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Good evening Anonymous!

Come in for advice, fortune telling, or friendly chats.
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I wonder how the thread will go.
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>>677369313
How are you tonight?

>>677369339
Well, I hope. I have something fairly big planned myself, though, so... maybe it will.
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>>677369624
A certain someone is missing though.
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Every thread
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>>677369062
Hey! Is this the same anon that was doing tarot readings two days ago?
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>>677369860
Who's that? Sorry, I don't understand.
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>>677370114
That's not me but Makoto. I'm Reimu. I only read your luck for now.
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>>677369624
what do you have planned?
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>>677369624
Pretty good. Chief did just remind me that I forgot to get my visor today... ah well, Monday it is.
>>677370114
Hiya Anon, that'd be me!
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>>677370117
There is a lack of Saber.
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>>677370332
That's a secret~

>>677370708
Aww. Well, I'm glad it's going good.

>>677370776
It always will be, Anonymous.
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>>677370708
Heyo! Sorry, for getting u 2 mixed up, newfag here. Stop me if I'm hijacking the thread.

I'm the HS anon you gave some non-carded advice to back there. Just thought I'd drop in to say hi.
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>>677371006
It's okay, you can tell me
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>>677371153
the only way to find out is to wait, wouldn't want to ruin the surprise now
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>>677371006
Waking up is hard to do.
>>677371046
S'all good! How've things been going? Any hobbies catch your interest?
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>>677369062
you into anal?
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>>677371046
No worries anonymous. There's no such thing here!

>>677371153
>>677371391
Yeah, that fine gentleman said it nicely. It'll be here soon enough, so just hold your horses.
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>>677371561
Still out travelling, haven't been able to act on that advice quite yet, though I knew you were going to ask me about that :P. Probably could have timed my first post a bit better, but hey, I saw your thread and saw my chance, wouldn't dare squander it.
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>>677371882
Shouldn't you be keeping your eyes on the road then?
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>>677369062
I want my fortune told
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>>677371882
Traveling? Sounds like fun anon, I'm jealous! Stuck here with a new job, so won't be going anywhere for quite some time. Plus, I'm here every night Anon, whether it's my thread or Reimus!
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>>677372171
Hahaha no I'm not driving, or even in a car right now. I meant that i'm in a different country.
>>677372601
Neat! Again, I was just dropping in to say hi, but if you're a regular then I guess I might end up seeing you again. Best wishes!
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>>677372493
>Hipster Jones has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "59".
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>>677372835
Which one
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Hi
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>>677373006
Thanks Reimu. I'll be sure to proceed with caution the rest of the year.
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>>677373060
I'm currently in Canada checking out some universities and visiting relatives. I normally live in the US. I'm actually going home tomorrow, super early in the morning =_=
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>>677369062
can i cum on your armpit Reimu
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>>677373246
Hey there!
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>>677373347
Wear yellow for good luck! Makoto is around so ask her if you'd like tarot.
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>>677369062
fortune?
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>>677373347
Wear yellow for good luck! Makoto is around so ask her if you'd like tarot.

>>677373376
Nah to the ah to the no no no.
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>>677372835
Alright, well I'll see you around Anon! Have fun in your travels! Thanks for stopping in!
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>>677373547
My cat is about to have yellow kittens probably and we plan on keeping one. Can I wear my kitten for good luck?
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>>677373353
Sounds fun
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Who's here to get dunked on, I will oblige you. Ika perhaps?
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>>677373598
Horrible curse.
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>>677373598
Congratulations!
>111111 ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "11".
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>>677374147
so the usual? thanks for nothing
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>>677373416
Its you know who
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>>677374052
ika is most likely in jail right now
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>>677374052
That's disgusting.
>>677374376
Such misfortune.
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>>677374476
I'm gonna marry misfortune
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>>677374404
We could only hope.
>>677374476
What is?
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>>677374376
>stares at the spinny person and zones out for a sec

...

Whoa. Well, um...

