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Awoo akbar.
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>>677359702
>akbark
You had one job faggot.
>>677360529
I was gonna but my "k" didn't work the 2nd time. Honest.
>>677361316
Filthy khajiit.
wewlad
awoo~
thanks doge
I forgot to state the "no Demos" allowed rule.
bite me
>>677361316
yknow my cats do that too but i never figured out how they can see that? its out of their line of sight, no?
I'm sure you're too delicate for that.
only when it's not in the bedroom
Let's not get into that.
it wasn't weird until you made it weird
How was I the one who made it weird?
>>677365466
Post non bowlcut things
i don't know chet, you tell me.
>>677366218
n
>>677366263
post lewd bowlcut then
aloha snackbar
I asked you first and you are the one who threw the accusation at me.
doge cum
>>677366935
>>677366935
>>677366935
>>677366935
But if I tell you, then how will you learn?
>>677366609
Oooh, this is good. Give me more.
>>677367075
Anymore like this?
>>677367105
I don't have any more like that.
>>677367075
That's shockingly hot.
>>677361063
Faggot
Barry, keep those coming.
>>677367095
What am I supposed to learn for myself?
how's everyone doing this evening
>>677367530
Bye "Like that" do you mean in pair?
Cuz solo is good too, so long as it's just lewd
>>677367802
i don't know i'm just trying to prolong me annoying you
>>677367854
I don't have too much matsu porn, but you can look at >>>/y/2262667 for more
>>677368253
I don't get it. Are they all the same person, clones, siblings? What's going on in that anime?
>>677368478
They're "six same faces", sextuplets.
It's just a gag anime. A really, really funny gag anime.
>>677367785
Yes?
>>677368253
I'm not annoyed. Just puzzled.
>>677368614
Hmm, haven't seen a gag anime in a while. Not too many eps, I assume?
>>677368696
well fug
i'm just typing man don't think anything of it
>>677368814
25 at the moment, not currently ongoing. waiting on season 2.
HIGHLY recommend it.
I've just been told a gag anime is just the name for a comedy. Is that true?
>>677368828
Don't put yourself down. That's my job.
yep
>>677369296
oh okay
go ahead, hit me. i can take it
I've been told a gag anime is just the name for really bad trash. That is true.
>>677368940
That's not too bad. And if I gave 12 episodes of my time to this shit anime I got my caps from, I could give 25 to a recommended one.
the phrase you are looking for is "slice of life"
and slice of lifes are not trash
>watamote
>shit anime
don't trust barry. osomatsu-san is for everybody.
>>677369449
Totally!
and you could maybe cap it too so we can have an army of muppetheads
since when have you been the anime police eisen
shh
you shh
SHHHHH
PAY ATTENTION
>>677369726
Calling 'em as I see 'em.
>>677369733
I don't think I would go that far. I mean, there are already so many people using that anime to cap, and I still haven't even finished my Kolya or Harrow caps. I'll start by maybe watching it
the only thing shit is that FUCKING AVATAR JESUS
choromatsu = avatar jesus
confirmed
IT DOESN'T MATTER I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT;S GOING ON
>>677370121
that's fine you don't gotta
you're very attached to your grumpy guy anyways
I don't like anime so it is definitely not for me.
>>677369442
He contends that point.
>>677369420
You've had enough for now. I'll be nicer.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION
>>677370388
That I am. I do enjoy using him very much.
Anyway, I should shower. I smell like dirt.
>>677370355 (checked)
>>677370355 (checked)
>>677370355 (checked)
>>677370355 (checked)
>>677370355 (checked)
I DO TOO
>>677370431
thank you senpai
worst fucking avatar literally kill yourself
>>677370647
> senpai
You've ruined my good mood again.
>my avatar could beat up your avatar
eisen is a liar
shut UP
don't bring this argument here
You guys are putrid. Specifically demos and eisen.
kiss my butt barry
barry only says that because other people are watching
barry a shit
Even me, Barry?
>>677371694
No, it's probably hairy and unwashed.
>>677372091
JOKES ON YOU
I SHAVED AND WASHED MY ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A GOOD WHILE TODAY
IT'S GORGEOUS.
>>677367849
Hey Zaryss.
>>677372242
>for the first time in a good while
> "I washed my ass for the first time in a good while"
>>677372498
I mean the shaving part
it's always clean
>>677372662
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
>>677372662
Yeah sure it is you fucking disgusting homeless person.
I hate to admit when katia's right because she's awful and posts titties, but she's right
oh man guys i'm real heckin sad from all this criticism
>she
>thinking katia's a boy
>2015+1
Cats are my favourite anime.
Why all the hate for the avatar? I don't quite get it.
contrarians
She's a girl though. Even last year she was.
