Literally every movie on netflix

>>677367913
Adam Sandler thread

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>>677367913
this and Machete Kills

i paid money to see iron man 3. much disappoint

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>>677368128
this show is pretty good tho

>>677367913
It was really bad but what did you think of vanilla ice?
most underrated comedy moment in 2015 easily.

>>677368428
>i paid money to see iron man 3.

there's ur first problem

>2017
>paying for moovees

>>677367913
i didn't even like the hateful 8
why would i enjoy a spoof of a shitty movie?

>>677368556
i didn't even make it that far.

made it to when they stole the golden nugget then turned it off an went to bed. couldnt stand that furry faggot who couldn't even talk.

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>>677368721
sorry

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This is the biggest autistic piece of shit I've ever seen. I've never been that pissed walking out of a theater.

>>677369131
never got a chance to see it in theaters. downloaded, and was not impressed. The bridge scene was best part, when it gets rekt

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worst movie I've ever seen. I didn't even care how it ended, I just wanted it to be over.

>>677369131
10 Cloverfield lane is shit too

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>>677369079
laughed out loud

>>677369588
You couldn't pay me enough money to watch that either. Fooled me once. Jew Jew Abrams loves to make shit.

>>677369488
idk why u would watch that. it just sounds gay as shit

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This fucking piece of shit. Waste of film, time and money. Shyamalan, you're a massive cunt

>>677370013
Fuck that movie.

>It's the plants


Garbage.

Avatar

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>>677370013
oh my fucking god. He looked like he was as confused to be in the movie as I was watching it.

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I've never been so pissed at a movie before. I wanted to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU" to the screen. WTF happened to DeNiro??

>>677369855
it was, I had some really nerdy friends in college that wouldn't shut up about the book and liked the movie too. So one day I sat down to watch it. Honestly I think I'd rather watch a Michael Moore movie. At least I can laugh at his fat ass waddling around.

>>677370241
Thank you. I thought I was the only one.

>>677370293
ben stiller

>>677370241
>>677370556
ive heard u gotta watch it on shrooms in an imax theater at the tuesday matinee while wearing a v-neck tee and it makes it awesome

>>677370293
the only thing it made me feel was, the desire to fuck jessica alba.

>>677370293
He's an actor, douche. Stop putting actors on a pedestal you fucking casual.

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>>677367913
All the hype surrounding this steaming pile of shit! Fuck you!

Any movie starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock or Rob Schneider.

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>every single reboot or superhero movie after the first iron man
AND THEY KEEP. BUYING. TICKETS.

>>677367913
agree OP, i had to force myself to watch teh whole thing, it felt like work. fucking shit movie , only redeeming quality was the hot latina chick playing the indian for eye candy

>>677370913
If you honestly think man of steel isn't better than all the other superman movies then you're a retarded hipster.

>>677371155
In that particular case, none of them have ever been good because Superman is an insanely boring character

>>677370241
avatar was just your average predictable cookie cutter disney movie. it wasnt autistic garbage like the other shit thats been posted here

>>677370771
You can't even say it's bad either or then your a liberal commie puke. Hate fucking military movies most are shit but no one will say it

>>677370767
Please do me the honor of eating my shorts. When a guy stars in The Godfather 2, Goodfellas, Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Cape Fear, Taxi Driver, Casino, King of Comedy..you can put him on a pedestal.

>>677371269
Yes, yes he is.

>>677371278
Agreed, and I'd even venture to say that I would have legitimately loved Avatar IF it was animated

>>677371155
Superman 1 and 2 with Chris Reeves are much better than any other Superman film.

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This fucking abomination

Pixels. Some fucker with shit taste told me "go watch it bruh its a good sandler movie" I dont even know why the fuck did I believed him. Shit.

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>>677371677
Very good example. Here is another.

>>677371444
Godfather 2? Really?

>>677371444
Wow, he can pretend so well. Who cares? I'm a big movie buff but holding high expectations for actors is a fruitless endeavor. Actors are the equivalent of your high school drama geeks. Just people who are good at bullshit and pretending.

>>677369488
The ending was pretty bad. I liked the movie, but still

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>>677370771
it was bad. it didnt make me hate Muslims either. It made me hate them damn insurgents.

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Lol @ this flick. Ether you are a christian or you are getting cancer pr you are literally a terrible person with no morals and will get run over by the end of the film.

>>677371649
Lol, gtf. Nostalgia doesn't count over quality.

