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>>677361740
>>677361167
and here's the "after" picture.
>>677361658
"that is a child have some fucking decency"
what a fucking faggot
tumblr so bad
>>677362052
Tumblr is actually very good ;)
>>677362754
lost
>>677362738
welp, dogs broken. time to throw it out and get a new one.
>>677363096
Asians are terrible people.
>>677363310
Naked Truckwheel.webm
>>677361544
silly river monkeys.
>>677361462
is that real? i mean..... can you really do that?
>>677361544
What were they even trying to accomplish?
>>677364697
Looks pretty fake to me. That's clearly not her lower body, it's just a textured hole
>>677364697
no its not real, this shits been around since like 2001. in the video you can see its fake legs. the black "dress" hides that
>>677364697
it's done with mirrors
>>677363665
>>677361265
oh
oh my god
Want to lose for like half an hour straight? Google "bad taxidermy". Trust me.
>>677362171
3 whole dollars nice
>>677365889
No its about "three fiddy" you fucking stupid cunt
>>677365855
Dude, that shits fucking creepy...
>>677366118
omg you bastard. you got me. cant stop just cant........
>>677365130
i lost to this
>>677366262
I was really starting to wonder if you uploaded the wrong pic but the leading on just made it better
>>677361561
can someone please explain what
>>677363481
wut
Story??
>>677365889
It's actually about tree fiddy
>>677361972
heh.
>>677366901
a cable fell and laid across the road, the road sweeter on the right of the screen yanks in up lifting the other cars, cant find link because i did look, but theirs picks of it on a news site.
>>677364933
what was he trying to accomplish? those people are garbage for not even seeing if she was ok.
>>677367412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtmPEbKOaw
>>677367841
all that old jizz on the floor, be it smells like my bedroom in their.
>>677364697
Aside from the fact that the pubic arch would SHATTER, thereby disjointing the pelvis, and hip joints, and the tail bone, and lower lumbar spine would separate? Sure, I suppose it might be theoretically possible for the tissue around the vagina to be trained to stretch that much...
>Being stupid enough to even question the validity of that video
kys before you breed.
>>677361265
topkek
>>677361265
>>677365486
>>677368829
You've probably seen this but...
> Be at bar, having a few beers.
> Soon.
> Closing hours.
> Only one guy left in the bar aside from me.
> Guy goes to bathroom.
> My moment of greatness has come.
> Enter bathroom.
> Guy is about to take a piss.
> I pull down my pants (and underpants).
> Guy hasn't noticed yet.
> I start Dancing, hips shaking wildly, tongue out of my mouth.
> Guy suddenly sees me.
> "The fuck are you doing you fucking weirdo!?"
> The helicopter.
> He's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine.
> "Come jiggle with me" I say.
> Guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape.
> "Jiggly! do the jiggle!" I say as I run towards him, dick flailing wildly.
> The horror on his face.
> I kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere.
> The climax.
> I swing my dick in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum.
> It hits him in the face, also on the lips.
"If you don't jiggle, then you get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs.
> I pull up my pants and run out the bar.
>>677366118
this is going to be funnier than the entirety of the movie. gg, you win
>>677367386
>not naming it birth of pepe
>>677368829
>>677368894
thanks anon. i hadnt seen these ones.
>>677368888
Check 'em.
>>677369140
kek´d
>>677361265
FUCK
>>677368888
Oh my
>>677368888
checked and kek'd
>>677369888
Checked, my god
>>677369140
Just imagine it being narrated by Neil Degrasse Tyson.
>>677369888
>>677368888
Dafuq niggers
>>677368610
Ah yes... that makes sense, label someone as less intelligent based only on a joke. I would suggest kill yourself and stop the depravation that is your persona
>>677360886
If she had titties it could show some of them
>>677366811
sauce?
>>677368888
>>677361561
>>677366623
Just a guy really dedicated to his job
Anyone here ever seen octs?
>>677369585
>filename
Anon, you're not using IE are you ?
>>677369342
I didn't even notice. thanks.
>>677370333
Yall niggas trippin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kJ7f_lUWE0&feature=youtu.be
Popi-dopp-pop snippedi snopp!
Här kommer snoppen i full galopp.
Han som inga brallor har
dinglar med snoppen och rumpan bar.
Snippe-dipp-dipp-snippedi-do!
Snippan är häftig, ja det kan du tro.
Till och med på en gammal tant
snippan sitter där så elegant.
Så olika med nästan samma grej
Kissa kiss igenom snoppen eller snippan om man är tjej.
Snoppen och snippan vilket härligt gäng
Snippan och snoppen sjunger vår refräng
Snoppen och snippan finns på vår kropp
Snippe-dipp-dipp-snippedi-snopp!