>Trippy Spinny ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "12".
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>>677374717
Ikarous.
>>677374595
That is unfortunate.
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reimu, i see you on here and i appreciate your presence
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>>677374384
I know who, of course! How are you tonight?
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>>677374853
you just said it was 11 ...
>>677374865
or lucky
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>>677375119
Thank you so much! I'm glad I've been fairly well received at least...
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>>677371561
I've took 4 tabs of LSD earlier, it's 4 am and I'm so confused. What's going on??
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>>677375285
Did you just ask me for a fortune twice..?
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>>677375889
What's my fortune?
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>>677375889
no only once
see
>>677373598
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Not sure if you do this but any reason why i might be seeing and hearing the phrase "get out of your comfort zone" all the time anymore what the hell could this mean i swear im going crazy
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>>677374384
I'd like a tarot if you don't mind, and if you do I can do without. I wouldn't even know what I'm missing.
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>>677375927
But I'm confused. What's going on in this thread. It's all so confusing to me!
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>>677373060
I made a thing
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>>677375613
>>677376238

Drink water, seek help. Immediatelly.

>>677376146
It means get out of your lazy boy chair.
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>>677369062
Hi there, Reimu. I'm rather low-energy tonight. Don't mind me being boring. How are you?
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>>677376343
So can people just come on here and ask for advice like whenever? Thy just have to sift through all the cancer??
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>>677369062
I could use some advice. I really could. Ever had rumors spread about you at work?
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>>677375146
I was just playing league with some friends.
Now im just listening to music.
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>>677376235
A what?
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>>677376341
That's neat.
>>677376674
It's a slow thread.
>>677376794
Report them to HR.
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>>677376674
yep
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>>677376962
show boobs
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>>677376133
>smoke bombs

>>677376146
That's pretty much the key to life so...

>>677376385
Pretty much.
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>>677376235
That'd be my specialty.
The Moon - Upright
It's going to be a time to make a decision based off of emotions rather than facts. You'll need to step back and look at situations as a whole, rather than a small part of it.
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>>677369062
Give me all of the above please.
I'm bummed out
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>>677376962
Don't know who it is. No one will tell me. Moreover, it was probably a manager at fault, I think. Not sure I wanna overturn that rock.
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>>677377194
W-what?
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>>677376133
>smoke bombs

>>677376146
That's pretty much the key to life so...

>>677376385
Oh, same here, trust me. I'm doing alright though. I have a secret planned for tonight.

>looks excited

>>677376674
Pretty much.
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Hello everyone!~
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>>677376962
I guess I could use some advice. So what do I do?? Just ask away or do I need to get in line or something. Idk what I'm doing
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>>677377194
I don't get it
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>>677377472
Oh my. A secret? I'm curious now.
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>>677377618
hi marisa
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>>677377637
Write a detailed complaint and hand it in personally.
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>>677377253
Oh Lordy. This is going to be hard for me. Logic is my crutch. I use it to avoid thinking to hard about how I feel.
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>>677377618
Hi, Marisa I've barely talked to before but wold like to get to know sometime
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>>677377935
Ok, anyway I just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 months and shit was intense and now we've broken up I really miss her but I've taken a shit ton of LSD so I'm not sure if it's me or the drugs but I love her and I've always loved her and that's why I broke up with her in the fist place so that she could get better and all that shit so yanno; I'm just very confused
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Does everyone in these threads know each other or what?
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>>677377806
Whats up Mr. chief-san!?

>>677378358
Mhm~ likewise lady bunny ears!
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Anything in particular i should watch out for in the near future?
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>>677377618
Hello Marisa! Would you like some tea?

>>677378457
Well, it's bound to happen when you're tripping and emotional at the same time. Uhh... just focus on enjoying the LSD. You took it for that purpose, right?
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>>677378457
Again, seek medical attention first. You can deal with the other stuff once you're alive and sober.
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>>677378787
Would you mind terribly if Reimu put us in contact sometime?
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>>677378715
to an extent yeah
>>677378787
not much, just screwing around in here and watching a star wars stream
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>>677378972
I don't know why I took it anymore to be honest, I just don't know what I should be doing. What should I be doing?
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>>677378715
Not even close. That's the fun.

