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He awaken suddenly in a bed. You have no memory of how you came
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He awaken suddenly in a bed.

You have no memory of how you came to be here.


What do we do? Dubs decides.
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Play with own pussy and boobs
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>>677388754
Roll
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Roll
>>677388754
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Put on my Santa hat, grab my gun, and head to the door.
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>>677388543
Plot a massacre at the nearest school
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Go on computer
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>>677388543
>Be at the hospital
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Why is netflix apologizing to John Stamos?
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>>677388543
Roll over and go back to sleep until this thread dies
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>>677388754
roll
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>>677388754
Reroll
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>>677388543
Suck his own dick
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>>677388543
Jerk it
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>>677389363
you roll onto your side and see a clock hanging on the wall. It's 12 o'clock.
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Get ye flask
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>>677390118
snort a fatty line of blow
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>>677390118
Become the little girl
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>>677388543
Jack off
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>>677390118
Lick the clock
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>>677390251
roll
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>>677390227
rollin
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>>677390118
Look around the room.
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>>677388543
Jack off
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>>677388543
Jack off
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masturbate
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>>677390251
reroll
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>>677390118
Where the fuck do you see dubs?
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>>677390466
Winrar
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>>677390466
Win
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>>677390118
Flip off the clock
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look out the window
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wear some cool boots. cowboy boots.
nothing but boots. then walk around the basement and salute things.
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>>677390466
You pull the blanket down that was covering you and you find that you are nude. You also find that you have no penis to jack off. Just a mysterious smooth patch of skin where genitals should be.

Dubs decides what we do next
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>>677390478
You don't get refills faggot
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>>677391174
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>>677390555
Witnessed
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>>677390555
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>>677391174
Kill ourself
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>>677391174
An hero
> check out my dubs too
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>>677391306
Get strap on
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Suicide
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>>677391174
get a fucking strap on dildo
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>>677391499
You wrap the bedsheet around your neck and choke yourself to death.

You feel regret that you'll never know the meaning of your short and dickless existence. Oh well, there's a certain comfort you feel from slipping into oblivion.
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>>677392105
Become a ghost
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>>677392182
The pang of regret causes your soul to remain in the land of the living.
You have unfinished business.

Dubs decides.
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>>677392624
Grow a dick
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>>677392624
You go to the elementary school.
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>>677392624
Haunt a school or a house
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>>677388754
Tits or gtfo
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>>677393001
roll
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>>677392624
Haunt a loli
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Grab the launch codes and go over to the nuclear launch terminal
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>>677392624
Join the kkk.
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>>677393163
roll
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>>677391492
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>>677393001
Roll
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>>677393866
OH SHIT
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>>677393244
You use your ghostliness to phase into the white house and take the launch codes to the nukes.
You head over to the missile silos next door and now you stand in front of the terminal.

Dubs. Should we do it? Waht do?
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>>677393961
>>677393163
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Become the little girl then fuck yourself
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>>677393961
Hack it
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>>677393961
tits
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Stick your ghost dick in the command center
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>>677393961
Possess a loli
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>>677394326
You quickly Hack the terminal with your l337 skills.


dubs decides what do next
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Become little girl
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>>677394953
Disarm it
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>>677394953
Have sex with it
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>>677394024
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>>677395180
roll
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Bomb England
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>>677396149
Roll
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>>677395180
reroll
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>>677396199
Winrar
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>>677394953
nuke indonesia
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>>677396149
>>677396199


You bomb the England.

No one seems to give a shit.

Dubs decides.
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>>677396796
murder obama
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>>677396796
Move on to the next life
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>>677396796
Haunt Barack Obama
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End this thread and move on
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>>677396796
Nuke North Korea
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Bomb Russia and start ww3
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>>677396796
fly to the moon
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>>677397038
>>677397095
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>>677396796 have ghost sex
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Grow a dick
Die Micheal Jackson style
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>>677397233
You can't see any ghosts nearby so you just use your new ghost flexibility to suck your own spooky dick,


Dubs decides.
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>>677397534
Possess someone
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>>677393163
roll
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>>677397753
roll
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Get checked for ghost HIV because your ghostly dick didn't seem trustworthy when it told you it was clean.
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>>677397753
rollin
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>>677397534
Cry a lot because you know your spooky dick will never love you for who you are.
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>>677397753
rolleroni
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Go super saiyan
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