>>677371938
Don't make excuses. It was crap. Cast was good script was rubbish.

>>677371472
The really frustrating thing is a Superman movie based on this speech would be EXTREMELY cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdWF7kd1tNo

But no one will ever make a Clark Kent movie in a million years because it wouldn't be marketable

Actually I guess they made that Supergirl tv show but that was also basically just a shittier version of The Devil Wears Prada with superpowers

A million ways to die in the west is the WORST piece of shit I've ever sat through. I've never cringed so hard. If I had driven myself to the theater, I would have just walked out. My friend said he wanted to, but wasn't sure if I did so he didn't say anything and ee both suffered.

Remember: if it's painful for you, it's probably painful for your friends as well. Speak out.

>>677371427
The actual guy it's about was a fucking racist psycho killer too

>>677371051
not gonna lie, i only kept watching it to see adam sandlers wife's titty job in the injun getup

>>677372217
thanks for psa anon

>>677371269
If you think Superman is a boring character, try reading some of Geoff Johns run of him.

>>677372100
I agree with you, but if you actually think Man of Steel was a quality movie you're mentally retarded

I can't wait for everyone to wake up and realize that 30 minute fight scenes are horribly boring

>>677371677
Forgot this existed lel

>>677371427
What about apocalypse now?

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>>677372494
i liked this

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Im not trying to make a joke here, i just really hate this movie. I downloaded it after i saw some friends joking about it, and this piece of motherfucking shit made me want to punch a puppy. After watching about 45 minutes, i finally decided to stop the movie, fetch my shotgun and take myself out of my misery, but first i decided to check some other reviews online. Thats when i found IHE's video and YouMovieSuck's video, and then i saw how much of a retarded and childish person the "director" and creator of this shit was. It just enrages me to this day to remember how stupid that piece of shit really is, taking down videos and claming that it wasn't fair use because there was money involved. Jesus fucking christ, i would literally murder Derek Savage if i had the chance

>>677372217
How did you go into this not already knowing it would be dogshit

Seth MacFarlane has never been funny

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>>677367913
Adam Sandler Sucks... wrost actor ever

>>677368543
What is this?

>>677372576
We would all like to keep it that way.

Lotr trilogy

>>677367913
Yeah Op me and a friend watched this shit stoned and still sucked fucking ass

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This abortion of a film.

Makes Temple of Doom look like Citizen Kane.

>>677372705
I agree, great story.

>>677369588
10 cloverfield lane is pretty good pay no attention to this person

>>677372944
>abortion

kek. it works though

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I was sooo excited to see this movie...
Utter shit

>>677372790
>Seth MacFarlane has never been funny


>be straight
>be on the phone with 7/10 chic interested in having vaginal intercourse with
>she asks oh my god have u seen ted???
>no
>such a good movie! so funny!
>*click*

>never speak to her again

>>677372937
Watched all three, wanted to walk out of all three, but stayed for the special effects. Blue ribbon example of how to fuck over a good story

>>677372522
As far as quality it had more than any other superman movie in my opinion. It may have been boring but in terms of beings with such power, it was a more realistic depiction of what a fight between such beings would look like.

The Mexican.

The Brad Pitt bits were good, but the Julia Roberts storyline just pissed me off.

>>677372927
I know you're joking, but I actually agree with this. It's two 4 hour movies about walking to a mountain that lead up to another 4 hour movie fighting to throw the ring into a mountain.

>>677372630
I didnt say they were all shit. They just produced a lot recently pandering on our patriotism that are not good movies. But you better believe that the reviews will be great.

>>677373174
This. Fucking shit space movie that isn't about space.

>>677372944
ffs this thread is reminding me of shit I blocked out.

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>>677373031
i don't really mind the "tank scale" look of superman's clothes but did they seriously remove the red color of his underwear? it looks bad now and i dont think it's just because this is the first time i see it

>>677372886
it's called the ranch
has ashton kutcher, hyde from that 70s show, and sam elliot

ashton is a failed pro football player and comes back to help out his bro (hyde from 70s show) and dad (sam elliot) on a ranch in small town colorado.

>>677371677
They made the first ones look good.

>>677371824
I am the universe now, here is a usb stick with the universe on it.

>>677372860
Waterboy was one of the finest pieces of film ever made.

>>677373327
I actually wasn't joking. It may be partially because my friends over hyped the shit out of it. But, I really hated frodo fuckin nagging all the time.