>>677378862
Little girl vampires.
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Oh...okay
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>>677379392
I use namesync sometimes, I was wondering if that was the case
So you all just remember each other based off the characters you post pictures of?
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>>677379603
Don't look so sad!
*hop*
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>>677379342
I assume you don't have anything on hand that can reverse the effects, right? CBD might help. Barring that, you should dim the lights, put on your very favorite song that has nothing to do with her, and just chill.

Is there anyone who could keep you company right now?
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>>677378972
I'd just love a cup of tea right about now~

>>677379071
O-Oh.. Sure~
That would be awesome!

>>677379319
Chillin with some star wars i see? are we talking about the lastest battlefront game?
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>>677379882
Not a soul
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>>677379771
thats how we did it years ago
>>677380385
a friend is streaming the movies
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>>677380385
Mm, I'm glad to hear it~ I look forward to meeting you officially, then!
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Pussy Chan open..

http://pussy-citty.ru/
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>>677380625
Dibs on Momiji then
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>>677380913
Ooh, a Momiji. Cool~ Too many earthlings but.. Cool.
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>>677380625
Done with the first movie yet?

>>677380628
I'm excited aswell! If Reimu finds you to be a good friend then i have no reason to worry~
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>>677380913
might get confused for someone else but we can tell when its you by the typing
>>677381504
we're on episode 7 now, he didnt stream the prequels
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>>677380406
I'll keep you company then. I'm sorry if I'm slow to respond. I'm uhh... I'm in a similar boat to you, Anonymous. In some regard.

>>677380385
>brings out a cup with a S~M beautifully written on it and pours tea for you, handing it over
Here you are!

>>677380913
Hi there.
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>>677381504
Ufufu... Reimu and I have been close for five years~
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>>677381655
Greetings.
>>677381642
How so?
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>>677381655
Thanks for keeping me company. What's up with you then if you don't mind me asking??
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>>677381821
someone else used momiji pics but he doesn't come around too much. or ever
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>>677382102
Holy shit so someone used someone else's picture and tried to be that person by using just that picture.
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>>677382348
Probably just pics of the same character.
So no, I'm not doing that.
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>>677382348
im just saying they might get some unwarranted hate
>>677382592
yeah you're fine
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>>677381642
Probably for the better i suppose

>>677381703
Oh gosh... I didn't think bunny ladies lived that long to begin with! -giggles-

>>677381655
Aww thank you~
-takes the cup and slowly sips the tea-
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>>677382775
Wahaha~ I'm no normal bunny, though! I'm from the moon~ We don't age in the first place!
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>>677383576
Agreed.
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>>677382775
yeah probably
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>be me
>playing mount & blade
>great game so far, 150 man t4-7 army
>get captured by lord
>"You have committed high treason"
>executes me
>"Huh, I guess thats a thing in Floris"
>go to load
>forgot to save all day
>mfw

FUUUUUCK.
-sweep-
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>>677384045
Aww.. Poor Naughty Bell...
*pat, pat*
We've all been there. Have some sexc.
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>>677384045
Forgetting to save IS high treason
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>>677384045
Maybe the save if back far enough for you to not commit said horrible act of high treason!

>>677384346
H-Hey! You don't reward bad behavior with... s-sex!
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I really hate playing against Knifecat. We completely dominated bot lane too.
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>>677384552
Ah..! You're right, maybe that was the wrong thing to do... I didn't think of it that way!
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>>677384552
They were Rhodoks, no-one cares about those dirty mountain people. I only burned their women and raped their houses!

(Go Swadia! Best nation!)

>>677384515
Maybe that is why he executed me.....

>>677384346
I-uh-wha....

Don't distract me like that!!
(Not that I didnt like it....)
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I skimmed the chat so idk if you are still doing fortune telling rn but it would be awesome if you read my fortune. My name is Josh. Thanksu
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>>677382010
Alright, well, it'd take some explaining... but I'm gonna be real with you tonight, Anonymous. Just give me a moment. It's time for my surprise.
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>>677385214
Surprises are always fun
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>>677385214
time to get the popcorn ready
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>>677385132
Oooh, you like? I wonder which you're predisposed to..! The breasts or the rear?
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>>677384775
B-But comforting works too.. So don't worry about it!

