>>677399852
Why isn't Ohio on that chart?

>>677400404
Its a masturbation chart. Ohio is one of the least jerkable states.

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>>677400726
I'm not surprised some dude busted his baby gravy over a state. The mashed potatoes of life comes out in many different ways. Also answer faggot.

>>677399852
>DP=Normal
>Anal=Weird
Wat

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Average : irredeemable.
Dats it

>>677399852
ok

average: normal fag
deepest: creep, only because of hentai

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>>677399852
where would spanking go on here?

>>677399852
degenerate: incest

>>677399852
*sigh*
Average: Degenerate (Loli, Incest, Traps, Futa)
Deepest: Ascended (Obese)

>>677399852
>anal
>weird
Unless you mean receiving this is retardation.

Average:weird
Deepest: creep

>>677401166
Think it might be on ascended?
Checked for Double dubs btw

>>677399852
>implying clopping is anything is any different or worse than hentai or loli

>>677399852
>Average: Creep
>Deepest: Irredeemable
Same here OP. I mean I guess ascended for obese cause I like fatties but I'm pretty sure we can agree that doesn't belong that far down.

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>>677399852
>obese
I know a few /fit/izens that have ascended

>>677399852
I'm comfortably sitting at irredeemable. Usually only fap to weird-tier shit though.

Average : Normalfag (I love ass)
Deepest : Degenerate (Just for deep throat videos where the girl vomits)

>>677404837
Like what?

Creep

http://www.xvideos.com/video15879027/pst-man_about_town

>>677399852
>no impregnation

>>677399852
>Average
weird
>Deepest
Irredeemable, sometimes ASCENDED

>>677405113
BDSM, anal, milking, that kind of thing. It's pretty normal in comparison to the rest.

>>677402380
fake irredeemable, PST doesnt make real snuff

i've gone well beyond ascended

not even /d/ is enough for me anymore
earlier, i paid a balding man to sit on a blueberry pie while i videotaped it
but it wasn't enough

>>677399852
This chart seems a bit fucky

>>677405995
Is squat cobbler a real thing?

what is mexican sugar ?

btw : average weird
deepest creep

>>677399852
>Floor tiles

Every damn time

>>677399852
Weird to irredeemable

I'm all over the place, and my fapping habits tend change periodically, switching from fetish to fetish, so its hard to say which is average

>>677405274
is this shit real?

>>677403378
i guess it'd be in either normal fag or weird

>>677399852
average: normalfag (i love phat asses)
deepest: degnerate (when im not looking at asses im looking at traps)

Irredeemable. Easy.

>>677406474
Pretty sure it's shitting on tits

>>677406960
>Floor tiles
Please explain what this is

>>677399852
>Foot fetish = normal
>Anal = weird

I'll take complete bullshit for $600, Alex

>>677399852

Degenerate
-Lolicon
-Incest

>>677410890

I personally think anal is fucking repulsive, but I 100% agree with this.
Isn't it an ongoing joke about whether or not a guy's girlfriend would be willing to do anal?

>>677410686
Some guy showed up once that was aroused by for tiles and tried to play it off as normal

>>677410686

I might be wrong, but it might be squash videos.

>>677411253
Nah. There's this guy that likes floor tiles.

Ascended here.

ask me anything.

>>677411487
Are you the fucker that jizzes on floor tiles? What is Mexican sugar dancing?

>>677411178
I'm pretty sure the main reason this guy I know stays with his girlfriend was she was also into anal.

>>677399852
Mexican sugar dancing...
Don't know what this is and won't Google it to find out

>>677411579
No, and no idea.

I've fapped to two unbirthing stories. One was a greentext.

>>677411794
I'll Google it. Give me a moment and I'll let you know.

>>677399852
I've looked up beat porn a few times only in SFM oh well I'm irredeemable

There are no necrophilc webs :(

mexican sugar dancing is a very underground thing, about using cadavers being dried and used, and articulated with wires like puppets, or sometimes living people that looks like skulls, like Goddess Bunny .

>>677412169
>>677411794
Found out for you

>>677411579
>What is Mexican sugar dancing
mexican sugar dancing is a very underground thing, about using cadavers being dried and used, and articulated with wires like puppets, or sometimes living people that looks like skulls

>>677412262
I beat you to it, nigger.

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>>677412169

>>677412262
fap

How is dp normal, but anal weird?

>>677399852
I legitimately fapped to floor tiles after seeing that one anon tell us about it. I just went to my bathroom with its tiled floors and imagined sexy shapes appearing in the tiles and I came surprisingly quickly.

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>>677412466
Fucking degenerate
This, is the real shit.

>>677411843
so basically you want to be inside a woman like a baby? and then, what, you imagine fapping inside or what?