>>677373389
THANK YOU!

>>677372927
The first one was decent, the other two were horrible.

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Did anybody watch this arthouse indie piece of shit, the whole time I was watching waiting for something to happen and when something interesting finally happens its such a anti climax. Its properly named ill give it that, its like a fish tank in that your intranced watching it even though you know its a boring waste of time .

>>677367913
[size=18][color=red][b]LOOK AT ME![/b][/color][/size]

>>677373426
A thread about crap movies and you want to talk about gay costumes? Really?

>>677373434
I thought that looked like the ranch didnt know any of them were in it i keep scrolling by it on flix ill watch it after i finish arrested development

>>677371824
underrated post... this movie was so fucking garbage

Django Unchained. Worthless piece of shit. Fuck you Tarrantino fanbois.

>>677373667
>my friends over hyped the shit out of it
This so much. Even if I think something is 10/10 amazing, I tell people "it's pretty good, worth seeing" then they don't go in with sky high expectations and usually come out of it impressed. It's all about managing expectations

>>677373389
I didnt expect much i mean what could possibly happen in that movie remotely interesting

I watched the hateful eight last night and wanted to turn it off every single second it was playing but didn't, cause 'it might get good'. Worst fucking movie I've ever seen.

>>677373174
women will swear on the koran that this movie was good but it was so fucking lame.. women dont belong in space

>>677373236
I mean, it looked good for sure

But I'd rather just look at cool-looking pictures of hero dudes if the people making these films are going to skimp on things like: plot, dialogue, character development

I'm just nitpicking your words now, but I really believe Superhero stories don't need to be realistic, they do, however, need to be told well

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Don't know about you guys but i actually despise this fucking movie and it's sequels with all my heart

>>677372072
LOL, I got stuck watching this with the fam at Xmas. Its like watching a North Korean propaganda film.

>>677373983
Pretty much the same thing I try to do. I will tell friends "I liked it" or "its similar to (blank)". This is why I can't bring myself to watch the hobbit. Im worried it may just be an over hyped waste of time again.

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did anyone else see this piece of shit? there are actually no dragons.

>>677374353
but it had so many emotions though, and that resonates with me because I'm completely at the mercy of my own emotions

>>677373119
Yea I like the part where the monster from cloverfield killed Fred Flinstone

>>677370241
Avatar: pocahontas story with the natives being ACTUALLY connected to their environment, which is a big fuck you to the real environmentalists who know that nothing is not connected to the environment. Dude with big arms becomes important to a whole planet and is faced with the choice of being a cripple in a fascist corporate machine or a ten foot tall cat person in a world of bioluminescent tribalism.
Kids version of District 9. Man loyal to humans but interested in aliens is forced by accident to become on of these disgusting critters and under terrible pressure learns to respect them and find out that he's not a fighter, just a good guy. He chooses to stay for years as an anonymous insect to save his new friend and win back his woman.
Now THAT movie is hard as fuck and worth watching again.
Avatar was beautiful bullshit, District 9 had all the same ingredients but was ugly with a heart of steel.

>>677374557
You're the only one who saw that sorry

>>677374557
>d-war
I know I'm pissing into a sewer with this criticism but like, why even bother to include that particular part of the text

>>677370278
THE PLANTS ARE KILLING PEOPLE OH NO!

Inside Out legitimately made me want to kill a small child because the less people around for them to target such a shitty movie towards, the better.

>>677368428
I've only seen Iron Man 2, but it was fucking horse shit. those movies suck

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I threw up after watching this. Garbage.

>>677374815
That was the actual title of the film because the fucker who made couldn't english. They just slapped "Dragon Wars" onto promotional materials

>>677368428

At least, PTSD Iron Man was better than IM 2.

>>677374957
Oh my god, this. And Cloud Atlas... FUCK that movie

>>677374557
...but today is my birthday

>>677369131
wrong. maybe the storys a little dumb, but just the idea of a giant monster walking around the city is awesome. like when its from the POV of the people only.

>>677369588
that doesnt actually have anything to do with Cloverfield, right?

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Shittiest shit of the past year.

>>677374957
I knew what I was in for, it was fun to laugh at and complain about

Why has no one mentioned Twilight?