>>677385132
The Rhodroks are a far more proud people than any swadian could ever be! no wonders he executed you! hmpf~
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>>677385214
Is it the cocaine in the back?
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>>677385441
Got some with extra butter?
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>>677385694
*comforts the Risa*
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>>677385747
yep
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>>677385694
The Rhodoks are pitiful warriors! They wear light armor into battle, and make easy targets for my lancers! Its a wonder the Sarranids didn't kill them!

>>677385686
Obviously, breasts are the better option, but one must not neglect the rear, for it holds much power in the Parliament of the mind.
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>Random Touhou related contribution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM14q3UHYSg&ebc=ANyPxKoXkmA-m0oGGsnRNlAeUtaB5pogW6cVXgXgbvI6GRmtrFMwhj1Zks1BblFHH-7hAZzR3XK2Pa-lVxPqOzMz_hlTwHRH-g
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Can i have some tea?
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I s-suppose your daughter is s-so unworthy to even g-get notification of a thread these days?!
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>>677386256
Oh my~ You've really thought it out! Ahaha.. What a nice way to put it.
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>>677385873
Aaah! T-That's not what i meant!
-looks away while blushing-

>>677386256
Atleast they aren't full of themselves as the Swadian knights, who bleed just like anyone else!
-coughs- i agree on the breasts thing aswell..
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>>677386001
Whelp, I'ma go grab some food real fast. If I'm not back in time, let me know what happened.
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>>677386256
Blow up Parliament
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Hey OP, why is my life so fucking miserable?

Thanks - Anon
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>>677386707
Hey Reisen
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>>677386824
will do
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>>677386856
because you are still living it, kys
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>>677386757
Aah! Don't worry, I won't steal you away from Reimu <3
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>>677386856
Probably a culmination of a lot of things!
>>677386909
Hi there~ How's it going today on this little blue planet, for you?
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loving & living & fighting & falling & flying

growing & playing & praying & pushing & rising

- Wolfgang Gartner - Push & Rise

>>677386597
Have some sweet iced tea!
*hands a cup over*

>>677386614
The work staff didn't even get a heads up.
-sweep-

>>677386757
The Swadian Royal Lancers have a right to be proud, they have fought and survived many engagements and are the most powerful of their ranks! However, if there is one thing we can agree on: Sarranids are shit,

>>677386707
Of course, you asked one of the greatest questions that has ever been asked!
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>>677386614
I-I thought you'd gone to bed! You usually go to bed!

>>677386597
Help yourself.
-points to the pitcher-


>ETA: 15-20 minutes
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>>677369062
Alright, I'm a big sucker for this shit and I need some help right now in life. I'll put in some info.

>Name is Will
>Really hardcore crushing on this half-Brazillian half-Japanese girl
>She laughs at my jokes and sometimes hangs out with me
>About to major in Economics

Anything?
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>>677387273
*cheek puff*
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>>677387102
I'm fine, could be better.
>>677387273
Go point at some more functions.
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To anybody wise enough to answer, here's a question:
If I tried to induce water intoxication, how much do you think would assure death?
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>>677387444
Good plan.
>>677387452
Ah..? Did something happen?
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Hello there, miko-chan. It have been a while.
My name is Toshio, could you read my fortune for me? Also I need an advice: how good is it to be friends with exes and/or crushes so far I've never had problems, but it has been fairly good while since my last relationship, so....
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>>677387624
No amount w-will "ensure" death; it depends on your s-sodium and p-potassium levels.

Also, you'll p-pass out and urinate almost certainly.

Alright, Alice to b-bed. Consider this a b-bump.

