg

old style pilsner, usually drink whiskey but I'm on a bender and the beer store will sell to you when you're visibly intoxicated the lcbo won't.

>>677404382
Coffee

Coors talls, honey jack, 4loko.

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>>677404382
Wassup Calvin

>>677408282
That sounds pretty good anon, I'll keep an eye out for this. How does it taste compared to regular Captain?

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ay

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Got 5 of this one

>>677410147
It's bomb. I'm a huge rum fan. It's stronger and full of taste.

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>>677410632
I've currently has these in the past hour

>>677408282
You're a fucking nigger

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>>677411166
I had this Mexican beer after the Shut-Down Ale.

The Mexican beer is bomb. It taste like if you managed to isolate everything you want from every Mexican beer and put it into this. Like what a modelo is supposed to taste, or as if corona finally fixed their shitty beer.

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tastes of vodka

>>677411415
I'm actually surprised this was posted so late.

I am disappoint.

>>677404382
The best part of these threads, all the drunk Anons are so based they ignore all the kiddy trolls.

I'm not drinking anything, being sober for awhile. But if I was, it'd either be a Steel Reserve or some Ale I never tried before, depending on my financial situation.

>>677412013
I usually find myself picking out the strongest beer for the cheapest price.

Go to bombers are Arrogant Bastard and cappuccino stout

Smirnoff, currently. feels good man

>>677413320
You are the gay

>>677407610
>guinness

lel I remember my first beer

>>677413689
im aware. trying to fall asleep.

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>>677411166
best beer

>>677414263
Same brah, but for some reason I can't

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>>677411676
i'll give it a shot next time i see it

>>677414508
this shit usually works like a charm. better drink more then.

>>677404382
water
I have a really boring life

>>677414902
I would love to, but I'd probably die of hernia or something

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Okay, let's get this bitch crackalatin. Who here has tried some Absinthe before? I have had Lucid several times, and I heard that official wormywoodies only belong in other countries :(

>>677415207
Not unless typhus got you first. Worth a shot regardless, for me at least.

>>677413320
There's nothing wrong with a little bare foot.

>>677416301
Not when you're trying to get the day over with and you need a little boost, nothing wrong at all.

>>677416082
Hell yea ill drink to that

I'm keeping this thread alive because I have a passion for alcoholic beverages. The scent, the burn, and it's honestly the only way i can be happy.. Plus I mixed it with like 20 mg worth of Valium.

>>677417034
Cheers.

>>677417143
Woag man, thats sounds intense

>>677417380
I'd raise my cup, but I'd probably spill it

>>677417517
Good for you then. Sounds like a great ending to any day.

>>677404382
My own urine because it's sterile and i like the taste

>>677417842
Hell yea man, just wished it ended with sex. Another day I guess

>>677418106
Same here, but I I only drink it when im really hydrated. That way it tastes like water. Also feels good to get it right from the tap

>>677418273
Anyone who doesn't is just a pussy. I save on my water bill and my alcohol bill by recycling my urine

>>677418144
Bitches will come and go, dont worry about it
>>677418273
that's fucked up

>>677418748
I know right?! It's just all around smarter to recycle your urine

>>677418812
Don't knock it till you tried it

nada

>>677404835
Kraken my nigger

>>677418964
Someone else's' pee is fine but your own, disgusting,you fucking savage.

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for some reason decided not to re up today... my stores closed on sundays... idk what i'll do tomorrow night because i'm gonna kill the bottle tonight

FUCK

dae in the process of becoming an alcoholic

>>677419272
Both are fine for me but people freak out when I ask them. Unless I pay for it which sucks. My own urine is free, sterile and full of nutrients. You'd have to be retarded not to drink it

>>677419272
That makes a whole lot of sense. Your own pee is sterile. You don't always know with others, you double nigger

>>677419469
I agree with everything except the part about nutrients. Let's not kid ourselves, Urine is a waste product

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>>677404382
my delectable Dagestan cognac.

>>677419662
Kyzylyar?

>>677419285
This is the cheap shit we sell to tweakers because they can't afford anything better, how can you drink this?

>>677419778
Yes.

>>677419845
He's a poorfag, anon

>>677419897
What does it mean in english

>>677419845
In fact all vodka have the same taste regardless the make and price.

>>677419469
Or retarted to do so, its what your body considers waste, unless it turns you on there's no point.
>>677419470
Everyones' pee is sterile from the tap dumbass.

>>677420012
I guess it's a name of some city in Dagestan where this shit was made.