>>677374354
I agree with you, but also need to be realistic. Which I guess is really perspective, and I don't mean realism. I mean in the hero's universe his actions should be true to his character and intelligence. Best example, and bad mouth me if you want, but punisher in the new daredevil series is pretty legit. His character makes sense and he stays true to it. He doesn't sit around and let the bad guy talk for the viewers benefit, he just shoots. Old superman movies never were realistic in terms of his capabilities and/or decision making without holding the audiences hand.

>>677371942
never saw that, but The Devil Inside was fucking horrible

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FUCK DISNEY. THEY FUCKING RUINED STAR WARS.

>>677374858
kek. his acting was hilarious.

>>677375122
true.

>>677375154
Jupiter Ascending, i couldn't even watch the trailer it looked so lame and forced.
Cloud Atlas was the best book ever until about 2/3 of the way through and the "good wins over bad for no reason but luck" made me upset and wanting my time back.

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It could have been great.

>>677373174
people hate too much on this movie. for what it was, it was pretty damn cool

>>677374444
couldn't agree anymore that movie pissed me the fuck off holy shit i wanted to shoot up the movie theatre so much

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NOT a fucking Mad Max movie

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The only people who liked this shit are teenagers

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This

>>677374692
District 9 was not nearly as deep as you're making it out to be, it was another pretty shameless appeal to the anti-establishment bullshit that's so in right now

I'm not saying I give a shit one way or another about the establishment, I just don't like it when people try to manipulate my emotions with such petty use of archetypes

One movie I may get shit on for disliking is the exorcist. It may have been good when it originally came out but, I'm 23 and watched that about 3 years ago. The acting didn't seem all that great and everything about it seemed pretty fake.

>>677373178
Ted is actually fucking hilarious.
Seth McFarlane isnt funny, Family Guy is cringy bullshit, his other shows are even worse, but he got it right with Ted. Im not even gonna talk about Ted 2, which was also good, but no where near as good as the first one.

>>677375427
No, Lucas and the prequels ruined star wars.

>>677375427
This. The Force Awakens wasn't even that good. Kylo Ren looked like a cross between James Franco and Andy Samberg.

>>677372705
Just watched it yesterday for the first time.good stuff

>>677375539

Off the top of my head:

Lady in the Water
Gravity
The Forest

I could do this all night.

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One of the worst Bond movies I've ever seen in my entire life, if not THE worst

>>677375581
>implying it wasn't the best movie of all time

>>677375427
Man if i'd seen this when i was under 12 or so i would have loved it for the same reasons i loved Star Wars when i was a kid. People who are good at stuff, travelling and shooting shit.
So it was a retread of Ep IV big deal. I watched it with my kids and turned off my maturity. Galactic shoot-em-up, fuck you.

>>677375704
*Retarded teenagers.

>>677375833

Agreed. Ted rocked. Have seen T2.

>>677375868
Do you mean read it?

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>>677374542
>This is why I can't bring myself to watch the hobbit. Im worried it may just be an over hyped waste of time again.

Skip it

>pic related

>>677375953

Haven't seen it. Skyfall is my favorite.

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I paid money to see this piece of trash in theatres. Was not funny at all and sucked. I hope the studios lost money.

>>677375427
Star Wars was never good enough to ruin, you fucking retard

>>677375376
cause its obvious that thats shit. this is more about movies you just wanted to watch, and ended up being shit

>>677375704
I seen it when I was a teenager. I liked it until I got older.

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>>677375427
Yeah, because it was so good when Lucas was running the show.

>>677375656
Yeah it was, even says so in the title.

>>677376117
I liked the nigga with the ankle fetish still shit movie

>>677375716
Why even expend the energy to post this in 2016

>>677373562
true dat

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I promised I wouldn't watch anymore Michael Bay films THEN I BOUGHT THE FUCKING HYPE LIKE A BITCH

Martyrs (American Style)

Sucked so much that I wiped it from my disk along with that abomination that is The Forest.

>>677376428
>you are the cancer

>>677375376
Only saw the first one, and it was RiffTraxed.

I love Rifftrax and MST3K, but even they couldn't make me want to sit through the rest of that shit.

The movie was a perfect definition of boring.

>>677367913

You watched an adam sandler movie. You have no reason to be upset with anyone but yourself.

>>677373562

I was one of Sandler's best films. And Happy Gilmore didn't suck.

>>677376428
Hype? For a transformers movie?? Are you retarded?

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>>677376392
I give it 5 bags of popcorn and 2 sodas.

>>677374557
saw it when i was young

>>677373901

Even Jackie Brown was better than Django.