>>677412369
kys

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>>677412603

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>>677412873
>>677412920
>>677412603

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>>677412603
you don't actually fap to that, do you?

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>>677410686
pic related, i guess

>>677413043
No....
yes

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the fuck is Mexican Sugar dancing?

>>677412605
no, no, you have it all wrong.

I'm a dude but I like to imagine I have a vagina, and I imagine someone shrinking to the size of a baby and being forced into me, being fucked by me as they enter my womb, and then being trapped there helpless trying to get out as I fap.

I imagine I'm slowly absorbing them into me and as they dwindle away my dick grows bigger and bigger, until it's a footlong horsedick that shoots massive amounts of cum.

I also regularly fap to vore, because there are only two unbirth stories I like enough to go back to.

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>>677413647
what the actual fuck

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>>677413647
i have witnessed the ascended

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>>677413647
i can relate to this

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>>677413647
fucking hell /b/

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>>677403459
Have actually done incest

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>>677413647
didn't see this coming.

>>677399852
average is irredeemable because I pretty much only fap to clop and furry these days but that's fucking tame compared to the other stuff there
really, those and beast should be in degenerate, maybe even creep

>>677399852
Weird: Anal (how's that weird?), BDSM, Femdom, Prostate milking
Creep: Watersports, Periods, Hentai, Amputee
Degenerate: Lolicon, Vomit, Shemales, Incest, Urethral Sounding
Irredeemable: Prolapse, Beast, Scat, Guro,
Pedo (when i was a teenager and didn't know downloading that from emule was dangerous lol)

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>>677399852
Degenerate

>>677413647
I was wondering why unbirth was in ascended rather than irredeemable.

now I understand

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>>677413647
How does it develop to this even

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>>677416323
Well, I liked vore for years, it was just a legit fetish that developed (even before I knew how to fap I "liked" that one scene in Men in Black 2) and then I happened to come across an unbirth greentext in an /mlp/ vore thread and liked it. So then I had to look up more and came across this story that went way into detail with the female sensations and it was awesome.

The cock growing thing is something I got from a vore greentext I read once.

>>677399852
feet is normal and anal isn't ?
interesting

Average is probably degenerate. I really like the incest stuff despite having no sexual feelings for any of my family members.

I've ascended by accident. I was finishing up a session while browsing b and had a rekt thread open for after (I wonder how many others have this ritual). I accidentally clicked out of a loli thread and the next tab over was rekt. I was almost done so I continued while starting to scroll down. Scrolled into genital mutilation, finished, and then felt a tad ill. Still conflicted about it.

Average: Irredeemable, cuz I fuken love vore.
Deepest: Ascended. I like to experiment.

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>>677416832
Same
Are you me?

Normal fag down to degenerate, only because incest

>>677417494
My gift to you, fellow Ascended anon.

pastebin: re2cSi8n

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>>677413647
>I like to imagine I have a vagina

I sometimes think "Yep, that's it, I've seen it all", but I keep coming back to shit like this.

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heres a quick tip!

you can tell how degenerate your fetish is by how fit the porn actors are. the uglier they are, the more degenerate you are for liking it. this doesnt apply for 2d porn, but honestly i dont think 2d porn counts. youre only fucked up if you like it IRL

>>677413647
that is the best music video ive ever heard. this needs to be made

I'm a degenerate okay?
Deal with it mom and dad

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>>677413647
>I'm a dude but I like to imagine I have a vagina

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How would you rate this?

I'm a male but I like to imagine I'm a female. That at least isn't as fucked up as Mr. Unbirthsterbator over here.

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>>677399852
Average irremediable
Farthest ascended

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>>677412920

Average: Degenerate
Deepest: Irredeemable

>>677413647
i just screen shotted this for future cringe threads.

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>>677399852
i average "degenerate" but go to "ascended" every time I see genital mutilation.
I do not understand why a severed penis gets me so hard, but I fap like crazy anyway.

>>677419348
what the fuck dude

how the fuck do you find the shit on the end of the chart like what the fuck

>>677419348
you a sick ass nigga!

what the fuck is a mexican sugar dance?

>>677399852
average: normalfag / irredeemable
deepest: irredeemable

>>677419755
what part of irredeemable

>>677419914
beast, necro, ...
you know

>>677404241
wanking over drawn horses is definitely worse then wanking over a drawn human.

>>677406288
>>677405995
kek saul?

>>677417263
Was going to post this too. Feet are fucking nasty.

>Feet - normal
>Anal - weird

Just fuck off.

>>677414524
care to enlighten us?

what is mexican sugar dancing

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>>677413647
here's your legacy, faggot.