There are no contrarians here.
because it looks stupid i guess
I think the avatar is cute although I'm not a huge fan of the hair, it's too "stereotype asian"
well
it's nice
i like it
yea
hm
hi dom
ily
DOM
hello my adoring fans
>>677377070
rubs your belly
>>677377610
T-thanks.
How are you?
>>677367591
Moar! Pleas!
>when dom appears in the thread
>>677377837
average. considering what to do with the remainder of my night. how are YOU??
>>677378010
really, it is to be expected
> asks for a new thread
> appears hours later
I went to so much trouble too.
>>677378010
> when Demos remains in your thread.
most likely going to stream undertale.
i have been here the whole time.
Whatever you say, Mr Happy Sparkles.
coincidentally, i am watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ3vBnIClWo
Where's Rocket?
>>677378161
I am, yes.
Just finished an extremely stressful, busy, yet enjoyable weekend, and now waiting for you to stream undertale.
>>677378679
it won't be until husband is asleep. perhaps an hour. what was wrong with your weekend?
>>677378176
You're welcome.
dom tell me about your husband
what is it like having such a partner for life
>>677378786
what's the stream name? :^)
hi coon
>>677378899
You glib bastard. I will never forgive what you did.
>>677379297
Hi :3
>>677378786
Oh, nothing was wrong. In fact I would argue the opposite. It was just stressful because I was super busy with work stuff, and other stuff.
Can you not do it while he is awake?
>>677379419
sup
>>677379477
Are you a boy, or a girl?
>not knowing katia is a girl
>500b.c. +2066
>>677379449
I can only hope you collapse under the weight of your own remorse.
>>677379701
Jesus Christ have you no shame?
>>677379982
What did I do?
he has a doctorate in biology, and mostly studied evolutionary biology. he works for a university studying the horse genome, with the goal of finding which genes express what desirable traits in racing horses. he is guileless and i'm not sure why he ever ended up posting on here. he is very tall and redheaded with a beard, hairy and barrel-chested, dad-tier, etc.
we spend a lot of time at home lounging because that is who we are. other activities include: swimming at the university swim meet pool, walking in our astoundingly homey and gorgeous neighborhood, and cooking. he wants a bike and i want a longboard for going around town since everything is so close.
living with someone takes getting used to. more than anything it is about learning how to spend time together without going nuts. i am essentially an introverted loner, so i end up wanting a lot of solitude at the end of the day. we've both had to learn how to deal with each other's eccentricities. i am glad to be with him and i like spending time with him and it probably helps that we share a lot of interests.
>>677379267
/ass_brains
>>677379429
what is other stuff? i don't want to because when he is awake i like to be able to stand up and talk to him or whatever, so i don't commit to a lot of games.
>>677379477
Reading
>>677380241
>sample
Stop that.
>>677379701
Actually Barry that's not half bad. Continue.
>>677380156
> calling me a theatre student
>>677380344 (checked)
Oh I didn't know you met him from threads. Dang.
sddkjgfj that's so amazing, you really are living the dream dom
>>677380344
I had to prepare a couple important presentations.
>I do not want him awake otherwise I will want to talk to him
I feel you on that one.
>>677380817
That was pretty funny, wasn't it? Eisen totally bought it too, which made it funnier.
I had no reason not to buy it
What the fuck do I know about him
>>677381202
It was not. I am still seething with rage.
>>677381046
just keep being your wonderfully naive self
>>677381480
Okay okay I'm sorry.
You're a physics student, right?
>>677380615
Sooo... girl?
stap
>>677381627
yep
Stap? You don't want me to stap.
... liar.
>>677381601
I actually have a background in biophysics so your trolling is not entirely inaccurate.
i have never told a lie in my entire life
ahkba?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
I've told so many lies in my life
and to you
>>677381859
I knew it was something super sciencey that i respect enough to forget
>>677381492
continue
and i will never forgive you
yes you will
>>677382115
right away cap
Demos never deserves forgiveness.
>>677382081
It's not hard to remember.
>>677382494
Yes it is.
If you were me you would understand.
Barry, I've been told off for ogling anime boobs. This is your fucking fault.
>>677382695
Luckily for you I spent a year studying Alzheimer's. Eat more turmeric and olives before it's too late.
>Chet got told off by tay for staring at tits
>>677381692
What, are you one of those made-up tumblr things, like trans or something?
>>677383231
i hate olives and don't know what a turmeric is
wat do
One whip:
>868 magic damage
>872 physical damage
tasty
watch me whip
get fucked chet
>>677383730
I dunno what it is but he still makes me eat it.
also AD Thresh sucks ass
>>677383985
Stream it.
>>677384007
It sucks, but it's too fun.
