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New bread for a new generation.
>>677380463
hey snarf. hows your night going?
>>677380361
daddy bread? :)
>>677380709
I am not your daddy
These are my grades. Not disastrous just yet, but someone should do something about them.
>>677380609
yep. how's your night?
I really want to crank my amp up but I'm becoming a considerate neighbor. What is happening to me?
>>677380961
Mellow but I want to be LOUD
Fuck I keep forgetting my name
he's your loving big brother
>>677380874
please, just read to me. I'm very lonely. :(
>>677381117
Tell me you didn't eat any awful pizza today
>>677380665
Feeling meh tonight.
>>677380378
Well that is kinda good, exams bring huge amounts of stress though. I'm sure you can get through it and ace them though.
>>677380430
Yep, I can link it if you want.
>>677380463
Well I mean, we could also just ignore their shit posting.
>>677380609
ah, can you give me a link for an example?
>>677380709
The only time I had sex with a girl I was too young to ejaculate so I couldn't have made you.
>>677381117
That happened to me once IRL, I was introducing myself to my friend's gf at the time and I completely forgot my name. I had to ask him what it was. He looked at me asking if I was joking and I deadfaced said no.
>>677380967
How do I get some of that?
Can someone buy me a beer?
I need a new game to sink hundreds of hours into
>>677381774
I have a bunch.
>>677381089
you should just scream, and shout and let it out. any plans?
>>677381551
any plans for the weekend?
>>677381607
hopefully. any plans for the weekend?
>>677381607
I may just put them on filter for a while.
>>677381499
Nope, I had stir fry
>>677381607
I think I've done something similar to that where I didn't know it at first and that sent my brain off in a spiral in which I couldn't say my name for the life of me.
>>677381717
Catch
>>677381998
I'd much rather be up close;)
dwarf fortress
>>677381607
For the best birthdays ever.
https://youtu.be/Sv-OYkGWOhE
>>677381944
geetar. I'm playing in headphones now but goddamn I love my big muff fuzz pedal played loud.
>>677381998
Atta boy
>>677381829
have you tried the waiting game?
>>677381774
Is there a way to order you one over the internet?
>>677381829
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate, you could play it with me and luc.
>>677381944
Not really much aside from getting this commission. I just want to enjoy this weekend as much as possible before my dad gets here.
>>677381963
Good idea, I might do the same.
>>677381998
My memory was awful when I was a kid/teen. I have no idea why, I regularly forgot my own birthday too.
>>677382028
been there, done that, no thank you
>>677381944
Watching the niece tomorrow, but that's it.
>>677381943
Lovely. Think of me when you pop one.
>>677381209
In the valley of Nis the accursed waning moon shines thinly, tearing a path for its light with feeble horns through the lethal foliage of a great uperas-tree. And within the depths of the valley, where the light reaches not, move forms not meant to be beheld. Rank is the herbage on each slope, where evil vines and creeping plants crawl amidst the stones of ruined palaces, twining tightly about broken columns and strange monoliths, and heaving up marble pavements laid by forgotten hands. And in trees that grow gigantic in crumbling courtyards leap little apes, while in and out of deep treasure-vaults writhe poison serpents and scaly things without a name. Vast are the stones which sleep beneath coverlets of dank moss, and mighty were the walls from which they fell. For all time did their builders erect them, and in sooth they yet serve nobly, for beneath them the grey toad makes his habitation.
>>677382116
Dood, I don't know what to tell you
>>677382028
Fuck, so many hours wasted in that wretched game
>>677382173
It was tasty!
>>677382253
been playing that for 20 years now
>>677382254
I want that, but I'm broke.