Popi-dopp-op-snippedi-snopp
Hänger och slänger på en liten kropp
Snippe-dipp-dipp-snippedi-do
Snippan är häftig, Baby I Love You.
>>677370617
Well kinda, I'm on mobile windows phone IE is standard idk if I can change it but haven't tried. when I save pix it gives it that file name.
>>677366692
The contemplation in his face
>why do I have so many watermelons
>what is the meaning of life
>can one of these kill me
>>677370118
>Blown_Ups_2.jpg
>>677372304
bloody hell
>>677370145
>>677372056
Ohh
OHh!
OOOHHH!
Oh GOD!
>>677372304
His face at the end
>sweet cholesterol jesus
>take me from this worldly plane
>grant my heart the rest it deserves
>>677361040
Fake and unfunny
>>677370001
>off by 1
kys
>>677372170
what was his desired result
>>677372304
>those last few seconds
That's about how I felt the last time I ate at Five Guys.
>tfw trying the cajun fries for the first time
My DIIIIIIIICK
>>677372745
>kek'd
I don't know the story about that one. but i like to imagine he's fresh outta jail or breaking his diet.
>>677365447
got me!
>>677373500
he sexually identified as a rocket, he was trying to ignite, to get off.
>>677360886
lost before I even joined the thread... damn...
>>677366560
I was starting to think that the funny part was the fact that that shit never happens in real life and that it's actually completely pointless to encourage most artists because they're just doing it because they are too lazy or stupid to do anything else.
Yeah but then I saw the end and it made more sense.
>>677373500
I'm guessing he wanted to do that flamethrower fart shit from cartoons but all actually doing that does is ignite the gas still in your asshole
>>677374748
IIRC, i believe they're called blue flames
>>677374141
good call.
>>677371631
Sauce?
>>677361890
Where will I.get my crack doe?
>>677375322
here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLZie1TZkwU
>>677361544
Lol fucking south americans
>>677371179
I fucking love that song.
>>677372304
I mean it's in n out, that's a common reaction to how amazing it is.
>>677363481
magnets, how do they work?
>>677376257
do you believe in miracles?
>>677366262
This is an extremely underrated and worthwhile post, please have all my internets for the day
>>677366901
It's new anti vehicle nerve gas
>>677377041
Would take her over that savchenko bitch anyway. Plus this bitch looks soft but i bet she takes a cock like a champ and can cook a mean borscht.
>>677377041
How the fuck do people get through life being so weak as to cry when shooting a gun at nothing.
>>677377629
>has never touched a women
>Be me, in 5th grade.
>There's this one kid that was a total asspie
>Had no friends and would just hop around at recess waving his arms, we'll him jacob
>Did crazy things when people made fun of him like throwing desks
>Now be in gym class
>We were all given basketballs and told to go shoot hoops on our own
>there were like 25 of us and 6 hoops spread around the gym
>Flurry of basketballs flying around, nobody really paying attention except to their own
Here's where I caused some of the biggest shit ever.
>Shoot at the hoop - bounces off the rim and lands RIGHT on top of jacob's head.
>He looks a upset but keeps it together
>phewf, go get my ball from bouncing away
>shoot at the hoop, bounces off the rim, lands RIGHT on top of his head again
>what are the odds?
>Jacob looks like he just lost his fucking mind
>He grabs his ball and is ready to hit the fucker who hit him on his head twice.
>he sees me and powers up his throw
>"wait wait, it wasn't me! it was .. HIM!"
>literally point to the first kid I see, lets call him trevor
>Jacob whips the ball as hard as he fucking can at trevor's face.
>blood everywhere, trevor is on the ground, face red
>jacob is crying and so is trevor
>jacob gets sent to office and trevor cleans up and we continue gym
>holyshit
>later in change room
>the entire male body talks about the incident and we all agree to kick jacob's ass after school
>i'm there with them rooting them on, trying to erase any suspicion that I had anything to do with it.
>better them then me
>>677366901
Chineses with telekinessis, the video has appeared last year one the web and it's gone viral.
Those fuckers made up the idea of "a cable" on the street. Let's be serious, do you see any fucking cable in the video, are you telling me there is a material strong enough to lift up 3 cars and knock a wheel off one of them? Not only that but the material has to be thin enough not to be seen on any frame of a video. That means it has to be as think as a hair, that's impossible.
Not only that but that superstrong material happens to be laid out on the middle of a street with heavy traffic? Bullshit.
This is the truth: Faggot in car tries to cut in and pass on the red light, however he picked the wrong person to cut in. It was a person with telekinetic powers. Observe how he stretches his arm as the car aproaches, moves it in the direction the car goes then continues to walk to the other side like nothing happened while everyone else is obviously shocked.
You see all these and tell me it's a fucking cable, idiotic faggots.
>>677377789
by being a pretty white girl that has had everything handed to them their whole life.