*vanishes*
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>>677386936
It's not like... you know.. eeh~

>>677387265
Indeed, Sarranids are nothing but sand eaters.
I'm more impressed by a man that has nothing to his name but a spear and a shield that survives a battle than a heavily clad knight with a lance on a mighty steed
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>>677387273
Boy! That was great thanks. How is your day going on?
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>>677387844
Not really, just my mind's been feeling kinda blank lately.
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>>677387987
Thanks, I suppose.
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>>677369062
Hey Reimu

/k/ommanon here

Gonna start using Saori as an Avatar, /k/omannon still works as a name tho :3
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>>677387265
Thank you good sur! You have muy respect as a cat
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>>677388137
Mm, I think it is~ And if it is, then I encourage it.
*Nod, nod.*
I'll cheer you on.
>>677388254
I know what you mean. I thought about practically nothing today while at work. It's a little sad.
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>>677369062
Nice feet. Show soles?
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>>677388480
It sucks because conversations are hard to maintain like this.
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>>677388138
It's like a rush to see how many different awesome things I can do in one night while losing people because I'm multi-tasking and trying to attend to everyone at the same time!

>>677387444
Hmph. I am sorry but how was I supposed to notify you anyway?

>>677388378
We'll call you whatever you report in as. Maybe.
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>>677388698
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Have another story from today's adventures.

>Be me
>Swadian Lancer
>30 man lancer unit, rest of army is at castle
>approach Rhodok 70 man army
>bunch of t2-t3 units
>mow through with ease, 4 dead 1 wounded
>engage 40 man Rhodok, same result
>engage 50 man, forget to look at what they have
>t7 shock cav and t6 pikemen
>ihatemylife.jpg
>kill them, but lose about 15-20 of my lancers, rest are injured
>mad dash back to castle
>phew
>realize rhodok king is besieging
>saved at last minute by Swadian war party
Close call, but totally worth it.


>>677387404
>half-Brazilian
-half-Japanese
Holy shit, anon. You have found the second best mix in the world!

>>677387624
Great Lakes.

>>677387879
Never hurts, I guess. If it ends and you're still on good terms i'd say you are in the green.

>>677388137
They don't survive, anon. They never survive the first hit of the wedge formation, which breaks their ranks in half as we cut down the survivors like the swine they are for raiding my town, for killing my allies, for burning my farms, and when that is over with I give the remaining men a chance to join my party for freedom, before they are sold off to slavery to pay for my medical supplies and food.

>>677388854
Bunnu, I never asked how you were doing today! How rude!


>captcha was popcorn

Anyone want some?
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>>677388837
I think I understand this a little more but instilled a bit confused
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>>677387879
reimu seems to be a bit distracted so i'll give you your fortune

Toshio has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "22".

oh bad luck, might get better if you wear black
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>>677389129
Ah? Pretty bad, actually but it's okay. I'll be alright. I'm tough.
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>>677388837
It's fine

I'm still nervous about that conversation, I keep hoping that it's not going to be bad news, but every bone in my body is saying that it is. We haven't had it yet. We talked a little bit over text on thursday, and I told her that if she's nervous about what she has to say, we can meet up and not talk about any of it, and that I miss her smile more than anything. I haven't been able to get in contact with her since, but she also had a funeral to attend today, so that's part of it

Is this what love is? Because if it is, I have to say it really fucking sucks
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Back with lots of food. Good stuff!
What'd I miss?
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Keep posting boobies
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>>677389715
nothing important, surprise soon
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>>677389665
You feel like I do??
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>>677388837
Take your time eventually you will attend everyone
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>>677389869
But you're not even into boobs.
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>>677389665
>laughs

This... Saori-chan, this is what love is. It does suck, but sometimes it's worth it.

>ETA: New Thread
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>>677389665
Ah, that's just what I do! Offer to meet up and just not talk about it, I mean.
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>>677389447
I must cheer you up with Mitch Hedburg jokes!

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

"I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up."

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."

Because no friend of mine should end the day on a bad note!

>>677390346
I am though. Post boobs.
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>>677390012
Now is this soon? Or Soon™?
>>677389665
Welcome back Saori!
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>>677390608
according to reimu soon as seen here >>677390374
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>>677390742
Time paradox?
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>>677390346
This isn't even remotely correct i love boobs. who are you to be so wrong.
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>>677390742
I'm still very confused about this so is there a new safe place where the things going to be happening there?
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>>677391163
Naw, all you're into is massive gains.
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>>677391041
yes
>>677391229
once reimu makes the next thread yeah
>>677391163
new years
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>>677390588
Aww~ How sweet. And such quality jokes! Thank you~ I'm tired so I'm gonna nap...
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