>>677382395
At the very bottom of the valley lies the river Than, whose waters are slimy and filled with weeds. From hidden springs it rises, and to subterranean grottoes it flows, so that the Demon of the Valley knows not why its waters are red, nor whither they are bound.
maybe i'll buy an acoustic or smth
>>677382516
The Genie that haunts the moonbeams spake to the Demon of the Valley, saying, "I am old, and forget much. Tell me the deeds and aspect and name of them who built these things of Stone." And the Demon replied, "I am Memory, and am wise in lore of the past, but I too am old. These beings were like the waters of the river Than, not to be understood. Their deeds I recall not, for they were but of the moment. Their aspect I recall dimly, it was like to that of the little apes in the trees. Their name I recall clearly, for it rhymed with that of the river. These beings of yesterday were called Man."
So the Genie flew back to the thin horned moon, and the Demon looked intently at a little ape in a tree that grew in a crumbling courtyard.
There, now go to bed
people other than me find them annoying?
great
>>677382254
wii u tho ports are blocked, I wanna pc game :c
>>677382394
I'd prefer to share it.
>>677382544
Yes! get a guitar!
night folks
>>677382798
Would you share it with me?
>>677382883
Later bud
>>677382173
how long have you been playing the guitar?
>>677382254
what's the commision of?
>>677382336
so a nice quiet weekend?
guitar is great fun
>>677382254
It was probably those damn video games ruining your brain
>>677382500
how much space do you have on your SD card for your DS?
>>677382173
they are pretty good, I also laughed pretty hard.
>>677382755
idk, starbound? Also I was talking for the 3DS, I don't have a wii U
>>677382883
Night groden!
>>677382395
>>677382516
>>677382610
Thank you daddy. :)
>>677382883
night
>>677383013
On and off for about 5~ years. The ex hated it and I never really had time with the last job.
>>677383078
I made sure to pick a good one for you
>>677383182
Don't call me that
>>677383013
She's three, there's no quiet.
>>677383013
cuddles character fucking mine in a position like the pic I'm about to post. and with an angel shark cumming in the clouds above.
>>677383057
Nah, I still play video games and my memory is much better.
>>677382946
Only if we're drinking from the same bottle.
>>677383507
I hope it's a big one.
There was a thread up earlier than this, though it was not linked.
>>677383466
Maybe it was that you didn't eat your veggies, then.
I think this one needs to get the frets levelled. found a few dead spots again :(
>>677383384
Well thanks, I will have to check out more of their music sometime.
>>677383780
That could be it, I didn't eat very healthy back then.
>>677383687
No worries, we'll just open another beer if we run out and the cycle continues.
>>677383699
jew
>>677383384
that's cool. I played the trumpet for a few years and miss being able to play it
>>677383403
so a very loud weekend then
>>677383466
sounds nice
>>677383923
you're a big boy huh?
>>677383994
How long till you get tipsy?
I'd like a taste of that hole.
>>677383078
I'd have to find it. Don't remember if my brother-in-law still has it or not.
>>677383047
My brother keeps trying to convince me to learn to play, so we can form a band.
>>677384060
Hell yeah dude, I played trumpet for 7 through school but picked up guitar in college. It was a lot easier for me being able to see where everything was. I do love me a good horn section though
>>677384358
Do it!
>>677384292
>>677384325
YESSSSSS!
>>677383916
man, I wish I had some kind of musical instrument. I have been told I have good rhythm and could probably play the drums well but I have never gotten the chance to try.
>>677384060
Yea, it's really nice, she is adding cum and blush and coloring and everything!
>>677384155
I'm actually really skinny, no one has any idea how I kept so small for so long. I still am skinny but it's not as insane as it was before.
>>677384358
Ah ok, also is it possible to send games to people over the network or gift money?
>>677384281
I'm already a little tipsy. How about you get back there and give it a little taste? Maybe I'll pour a little beer on it too for some extra flavor.
Also hey snarf, groden, League and everyone else.
>>677384756
One whip:
>868 magic damage
>872 physical damage
tasty
>Guy contacts me about selling some games
>Has some good SNES games loose
>Wants $220 for DKC, DKC3, Super Mario Kart and Super Mario allstars
>Says they're worth $320 retail
Wow. I wish people would stop looking at E-bay and thinking that's what things sell for. God damn it isn't hard to do some research.
why boner?
put it in ur crack
>>677384869
That's lewd. I'll just pretend you're a bull.