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>>677399852
Average: Creep
Deepest: Ascended

Actually, I'll just list the entire range. Saying it the way up top sounds much worse than it is.

Tits, lesbian, maybe feet, food play (this means food items as sex toys? Like watching girls masturbate with cucumbers?)

Robots sure, little bit of femdom and BDSM

hentai, POSSIBLY watersports, POSSIBLY amputee

Sometimes incest stuff can be hot, urethra sounding

>What is crushing supposed to mean?
>What is floor tiles supposed to mean?
>What is Mexican Sugar Dancing supposed to mean?

Unbirthing

>>677422087
kek

>>677422087
holy shit, I just scrolled up.

This JUST happened??

lmao!

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>>677412920
Damn... this... is actually pretty good...

Especially the bike one...

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Where does dolls fit?

I fap to normal stuff with a bit of anal

>>677399852
average normalfag

deepest degenerate


funny enough I skipped creep

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>>677399852
>this furfag bait
Trying too hard m8

Without saying too much, I'm absolutely irredeemable.

Seriously. Fur is weak entry-level shit. Shouldn't that be a little higher?

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>>677423640

this chart is dumb. how is anal on the same level as bukkake and robot? hentai on the same as amputee? shemales on the same as uh, formicophilia whatever the fuck that is and urethra sounding?

someone that gets off on amputees is way weirder than wanting to fuck ladyboys

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>>677423730
>implying

>>677399852
incest is mainstream, moron.

>>677399852
>Mexican Sugar Dancing
W-what?

>>677423829
Robot hand a cute. Nubbin to be ashamed of, friendo.

>>677423835
ive actually heard that mom porn is one of the most popular categories. its still fucking degenerate though.

t. a guy whos fapped to it

>>677399852
Watersports wtf

>>677424287
watersports=piss

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>>677423730
Well, the idea of say... a cyborg chick with her legs taken off or something is kinda hot...

Or maybe she pulls off one of her arms and uses it remotely to finger herself or even fist herself.

I mean... see... amputee was a bit vague, imo, because it could be someone with robot limbs that uses the limbs sexually.

Or what about like a Dullahan, like Lala? Eating herself out or something?
>pic related

Really, when you think about it, there's not much wrong with it unless you're talking about a regular human who lost limbs and can't somehow get them back.

I mean... what about a cyborg whose individual fingers are remotely controlled, or she can pull off her hand and stuff her hand into herself so she might be just sitting there all like:
>Hey, robo-chan, where is your other hand?
>Oh, it's in the shop, today. There was... it got too wet
>Oh, that's a shame. I hope it gets fixed soon!
>Y-yeah, thanks.
>>Meanwhile:: She's remotely controlling her hand crawling around in her pussy while trying to maintain a straight face the entire time talking to her friend above, then she goes like up onto the roof during lunch and gives herself orgasms with every other bite. Before coming back, she licks her robot hand clean of her fluids and stuffs it back deep inside herself, because she knows it'd be weird if she goes back to class and suddenly has it, you know?

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>>677424394
sorry. forgot I was gonna link pic. here.

Actually, forgot I didn't have a pic as described. Here's just life with dullahan then

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>>677423829
Hey, she could:
>>677424394
if she adds Wi-Fi

>>677399852
formicophilia is the love of having ants crawl over your balls... wtf

I would watch concrete enema videos if I could FIND any.

I guess I'm just irredeemable.

But most of the time I only watch BDSM and huge gaping insertions, guess that puts me in the Weird category most of the time.

>>677399852
Average: Normalfag
Deepest: Normalfag

Yall are weird

>>677424394
whatever floats your boat dude but to say getting turned on by missing limbs is on the same level as thailand's main source of tourism is not really realistic

>>677425038
concrete enemas aren't a thing. one guy in the 80s did it and had to go to hospital to get it removed. that's the only reason its known at all.

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>>677425385
Eh, perhaps.

But it's not all that bad unless it's like creepy type of missing limbs.

See, someone who has robotic limbs that can be taken off is really hardly different than BDSM. It's just advanced submission. It COULD border on rape play, as well, though.

The only real difference is one:
>This person's arms and legs are tied up. They can't move as I force them to orgasm beyond their body's limits
OR
>This person's legs and arms were taken off. I'm hiding them over there and they can't move as I force them to orgasm beyond their body's limits.

However, the fucking ladyboys part seems probably like it should be higher on the list. It's barely a fetish - it's just gay.

>>677423829
I want to fuck that cyborg

>>677412958
Why am I laughing so hard?
Also
Average:weird
Deepest:irredeemable

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>>677426985
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Ayyy
Rate

average:ascended
deepest:unknown
im pretty fucked up