>>677360886
that's some of the reasons why i find people who like anime mentally retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
>>677371416
Kek
>>677366901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLllIbRg8M8
>>677378097
Walked into a meeting of university of auckland anime club once. You're not wrong.
>>677369312
>birth of pepe
kek, changed.
contemplative pepe
>>677373965
your sarcastic comment did get me
>>677365867
make america great again
>>677365855
looks like gradeAunderA with antlers.
>>677360886
TBH it is kinda a stupid place for a zipper
>>677367942
hahaha you got me little fucker!
>>677379996
got to admit, she took that kick like a champ, but then again them turk sluts get beat allday.
>>677367841
the precious?
>>677378965
This basically sums up any Australian university with Chinese or Indian international students
>>677380809
its like the fighs between north and south Korea.
>>677367549
QT AF
>>677366376
A 12 year old that's 5'10"? Holy fuck.
>>677361658
>>677378756
RARE GIF PEPE SPOTTED can i haz?
>>677380809
>>677381205
yup, liek pokemans
>>677383541
>>677365889
tree fitty you dumb slut
>>677376400
She's so cute
>>677382393
i was about 5'10 at 12, i grew to be 6'5. it was always weird that i was the largest in the class. fucking gym teachers always trying to get me to play football and basket ball,
but i just wanted to play with sega genesis so i because a really fat slow 6'5 piece of shit.
>>677372056
damn I actually remember watching this episode of SNL like 10 years ago
>>677384084
>KB
omg
i never kek'd so hard
>>677361462
Talk about giving head.
>>677367549
That chick is pretty fucking cool. Would still bang
>>677384329
hmmm...Never knew it was from SNL. so it was the early 2000's then?
>>677369585
Lost.
>>677383827
fuckin lost, damn it. it was delayed, but after i sunk in, it was just such a perfec response i couldn't hold it. made it this far... tip o' the hat to you, my friend.
>>677384324
did you ever play this?
>>677364933
Lost it at the filename
>>677384084
>>677382845
Well you got my gf with these congrats
>>677361462
he found narnia
>>677361787
LOST
>>677365889
It's tree fiddy. Go kill yourself you pathetic fuck
>>677385822
cheers
>>677383541
If you think that's rare then you need to get out more
>>677365889
spot the new fag
>>677387938
>get out more
>get more pepe knowledge
wut?
>>677362738
wow a dog sucking its own dick? now ive seen everything
>>677383827
Never in the numerous years have I ever seen this so beautifully used.
+15 internets to you sir. Set thread to autokek
>>677375614
my good sir, i shall sell you some crack if you are inclined, and if its not up to your par, i shall exchange it
>>677387405
He died earlier this year you know. Sad.
>>677377789
To be fair, first time I fired my 74 without earpro I went completely deaf in one ear for about 20 minutes.
Hello tinnitus my old friend.
>>677388762
very sad indeed. i'll drink to him rn
>>677361967
I'd fuck Dr Mootson desu senpai
>>677361967
Always wondered if this was real
>>677366262
lost so fucking bad gg
>>677388444
THIS GUY THIS FUCKIN GUY
>>677390273
oh, you better believe it is. that's why he said "also, where did you get that?" those are the words of a guilty man
>>677361265
HAHAHAHAH
>>677363310
WTF, lost at this
>>677364933
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
das ma boy
>>677364907
Load the machine into the boat you fucking autist, they use the claw for that sometimes
>>677377974
>cable can't lift car
>literally just air can lift car because ching chong gets bored
>>677366811
Written and directed by Quenshiro Tarantiro
>>677366811
Lost at filename
>>677363699
lost
>>677384324
wow a pepe meme? now ive seen everything
>>677393969
WHO ARE YOU
>>677361462
Holy diver you've been down to long in the midnight sea
>>677394022
MaxSexAblow
>>677378756
woah i want to live there
>>677394247
why do you wear the mask?
>>677362541
Wow this is actually much funnier without the annoying laugh tracks
>>677380809
NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z
>>677361890
>obesity will go down by 10%
>10%
Kek
>>677371416
lost
>>677366118
>>677366947
>>677383868
>>677387346
>>677388074
>3 is around 3.5
>americans
>>677369888
>>677368888
oh you guys
>>677396075
Please tell me you're joking.
>>677365889
>>677396075
>not noticing the coins
diggity
>>677396122
wtf
>>677396122
I chuckled.
>>677372304
>>677394023
BEST GODDAMN COMMENT EVER
>>677361040
Fake as hell
>>677366262
Fuck me that's actually funny.
>>677361462
ok ive seen this gif so many fucking times its not even funny i saw it when i was 13 now im 22 its just part of my life now i know it by the thumbnail and everything. is anyone else this way
>>677381373
Holy fuck I just died.