>>677384756
I wish everyone had the chance to play an instrument. I'm sure you'd have fun with a lot of them. Ukes are surprisingly fun and easy, especially if you like to sing
>>677385254
Hi Luc. That's ridiculous.
>>677384060
Yeah, but she's fun. That's what I was doing today, playing with her. She found some spice racks, and put them together to make a raft for her stuff animals.
>>677384477
Meh.
>>677384756
No idea. Found it, I've got 28,319 blocks open.
>>677385632
Hello. I just added up what I can give him for it and what I might be able to get out of it.
At max I'd be able to offer $50 for all those games
>>677385201
Are you talking about with thresh? Is this recently or is it something else?
>>677385489
because you find it attractive?
>>677385632
I like to sing but I am very bad at it.
>>677385722
Alright, that is enough for monster hunter 4 ultimate. If we can find a way to send it to you I can get it for you on the Nintendo network and you can download it.
>>677385722
C'mon... maybe you're a piano man.
>>677385890
Thresh, just now. Rapidfire, IE, Statikk, Triforce.
>>677385875
I don't game much and even I knew those aren't worth even $250
>>677385890
Practice practice practice. Being bad at something is the first step to getting kinda good at it, y'know?
>>677385600
Licking asses is lewd you dirty boy.
>>677386085
Jesus christ man, that is terrifying! Was that with a fully charged flay passive?
Also it seems like there isn't really a way to gift it over the network. If I can get a store that does online purchases and gives the code I could do that.
>>677386672
I just have a weird voice, it's not high enough to be a good pitch and it's not low enough for a lower pitch (I don't remember the terms right now, maybe falsetto and baratone?)
>>677384756
how often do you get commisions
>>677385722
sounds like a nice weekend
>>677386794
hey bufftiger
>>677386794
Hey, how's it going?
>>677386894
Hello.
>>677386727
Whose idea was it?
>>677386884
Yeah, 150-ish souls and sheen proc from triforce on top of it. "Hi, ez *SLAP* Bye, ez.".
Uh, what? Forgot to link?
>>677385201
Hey Badj.
>>677385254
Research is hard.
>>677385890
I have no idea how anything on this works. I barely use it.
>>677385897
If anything, I'd be more of a The Doors-style deep throaty singer.
>>677386894
it mostly depends on when ideas pop into our heads and when an artist is busy or not. Also money obviously plays a pretty big factor in it as well.
>>677386975
Bored and just sitting.
>>677386672
I nearly fell off my chair when he quoted those prices.
They're worth about $100ish tops
>>677387071
Yours. But you go ahead. I want you to lick my ass
>>677386794
Bruh
>>677386884
Just sing where you can. You can always transpose a song to fit your range as well too. I do it all the time
>>677387252
Fuck yeah. singing is goooood
>>677387362
I've been in the same boat buying and selling bike parts.
>>677387528
In time. These threads are a lot more fun when I'm drunk myself.
I love my 12 string guitar
Anywho, I'm off. Later y'all.
>>677387020
hows your night?
>>677387271
who's usually in it?
>>677387227
jesus christ how terrifying! it's like when I buy a titanic on the kench.
>>677387252
Apparently I can get an online download code if I can find a store that does online downloads. If we can find one of those MH4U can be all yours.
>>677387272
ah, sorry about that. You could play some games or listen to music I guess?
>>677387571
I do sing a lot in the car, it's hard though because in my head I am matching the tone but it actually sounds much different out loud.
>>677387944
We need to chat more. Bye!
>>677387944
see ya
>>677388017
Usually either luc's character, my character, or both. Sometimes other characters do appear but most of the time they aren't sexually involved.