>>677384007
tay
keep beating up chet
>>677380960
do you remember a certain hobbes poster
>>677381043
except today i played like 6 games of league while he played crypt of the necrodancer, but it was okay because earlier we went to the mall and smelled candles for like an hour.
great job demos you killed it
also i'm back after physically running to kroger 10 minutes before it closed to buy almond milk.
>not having backup almond milk for these situations
>>677384711
That sounds... really fun, actually.
Were you winning most of your games?
Wait Dom.
Did you remember to activate them?
I'm amazed he can remain this vigilante while playing League.
God damn you Barry I thought you were on my side.
>>677383730
> "I hate olives"
> "I don't know what a turmeric is"
God damn you Demos I hate you so much. I'm eating a bowl of olives right know. You got to get those diphenolic compounds to stave off Alzheimer's. Maybe. It's not 100% certain.
> right know
Now I hate myself more than Barry and Demos combined.
You have to activate them BEFORE making the milk.
THANK YOU THANK YOU
>>677384711 (checked)
no i was not here back then
>>677385061
>eating olives
>in the morning
wtf man
i feel sorry for tay, poor guy will never have cereal again.
also you still didn't explain what a turmeric is.
i mean, i bought it in milk form already.
>>677383866
whip me instead
>>677384912
we won 1. i fed unreasonably in at least 2 of them, played relatively mediocre in at least 3 of them, and had one good game, which we lost.
>>677385014
it's almond milk, it comes pre-activated.
>>677385390
The quality moba experience, yes.
Did you buy any candles?
Maybe you can activate my almonds.
>>677385386
he has great crops
but more than that, he has a big heart
but more than even that, he has a big dick
Dom your priorities never cease to provide inspiration.
>>677385541
how long did you know him before you got together
hello
why do these threads get flooded with cartoon chinese guys in bowl cuts
hi freklz
Freklz post voice.
>>677385390
You wondered how I could attain 1.5k+ damage with ad thresh.
>Rapidfire Cannon
>Infinity Edge
>Triforce
>Statikk Shiv
Also I'd love to.
>>677385853
hello
>>677385386
Demos him "beating me up" is impossible. It's like withstanding the rage of a mewling kitten.
It's 5 in the morning but we haven't gone to bed yet so it's still Saturday night in our hearts.
It's a common spice for cooking, Google it. It goes nicely with sausages.
>>677384137
You were saying AD Thresh was good before.
.
heisen
>>677385916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xsewmWl9yu
hey, let's put it this way: a shitty heart is a dealbreaker, but a tiny dick can be worked with.
hi avery
>>677385540
he had a 2 for 1 coupon, so we got sage and citrus for me, and lilac blossoms for him. other options included: kitchen spice, sun and sand, lemon girl scout cookies, tahitian white blossom. shit list includes: man town, camouflage.
>>677385810
2011, moved in beginning of 2014.
>>677385998
so like your base hit was 800 whatever, and e's bonus damage was also 800 whatever?
freklz sounds like eisen but not as gay
hey-very
>>>>>>>>>>>>>me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sounding gay
i wish freklz sounded more feminine
you already said hi, eisen
>>677385998
have any luck with league?
>>677386151
I am sorry I was miserable to play with
But which one has more of an influence?
>>677386135
O-okay.
>>677386151
You guys are very much into candles I take it?
>man town
Oh man, you should have gotten that one. You could have gone to man town while smelling man town, and possibly man.
i know, freklz
freklz sounds cute
>>677385853
Fine, you sound bisexual.
>>677386108
are you guys gonna sleep in through sunday? just stay in bed and watch cartoons? that would be my ideal sunday <3
ooh, i eat sausages often actually. maybe i will google it.
>>677386151
wowie kazowie dommie
truly inspirational
now i just need a big dick to move in with
Barry sounds cute
Barry is cute
just making sure
i do NOT
the heart... it is the strongest muscle after all.
>>677386466
no you were fine until you FED HORRIBLY, but i realize most of the pma goes out the door when i become disheartened. i have resolved to say less and never forfeit.
>>677386546
yes, we've spent a reasonable amount of hours smelling candles at various locations. man town was shit, it smelled like axe.
>>677386680
well, there is always eisen.
>>677386108
It feels gooooooood to play.
>>677386151
base damage was 270-ish, 100% crit chance+IE made it ~800. E's passive was 150-something, statikk, rapidfire and sheen proc lifted it to ~800. Enjoyable to slap things with it.
>>677386466
Not much, but the game just now was fun, blind pick though it was. Thresh top, AD. ~1.7k damage with one auto.
liar
>>677386752
i am not certain about his size
Uh, hi Racoon?
demos makes me self-conscious
h o w
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