>>677375953
To ne it was a 4/10 a bit bellow average. Honestly the first scenes were awesome but then it went to shit and was pretty bad.

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I don't care what anyone says, but Deadpool is overrated AF. Period. Doesn't deserve the 8/10 on imdb

>>677375717
>shameless appeal to the anti-establishment bullshit that's so in right now
That's been in for about 50 years now, and while it had that, it wasn't just about that. Sorry if that element triggered your disdain. It actually became a legend in Sth Africa because that's how brutal the rich and powerful are there, it's obscene. If you don't have shit in your streets and every single house is a secure compound with razor wire and high walls then being anti-establishment is kind of cheap. They laugh at any white people who aren't taking full advantage of their peace n plenty.
That's why the actor is hailed by his character's name in the streets there, he's like the Rocky of South Africa now. That movie resonated with them in a big way. You have to be pretty comfy for it not to. Probably why it didn't kick as much first world box office ass as it should have.

>>677368128
Its true. What the fuck man? I have a hunch netflix has secret deals with production companies or something

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>>677375999


<<<You and your kids

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>>677376852
>not liking Django

You dumb son of a bitch.

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I was actually so mad I couldn't fall asleep.

>>677377152

That Django rocked. Tarantino's was weak tea.

>>677377030
yeah, but its not terrible like the other movies here.

>>677375581
> egdelord the movie
the whole concept is trash

>>677377201
kek, its just fucking lord of the flies

>>677377030
not great but not terrible. would still watch again to get my dick wet.

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>>677376718
Fuck you I like Mark Wahlburg, thought this series was finally gonna get some fucking action. Fucking robot dinosaurs too fuck.

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I will paypal anyone 10$ to sit thru Meet the Hollowheads for the full duration.

>>677369488
checked
also I literally just finished watching it a few minutes ago
It's good if you've read some of the books, plus it's mostly quirky British humor. Not for everyone

>>677377243
Oh shit, I should probably read conversations before I butt in.

>>677370278
WHaaaaaatNooOOOooo?

>>677375859
best comment ever xD

>>677368781
It's not a spoof of The Hateful Eight. It's just a spoof of westerns in general. It's just that both their names are homages to the movie The Magnificent Seven.

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About 15 minutes in I realized I didn't give a fuck who lived or died. One of the few movies I walked out on.

>>677377595

No problem. I thought you were just bustin' my chops.

>>677377605
kek everytime.

>>677373562
Autist here, can confirm that waterboy is a cinematic masterpiece.

>>677375859
>Kylo Ren
the funniest part of that movie was the unveiling of his mask..jew boi!!...

>>677377719
>It's just a spoof of westerns in general.

If you're looking for that, just go find Blazing Saddles.

>>677375841
>>677376294
But at least the prequels felt like star wars films while you were watching them.

The whole time I was watching the force awakens I felt like I was watching a highly funded fan fiction

>>677375899
I know most horror movies are rated pretty badly but was the forest really as bad as people say. I was kinda hyped for it when I heard about it.

>>677378008
very true, but they were still extremely disappointing.

>>677377605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rq-7zEVuwI

>>677375899
fuck you. gravity was the best comedy i have seen in a long time!!

>>677371269
I always find that people that say that have never actually read a good Superman story.

>>677375376
Because it doesn't need to be mentioned. That's just common sense.

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Did everyone forget about this piece of magnificent whale shit

>>677375656
Not a bad movie, but a bad Mad Max movie.
If it didn't have Max it'd be a great story in the Mad max universe.

>>677378162
toppest of zozzles. Never saw that before.

>>677367913
People talked about how bad it was but I thought it was just meh. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone but there are way worse movies. There are way worse Adam Sandler movies. Plus I thought most of the hate was because he was disrespectful to native american culture which I would imagine /b/ would not care much about.

>>677378253
man i remember dumb kids at school would quote that movie like it was funny

>>677378253
Turtle turtle

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I don't know why everyone thinks this is such a god damn masterpiece. I'd rather stare at a steaming pile of shit than watch this boring piece of "artistic" bullshit

>>677378253
oh wow.. I love Carvey too, but what an abortion that was.

>>677378253
I had forgotten, until now.

>>677378008
No, the prequels felt like sterilized CGI and dialog written by a 13 year old.

So much garbage smashed into every scene to try and get every type of audience interested and sell as much shit as possible.