>>677387944
Bye badger! Side note if you have the PBE ascension is live there!
>>677387708
then start drinking buddy.
>>677388363
I'm trying not to do it too often. Maybe Monday.
>>677388020
It's tough but you have to listen to yourself as you sing. Pick a few good songs you like and sing with them really loud and every time just turn the volume down until it's just League singing. Just takes practice and it's fun. I have a long drive to work so I sing the whole way there
HAHAHA
>>677388586
That's a good plan. Take it from a pro
>>677388586
How about you eat me out until then?
>>677389115
Drinking is so good, but it's so bad.
>>677389185
Well that's an option. How do you like it?
>>677388738
I have noticed that I have issues trying to sing lower unless it's growling in like a metal song and then I actually sing too low. But either way, I have tried singing higher pitched songs but I am too self conscious to actually listen to myself.
>>677389445
Nice and deep. I want your tongue way up there so I'll be sitting on your face.
>>677389445
So bad it's good. I was getting too good at it.
>>677389599
It's just you. You can be a fool with yourself. It's great fun
>>677389772
I got a pic somewhere...
>>677389913
What happened?
Shieeeet, MHGen this summer.
>>677389913
I guess I can give it a shot, I still do want to try playing the drums sometime though.
>>677390264
Is that a monster hunter for the wii u only or do you know if it will be for the 3ds as well?
>>677390469
Listed as 3DS only, actually.
>>677387571
Sup
>>677388017
Not night yet. Just sitting.
>>677388020
Been on Warframe alot
>>677390015
I used to drink because I hated myself for liking guys. Add a bad relationship to the mix and I was blitzed almost non-stop. But I don't do that anymore thank god
>>677390469
Look at a Cajon. They're like a drum set in a box. They're lots of fun. I bought my ex one and I played it more than she did
>>677390998
Not much. Keeping up with them pushups though. How you doing big 'un?
https://youtu.be/5Wgl8eDdha8
>>677390998
any plans for the weekend?
>>677390747
Oh, well perfect!
>>677390998
Well at least you have that to do, my comp can't handle most computer games.
>>677391232
I will give it a shot, thanks for the tip!
>>677391232
Feeling sore for them yet? Are you doing fly's as well?
I'm not doing great. I'm just sitting.
>>677391410
weekend is over.
>>677391476
It's no very productive. It's just there to pass the time.
Have you packed up yet ready for the move?
>>677391232
Man, I'm sorry. Hope you get better.
>>677391792
Video games usually aren't very productive. It does sound like it passes time fast though.
well everything was already still half packed anyway, most of it is in a storage unit.
>>677392044
Not unless you earn money from it. Which i think you need to be in the top 0.001% of gamer's for that.
How's your sis handling things? She ok?
>>677391476
That video link was for you actually
>>677391564
Not entirely. I do a lot of different variations since I haven't anywhere to do flies anymore
>>677391974
I'm over that shit. I've been sober for like 130 days.Now I just drink enough coffee to kill a horse
>>677391564
any plans for the upcoming week then?
>>677392527
It's something.
>>677392527
Put some weight on your back when doing push-ups, it'll make it harder than you think.
>>677392655
I think i might just bury myself in work until something happens.
>>677392527
oh, alright. Let me give it a listen.
>>677392417
Or if you are fun to watch like vinesauce and stuff like that.
She is okay, apparently she has depression though. I might have anxiety, trauma, and depression. All of which mild but still, I gotta see a psychologist to see what they think.
>>677392527
Oh, shit that is some sick ass beats! I would love to pull stuff like that off!
Are there any good gay dating sims out there? Kind of thinking like something similar to huniepop but gay.
>>677392877
It's beter than it was. A fuck ton.
>>677393071
I'm not saying 5x20 is easy but when it gets there I'll be sure to either get some bands or start adding weights in a backpack. I do like shups though. My shoulder is very happy
>>677393158
Cajons are rad >>677393524
I thought you'd like that
>>677393158
I never understood Twitch and watching others play games, i get much more enjoyment playing the games and working on perfecting tactics.