>>677420090
Sure, but when you get herpes syphiltis don't come crying to me

>>677419845
>how can you drink this?

because i can't afford to buy a handle of anything more expensive every few days

>>677420057
beyond a certain point yeah

honestly doesn't taste that terrible because i'm not a little bitch. especially mixed.

i've discovered the perfect drink is 50/50 with orange juice and then topping off the glass with water- takes away the shit taste but it's not enough oj to flare up gastritis

>>677420171
Oh cool. That's interesting I guess

>>677420218
I doubt I'll be able to find you when that never happens, so ok.

>>677420560
Im going to bed, goodnighty

To all my suicidal mother fuckers doing benzos and getting drunk not even giving a fuck if you live or dies.

I Feel you man I do the same just stay alive, as long as you can and don't push it to far.

>>677420673
thanks man

stories?

>>677420645
Night.

>>677405175
Hennessy is some of the finest brandy from Cognac, France. Niggers can't afford it. They drink 40 Oz. bottles of Colt 45 Malt liquor they buy or steal at $2/bottle.

>>677408183
i know that feel anon. I wish I was old enough to be able to buy alcohol. Then I wouldn't have to buy it only once every two weeks.

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Ayyyy

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>>677421407
Has been n my "Need to Try" list for a while. Fucking dorms doesn't allow booze, and live with a white knight, so have to do why hidden liquor.

>>677420737
My lowest point would be new years last year. I'd just got kicked out the army in basic training on medical discharge. After I'd spent a year training up my fitness to get it. Before this I was unemployed for around 4 years.

So I was really stressed and was hitting benzos hard at the time xanax valium and eptizolam at least 2-3 times a week.

Then on new year I went to a friend's party and I was just 100% in the mind state were I didn't give a fuck about anything so I took out my whole stash of eptizolam, obviously I drank aswell after a few pills it always goes down like water so I had a lot to drink and ended up doing my whole stash I puked luckily or I'm sure I would have died that night.

For the next 3 days I was awake maby up to 3 hours at time before I just fell back asleep I'd even say I enjoyed it but looking back it was bad how close I came.

I might still pop 1 before I go out but I never take them with me anymore and I've cut down to twice a month because I was having panic attacks over everything.

I feel blessed that I escaped before they took control of my life . So just excersize caution you might not give a fuck if you live or die but a lot of people do, including me.

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>>677420928
>Hennessy is some of the finest brandy from Cognac, France. Niggers can't afford it.

"All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a 'umpty'
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee"

>>677422305
One of my favorite flicks. Well done anon!

>>677422131
fuck man, that sounds awful

i've only every taken xans once- idk much about benzos but it sounds like the physical aspect of it could really fuck you up... what are you up to these days?

>>677407896
That's what I'm talking about!

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>>677404382

>>677422305
Disgusting! But just because a nigger discovered a top shelf brandy doesn't mean they're all drinking it. Maybe I'll just stick to drinking Scotch, or is that Nigger beer now?

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This shit

>>677422696
Feeling great never happyer.

Selling drugs working 60 hours a week at minimum wage and I'm talking to some real cute loli who's just as fucked as me. And she even offered to come down and see me.

I'm doing everything someone with my skills can to make progress and for the first time in my life I truly feel like I am.

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Redneck nascar beers. I'm actually enjoying holy shit i'm scum

>>677423119
I'm still struggling with it tho every day I get that urge to just go fuck it go with a pocket full of all types of drugs fuck some whore then blow my brains out before I come down.

But I'm mostly good now.

>>677423119
sounds great bro

...besides the loli. i mean- i don't judge, just don't hurt her man. you know the risk.

>>677423747
She's 17 so it's legal in my country plus I'm only 22.

>>677424010
oh- lo means like 9-12 ish for me

15-17 ideal>

I fucking hate us stigma :((((

>>677424010
>She's 17
"Only" 22?! You're too old for her, Anon.

>>677424272
Oh right thanks for that I'll let her know then. ;)

what's a good starter bourbon for a somewhat poor ass motherfucker? I want to get an idea of what bourbon's like.

>>677425177
Buffalo Trace.
Low price, good quality.

>>677425177
evan williams is well liked... cheap

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Anyone?

>>677424010
There's a lot of learning between 17 and 22, you're effectively dating a child relative to where you should be mentally.

That or you're just retarded.

>>677424372
You're going to be babysitting this girl.

>>677425177
I second Evan Williams.

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>>677425323

yup, I happen to have one like this

Makers 46 and bookers true barrel from 2014.

>>677405538
>national beer of texas
>national

texans are this stupid.

>>677405562
Mmm jameson :) femanon here whos irish bf introduced me to this delicious irish whiskey