That being said, VII is basically IV lite

>>677378489
damn, I love that movie.

>>677377591
I love the books and liked the movie. It's weird though, most people who like the books seem to say they hated the movie. But people who like a thing always seem to hate adaptations.

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It looked pretty, that's all it had going for it.

>>677378489
It's a great movie kick ass soundtrack too

>>677378489
damn, I love that movie

>>677370013
>I wonder if it's the plants
Okay
>It may be the plants
Yeah I guess they'll need to figure that out
>It's probably the plants
Oh I guess there's a twist where it's not the plants?
>It was the plants
>Movie over

>>677378489
It's a really good bean.

>>677369131
I agree this movie was trash

>>677378489
cant stand that movie

>>677378489
Hated that shit. Saw it with a bunch of friends when it was in theaters...we nearly beat the shit out of the kid who suggested it afterwards

>>677378489
Reaal human beeaaan also you're a retarded fuckboy that's a damn good movie

shittiest akira/tetsuo the iron man rip off ever.

and that god awful 10% noise. fuck now im mad.

>>677378682
it was cool, could've made a better ending

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Its was shit

Star Wars The Force Awakens.

>>677379092

I wouldn't have minded it so much had its head not been stuck up its ass the whole time.

>>677379019
whats good about it. half the movie is a faceshot of him looking at something for such a long time. decent music tho.

>>677378597
Okay but rewatch the original trilogy. The dialog isn't that great and neither are the special effects. Everybody just shits on Lucas.

The plot of the original trilogy was amazing but executed so horribly that nobody even realized how good the story was. The force awakens was literally episode IV but with huge plot holes in the characters and the physics, but nobody notices because of the hype

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I don't get why this movie is so popular. Somebody told me I had to watch it while I was stoned so I did and it was the most boring time of my life.

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This.

>>677378489
I watched it once and wasn't sure if what I'd even saw was a movie. I watched it again and, you know, I actually kind of like it. Cool soundtrack, very powerful... atmosphere, I guess? The core of the movie itself is just like an otherwise pointless skeleton to hold up the cool parts.

>>677378489
Great movie, have you seen Only God Forvives?

>>677378489
That dude is a fucking savage that motel scene is hella good

>>677379273
i thought the same when I was 10. Now i understand. its good.

>>677373322

I very much agree with you, but at least it gave us that moment where Gandolfini asks her when you know it is time to walk away from a relationship and she gives this three minute spasm of oral menstruation, and Gandolfini goes, "That's your answer?! I mean, there's an answer, but that ain't fucking it!" I feel like that sentence needs to be yelled in every chick's face at least once in every relationship.

>>677379430
I liked Drive but I didn't really care for OGF. Didn't dislike it per se but it didn't click with me, I'm honestly not sure if I know what I feel about it. I might ought to watch it again, I didn't like Drive until I saw it a second time.

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>>677373174
If you didn't watch this in Imax 3D and love it then you can fuck right off.

>>677377201

It's a kids movie anon.

>>677376445
America remade it?

>>677379408
I legitimately fell asleep in the theater. My friends noticed and decided to wake me up about 10 minutes later.

>>677379826

I watched it at home and nearly fell asleep, I thought I'd been watching it for a decent 4 hours, we pretty shocked to see it'd been only 2 hours.

>>677377033
i had no idea what to expect when i saw it at the midnight release. fucking love District 9.

pretty awesome to hear about its popularity in south Africa.

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Liked it when I was little. Got all the shitty cards from the movie pack too.

>>677379408
I thought it did an alright job of what it advertised, which was ROBOT FITE MONSTER BOOM SMASH. That said I'm such a cocksucking fan-boy that I'd watch that Adam Sandler movie if it had GLaDOS in it.

>>677379826
>my friends woke me up
>my friends
>friends
Don't lie anon you saw this on your laptop alone

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>>677367913
It's Adam Sandler. What did you expect?

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Didn't laugh once

>>677375221
This

>>677378305
Pretty good soundtrack and great visuals though

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I was so disappointed in this movie, it had so much potential to be good. Same with Elysium

>>677380167
Surprisingly, it's no lie. We call it "Trump: The Movie" now. "Let's build a wall guys, it's a good idea."

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>>677379826
I did that to this movie. Fell asleep multiple times. Felt like I was watching some creep shot video waiting to catch a glimpse of a decent ass but was let down when all I got was the texture of her jeans.