>>677393564
What are you going to do this weekend?
The graveyard shift for these threads sucks ass.
>>677393897
Picture quality is higher usually, daytime has too many avatar fags.
>>677393624
How much are they usually, they seem like they could be expensive.
and yea it was awesome! I would love to be able to play like that!
>>677393707
well it is enjoyable to watch people fail at things or if you can't play a game you can kinda enjoy it by proxy.
>>677393707
not a lot. just hanging out around my apartment doing nothing. 100% some games i've been playing
>>677393624
Nah that shit is hard. How fast are you doing them velocity wise? There was a study where they tested benching with 40% of their regular weight but at 1.5m/s speed. The muscle mass gained from the control were within 5%.
>>677394061
Yeah sorta like watching your older brother play, except twitch's don't listen to your yelling.
>>677394067
dat roid gut tho
>>677394019
If filthy, filthy porn is your concern 4chan is literally the worst place to go for it- Not to mention nearly every person here is an avatarfag in everything but image, and even that is shaky.
>>677394248
What ones? Payday 2, TF2? They annoy me because they keep adding achievements.
>>677394067
They just need to lose some fat and they'd be great!
>>677394061
You can find some simple ones for $40-50 just to get a taste for it. If you're a desk drummer it may well come naturally for you
>>677394260
I do a 4 count. 1 up, 3 down about a sec per beat. Good form is key too. If I don't like how it felt, it didn't count
>>677394260
Actually they do if they see your message. Most streamers have the chat up while they play.
>>677394495
He looks golden the way he is.
>>677394493
So you come to the threads for the culture?
I need a new MMO to play.
>>677394495
I'm going to finish shadows of mordor, and the talos principle
>>677394747
Nah, I agree with Tiger
>>677394706
Sam Ash, Guitar center and Musicians Friend usually have some good prices on cajons
>>677395040
well your opinion is worth nothing
>>677394895
Nah, I come here to shit up the joint. Keep things feisty.
>>677394696
oh damn that would be perfect, considering I drum on my steering wheel while singing and tap my feet along to beats and stuff too! Thanks I will definetly look into it.
>>677395040
I'm pretty sure there is a guitar center or something like it around here. I know my sister's friend got a violin recently from it.
>playing MMOs
>>677395190
Now I like a big guy, but too much fat just doesn't do it for me. But that's just me.
>>677395274
Well, there you go League
>>677394696
Ahh time under tension method. That should work too. It focus's on the slow twitch fibers where the other on the fast twitch fibers.
Form should not be a problem left-right wise when doing push-ups, your front back though...
>>677394706
How often do they respond though? They can't exactly type while on a FPS.
>>677394747
No visible abs at all. He needs some.
>>677395030
Shadows of Mordor looks good to play, sorta like Ninja Gaiden 3. I'm watching Viking right now and this guy Harbard goes to the village when the men are away and impregnates all the remaining women.
>>677395190
Says the guy posting muscle men with visible abs.
Oh dear lord:
https://www.comdotgame.com/play/bedplay
I think I hit the jackpot website for gay games.
>>677395376
>playing video games
>>677395615
I will certainly give it a look next time I can, as of right now I need to worry about moving first, then my date with luc.
>>677395667
Usually in between games, they also glance over at the chat and respond during as well.
>>677395667
I do get some reverse flys and lateral raises in there too. Is 185 @ 6'1" with 17%~ bf ok? I just want a little more in the chesticles area
>>677395888
Exactly, what kind of loser do you have to be to play video games over the age of eighteen? Shit, we used to swirly those kinds of fucking nerds in high school.
>>677395667
there's a thing called a microphone
>>677396155
Those are some good priorities my man
>>677396282
well I try!
>>677395667
It's pretty fun to play. I haven't seen viking, is it good?
>>677381404
artist/sauce?
